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Q: Okay, I have this REALLY good riddle that 80% of kindergarteners got compared to 17% of senior COLLEGE students... I know the answer, too!!
(And they all have the same answer)

What is greater than God?
More evil than the devil?
The rich need it
The poor have it
And if you eat it, you'll die!!

Answer me, or guess, and I'll post the answer on your feedback!

its nothing i member this from awhile ago

it got me good haha

am i right?

do u got anymore?

Q: me and my bfs one year anniversary is coming up really soon and here are some ideas i had for it..
- i ordered on line this personalized puzzle that says you complete me love always, sam
- im going to cut out big red heart and put all pictures of us on it and love quotes and such
- starting at 12 days before the day of our anniversary (to represent 12 months) i am going to put how many days there are left hershey kisses in his locker and a little note

are these good ideas and do you have any other good ideas about what i can do or give him?

i think its an awesome idea!!!!!

very creative you are!

Q: ive been TRYING to find out wut 'banging off' means, but this site keeps deleting my questions saying that im repeating, but how can i be repeating since they deleted any questions i ask before they get posted... idk im trying again... wut does banging off mean, getting high, or masterbation, or what? I keep hearing it around and i just laugh cuz i don kno wut to say. i rate 5's

yeah its masterbation and the site sucks for deleting questions that you really do need to know. Its not good with that

trix

Q: Hey I just had a smoke for the first time and like I smoked the entire thing (inhaling it) and I was fine but with the last two puffs, I felt it go down and then I was like light-headed for a bit.
I'm never going to do it again but is the light-headedness normal and how come it only happened at the last two hits?

Its normal and plus it was your fist time so your perfectly fine. I've never heard of anything bad to come out of it. Light headedness that is. Not smoking. Smoking is another story.

Q: ok so i spilled snaple on my ipod and i have some more questions...i am getting a werid message about the fire wire conncetion and how it is not supported...does that connect with the spill? and also now my comp will not let me download songs because it does not recidnize the ipod.HAVE I TOTALLY RUINED MY NEW IPOD? plz help me!

i would take it into the store that you got it and go in and see what they can do about it. sometimes if you have papers that you got and sign them wen you bought the ipod you can bring the papers that came with the IPOD and bring it all in and they can get you a knew one

Q: In my Math class(7th period;last period), I sit in a table of 5 people(including me). There's only 2 girls (including me..) and 3 guys. I usually talk to the guys. But anyways. In the math classroom the teachers have phones that the school can get it touch with the teachers and stuff since the school is so big. But somehow i got the number and me and then 2 guys just call the phone and let it ring and as soon as he answers, we hang up! Lol =). And this is during class,too.With our cell phones. I know its stupid and immature but its soo funny because our teacher just gets soo mad.
I told my sister this and she started laughing. But then shes saying how i should stop because my number can come in the bill because the school gets a bill and they could call up the number(my number) and if they find out its a student then i could get in trouble. Can i really? And will blocking my number be any different? Those are the only 2 questions i have. So thanks!

They usually wouldnt look for it sense they're so many calls going thru to the school each day. If you *69-ed your number it would block and it would show as restricted i would just stop as soon as you could and have less of a risk

Q: my mother and I had something really exciting happen, we got published in a feature article for Woman's World Magazine a while back. It's a national magazine and quite popular.
Well anyways everyone was really happy for us except for my boyfriend.
When the article came out he told me he never saw it or even bought a copy. He didnt congradulate me or anything. I didnt talk about anymore but then one day I brought it up and he just snapped at me.
I thought he would be happy for me. What's his problem?

I guess I can't think of any reason other then him maybe being jealous that your all over the nation. I would right him a note and ask him and tell him you dont mean to get onhis bad side but you would like to know why he isnt happy for you. i honestly cant think of any reason or i would try talking to his friends and see if they know whats going on. I say that he is being rude but thats just my personal opinion and it doesnt always matter

Q: can someone give me some good song lyrics that make good away messages? it would be helpful if you typed out the lyrics to or copy them off of azlyrics.com for me please! also it would be awesome if you could make them into the fancy pics with them

like stars and stuff in them

thanks!

go to firehotquotes.com

or go to ask.com

http://web.ask.com/web?q=cool+away+messages&qsrc=0&o=0

you can go there to thats the site i looked up for you

trix

Q: Okay i need the answer to this riddle please!!

You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you escape?

It really got me thinking and i can't seem to find out the answer. If i think you got it right then i`ll give you a 5. but if you try i`ll give you a 5 also!! =D thank you

i've heard it before and i think you look in the mirror and see what u saw then u take the saw and cut the table into 2 pieces and then 2 piecses make a full

Q: when i wake up in the morning i have my mind set on school and bringing my grades up but when i getto school i began to skip what is the problem dio i have skipping problem.;

I had the same problem. But i made sure i tried to help myself. I would ask your teacher questions. Make sure your not talking to your friends non-stop cuz that wont help you either. I would just review your work after you finished. I dont mean review as in do all the problems again just take a few quetions/problems and go thru them and see how you got them and make sure you understand it

Q: Ok I HAve A Cd with A bunch of MP3s on it and I have it on my burned list but when I take the CD out it wont play? I havent got any blank CDs at the momment and I have to give the CD back tommorow!! Whats wrong with it. BTW I am using Windows Media Player

Im thinking your having the same problem as me. It was my windows media player that was acting up. I had to delete it off my computer and re-download it again. I would double check on the website for frequently asked questions. So i would just do that and etc. And make sure you can download it.

trix

Q: Does anyone know a good department store where I can find chanel's logo double c earings? I tried looking at the websites for nordstroms, bloomingdales, saks, and neiman markus, but they only have the makeup. I'll really appreciate if anyone can help me! Thanks!

I can't fully help you cuz my city is lame and we dont have any cool stores so ha. ya

What i would do is go to ask.com and type in the type of earings you want. So chanel earings. im sure you can get some good places to go

Q: I am trying to get my picture in my advice column but all i have is a box with an X what do i need to do?

to big of a size

i would go to photobucket.com and upload it there

i had troubles until i went to that site and uploaded my pictures there

good luck

Q: Hey guys..i am 15 and i am about to get my permit..so my first car is going to be a 2005 Chevrolet Colorado Z71 with leather, big tires, and a system..is that bad like for a first car?

no sure isnt. i dont see anything bad about it

Q: i have kinda big lovehandles so how many side crunches would i have to do to see results if i were to do about around 75 each night?

http://web.ask.com/web?o=0&qsrc=19&q=how+do+i+get+rid+of+my+%22love+handles%22

go there

its a bunch of sites for you

Q: okk my friend likes this guy. `nd i know for a fact he doesnt like her. me `nd him hung out the other night `nd she called me. `nd shes like oh hes wit u let me talk to him .. so she was talkin `nd stuff .. `nd he got off `nd he was all like "why did u make me talk to her shes so fuckin annoying", then he was goin on about that for a while.
`nd i kinda like him too .. but my friend would get mad at me but he doenst like her .. `nd shes like the kinda girl who juss gets over guys really quick .. but i dont know what to do .. b/c he doesnt like her .. `nd theres chance he might like me .. i juss dont know

Ok well i would just wait for her to blow over on this guy. In given time she would get over him. Plus if u ever deciden to tell her tell her that you cant choose who you like. your heart chooses for you. Which is 110% true. I would ask her if she'd get mad if u went out with someone that she liked. Or how uncomfortable safe would be. Friends come first no matter what and just remember that.

Q: I need major help , im 15 f dc and i'm just
confused about my love life. My boyfriend told me that he loves me but now i don't think he means it. The reason why is because i haven't talked him in about 7 weeks. i talked him like twice and all he had to say was whats up and then he would leave out of nowhere with out saying goodbye or what not. It's starting to get fustrating. He didn't tell me he was going on vacation or anything and when ever i try to talk to him its like he has nothing to say. Now im really wondering if he has another girlfriend or something ... i mean could it be true or what?

please i am asking for your advice. please help me.

He either has another girlfriend or something else is defintly going on. 7 weeks? Thats almost 2 months! ouch! This isnt the right guy for you!! You deserve better. I wouldnt say he loves you and i would say to give up on him you do deserve better then this guy. Totally not fair. Anyways!! I would get frusterated to so dont worry i would just give him a call and leave a message and when you do talk to him tell him you need to see him and you demand to know whats going on between to you guys. Its not exactly fair that you half to hold on by a tiny string waiting around for him.

Trix

Q: I got a DELL 2400 bout a month ago and I have installed MSN 7.5 and my computer is running slower. I have about 89% free space on my hard disk. What can I do to make it run faster??? Thanks!

delete things

Q: Help! This is a question for my science paper:

What is the purpose of phosphorus in a bone?

http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/BODY_DS165

Q: ok how do u make out seriously and is it all its cracked up to be or is it nasty plz be honset i dont want to go through with doing it if were both gunna think it was grosse and umm wat do i do with my hands and wat should he do with his
thnx sooooooo much

Hello. You sound nervous. nothing wrong with that. This honestly comes natural. I can't explain but i did find a website for you.

http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

I think that should help you if anything

As for your hands They kinda of go wherever you want them to. I put mine on the back of my boyfriends head and run my hands thru his hair. Lots of guys like that. Or u can put them on his cheeks or his back. Whatever works!

Good Luck!!
Trix

bio

My name is Trix, I am 17. I love pink, and degrassi.

I just recently got out of a relationship of 21 months. I love him still but I'm moving on.

I've been there done that im sure

ex. (with the number of expierences)

-Long term relationships (2)
-Bad expierence with BF's family (1)
-Broken bones (11)
-Stitches (2)
-Seen someone killed (1)
-Loss of family (1)
-Cancer in the family (2)
-Family in Iraq (1)
-Mom had brain surgery (2)
-Loss of pet (4)
-Moved from state to state (5)
-New highschool (2)
-Car accident (3)

Like I said "been there done that"