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I don't feel safe...


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:52 pm

I don't feel safe at my school.
Like, yesterday, I left my binder in a class in a basket under the seat. I come back today and it is totally ALL written on, every single page [which is like 100 pages]. It says "Dum ho", "slut", "sell out", "I HATE YOU B@#!@! :D" all this unprintable stuff.

and, today in 5th period, i get a pass to go to the bathroom and when I walk outside, the guys that love to torment me start making fun of me.

HIM:"HEY IT'S UGLY GIRL!!! GODDMMT! Why are you so ugly!!?!?"
ME:"I'm not ugly. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
HIM: *he gets 4 inches close to my face* "Why should we?"
ME: "Well, if you thi...

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MACBETH


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:47 pm

Lady Macbeth: My hands are of your color, but I shame To where a heart so white. I hear a knocking at the South entry, Retire we to our chamber.
^ can anyone explain to me what that mean in the Play Macbeth??? Thanks!

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MP3


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:32 pm

Whats the best website to download free music on mp3 player

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Christmas Gift Ideas For My Grandma


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:26 pm

I am not sure what to get for my Grandma this Christmas. She pretty much already has what she wanted (from what my relatives bought her) including a handbag and some clothes. However, I am thinking about giving her clothes or jewelry, but I can't find anywhere that fits her style! She likes the old-fashioned stuff, that probably most other grandmas get into as well. I am looking for links to stores that give reasonable prices ($10-$40)and they are in the Greater Cincinnati area in Ohio. I'll accept stores, links, and online stores, yet I already tried looking at Dillard's, Macy's, Fashion Bug, and JcPenney, unless you wouldn't mind looking it over again.

I know I am not specific so I will accept general suggestions. Thanks!

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dizzy


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:13 pm

ok im 14/f
i masterbate maybe like every other day or less and when i think get an orgasm or whatever.. i get dizzy and my eye sight sorta gets messed up for like 10 seconds. is something going wrong, is this normal?

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i like who my friends like


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:09 pm

im 13/f
say i have a guy friend in my class and we are just friends. if my friend starts to like him.. i start to like him too. i dont know if its because im jealous and i want him to like me over her or if i just really do like him. does this ever happen to you? and why do you think this happens?

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Desktop Item


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 7:07 pm

i accidentally set a picture as a desktop item...does any one know how to remove it???

Thankss soo much!!

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I dont know How to make friends,


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:45 pm

I just- dont know how to make friends.i feel pathetic saying that,but really,its the truth. i have no idea how to start convos,act normal and just have fun and join in. no idea. and everyone seems to be so uncomfortable(sp) around me. i dont think im ugly..and i doubt that even matters. but i was kinda in this group and now im just there,i dont mean anything to them,only 2 i really talk to. its like if i left it wouldnt matter. i dont know how to open up,and i really need help, what can i do so nothing is akward?i really want friends who care. it seems so easy to everyone but me. i just feel like dont belong anywhere. i dont even know how to take the first step,if you've been through this,can you please help? i really appreciat it. i also ...

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F/14 and HIM M/14 TOO BORING?


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:43 pm

Ive been going out with this guy thats liked me for A LONG Time and we were like REALLY good friends for a long time and then i liked him but he didn't like me, well finally he like loves me and things are going good for about 6 days but he said "we should slow down" and then i said what do you mean and he said like no more making out, its not FUn its BORING! What is THAT supposed to mean! SINCE when is MKAING OUT BORING!! He says thats all we do but thats not true! IS making out REALLY that boring or is there some other reason to this?

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lip ring convertions


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:33 pm

what are the conversions for the sizes of the balls on lip rings? i have a size 16 gauge but all of the replacement balls are sized in mm. does anyone know the size of a 16 gauge lip ring ball in mm? thanks!

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Pink Dress


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:33 pm

I'm looking for a my Sweet 16 Dress...can anyone tell me where i can find a cute one??? I would like a dress that's pink...or at least have pink in it...and above the kneee---the straps could eaither be spagetti strap, strapless, or halter...


Thanks sooo much!!

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numbness


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:30 pm

okay let me just get to the point..lol. sometimes when i masterbate, 17.f, i get numb for a lil' while afterwards, and all tingly inside. but this only happens if i am doing it while looking at a pic of my fiancee'. is this normal? thank you for any help you can give:)

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Hockey


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:26 pm

If a person is on the "fifty persons protected list" but not drafted, what does that mean?
I can't find this info anywhere.

Thanks!

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am i getting fatter or is it me?? complicated


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:12 pm

14/m right i am the biggest health freak i no and i meen huge just to put it into view how big of a health freak i am i watch what i eat i do exercise for atleast an hour a day i record what i eat and i take my bmi weigh my self every day i even know what my resting metabolic rate is its 1583 calories right iv been letting my self goa little bit because its near christmas thing is i feel fatter and im noticing these fat stores which wernt there before please some one help me i know this may be parranoya but still any advice??

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quote sites


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:04 pm

does anyone know some really good quote sites where i can get quotes from movies and stuff? thanks.

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tennis diet


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 6:04 pm

what should i eat before tennis? i have lunch like 2 hours before conditioning starts and i noticed that i get really tired out, quickly at practice. so is there any type of food that i can eat that will give me more energy. and its not like im overweight. im actually really underweight. so calories dont matter to me. is there any specific brand of nutrition bar or drink that i can buy that would give me more energy?

thanks.

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gifts


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 5:34 pm

okay so every year me and my friends do a gift exchange. idk what to get them! i wanna be cheap b/c there is alot of them like around 20 25 $ we are in 8th grade. i asked one of them how much money she spent on me and the said she doesn't know and that its not a good gift but its touchingso yeha what should i get her

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a boy that dont want people to know we hungout since it was


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 5:12 pm

theres this boy that dont want nobody to know we hungout. until we hangout again, i dont get it and i wanna know why he dont want people to know??

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chirtmas gift


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 5:11 pm

Me and my bf have been together about 4 1/2 months. I have no idea what to get him for xmas. any ideas? (i dont wanna get him a gift card or something like that) thanks!!
ps- i am willing to spend up to like $100 - $130

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makeup


Posted Tuesday December 12 2006, 5:11 pm

Im a highschool freshman and i dont wear makeup currently. i want to start but i was wondering when would be a good time. would it be weird to come into school one day without makeup, and with it the next? im told i dont look that drastically different with makeup but im not sure. thank you!

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