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Unreasonable Mum


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 1:50 pm

I'm 17/f

So my mum has always been like really overprotective of me and things, as in she barely lets me walk out of the house alone and when I do I have to bring my phone and text her, and she also tells me what coat to wear and things, despite me saying I'm old enough blah blah blah to decided.
Also, we always get in arguments. Like she woke me up today, just by coughing in the small hours on the landing but really loudly, so I jsut, you know groaned. And she went BALISTIC.
All day she's been going on how I shouted at her in the night and things, and I feel like saying well I'm just a teenager, and occaisonally I do get moody. But she doesn't understand!
I am going to Uni inSeptember, but want to solve this now.
What should I do to solve this?

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How can i have sex with my virgin girlfriend


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 12:37 pm

"i am from Tanzania" How can i convice my virgin girlfriend to have sex with me

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wanting to try being a webcam girl.


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 10:14 am

Hi. I'm 21 and I'm thinking of becoming a 'webcam girl' so to speak. Does anyone know a safe website that is a reliable with payments? Is there anyone who has gone through the process of signing up and getting started, who could help me out? Please only useful answers, if you don't agree with this please keep it to yourself, I'm not looking for advice just help getting started. Thanks in advance :)

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help mee,boy problem :)


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 9:14 am

you know lana del rey's song - burning desire? well thats how i feel about one guy,hes in my grade from 4weeks and im totally crazy for him,but he doesnt know and im usually very social but im insecure when it comes to love,hes quite different though than other guys,but i think he likes me too,but what if he doesnt? i cant tell him how i feel,i fear rejection too much :/ how should i find out? oh and im 15 by the way

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its about boys...ofcourse :) haha,help me people


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 9:09 am

i need a boyfriend,but im so fucking picky,i like strange boys,dont give a fuck about the looks that much,i like weirdos and sad people,i myself am very weird :) but i like that,but its soo hard to find someone strange,should i lower my expectations or something?

ghostgirl7

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apathy


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 8:48 am

apathy.i think thats whats happening with me,i really dont care and i dont like that,any ideas how to get over it,im feel so emotionless,how did i even get here???

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I hate America and Americans....


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 6:31 am

I hate you Americans.I am a Pakistani 12 years old girl.Why...Why are you killing Muslims.You all will go to Hell.Why are you killing innocent people.My question is that why are you killing innocent children.Someday,I will kill you all.If not me,than god will sent you to hell.

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general sex question: If a girl drinks sperm, will she get pregnant?


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 5:48 am

If a girl drinks sperm, will she get pregnant? is there any harm doing so?

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How do I transform my diet?


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 1:08 am

19/f

I'm a sophomore in college, living on my own. I have a really hard time making myself eat healthy. I've always been the kind of person who LOVES junk food. Sugar, fried stuff, you name it. I'm 5'3" and only 100lbs, so I'm very tiny and have never had a problem with my weight. I KNOW I can't possibly be healthy though. I work at a restaurant that sells stuff like cheeseburgers, fried chicken, french fries, etc. and I work about 60 hours a week, so most of my meals come from there. And since I work so much and go to school, I don't really feel like cooking healthy dinners when I have time to relax, so I end up getting fast food.

I eat pretty much every meal from a restaurant. It's expensive and I'm star...

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Cute Desk Receptionist


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 12:23 am

Hello, I am a freshman in college, female. There is a cute guy that works at my school, he's a desk receptionist so his job is to just say hello when you come in a bye when you leave. But, he is also my neighbor. I think he is the most handsome guy and I would love to get to become friends with him but see, he's kinda really cynical and has a dry sense of humor. I heard that he's that way now because of a girl that messed him up a little bit. Anyway, he's in a frat, I know someone else in his frat that I've known since high school. I grab breakfast with this kid a lot and he always talks about my DR and how he's so cool and how he really looks up to him. I was thinking of messaging my cute neighbor/DR on facebook saying something along the ...

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I HATE giving oral.


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 12:05 am

18/f, been in a happy, secure relationship for over 2 years.

At first, giving oral was something I would do to my boyfriend to impress him and let him know that I can be sexy. after months (and years) went by, I stopped having the desire to show him that side of me through oral sex. I've come to despise it, actually. I hate the taste, I hate that it makes my mouth sore, and I just don't like the feeling it gives me - like I'm degrading myself.

My boyfriend for the most part respects this. On his birthday, I've (unfortunately) made it a tradition to give him head and let him finish right then and there. Since his birthday's coming up, he keeps talking about it and how excited he is. I couldn't be dreading it m...

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The back of my throat is always white.


Posted Wednesday March 6 2013, 12:03 am

So Over the past 2 months or something Around there. I've noticed that my the back of my throat is always white. And from time to time it hurts. And then the other day I realized I have a small white cyst-like bump. Should I be worried about this?

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I hit my mom and told her I was going to kill her


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 11:48 pm

I am 13 and have ADHD and anger management problems and me and my mom got into a huge argument and I hit her so she destroyed my Xbox. I got really mad and threatened to beat her to death. She then burned my shooting range membership and ran over all my guns with her car. I got really mad after that and punched her. She then slapped me, kicked me and threw me on the ground and drive away. This all happened like 5 minutes ago so she is still out

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I really like this guy...


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 11:32 pm

I'm 13/F. I really like this guy, and I'm pretty sure he likes me back but the problem is this: everyone keeps telling me he is a total jerk. My best friend said she used to live near him, and one day he was riding on his bike past her house, and decided to pay her a visit. And by pay her a visit I mean, he got into this huge argument with her dad on purpose, and called her family some names that I don't feel comfortable repeating on here...

Another girl in my class used to go to school with him, and said he told her mom to 'go f**k herself'.

Yet another girl in my class, said she also knew him, and he stole her bike. (I'm guessing that was just the start of everything, because I think that was before everythin...

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I have small boobs..


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 9:06 pm

ok so i have small boobs. I am 15 years old and will be 16 in may this year.I'm a softmore in high school and I am a B cup. it seems like all the other girls in my grade have big boobs that fill out their shirts but mine are just small i even wear push up bras but that barely helps.:( all guys ever talk about is boobs and I want bigger ones or atrleast decent sized ones to my body is proportional. I have a nice butt alot of guys say but i have never once ever heard a guy tell me i have nice boobs. Its frusterating, what can I do to help this situation?

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Can I see this movie?


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 8:47 pm

I want to see this scary movie coming out next week, but it's Rated R. I'm 13, so how can I see it? Can I see it with a parent?

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possibility of pregnancy!?


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 8:13 pm

now me and my boyfriend for the first time had sex twice last week, the 25th and the 27th, he used a condom and im pretty sure it didnt break. i usually get my period at the end of the month or the beginning.of the month, its now the 5th, and im kinda late. idk if i should worry, or not. it was my first time so idk! please some advice xxxxx

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A friend of mine!


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 7:44 pm

Ok so I think this guy in my class has a crush on me I'm not sure because I think he has a girl friend but any way he like's to take my stuff and just joke around with me like that in that sort of way but we talk sometimes and like he seems really nice and all and he really seems to act like he likes, because one day in English his friend Kyle is like John now your flirting with her you two should already go out he didn't say anything to that and I know he had to have heard it because he was staring right at Kyle and just gave him this deep stare the (I want to kill you right now look) So if you think he's flirting with me or not? Because I honestly don't know and I really want to know, so give me your honest answer and what I should say to him. P.S. I'm a girl lol

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What turns on a guy ?


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 7:09 pm

What turns on a guy?


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Im stuck and i dont want to get caught.


Posted Tuesday March 5 2013, 1:29 pm

Im a 13/m, yes 13. im on my own living in a small house with very slow wifi. i had sex with a 16 year old girl, and i felt really bad. She started "raping" me and i told her to stop but she wouldn't, so i killed her... when i returned home i was very angry, so i took my sister and mother with force( im actually pretty strong) and raped both of them(my father passed away) i got my mother pregnant and now i ran away from home and im living in a friends cabin for some time. What should i do if they catch me?? should i kill myself before they catch me?

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