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My shit is weird
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 12:49 pm
so like, im a guy and all right, and im really young, im about to turn 20. not that it matters with this question
but for some reason, often, whatever i eat turns up in my shit, and its nasty.
like a month ago, i ate cotton candy icecream at Cold Stone and my shit was neon blue. And yesterday i had Chipotle and this morning when i went to shit there was corn in the shit and some bits of salsa. n kits kinda nasty i mean, you know. And it wasnt even digested corn or chewed corn... it was like fresh from the fridge corn. Like it was perfect. And last week my roomate cooked brocolli and carrots and when i shitted there were litttle sprouts in the shit. I mean, i dont have diarrhea or anything, my shit is fresh, but for some reason...
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Am i crazy, or not?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 12:44 pm
Okay, so i am 16 years old, a junior in high school, a guy. Girls have always told me that i was cute and nice looking and thin, so im not like a crazy nerdy fat person who drools over girls.
But ive always had a problem at school...
i live in southern california, in one of the nicest, most spoiled cities. And the high school i go to is like heaven... there are hot girls EVERYWHERE. They awlays have shorts, nice legs, asses hanging out, perfect boobs. Like i dont know how, so many hot girls. And i get so horny in class where i cant even focus or concentrate and it makes me INSANE. Like, i look at other guys, and i see that they dont even look at the hot girls. Is it just me? and once i go home, i masturbate, and even that doe...
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OBSESSED!!!!!!!!
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 12:16 pm
My ex is obsessive and I want to him to go far far away. I've told him "no contact," he just doesn't listen. How do I make him go away?
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why does it bother me
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 12:07 pm
Theres this one spoiled biznatch in my class who text all the time, and she looks lilke miss queen B when she is texting, and it bothers me.
What do i do
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what happened to her?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 11:56 am
Im 17/male
I've been seeing this girl for the past few months
and all of a sudden, overnight, she transformed.
Why is this? HELP
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Should I go out with him, or not?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 11:08 am
13/f
ok i have a guy friend and he is soo nice to me.his name is austin and he just broke up with his girlfriend lilly. and lilly she is KINDA my friend. so i was on facebook and austin was on too so we started to chat and he asked me if i wanted to go out with him. and i didnt respond because one of my best friends,nicole likes austin alot. and once i told her she said"no no no no no no NO!!" sccreaming at me. so back with lilly. if i go out with austin she might think im a slut because IM the one who was saying when HE broke up with HER that"youre way too good for him" and other things to keep her happy.
so what should i do?
go out with him or not?
-darkangel31
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more exciting?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 8:00 am
me and my boyfriend have been together for half a year now and things are changing a bit. usually we only see eachother over the weekend cause he lives far away but recently we've been seeing eachother every day and ever since we dont get along too much anymore and it seems like he doesnt care about me as much cause things got "boring" so we decided to only see eachother over the weekend again but what else can i do to spice the relationship up a bit and make it more exciting like it was in the beginning?
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infidelty issue
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 6:21 am
i am from india.i luv my boyfriend bt still luv to talk with my ex as a friend..he thinks i still for him.once wen i decided to go back to my ex,he cried and i had to come back to my present boyfriend.nw m on my vacation for two months and far frm him..nw again he doubts dat i luv my ex and is with him..truth is i talk 2 my ex bt doesnt luv him..my boyfriend acts weird nowadays and asks me to go back 2 my ex..saying story will have agud ending..which i dont want to.dont know how to get my boyfriend back.he has lost trust in me..need ur advice
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Avoids sex cause it takes too long?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 3:32 am
My boyfriend and I have great sex. The issue is, he has trouble making me come quickly. While I myself can take care of it in 10 minutes, it takes him anywhere from 15 minutes to 30, or 40. Not an issue for me. But he has ADHD and gets bored, and feels like he dosent have the energy. But he dosent want to never get me off and just think of himself, so sometimes, hard on or no, he will avoid sex entirely due to the fact that he dosent have the energy to try to get me off. This really hurts my feelings and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do about it. I told him that fine, I will just take care of me, just lets have sex, and I'll take care of me afterwards. Advice? Comments?
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I hate school.
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 2:44 am
Ugh. The same old A+ staring back at me. No one to talk to except a stray piece of paper, or a napkin; something that will listen. As a kid I would talk to a ragged teddy bear, which got lost. Everyone hates me. If I start a conversation or try to join one, they move away, wrinkling their noses. Is it really my fault that at eleven-almost-twelve I have the worst complexion in the world, along with the facts that I'm twice their height, can't play sports, and am just a failure. I can't even swim! Everyone believes that I'm not getting picked on just because I'm tall! Tall people can get picked on just as much as short people. I've been so stressed lately, and my dad wants me to be perfect. And then last week I got a C-! I've been too afraid to tell anyone. My life is a train wreck.
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Posted Monday May 9 2011, 2:11 am
is it bad to push your other friends away when you have one main friend?
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The Ugly Truth?
Posted Monday May 9 2011, 12:30 am
I have never been called ugly, but I've also never been called beautiful. I'm not sure. I mean, I've liked guys but none of them have ever liked me back. In the 5th grade I told a guy I used to like him but don't anymore. (It wasn't true that I didn't like him, I just wanted to test the waters. I wanted ti see his reaction.) That was thhe biggest mistake of my life because after I said I didn't like him anymore, I heard him say, "Good." My mom also once told me that the only guys that would want to hit on me would be pedophiles, (I'm really short so I look like I'm 14 even though I turned 18 in February.) the sad part is that I think she might be right. The only guys that have ever "liked" me are old guys and some of the...
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I told him but I still feel like I'm leading him on.
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 11:09 pm
So I have this friend, he's a really nice guy and a good friend but I really can't see myself with him. He likes me alot and does really cute things for me like brings me flowers and my favorite candy when I'm sick and always asks me on dates like in cute ways and I go on the dates with him cause I do like hanging out with him, but I told him I don't wanna be more than friends. Ever since I told him he still does cute things for me and asks me on dates and everything. Is he just being a good friend or does he not get it? He says he loves my personality and finds me easy to talk to and stuff and hopes that something would "spark" but I just can't see it and I told him that but he's still acting the same...what should I do? He's suc...
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It may be confusing but my friends bf is so mean
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 11:01 pm
So me and my bff Karen did this group in the summer where Irish teens come over and and Karen fell for this Irish guy even though she was talking to this other kid John but she like the Irish kid better and after the summer school started and she eventually started dating John and my one friend Danielle had issues with him throughout the year and so this Irish kid whos friends with the guy Karen fell for in the summer (mike) and his friend started stuff on fb and this recent weekend this whole war kinda thing brought up between the Irish and Karens bf and me and my other friends agree that he's taking her over and controling her. So me and Karen bought tickets in feb to go to ireland and he kept commenting saying she's not going and I was l...
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Afraid to drive.
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 10:37 pm
I am female, 16 and have my permit. I want my licence so bad, I want to go out and do things without my parents. Now, I'm not afraid to drive as much as I'm afraid that I'll get hurt or worse, hurt someone else. I don't know why, but I think about that and I feel like I never want to get my licence. But I want to be able to drive on my own I just have a big fear holding me back and I don't know how to get rid of it! Any ideas to help me get over this fear and just go do it, just go out and drive? Thanks
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How to serve at my church.
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 10:34 pm
There was a sermon at my church about serving and having God use you for His Kingdom. The staff at my church is so friendly and I love them all and I would LOVE to be a part of that. So, I would like to be a children's helper and be with the kid's singing downstairs during first service and then come back up to listen second service. However, my church is about 30 minutes away and I don't have my licence and my parents go to the second service, so they would not want to drive me there, back home, back there again and back home again. So, I think that is probably out but I want to serve and I don't know how if I don't have my licence. I just want to do something to make me feel good and make God happy. Any ideas? Thanks!
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New fling.
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 10:29 pm
Okay, I have been going to a new church for about 5 weeks. It is incredible, I love it so much. Now, please don't read this and think that I only love the church due to my question because I don't, I love my church because I walk out feeling refreshed and actually think about the sermon the whole week. There's a worship leader, he is close to my age and I think he is really attractive. When he is singing, I look up at him on stage and he looks back and me and does a bashful little smile. Next Sunday, May 15th, we have a luncheon after church and since he is on staff for church, he will be there. I would like to talk to him but I don't know how. So, can you help me to think of how to talk to him without being creepy or having him approach me? Thanks!
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How to get free movies.
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 10:25 pm
I am a movie addict, I love watching DVD's. I just promised myself tonight that every Saturday night is going to be me time to sit down and watch a movie. It will be my little tradition. However, when doing that, I am limited to just the movies I own. So, does anybody know of any websites where I can legally download movies for free and keep them on my computer for future reference if I want to see it again? It would mean the world to me if someone could find what I am asking for and let alone, have it work.
Thanks for the answers! God bless <><
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NO YOUTUBE?!
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 10:20 pm
I tried entering all the passwords I've ever used into my YouTube account, but none of them will work and let me log in! So I went to the forgot my password link and it says my email doesn't exist on the site! I tried looking around for my videos, but I can't find them. I clicked on Help, but it seriously wasn't any help at all. Does anyone have any idea what's going on? (I'm kind of new to using YouTube too, btw, so sorry if this has an obvious answer)
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DNA testing
Posted Sunday May 8 2011, 9:33 pm
I am trying to find out how myself and a possible sibling can go about getting a DNA test done. I know there are the kinds u can by over the counter but i wanted to see if i can go to my doctor? This possible sibling could share the same birth father but wont know til we are tested.She is his daughter and he could be mine. I was never tested and he never claimed to be my father or even acknowledge me. I wanted to see if insurance covers this? All i want to find out if i am his daughter? and medical history. I dont need a father never had one and so bitter over it i dont want him in my life. Just wanted to see if we can have a test done at a doctors office vs over the counter and if insurance will cover because we are both over 18.
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