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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:32 pm

well you know how jeni and roger were trying to setup john and i ;well all those other times that john and i went out with jeni and roger; john and i really didn't talk that much well i think saturday was the day that john and i had talked the most. but let's start at the beginning of the night.well john and roger pick me and jeni between 745 and 815. We ended up getting there at like 830 so i was the only one that had to get shoes(they were only 2 bucks). the shoes were like half neon yellow and half neon orange. John was like you should wear those to work tomorrow. and i was like yes i would feel real cool in them. But then we started bowling after about a game and a half jeni's friend lilia and her boyfriend stopped by but they didn't ...

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money


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:18 pm

How mych money do u get paid for babysitting a couple of littel kids for about 3-5 hours?


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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:16 pm

Me and my boyfriend of a year had sex not too long ago, and we didn't use protection. He said he didn't cum or even pre-cum but I don't think he is a hundred percent sure. Is there a possibility I could be pregnant? What are the signs of being pregnant? I really don't want to be pregnant I am only thirteen! Where are good places to get protection. Oh, and we didn't have sex for long! It only last a minute because we were really worried!

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um awkward


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:10 pm

hey um this is kind of awkward, but i'm 14 going on 15 in a couple of months, and i belive i have met "the one" i've know him sience i was 2 1/2 and he wants to um finger me, and i am totally comfortable with it, but my parents arn't. should i do it behing my parents back, or listen to my parents and not do it at all, but my mom is the one whos conserned my dad doesn't care. i've haven't talked to them about it they kinda listen in my phone conversations with one of my good friends, have you ever got fingered or done it to someone? if not then how old were you when you did it, please.... im so CONFUSED! i'll rate!

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How do you masturbate?


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:07 pm

My friend told me about masturbation and what it was 2 nights ago. She says that it is totally gross and disguisting. Well, last night I was wondering what it felt like to masturbate and I tried it (I am female). I didnt exactly achieve an orgasm. is there some special technique to masturbating I dont know about?

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hair


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 9:01 pm

hey i really need help my hair is about 4 inches past my shoulders and the color of ashley olsens blonde hair and i have green eys and im 5'9 i need style ideas for my hair pleaze ill rate u good!

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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 8:55 pm

ok so i have this friend... say "brittany" and she is very depressed and every litle thing makes her feel lke.. idk sad? depressed? emo? idk but its creeping me out.. i knwo we all go through this but she has it worse then most of my buddies... is there anything i can do to help her? ps.. ive already talked to her about it and that seems to help a little but not as much as i want to help her...
thanx!!!! 13/f

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VIRTUAL PETS


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 8:35 pm

I know that this site is really lame but will 10ppl sign up with it for me? I LOVE IT! ITS FREE! If you sign up and play on it I would really love it!
Here's the link:

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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 8:34 pm

Okay so my boyfriend was fingering me and like he saw that there was blood on his finger [not much just kinda around the bed of his nail] I thought maybe I had started my period but just a few minutes I went to the bathroom and I didn't. But it kinda burned and there was like brown stuff [like discharge]. What is wrong?

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guys please answer!!


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 8:30 pm

i'm 13/f and i skateboard but like no other s in my school do... besides like this 6th grader, but thats it. and i wear "punk" cloths i guess, like skateboarding shoes and element shirts and hoodies and dickies skateboarding pants, but idk if thats like a turn off for guys that skateboard cuse thats kinda how they dress... i'm not like a tom-boy, god no, but i feel kind of weird around guys that are wearing the same stuff as me, if u know what i mean. help please!! thanks so much <33

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umm love?


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 8:18 pm

I really like this girl that I met in september. she's really flirty with me - and not with ALL guys (maybe just a few...whatever). And she went through this phase where she was a total bitch to me but she would have this cute little grin on her face assuming i didnt notice. like almost 3 weeks ago she was like - i wanna be friends and not a bitch and then she would talk to me and come up to me a lot again and flirt. I want to ask her out eventually, but i wanna know what the deal is - even if were "just friends"

k thanks

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Advice


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 7:54 pm

Isn't it REALLY annoying when all these 13 year old girls are asking stupid questions about there boyfriends. I mean thats all I ever see. Why dont they just look at the previous post instead of posting ANOTHER one. Oh yeah, question, can someone here give me some good advice about life.

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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 7:19 pm

i recently moved with my mom and brother just into town. i still go to the same school and everything. we dont have alot of money, while my friends do. i know for christmas i'm not going to get very much, and i'm ok with that.. but my friends go on about alll the stuff they're getting, and i dont want to hear about it. what's a polite way to tell them to just back off and shut up?

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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:58 pm

well i jsut got my first b/f like a couple of monthes ago and he now hates me b/c this girl told all kind of lies about me to him but i cant call him or any thing (long story)..an 4 weeks when skewl starts ill see him in skewl and i plan to tell him the truth but right now m depressed and heart broken wut do i do???



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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:55 pm

I need help dumping my b/f of 1 week..I mean he is cool but I don't feel a *spark* when I'm around him or even talking to him! He is one of my friends and I'd like to keep it that way.. but I dont really wanna date him anymore.. can you help me please??

-Molly



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X MAS PRESENT


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:55 pm

ok well for xmas my bf wants the avenged seventhfold cd and i have tried EVERYWHERE ive tried target, best buy, hot topic, fye, sam goody, circut city, cd warhouse i mean everywhere and i cant find it they either only have their newer one or they ran out do you know anywhere else to look? PLEASE HELP I ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS!!!

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maybe i need to let go.


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:50 pm

i have a best friend [a guy] his name is chris. Well chris goes out with my EX bestfriend taylor. they are TOALLY different hes the skater type and shes the preppy bitch. i love chris with all my heart and i dont wanna him going out with this low life. taylor is already cheating on him and im sick of it. i told him but he doesnt care. and i really love him alot [ as a best friend] i mean i would think that he would listen to me but he doesnt and that makes me so mad because we are suppost to be best friends.. what do i do?

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help!


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:50 pm

I have a pretty big emergancy...
My boyfriend gave me a hicky like 30 minutes ago and I was wondering if theres ANYWAY to help speed the process of it disapearing?
please help if my parents see this then i'll get killed!


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Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:47 pm

I'm 6'11" 430lbs Male. I need a plan for weight loss, and i need to lose it soon. My doctor has suggested surgery, and i do not want to go there until i absoulty have to. It is literally killing me. Please give me some low cost solutions on losing weight. Thanks.

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Hips/Thighs/Tree Trunk Legs


Posted Tuesday December 21 2004, 6:44 pm

I have sort of a...strange question I guess: What exactly are a girl's hips made of, and is there a way to get rid of them once they develop? I mean I know that during puberty, you start getting hips, but I really don't like mine.

And also, I don't like the fact that my thighs touch when I walk or just stand with my legs parallel to each other. What can I do about this?

Thanks for any help ya' can give.

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