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Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 11:24 am
I'm an african american junior in high school. Over the past two years my unweighted GPA is 3.5, weighted 3.75. I'm taking an AP class this year, I've done 3 extra curriculars all three years and I plan to keep them through senior year too. I'm in a community service club- habitat for humanitys, and I'm in the process of geting inducted into the National Honors Society, and I'm in this dance society called Nu Delta Alpha. I've been the captain of my cheerleading squad, and I've made my college list * from best colleges to worst.
U Penn, Columbia, Cornell, Carnegie Mellon, Georgetown, UVA, University of north carolina chapel hill, wake forest, college of william and mary, rochester u, George Washington u, university of deleware, drex...
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i don't know if i want this anymore...
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 11:24 am
okay so i've been dating my boyfriend for almost 2 years now. we've dated since my freshman year (his senior year) and everything was great. i mean we talked about getting married after i graduate and everything. plus we were each other's firsts. but lately i feel like i don't want to be with him. and i think it has something to do with my best friend from 5th grade coming back down here to visit in the summer. i hadn't seen him in 6 years so i spent time with him. and he always said stuff like wow you're hot and asking me if you didn't have a boyfriend would you be with me. and i feel like i need to be with my boyfriend to make him happy but its not like before when i felt like i needed to be with him because he made me happy. if that make...
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How can i stop being anorexic without telling my parents?
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 11:09 am
(sorry i'm not sure if this is in the right subject but it seems about right) hi, i am 13 years old, i weigh 108 pounds and i am 5'8. about 4 months ago i weighed 153 pounds. everyday i force myself not to eat to a point where the hunger hurts so bad that i end up cutting my wrist just so i forget about the hunger pain. and whenever i do eat, its hardly anything and if i eat over about 400 calories or if i feel like i've eaten way too much i force myself to throw up (and i know that only bulimic people do that, but i dont binge like they do, only when i feel like i have eaten alot, and alot for me is like a pb & j sandwich). I really want to stop for me, and my friends all think that i am going to kill myself, i am so pale and weak and ...
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First time (im a guy)
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 10:59 am
Ok well me and my beautifull girfriend are probably going to have sex at some point, she has done it before but i havent had a girlfriend before her for 6 years and im still a virgin. what should be normall? we'v done a little bit together before and she was really tense when (omg this is embarrasing to type) i was you know.. doing stuff to her.
im sure it hurt because im inexperienced and dont know where everything is yet. But when we do what can i expect? when she feels good will she tense up when it feels good or when it hurts? or both? what else can i probably expect to maybe hurt for her so i can stop as soon as i notice it. (besides the obvious ow's lol) but dont ruin the ending for me ;D i want to find that out for myself heh heh
btw im 18 and shes 19
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Two familes....one relationship.
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 9:04 am
I live in a very small small town. Everyone knows everyone. My family is extremely well known as being church go-ers, wealthy, and for being sane. My dad's side owns three of the local feedyards. My mom's side runs the local hospital as nurses, and two doctors. There is family in town who is not so well liked. They have a baddd reputation for drugs and alcohol. They're a big family and they are all thought of in the same way. Recently one of their family members came back into town. He's now attending school with us. We've been talking some and I'm realizing that I like him. I know our families don't get along and I know that if I ever did date him my family would be disappointed. I feel like maybe I can change him. I took him to church th...
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is it because they are horny?
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 8:56 am
my friends asked me to ask why they discharge alot one says she does it all the time and its scareing her and they both havent had sex in a few weeks and also want to know if you can go to the doctor to get birth control will they tell their parents? she has a period 2 times a month and her mom wont take her and she doesnt want them to know she is sexually active
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penis girth
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 7:37 am
I'm 21 years old
I have penis girth problem.
My penis in hieght is 5 inches less then 2 cm.
and it errects normaly.the problem i'm only facing is that my penis is thin.My Penis is not fat it's thin plese advice me about this problem.
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ACNE
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 5:04 am
hey can masturbaution cause acne? also can it cause any other like problems with your body. and if not masturbaution doenst cause acne does anything like that do it (i mean other then not washing) like stress and stuff like that. thanks!
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girl problems
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 3:30 am
im 15/male
ok this might be a little long, but help me plz.
im a junior in high school, there is a girl who is a freshman. i met her about 2 months ago. We planned on hooking up only the second day i saw her! and we made out. and we never wanted to date or be bf and gf or anything.
But after a week or so, she took a vacation and we texted like for 24hours each day and night. we were almost like in love with each other. Or maybe only i was. I always talked to her about a relationship, but she always said that she wanted things to "flow naturally" and i was fine with that.
we both swore that we would never forget each other, and than i took a vacation to asia for two wee...
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Why is my girlfriend so shy around me?
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 3:17 am
Before you go reading all the stuff I wrote here's a quick summary. My girlfriend who I've been dating for a long time is still really shy around me and my friends and everyone else. She's kind of an airhead and I'm really smart, she thinks shes ugly but she isnt in the least.
As the title kinda says my girlfriend who I've
been dating since october 08 is still really shy
around me, ontop of every other person I know.
We're both 14 and really into eachother, we spend
like all of every day together and I love her so
much, the only problem is she's so shy around my
friends and I.
I don't want to ask her to stop being s...
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confused...
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 3:16 am
ok so me and my girlfriend have been together for about 6 months now and spend like 10 hours a day together and somehow still arent tired of each other and still love each other very much. our sex life is good and in all the time weve been together we've never fought. we;ve had some small dissagreements but its always something we get talk out and come to an agreement..
but okay heres whats up. we both do drink a bit and i've told her before that i dont mind if she drinks with her friends a little but as long as she doesnt get to drunk. and not to going to any guys houses with her friends to get drunk because im worried something might happen..
then last weekend i left to stay with my sister out of town and she said she was go...
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One column Myspace Profile.
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 1:53 am
Hello!
If someone could help me with a myspace layout code (or tell me how to accomplish this...) that would be great.
I want a *one column* profile, with only my picture at the top, the about me section,the who i'd like to meet section, and my friends and comments at the end in the scroll box they're in now. And I also want the music to play, but I don't want it to show.
All the one column codes take away stuff I want. So if anyone could please tell me how to accomplish this?
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hot guy every girl wants
Posted Sunday September 13 2009, 12:01 am
alright, theres this cute guy in the drumline that every girl wants. i feel like i have a closer relationship with him because we both are in the band, but we dont talk. every guy says he is completly out of my league but is it possible to make him be in my league or me be in his league?
1) im in the band, so is he
2) he has brown hair, as do i
3) heres the differences, he only associates with the drumline, i only associate with the band, except my best friend whose in the drumline
4) he's so skinny but he's strong and masculine, im short and not that skinny
5) he is kinda a loner, like everyday at band he talks to the drumline, but at after school practices he walks around alone and at water break...
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Childhood Myths
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 11:59 pm
At my high school, we have a comedy club. We perforn every month or so. I'm writing something on why you shouldn't tell your kids the usual childhood myths.
Like how the tooth fairy teaches kids to sell their body for money… and how she's to blame for prostitution.
But I can't think of anything like that for:
Santa Claus
The Easter bunny
And what other childhood myths are there? But if you can think of anything to help get me started I would really appreciate it. =D
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same old boy stuff
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 11:56 pm
alright, i think my friend likes the boy i like and she isnt giving up, but she said she can tell he likes me by the way he looks at me. she said he has that look in his eyes like im the only girl in the world he cares about. if she likes him but she thinks he likes me why wont she give up? i really like him, but he wont talk to me, why is that? is he to nervous to or what? shes the type of girl who will go up to anyone and make conversation. i would be devestated if he liked her but, hey, what can ya do. here are a few things, he looks at me alot and when i look at him we keep contact for 3-5 seconds then he looks away. he never says what he is planning to around me. idk what happens around my friend and him. but to make a long story short...
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Its Not Love Yet, But Will It Ever Be More?
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 11:10 pm
I like this guy named Dillon, and in my first question i asked if he likes me , im pretty sure he does, he asked me out in grade 7 but i wasnt ready to date him yet and now we are in grade 9, We have grown apart a bit, but I really think we can be more, I was talking to him a few weeks before school started and he said maybe is school goes right and all we could date..? I was happy about this but now im kinda worried he either forgot about it or kinda dosent like me much anymore? The big problem is I am really really shy.. Its been 4 days into the school year and I havent even said hi to him yet.. I talk to him lots on the computer but in person its a different story.. I want to know ways I can talk to him, do you think I have a chance with...
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I still really like him but i dont know if he still likes me...
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 10:57 pm
I apologize if this is long or confusing.
Me and my ex met at the worst time of my life. He was with my sister and her boyfriend when i called my sister for help. He saw me balling my eyes out and still thought i was cute. When i was hanging out with my sister one time we ran into him and he then told my sisters boyfriend that he thought i was hot and wanted to date me. We hung out with my sister and her boyfriend once and we flirted alot and held hands and stuff. The next time we hung out my sisters boyfried pushed him to ask me out so he did and i said yes even though we didnt really know eachother. We were together for like three weeks then he dumped me he had alot of reasons but only one made sense and that was that we didnt real...
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looking for this song/artist
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 10:53 pm
I'm pretty sure these are the lyrics:
thou shall not steal
thou shall not lie
thou shall not feel
but thou shall not cry
thou is not real
'cause thou is not i
thou shall stop here
'cause thou has got by
i, i bleed like the rest of
i, i see what is left
I think it's called 'better off' but I don't know who the artist is ):
Naming the artist would be really helpful! :D
thanks
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Trying not to
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 10:49 pm
So I really care about this guy but were about 2hours away from eachother for the next 7 months. We were together before I left but we broke it off because we're far apart. We still talk and I know that he's seeing other people which honestly doesnt bother me too much cause I cant expect him to wait for me when I moved away and dont know for sure when Ill be back. But anyways there is this guy where I live now that likes me and I am trying so hard not to like him back, but I ocassionally catch myself flirting and thinking about him. I do not want to like him because I am scared I will lose or forget about the one I love but its hard not to like him.
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How can I get my hair to look like this?
Posted Saturday September 12 2009, 8:59 pm
How would I be able to get my hair to look like this?
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9633/76301324163120856737620.jpg
Is her hair like in pigtails or something? I'm asian, so I have that typical 'asian hair'. :| My hair is also really/more thin now, because when I cut my hair a while back, I accidentally thinned it out too much... -__- lol. Can anyone tell me how I could be able to get my hair to look like that? I'm not even sure if my hair can do that though... o.o :\ Thanks!
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