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IN LOVE, BUT I DONT WANNA GET HURT


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:29 pm

Thers a kid named Cam, and he spends every summer at his cousins house, kyle, who happens to be my neighbor. So last summer he liked me alot and I didnt know it because I liked someone else. Then when summer ended I found out and started being OBSESSED with him. But he didnt like me anymore! Then in February he went over kyle's and I had two friends over, so Cam, kyle, my two friends, and I hung out. And at the end of the night kyle told me that Cam didnt really wanna go out with me because he didnt think I would do stuff with him. And I got pissed, so I confronted Cam and told him how shallow that was, then he got mad and blocked me and we didnt talk for about 4 months. Last Sunday he went over kyle's and we hung out and kyle told me he li...

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cant lose weight no matter how hard I try!


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:24 pm

hey, i'm 13/f and weigh 95.. Ive been wanting to lose weight because im really skinny but my theighs and butt are really big. So I started not eating wendy's/mcdonalds/burger king/soda/desserts.. I've been doing that for about a month and I havent lost any weight, so I started exercising daily after every meal. I did that for about 2 weeks.. and still, I didnt lose any weight. Should I just go back to eating everything I normally would because eating healthy isnt doing anything and exercising isnt doing anything and I want to keep my metabolism high! what do I do?

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mean little sis


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:11 pm

Ok so wher going on vacation tommorw
Im cleaning the house
my dad left and said if there was any fighting we were going to leave 5 hourslate tommorw and he sooooo mena it s o we wont be able to swim ( its gonne be the onlii nce day, while i was cleaning a threw soem cloths and my LITTLE sisters room she 9. She Wipped a really har doll at my ribs and it hurts sooo bad. wHENever i do the smallest tihng bad to her she flips outand clal my dad overnotihng, like i really never hurt her.

please help and hurry
What do i do risk oging late tommrow or just let her not get in troble.


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Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:09 pm

im 5'7" and i weigh like 110. im really thin and i have trouble finding jeans. whenever i find some that are the right length theyre too baggy and stuff... i shop at wet seal, forever 21 --abercrombie sux so dont tell me to go there--any other stores where i can find relatively inexpensive jeans that have a lot of sizes? thanks

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Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:08 pm

what works with chicks


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Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:04 pm

I had me an epiphany (a revelatory manifestation of a divine being.)

this morning .. the doorbell rang .. about 8 o'clock (ish) .. behind the door was a 20-something old man .. neat looking character ..

he handed me a pampflet and .. the message was .. "have you seen Jesus?" .. danm! .. i said DAMN! .. as it so happens with me that in situations like this i tend to act very arogantly and .. allthough it may seem cool at the time .. it really is not cool at all .. one needs to take into acount the feelings of the person he or she interacts with .. i said .. "Jep! I just did!" and slammed the door shut.

later i thought .. a. did i hurt that poor bastards feelings .. and .. b. what does it all mean? ..

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Posted Friday July 1 2005, 7:03 pm

does anyone know any shampoos/conditioners that make your hair like really silky??? i use pantene but my hair like got used to it and it doesnt work very well anymore... 5 for good answers...

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roaches


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:56 pm

O.K. This is really gross. There are like a TON of roaches in my garage but I only SEE them at night and it's REALLY gross. I bought spray and it works but after I kill one, there's another one! I don't where they come from but it's really disgusting. They crawl inside the house and one was under my dresser but I killed it, one was in my bathrom and the other was in my hallway. I don't know what I can do to kill these DISGUSTING creatures! Please help!
I rate high!
Thanks!

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what can I do for him to understand


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:28 pm

I like some one allot but he told me the other day he doesnt believe in God. He believes in Jesus just doesnt think he is his son. I told him stuff that can prove he is real. I also told him that, If I believe he is real and he isnt I am not missing out on anything but if he is real and I believe in him I am doing right. but I still dont know what to tell him to make him believe in him. I mean I would really fill good about my self if I can turn some one into the right track. his family believes in him just not him I dont understand. pleaze help

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Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:24 pm

What the heck is masturbating?!!!

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HELP!


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:21 pm

i need help!!! i am 14 and i am having a baby and my mom is really strict...should i tell her about it? hide it from her? what do i do!!! help me! i rate high!!!

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Boobs


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:15 pm

I'm really conscious about my boobs... I've always favoured smaller boobs I'm 17 and I wear a 32D, would this be considered "big"... it's annoying because I'm a petite size of 8, and my boobs make tops rise up revealing mid-driff, and my friends are always commenting about how I show off my belly, but it's because the top has to stretch over my boobs and rises up!! Bigger sizes dont work because they're too baggy for my figure.
It's a real pain, but at what size to boobs become considered "big"?

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my space


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:08 pm

hello. i have my space buti dont kno how the heck it works. like i want the background to be pretty and stuff. im totally lost. if you have any advice on this please HELP!

I RATE FIVES!

thanks

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please help


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 5:39 pm

what is 420? i hear people always talking about it and i have no idea what it is. thx

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friendship


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 5:38 pm

weird question i know. my best friend is moving soon, and i sent her a text telling her i was gonna miss her and a bunch of other friend stuff like that. everything i said i meant in a friend way but she took it the wrong way. someone read her fone and saw the texts and thought the same thing. now every one of my friends thinks i like her. and other people i dont even know! shes gonna be gone in 3 weeks.. and idk what to do. haha its funny cause i know its not true and that rediculous anyone would think that, but sucks cause no one believes what i say. help =/

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is it bad


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 5:28 pm

is it bad if your a porn addict

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Vaca for a week


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 5:15 pm

Ok so tommorw im goign to the cape for a week. Can someone give a lis on what to pack its gonan be 80's al week
and ill be swimming in our pool or beach everyday thnaks


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aim profile


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 5:12 pm

You no in aim profiles the little quotes from songs, i cna never pick the right one! can someone give mye a littlew quote from one of theses songs


Bobby Valentino- Tell me
Grind with me- pretty ricky
loose control- missy elliot
cater2you- destinys child
or nay songs like that thnaks cna oyu name the osng wit hit


thanks

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Field Hockey


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 4:49 pm

Hey... ANOTHER field hockey question... well since i hope to try out for the team next year at school which starts in like 2 months I want to get in shape. I was wondering what i can do to be in shape and at my best when playing the sport.. i was thinking maybe swimming laps in my pool.. or i dont really know.. anyone who has any tips i dont care what sport you play but a field hockey player mite help more.. idk ... thxx!

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how do i...


Posted Friday July 1 2005, 4:44 pm

im 14F and i just wantto know how to masterbate.. im kinda afriad, does it hurt?

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