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GOD! LOOK IF YOU WANNA SEND ME A QUESTION THATS COOL PPL BUT IM GETTING SO MANY FREAKIN EMAILS TELLING ME TO DIE AND CRAP. IF YOU WANT ME TO DIE COME DO SUMTHING ABOUT IT DONT JUST SIT THERE AND SEND ME QUESTIONS SAYING I SUCK AND I SHOULD DIE AND I'M MEAN. OK. thats all.

yhi i'm luckiedice. i'm known for giving sarcastic, sometime cruel, advice. but its a harsh world- deal. and not ALL my advice is sarcastic. sum of it is very good. so hope you enjoy reading my column, whether you actually gain sumthing from it or just for your sick amuesement purposes. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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how do you ask a guy out if you are a shy girl when it comes to asking guys out (or friends out) (link)
well... is it a guy your asking out... or a friend?


What does asl stand for? (link)
ask some loser


I entered in a chance to win a fender "something or other" But I doubt I'll win. . So I will be crossing my fingers, and looking for a bass at the same time, thanks! (link)
ummm.. good luck i guess. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


My friend asked me if I was goth, I didnt know what to tell her. . I mean goths dont usually go right out and yell IM GOTH! But she asked and I always tell the truth, I said ya. She said ew ur weird. . . She asked me this online, she hasnt seen me for weeks. . and I have maracuously changed, not because this lifestyle has become popular, but because I found it deep down in my heart. She got mad at me and everything .. she gave me a necklas and now she wants it back, she said she'd call the cops if i did anything to it, which i didnt and anyways its mine she gave it to me, is being gothic worth it, i rlly ant to be and i like being this. . but should I give up our friendsship and go gothic, or forget gothic and be ehr frined, I think I should forget her, but please tell me if Im right! (link)
your friend is an idiot to judge you just becuase you're a goth. goths aren't any better or worse then any one else and they have a rite to FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FIRST AMENDMENT. duh. you should DEFINETLY 4get her, if she ditche you just bcuz your goth shes not a good freaind at all. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


ok now wht makes popular people so popular i mean what is it about them? i mean theres like a bunch of popular kids at my school and i dont see how they r so great i mean all they do is talk behind eachothjers backi mean im not in the popular group but in like the semi-popular i guess is what its called and we never do that top eachother i mean i cant stand these popular kids and i wann know how they become so popular and why? (link)
there not REALLY great. ppl start OUT nice lots of times, then become popular, then lthey let that get to their head, and everyone is too afraid of them to do anything about it. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


Why am I black? (link)
uhhh... maybe cuz yo mama's black. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


ok i have a really hot and awsome bf...i get good grades...i have tons of friends...and i am lots of fun clubs..(gifted and talented siging)..my family is awsome...for some reason i feel like i am missing something..like there is a big whole in my body tht is missing..can anyone explain? (link)
stop rubbing it in. and what ur probably missing is a real life. youre one of those freaks who thinks, no matter HOW great things are, there's always SOMETHING wrong, SOMETHING missing! have fun on the top, hun, cuz its gonna be a long way down. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


MY BF IS MOVING OUT OF STATE AND I LUV HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! I CANT STAND NOT BEING AROUND HIM AND I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM IF HE LUVS ME! WE TELL EACH OTHER WE LUV EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME BUT I DONT KNOW IF HE MEANS IT I AM REALLY SCARED HE IS GOING TO MEET ANOTHER GIRL! I LUV HIM AND HE SAID HE COULD STAY IF HE WANTS BUT HE WOULD HAVE TO STAY WITH HIS UNCLE. BUT HE REALLY WANTS TO GO! I DONT THINK HE CARES ABOUT ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO? (link)
well if he really wants to go and you really luv him you'd let him go. the sappiet quote ever that i think might help you is 'if you let a butterfly go, and it comes back to you, it is yours, but if you let it go, and it doe not, it was never yours in the first place' so if he goes off out of state and still calls you and you keep in touch and he still goes out with you, he luvs you. if he meets another girl and forgets all about oyu, he never loved you in the first place. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


There is this boy that keeps calling me. He called me 5 times in 2 days and left a message asking me out for the whole world to hear. I told one of his friends to stop calling me..gently though. His friend was a little harsh and i don't think he likes me anymore. What should I do? (link)
well what r u supposed to do? he wouldnt stop calling you! thats like a violation of privacy or sumthing. i feel kinda sorry for the poor guy, but geeze. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


OK, this is really hard to explain but when I was in 2nd grade, (6 years ago) My dad got into a car accident that wasn't his fault. Because of that, his back has never been the same, he wasn't able to do as much fun stuff with me and my siblings. When I was in 5th grade, (4 years ago) Dad's lawyer tryed to sue the guy in the truck that slammed into him. The guy in the trucks lawyers did some things that I don't like. They followed us around to try to find out if Dad was really hurt or not and they sent guys to watch our house with video cameras. Since I live out really deep in the woods, I would get dressed in my bedroom with the windows not shaded. It turns out they were watching me the whole time. It's been 3 years and I keep thinking that they messed up my life. And I feel guilty that my dad had to go through that. It was the first time I saw him cry. What should I do?
-Violated (link)
OH MY GOD. do you KNOW how AGAINST THE LAW that is? those laywers are insane! they need to learn how to play fair. THATS SO AWFUL. just try to get over it, and if you ever have to testify or anything like that,tell that EXACT STORY!!! i'm so sorry! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


at the dance s i always rejected this guy i know, but now i like him and he probably wont ask me. he has a girlfriend now, he went out with her to make me jealous, so he doesnt like her. what should i do? (link)
ok well that wuznt smart of you turning him down and then deciding you like him. it porbably really hurt him, and he wants you to feel that way to, like revenge. maybe you should say sorry for turning him down, admit to liking him, and ask to start over. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


I'm working on a song. So far I have only the basic outline of the lyrics which need serious help. Here they are:

If I had to die right now
I'd die in your arms.
If I was crying right now,
you'd be near.
You mean so much to me,
I love you more than anything
right now.

You are my all in all,
I want you here beside me.
Your smile can dry my tears
Take away my deepest fears.
I love you more than anything right now.

I know I haven't known you long,
I hardly know a thing about you.
I know if I had to die right now,
I'd die in your arms.
I love you more than anything
right at this moment now.

Now I don't have a lot to give you,
I hope you'll understand.
And you don't have to give me jewels
I love you more without them.
I love you more than anything
dying in your arms.

It's called In Your Arms. (link)
I know I haven't known you long,
I hardly know a thing about you.
I know if I had to die right now,
I'd die in your arms.
I love you more than anything
right at this moment now.

well it talks about not knowing long then randomly switches to the dying verse. then--

I love you more without them.
I love you more than anything
dying in your arms.

before that it said IF I HAD TO DIE now you're saying you ARE DYING. you might wanna change that a little so the tenses or whatever are the same. the rest is really good though. i appluad. just hope sumone doesnt steal your work from the computer. cuz without a copyright they can just take those words and make them theirs. you should mention that they belong to you or usmthing before putting your songs on here next time. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


my parents got divorced a year ago and ever since my mom has always been trying to do stuff with me. My only free days of the week are wednesday and sunday..and now she wants to have dinner both those nights. I feel like everything I do with her is scheduled. What should I tell her to make it not feel like she had to make an effort to see me? (link)
oh i'm sorry. well maybe sumtimes if she asks you to go out and do sumthing with her on a whim, dont say you have other plans (even if you do) go with your mokm. sumtimes you have to prioritize whats more important. sumtimes you might have to blow off your friends, but it just depends whats really more important to you. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


I am caught in a love triangle I like 2 guys that go to my school they are both my friends but I don't know what to do Who should I choose. THe person my age or the 8th grader?Plese help (link)
well if they're both your friends then they haven't shown any signs of asking you out yet, and if you ask ONE out and he turns you down, the other one probably wouldn't want to go out with you even if he did like you because he'd know you liked someone else. i think you should wait, and go out with the first one that asks you out, and stay friends with the other one. if they both ask you out at the same time... thats when the problem starts! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


I'm not very popular at school and kids pick on me. I don't really know why they do it, it's been that way since 1st grade. I'm in 8th grade now and I'm sick of it. I don't know what I did to deserve this. They hurt me emotionally and physically, should I stand up to them?
Respond please, I'm desperate,
Hurt and confused (link)
try treating them the way they treat you. once you have some good comebacks, and good moves, they'll get hurt emotionally and physically just like they've hurt you, and they're probably too wimpy to deal with it themselves, so they'll back down and stop torturing you. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


my friend is obsessed with a guy 2 years older than her. i know he's not there for her. What should i tell her? (link)
ur friend is insane. if he's 2 years older than her he probably wouldnt be caught dead being seen with her. he probably doesnt even know who she is. tell her this, only try to make it sound nicer, else she might get mad. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


i am really good friends with this guy. i never really thought about it, but he comes up to me one day and tells me that he likes me. now, dont get me wrong, but hes a really nice guy and i will feel really bad about saying no when he asks me out. worst of all, my neighbors are his aunt, uncle, and cousins. im basically in a loose-loose situation. what do i do?
(link)
ok. honest advice: don't go out with him if he's not the right guy for you. try to just be friends with him instead. he'll understand, and maybe he won't even tell his aunt uncle and cousins. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


I really like this guy and I asked him out yesterday and he said Not Today what does that mean?




FRom PLease HElp ME (link)
it means NOT TODAY. maybe another time? maybe NOT? maybe he'll ask you out ANOTHER DAY. NOT TODAY. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly! (link)
they call you george, huh? well is your NAME george, or did the oompa-loompas just randomly DECIDE to call you george? are you a bob? or a kelley, you know i know a lot of kelley's who wound up in the insane asylum because of pink and sparkly oompaloompas. thank you for your time*~luckiedice~


It's Here To Help
I was just asking people to email me. That's all, I didn't expect such harsh comments from some of you. And what makes you think I asked you guys for a phone number??? I never asked that. I just asked you guys to email me if you needed any help...and yes I did see that link to make your own advice column but something went screwy with my computer and it didn't work.
You guys need to lighten up okay?
I did not type anywhere that I wanted your phone numbers...because that's not true. (link)
ummm...ya...please tell me you dont live ANYWHERE near me. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~




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