I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly!
dragonrider answered Monday November 24 2003, 5:30 pm: the answer is simple Run RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN then you have to dive into a pool of marshan patato jello and scream at the top of your lungs "i am a smelly macaroon" then stay there while the oompa lumpa's slowly devour you for eating there friends and family [ dragonrider's advice column | Ask dragonrider A Question ]
Maplesyrup answered Friday November 14 2003, 1:39 am: You know, that's what we named our school newspaper....
Bring them over to California. Let's see how they handle my army of evil pencils. By the time they're (the pencils) are finished with the Oompa Loompas, your sanity will grow its own, and it would have run away with the spork and the plate. [ Maplesyrup's advice column | Ask Maplesyrup A Question ]
dolphinlover answered Monday October 13 2003, 2:51 pm: Since they've taken your sanity, it should be very easy to use the wonderful benefits of violence to eliminate their threat to your happiness. I think a 6 foot pixie stick should work wonders to beat them away and keep you from going to a planet that is artificial and not the real thing. [ dolphinlover's advice column | Ask dolphinlover A Question ]
Turc answered Sunday October 12 2003, 10:09 pm: First of all, if your sanity was pink and sparkly, it was probably good that they stole it.
Secondly, I would say that cheese-in-a-can would have cable, just because it would make a good alliteration.
And thirdly, the only way to avoid the Oompa Loompas is to become one of them. And if you don't feel the orange skin/green hair look, you can always hurl Willy Wonka candy at them from a distance. [ Turc's advice column | Ask Turc A Question ]
chocolatenutbar answered Sunday October 12 2003, 5:28 pm: Invite the Oompa Loompas over to watch cable. Heck, if the enjoy it, they're occupied and you can just get another hookup at your house. But if you don't feel like providing for Oompa cable habits, you can just fly to my planet. We have satellite, but it works fairly well for outer space. [ chocolatenutbar's advice column | Ask chocolatenutbar A Question ]
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