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this site.


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 5:51 pm

my friend told me about this site and it was like "omega" or something, I can't quite remember the name.
he said you go to the site, click connect and you are just talking to a stranger. it is labeled "stranger" and "you."

if anyone has the link to this chat room thing, please let me know thanks.

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drama


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 5:28 pm

there's alot of girls at school that dont like me and think im a slut . and i barely have any friends that are girls, should i care? or should i just keep living my life the way i do? people tell me its just because their jealous, cause i dont really give them reasons to think that way of me .

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MY razor is killing me!


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 5:08 pm

Ok. So I am curious to know if there is a way to shave without getting all the little red bumps and redness on the legs and vaginal area. Also, is there a way to slow leg hair growth or to keep legs smooth for more than one day at a time? I rate high for good answers!
-MEJ
=]

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Dance Music for a Performance


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 4:40 pm

My friends and I are doing a performance at our school. There are 3 of us (all girls) and we are trying to decide what music to choreograph our dance to. We want to cut several songs to make one song to preform to. Right now the styles of dance we are going to use are belly dance and modern like music video style dancing. Here's what we have so far:

Traditional Belly Dance Music - Bellydancing to it
Fade into
The Way I are by Timbaland - Also bellydancing which is going to go into some modern dance

Then after that we need about two more songs that would go well after that. One song to follow after Timbaland and another song that follows after that one and has to be able to merge into more belly da...

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I need a job


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 4:26 pm

I hate the place i live in and i always wished i could do something to get out of it and live in New york again. I'm only thirteen and I need a job that can pay me lots of money like writing a book or something. Help PLEASE!

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My fathers gay.


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 4:02 pm

My dad just recently told me he is gay. He hasnt told anyone his whole life accept for me. This is really difficult for me and I was wondering where I could find people to help support me through this hard and confusing time.

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limewire help.


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 3:58 pm

ok so i had the old version of limewire, 4.16 or whatever it was. but all week it hasn't connected, it would only go up to one bar even though i could access websites and stuff fine. so i uninstalled it and installed the new limewire 5. i opened it right after it installed and connected easily, downloaded some songs, everything worked fine. well i turned my computer off and when i turned it back on and opened up limewire, a pop up came up saying i needed the latest java 6.0 to run limewire, go to www.java.com to download it, so i go to java, try to download it, and it gets almost finished but then a pop up comes up saying error: 25099. Can't unzip files or something like that. and now i dont know what to do. i've tried it several different ...

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Movie colloge?


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 3:49 pm

I want to make a cologe out of different movie snippets I have on my computor. is there a free program I can download to do this?

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Strip Club


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 2:13 pm

I'm a girl. I want to go to a strip club, just to see what its like. How weird would it be to go with my boyfriend, his friend and his girlfriend? Would it be really awkward? And is it true that most of the strippers are nasty (at most clubs)? I mean I'm from Rhode Island and there really aren't any premiere strip clubs haha.

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SHould I be Jealous of His Old Crushes?!


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 12:50 pm

I'm an 18yo FemalE . my bf has an old friend who Lives down the block from his house. Shes a girl, and he used to Have a huGe crush oN her but After HS tHey Stopped Talking. I've seen Her arOund when I go Visit him, and I Don'T know her, BuT I diSlike Her, BeCause I Know My bf Was crAzy About her b4. Shud I be Worried or HaTe her If I doNt know her?? GirLs can be Snakes! Help PLEASE!!!

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what should i do?


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 12:39 pm

So I've known my friend Chris for almost 5 years now and we've become pretty much best friends. But I've been in love with him since I met him.. And I know he feels the same, but he won't do anything about it. Like we'll be driving in his car to get our friends, and he'll just reach over and grab my hand like it's no big deal but as soon as our friends get in the car, he lets go. Do you think he could be embarrassed of me or something? Because when we're alone, he's lovey dovey and huggy and acts like he wants to be with me but then around friends and at school most of the time he's totally different. Should I pursue something with him or let it go cuz it'll never happen? Please help me! :/

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choosing between my boyfriend and my ex


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 10:46 am

ok...
so i've been dating my boyfriend for about 8 months now. he's been great, up until about two weeks ago when he got drunk and cheated on me. i broke up with him, but we got back together a week later because he promised he would do anything to have me back. Now, I believe that he's sorry, but it was kind of a relief to not be with him. don't get me wrong, i love him. he's awesome.

but i have a big problem.
my ex, who i dated for two years, has been calling me. he has wanted me back since we broke up in August. basically since i got with my current bf. i love talking to him... but he will call or text one day, and then i won't hear from him for a week or so...and so then i kind of start to heal the pain a bi...

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I NEED HELP LOL


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 10:22 am

OK, i was in the kitchen eating breakfast, and my mom was at the counter. And she dropped a fork and when she bent down to get it, i saw up her skirt!!!!!! how do i get that image out of my head?? its sooo gross....

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He didn't want to put on a condom!


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 3:40 am

So ealier I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, (not my first time, ours like in our relationship) ...

We were kissing and he pulled it out and was trying to put it in and I realize, there's no condom! I ask "Do u have a condom on?" He said "No, i'll get it in a minute. I don't want to get up." A MINUTE?! YOU DON'T want to get up?! So I made him stop and go "find" one because he didn't know where one was! Can you please tell me what could have been going through his head? I'm pretty sure I should take this as a red flag! How should I confront him about it? I'm so disappointed in him because I THOUGHT we were great for each other!

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the vagina and its pubes.


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 1:27 am

[l5/f]
is there anyway to shave down there w/o geting bumps and or irritation, and can you hair removal cream down there.
p.s. i rate all advice high!

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boobies!


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 1:21 am

[l5/f]
is it normal to have little like white specks on your nipple if your not prego.

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can someone translate this to english??


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 1:19 am

Por Amor: Alexander Pires

A noite de lua cheia
quase imprescindivel
Na silhueta do seu corpo
Eu vejo o invisivel
O vento traz de seus cabelos
Um cheiro suave
E eu te juro amor eterno
Nesse instante
Que magica tem os seus beijos
Que me enlouquecem
Seu jeito de fazer amor
Que sempre tao suave
Voce ja sabe como eu gosto
E tudo o que preciso
Eu nao seria o mesmo
Se eu nao te encontrasse
por amor
Que ns fazemos sempre coisas impossiveis
por amor
Que os coraces se tornam tao indivisiveis
S no amor
Que a gente entende e sente o quanto importante
por amor
Que eu estou cont...

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strange question about something awkward


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 1:08 am

We have all been to the movies or to a ballgame or just an event. Most of the time, to get to our seat we have to walk past people that are already sitting. Is it more polite to walk so we face away or face towards them as we do so. One way our butt is in their face but the other our crotch is. I was just curious what people think.

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help understanding sister's actions/finding her help


Posted Friday April 3 2009, 12:16 am

I have a older sister who I cannot quite understand why she acts the way she does. She is 25 and has always lived with my mother. She has always had a problem with her finances. She cant seem figure out what kind of a career she wants or what she wants to do. She owes almost everyone money and the money she does earn from her waitress job gets blown on booze, clothes, food and fun. She seems to make spur of the moment decisions and is very easily influenced by freinds who dont have responsibilities like her. The same kind of friends who live with their parents and have absolutely no obligations. I almost feel like she has no conscience about spending money when she knows she has debts to be paid. Sometimes i feel she has the potential to be...

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How to stop being jealous; how to trust my boyfriend?


Posted Thursday April 2 2009, 11:34 pm

I hate it when he looks or talks to a girl. it bothers me! ugh i hate it so much.
all of the stupid girls in school like him.. i feel like hes never gonna be mine 100%. we've been going out for almost 8 months and im not happy at all, i mean like im happy with him.. we're both in love and stuff but i feel like my head is gonna blow up.. everyday i start thinking crap.. and i fill my head with stupid dumb thoughts about him being with another girl and stuff.. he tells me that he only wants me and that he loves me and yeahh im just scared :[

what if i stop being jealous & i finally trust him 100% and then boom.. he cheats on me? i will feel like garbage, like nothing. that would destroy me. i dont know what i would d...

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