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Question Posted Friday July 1 2005, 6:24 pm

What the heck is masturbating?!!!

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Ignorance_Combatant answered Friday July 1 2005, 9:47 pm:
It's when you take a "shiner" (small fish), throw it up in the air until it hits the ceiling so many times it dies. Then take the "shiner" and put it in a medical stone grinder and grind the fish up into teensey little pieces. Mix the ground up raw fish with listerine. Gargle. Spit.


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Mackenzie answered Friday July 1 2005, 6:42 pm:
This is best if left to the dictionaRy:


MASTURBATION:
"Stimulation of one's own genitals and body parts to achieve sexual pleasure. It may or may not result in an orgasm."
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Basically.. you massage youR OWN 'pRivate paRts', because it feels incRedible..

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