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Valentine's Gift For New "Boyfriend"


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 1:05 pm

we're not officially together, we're just dating to get to know each other currently. i haven't known him that long, so what would be a good gift to give him? he's 23, 5'8", and he's a professional poker player, that's all i can think of right now, haha. thanks for the help!

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massage


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 12:53 pm

Hey, i wanted to take a massage class, i dont want to become certified or anything, i just like giving my hubby massages ;) and i want to get better at them. is there any like one month class i can take or soemthing? i live in new york, and i dont want it to cost a fortune ahah. and i DONT want to go back to college. thanks =]

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valentines day massage/basket


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 12:39 pm

Hey, my boyfriend loves massages and i was thinking that for valentines day, id get him like a massage or something. We've been together for almost 2 years, and the amount of money should be under $200 (i know, spas are expensive). I live on long island so what are some good spas? How much would the massage cost? what KIND of massage should i get?

Also, i wanted to make him like a little basket. Like, a white teddy bear holding heart chocolates (yeah..im one of those corny people haha) and i wanted to buy lingerie for me to wear to put in it too because we wont be together for v-day =[ but i will see him like a month after that so i want him to be looking foward to me wearing that haha. Any other suggestions on what to put in it? THANKS =]

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sims 3?


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 12:34 pm

Hey, so i used to love sims, but i lost the sims 2 disk. When they came out with a sims 3, i thought maybe i should get it, but its stil $50. Before i buy it, i wanna make sure its worth it. A lot of people said that its worth it...if you had the right specs. I just got a regular macbook in august, but i didnt like update it at all so i dont know if i have the right RAM or graphics card, and im not computer savvy so i wouldnt know what these 2 things do ahah. I wont waste my money getting a graphics card if im not a HUGE gamer. Now, in your opinion, is it worth it? and do i have the right stuff? thankss

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my hairr!!


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 11:58 am

ok my hair is a bob hair cut and i straigten iht everyday but i havesoooooo many deadd endsz! its hairble! i dont wanna cut to much because my hairsz allreaddy up to my earsz! (at the end of them) helpp!

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My Daydream? Or nightmare thing..


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 10:53 am

The other day i had a day dream... It had me (Callie), my best friend Bekka, Codi, and Chey. So for some reason, my friend Bekka committed suicide, and Codi ran down the hall screaming for me, and when i got out there all she was saying was "Bekka did it, she really did." i had no idea what she ment until she told me that Bekka killed herself. I started crying and people were trying to get us out of the hall way except we wouldnt move. So me and codi were talking about it and we couldnt find a reason why. Well a couple days later, Chey kills herself the same way Bekka did (which was cutting her wrists in a bathtub full of water. It was very bloody and blah) And me and codi could not stop crying and we could understand why this was...

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guilty concience


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 8:46 am

Okay I currently have a boyfriend. Juts to make that clear. Last night I hung out wit one of my guy friends josh till like really late, n I ended up passign out on his bed and I woke up wrapped in my own blanket up wit him passed out 2.he woke up and grabbed some of the covers and right then his sister walked in. His sister goes to my school and everyone in the house assumes that we did something but nothing happened at all, I just fell asleep. I feel really guilty that I stayed the night considering I do have a boyfriend and I know he would be pissed if he found out. Did I do something wrong and should I feel guilty. It was like 4 in the morning when I passed out and I left at 8. I know I should have left but since nothing happened and we ...

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Cat keeps pooping outside of box daily


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 7:02 am

Hi
I have a 3 year old male cat, he has been pooping outside his box on a daily basis, this has been going on for a few months, its starting to get really annoying cleaning up the floor so much, I have 6 boxes in my house, I also have 4 other cats 2 males and 2 females, and a free roaming rabbit(that will occasionally use the boxes.) i can say that he is a very nervous cat, any noise or person he sees he runs, except for me.. due to what he has been doing, ive limited him to my room only cut off from the rest of the house, but when he sneaks out... around 12am ill later find his mess inches from the box. i dont know what the problem could be

thank you


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feelings after miscarriage


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 3:40 am

I had a miscarriage in October 3 and a half weeks into my pregnancy. I didn't suspect I was pregnant until a couple days before the miscarriage so for about two weeks prior to that I had drank probably four times, was under a ton of stress due to college and I was drinking multiple cups of coffee a day. I always thought that my drinking and stress caused the miscarriage and when it first happened I was more in shock than anything, then relieved that I wouldn't be having a baby when I was 18.
Its all hitting me now that I was almost a mother but I keep having the thought that I'm the reason my baby didn't survive. I don't know what to do, I'm an emotional basket case from it. Every time I see a baby I get all choked up and now my boyf...

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What are some good hobbies to have?


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 1:14 am

It has come to my attention that I have no hobby to enjoy in my spare time. This is causing me problems in my relationship since it appears that I have no real interest in anything in particular. I have known about this problem for awhile and have searched the internet time and time again for something appealing and have yet to find a good hobby to pick up. It's not that I'm bored in my spare time--it's that I don't really DO anything.

What are some good suggestions for new hobbies that I might be interested in beginning? Does anyone know of some unique hobbies that might spark my interest? Any suggestion is appreciated...

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cheater maybe?


Posted Saturday January 30 2010, 12:21 am

okay so i totally trust my bf, or at least i thot i did...to make long story short he went huntin in texas when he came back i found out he videoed a girl his age huntin by thereselves well shes on his facebook and his email says she tagged him in a pic...how can i see the pic w/o lettin them know who i am

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twin problem


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 11:12 pm

so i want to go to this program this summer, which is already kind of risky seeing as i do not mAKE friends eisly and i went to a camp before but i was kinda a loner there. but ive decided i want to anyways. the problem is i have a twin sister and we have never been apart for the summer. i think if i go she will too. but she is even more unfriendly than i am and i know she is gonig to have a hard time. i really think that between my own problems mking friends and makking sure shes okay im going to be miserable. plus having eachother their might make it harder for both of us. what do i do? please please help me!

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tough decision, please help!


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 11:08 pm

i have a problem.
i cant decide what to do this summer.
i want to go to this program in the galpagos islands but i feeling like il be a loner there.
i went to a camp before and i did not have so many friends. but i cant stay home so what do i do?
im not very good at maknig friends.
please help, anything at all is appreciated.

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What jeans go with skate shoes?


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 10:04 pm

I got my first pair of skate shoes and I have no idea what i should be wearing with them.

Can anyone help me pick what kind of jeans to wear so I don't look stupid? XD

Thanks!

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21 questions game - How do you play it and what do you ask?


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 10:01 pm

My friend said that we were all going to play "the 21 questions game" when we meet at her house for dinner in a couple weeks. My problem is that I never heard of any such thing before! :(

Obviously there are questions but am I asking them or answering them or both? If I have to ask questions what kinds of things should I ask to play the 21 questions game without looking like a retard.

Thanks so much to those of you who have social lives and know these things! :)

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Myspace: what is the code to put a picture as a picture caption?


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 9:57 pm

Hi myspace people! I am pretty new to changing anything on mine and I don't know what I am doing so can someone tell me what is the code to put a picture as a picture caption?

I promise to rate every answer.

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Girls: What do you think about a guy with an eyebrow piercing?


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 9:55 pm

14/m

I really want to get my eyebrow pierced but I am worried.

What do you think about a guy who has an eyebrow piercing? Hot? Not? Gross? Nothing? Anything?

Oh and if a guy gets his eyebrow pierced which one should it be? Does it even matter which one?

Thank you ladies!



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Are guys attracted to virgins?


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 9:49 pm

I feel wierd even asking this cause I think I already know the answer but are guys attracted to virgins? I am one and I don't know but I feel like it is a turn off so I want to lose it so a guy will think I have "experience." Has anyone else ever felt like this? Are there any guys here that can answer this too please?

Why would a guy want a virgin instead of a girl that has been with a bunch of guys and knows what she is doing for sex?

I feel stupid. 13/f

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Sperm dies when it hits air


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 9:45 pm

Sperm dies when it hits the air, right?

I just really need to know because he came on my panties while they were off but then I put them back on like 20 minutes later. They were soaked with sperm but since it shot through the air and sperm dies when it hits air I am not going to get knocked up, right?

Worried. :-/

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Girl names ending in "y?"


Posted Friday January 29 2010, 9:42 pm

Guess what time it is? Yep time to name the baby!

I found out today that I am going to have a girl, and I need help coming up with a list of girl names that end in the letter "Y."

It is what I always wanted but now that the time is here the only one I can come up with that seems fitting is "Accidentally" LOL!

Thank you please?

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