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What the heck is masturbating?!!!
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It's when you take a "shiner" (small fish), throw it up in the air until it hits the ceiling so many times it dies. Then take the "shiner" and put it in a medical stone grinder and grind the fish up into teensey little pieces. Mix the ground up raw fish with listerine. Gargle. Spit.
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This is best if left to the dictionaRy:
MASTURBATION:
"Stimulation of one's own genitals and body parts to achieve sexual pleasure. It may or may not result in an orgasm."
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Basically.. you massage youR OWN 'pRivate paRts', because it feels incRedible.. ]
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