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everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me

Question Posted Sunday October 12 2003, 10:14 am

I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly!

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luckiedice3817 answered Sunday January 18 2004, 2:36 pm:
they call you george, huh? well is your NAME george, or did the oompa-loompas just randomly DECIDE to call you george? are you a bob? or a kelley, you know i know a lot of kelley's who wound up in the insane asylum because of pink and sparkly oompaloompas. thank you for your time*~luckiedice~

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orphans answered Saturday December 6 2003, 5:26 pm:
Who needs sanity anyway? The neon-green pikachu stole mine! HAHAHAHAHAhahHAHHhAAHhHAhahAHhaHAHahHAhahAHhaAHhahHAahHAHahHAHhahHAHhahHAHhahAHAhHAHHAhHAHAHAHhahahahhahHahahahHAHhAHHahHHhahHhHHHHHhHHshHhahaHAHahHhhahhahHahHHHahHAHHAhhHAHahakhAkhahhaHHAHcabbage.

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evilgogeta answered Monday December 1 2003, 3:46 am:
Meat cleaver + Oompa Loompas = fun + no more Oompa Loompas

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dragonrider answered Monday November 24 2003, 5:30 pm:
the answer is simple Run RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN then you have to dive into a pool of marshan patato jello and scream at the top of your lungs "i am a smelly macaroon" then stay there while the oompa lumpa's slowly devour you for eating there friends and family

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Here-To-Help answered Sunday November 23 2003, 6:29 pm:
Oompa loompas are better watch out "George".

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Maplesyrup answered Friday November 14 2003, 1:39 am:
You know, that's what we named our school newspaper....

Bring them over to California. Let's see how they handle my army of evil pencils. By the time they're (the pencils) are finished with the Oompa Loompas, your sanity will grow its own, and it would have run away with the spork and the plate.

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insanerubberducky answered Monday November 10 2003, 3:19 pm:
all planets have cable duh

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chaos answered Friday November 7 2003, 5:33 pm:
What you need now is a vernicious knight(kuh-nit).
That should totally take care of the Oompah Loompah problem.

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MissNiceness answered Wednesday October 29 2003, 1:26 pm:
I suggest you switch to a different LSD dealer. Or just give up the acid altogether (if you can't handle it) and start eating mushrooms instead.

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Girlwithamansname answered Monday October 27 2003, 10:31 am:
Make up an obscene version of the Ooompa Loompa song and sing it loudly every time you see one.

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dolphinlover answered Monday October 13 2003, 2:51 pm:
Since they've taken your sanity, it should be very easy to use the wonderful benefits of violence to eliminate their threat to your happiness. I think a 6 foot pixie stick should work wonders to beat them away and keep you from going to a planet that is artificial and not the real thing.

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Turc answered Sunday October 12 2003, 10:09 pm:
First of all, if your sanity was pink and sparkly, it was probably good that they stole it.

Secondly, I would say that cheese-in-a-can would have cable, just because it would make a good alliteration.

And thirdly, the only way to avoid the Oompa Loompas is to become one of them. And if you don't feel the orange skin/green hair look, you can always hurl Willy Wonka candy at them from a distance.

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chocolatenutbar answered Sunday October 12 2003, 5:28 pm:
Invite the Oompa Loompas over to watch cable. Heck, if the enjoy it, they're occupied and you can just get another hookup at your house. But if you don't feel like providing for Oompa cable habits, you can just fly to my planet. We have satellite, but it works fairly well for outer space.

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