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Last Update: July 31, 2018
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I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly! (link)
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I heard it has satalite :(
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to a cat and drop it? My first friend said that the cat would eat the toast. My 2nd friend wanted to know what kind of toast: rye, or sourdough, and when I said it was regular white bread, she bit me. I said that the cat and toast would be sucked into a rift in the space-time continuum and the world would end. Who is right? (link)
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Obviously the bread will land on the ground bouncing the cat in the air landing with the cat on its feet if the bread is strapped on the back
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Why is the world so sexist?
IT really "steams my broccoli" if ya know what i mean.
I hate it. i am a feminist also and at a pretty young age, and i'm picked on at school. I just flick them off and leave though.hahahahaha!!! (link)
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Ok this is real important question. I am a male and also a femminist but the word means equality of all sexs I would like to know how yelling men go to hell is not sexist but men sitting with thier legs spread is. Like oof. There is a difference between feminists and femi-nazis.
Girls are great and I hang out with them more because I like how girls act. I do hang out with boys as well. I don't think the world is really sexist until people (not sexist but usually women) bring it up. So lol
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Like, OMIGOD, i like really like this guy who i was dating for like a year and he like cheated on me and like i'm like 12 and like will he like me if i like flip my hair and like put on the right makeup and like stuff my bra, like would that get him back? i'm so desperate like, please help!
Okay, I lied. I'm 17 and I've got tears in my eyes after reading all of the questions you get and laughing hysterically. How do you put up with these bullshit questions? If I were you I'd jump through the computer and smack half these people into next Thursday. Kbye. (link)
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Seeming by my name I'm having the same eye water issue as you are these questions are retard. My answers are retard. One was something along the lines of " How to word a claim (against responsibility) " And my reply was "say no you"
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Well, what does it mean? (link)
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You have to be a Wherwwolf
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I wanted a nickname(s) that go with my name Nikki, preferably emo nicknames... Help? (link)
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Nig***
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For English we're supposed to rewrite a movie script based on a popular book and we need to recast the characters. I can't come up with someone at all for todays actors of who would play a good Peter Pan. Can anyone give me suggestions please? (link)
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Shaquille O'Neil
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Hi I work at a car repair shop. Sometimes customers refuse to get work done on their car even if it is a severe safety hazard. I like to type on the invoice that the customer has been made aware of such and such and declined repairs and that the company is not responsible for anything that happens to the vehicle in result of what was found wrong with it once it leaves the shop. I tried finding legal pages online to see how to exactly word it but I was getting annoyed trying to search the web. Could anyone help me with how to word this and what wording to use (correct and legal) that shows my company is not liable for anything that happens once that car leaves my shop. Thanks (link)
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Say no u
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we went for ice cream and the park....i had fun...but ....i know not everyone wants to screw after the first date but then again...why ask me to his place.... same shyt, diff guy....will it ever end....smdh, everybodies isnt a hoe ...there are a handful of folks who have some type of morals....this is a HUGE dating turn off for me....and why I like to turn down dates when dudes ask me out
my friend replied to my question with the following
No, it will never end. If you're going to date guys, then you're going to get asked for sex. Adults have sex, that's reality. Having it on the first date would be too soon, though, IMO.
Hon, refusing to have sex before marriage doesn't make you "moral" or better than anyone else - it simply makes you someone who doesn't want to have sex before marriage. I think you'd have better luck dating guys who are very religious. The whole "purity" thing doesn't make sense to most people who are not religious.
I replied
I don't think im better than anyone else cuz ive remained pure and moral by choice, I am not a toy...sex after the first date or the 10th date and not married is whorish....
whos right or wrong here (link)
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Just succ u won't no balls
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To start we're both in our mid 20's and young professionals. It's been a while since either of us have seriously dated anybody, but we get along so well and I really want things to work out long term. I've honestly never felt that way before about anybody and although I wouldn't say I'm "in love" with him yet, I do think he's absolutely amazing and I would be devastated if we broke up because I think we could go so far together.
Due to this I've been doing everything I can to make him happy. I don't complain about anything and I've been going out of my way to do sweet things for him.
I've honestly never thought so much of somebody before and I have a lot of respect for him.
I also realize this isn't particularly healthy for myself though. I've caught myself wanting to dress and style myself in ways that he likes and being more submissive and just in general making sure I'm saying/doing things he likes rather than being myself. Before I met him I would work 75 hour weeks and take classes, lately I've been taking nights off work to spend time with him and staying up late even on my nights off just to be with him.
I think about him all the time and sometimes (when I don't take the night off, but could) I'll go to work just to keep my mind off of him.
I've never been so serious about somebody or felt like that before and I've been in long term relationships before. I don't know what to do with myself. I feel like I should distance myself because I've always been the girl who works really hard is and is all about her job and schooling and boys come last.
Help? (link)
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Nah gurl just succ
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Um okay... I'm 13 years old. I was on omegle and I saw this guy I liked. I was with my younger friend so I flashed him My bra and stuff... but my friend recorded me changing. So like he said... he would put me on a porn sight if I didn't pose for him nude. Scared I did it, then he wanted my friend to do it so I quit out of I. I'm so so scared. (link)
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Lmao wtf thas retard Buffon to worry bout Not like he can find u
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A friend has called me 'my love' recently over the holiday conversation. Is it OK for him to call me that? He's mate though. An honest thoughts please (link)
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Just buy a fight spinner lol
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I know that this sounds crazy. This "gym anxiety" isn't what you think. It's not as though I'm nervous to go because I think people are going to judge me or anything like that. I use to be a gym rat. I was there twice a day or once a day, but at least 2-3 hours. At this point, I was already diagnosed with an eating disorder and I was excessively thin.
Until one day, I had a really severe panic attack at the gym.
Recently, I started getting back into fitness. Not that crazy though. Not that intense. I started walking and eventually jogging for about an hour each day. I felt great. But, I live in Florida and it started to get super got outside as the summer months drew close, so I got a gym membership just to stay cool and exercise. I was also bitten a little dog (poor thing, lol, I'm not mad at him, but it did hurt) and realized that the gym was likely a safer alternative and one where I wouldn't have as many excuses (weather conditions, etc.). I can't really run outside if its raining, its too hot, etc. So, the gym, in my eyes, was worth it.
The thing is, that every so often, I start getting that panicky feeling. I've been a member now for about three months and can only go 2-3 times a week. The other 2-3 days, I jog outside. I think it could be two things:
1) my body might be re-living the trauma of me starving myself and working out excessively
2) subconsciously, I'm afraid of having another panic attack (which breeds more panic)
So, how can I make use the gym? Will I ever get over this? I have been suffering from this now for a few years and I just don't know if it will ever get better.
Reaching out to see if anyone could pour some wisdom my way.
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Just get a fidget spinner lmao xd or hot the bong on a 24/7
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