If you want something sexy, but not sex, you should give him a lap dance. Here's a guide on to give a good one: http://www.ehow.com/how_2046165_give-lap-dance.html

Sniff your underarms. You will smell either a very faint odor or a strong odor, depending on whether you're wearing deodorant or not.

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Cucusoft is a free software that you can convert DVDs to iPod format movies. There will be a faint watermark when you watch it, but it's not that noticeable, and plus, if there was none, then it would be illegal. : )
http://www.cucusoft.com/

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Work on the physical aspects that label you a girl (i.e. breasts, long hair, etc.).
Hair: Although it's a well-known fact that some guys have very long hair, it has a different texture ("contour") then that of women. This is solved very simply by cutting off long hair. At shorter lengths, is difficult to notice any difference in contour. If you're unable or unwilling to cut your hair, then wear a wool hat or baseball cap to conceal those unsightly locks.
Bosom: Seeing as how you can't just cut off your breasts (unless you wish to have permanent surgery by spending interestingly high amounts of money), you will have to bind them. Something like a tightly wrapped towel, a modified corset, or an Ace bandage will work fine; just make sure any binding you use is secure.

Find clothes that guys would normally wear. You can even go to Goodwill to find these. Use some baggier clothing to conceal those womanly curves; avoid any clothing that fits tightly around the hips, chest, and legs.
Be careful about your vocal pitch. While there are guys who have higher ranges, you're not going to want your voice to rise too high; keep your tone monitored without overdoing it and sounding ridiculous.

Don't try and use makeup for any reason. Chances are it's going to accentuate curves again, and guys don't have any (that would be accentuated by makeup, anyway).

Hide your armpits, legs and stomach unless you have hair in those areas. While hair may be grown there, chances are it's going to far softer and finer than a guy's hair would be anyway.
Make sure your fingernails are trimmed short.



Muscles can also help sell the illusion; soft lined arms and stomachs are acceptable, but not preferable.

When standing, try to shift your weight so that it is evenly distributed over your feet, and push your shoulders slightly back and down. Observe how other men stand and copy their stance, tweaking it slightly so that it fits your physique.

Use hair products and colognes designed for men. You don't want to smell too obviously like a girl if you can help it.

Women normally walk with a sway in their hips. Because of this, someone watching can instinctively (though usually not consciously) label you the girl you are if they see you walking from behind. Try and copy the straight walk of guys. Walking directly behind and in the footsteps of one may help you practice. This may be uncomfortable at first, but eases with experience.

When sitting down, never cross your legs! Or if you do, place the ankle of one leg on the opposite knee.

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1. Dress to impress- Don't wear jeans. Wear nice black pants or khakis. No T-shirts, either. Try a nice sweater or oxford. Sometimes the interviewer will have a sheet that will be marked on how well the interviewee (if that's a word) presented and dressed themselves.
2. Be courteous, and speak when spoken to. Answer all questions in a confident, clear voice. The most common question is "Every year we recieve more applications than the number we can accept. Why should we pick you?". Answer in a very confident voice this time, and make it original, but classy. When a hand is given to you to shake, grip tightly and firmly. Seriously, a lot of people judge someone on their handshake. Be polite, mind your manners, quietly observe how things are done, and smile. This is important. Look people right in the eye and give a friendly smile. And act smart and when asked to write something, if anything at all, capitalize your I's and sentences, and use proper punctuation which you have neglected to do here. IMPORTANT: DO NOT LAUGH, unless the person giving a joke does first. If you laugh inappropriately, then it could be taken offensively.

CAUTION: I don't know if you know this, but if you meet someone Asian there, Heaven forbid you bow. So do not on any circumstances, bow. Shake hands. Some people assume that bowing would be polite, but it will be taken offensively if you don't do it correctly, which you're bound to if you have not had years of practice.

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It might seem obvious, but believe it or not, Maddie might even sense that you have an issue with her. I think that maybe you should actually tell her that her laziness annoys you, and that could either make her angry with you, or salvage your friendship. If she can't deal with that, then you should slowly stop hanging out with her and hopefully she'll get the idea. If she doesn't really have a lot of friends you should introduce her to another friend, and then slowly drift away. Hope that helps.

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The first part of excess fat is water. When you work out, the water weight is lost through sweat. Once you don't have a lot of excess fat, and therefore less water weight, it becomes harder to take the weight off.

Yes, you should invite the entire grade. It would be rude to call it a reunion and not do so. I suggest you have a big dance party. If you have the funds, hire a disc jockey, and if you don't, just setting up a stereo system will be fine.

Where to have it also depends on when you're having it. You could have it in your backyard (if it is large enough) or at your house if it is warm enough. If it will be cooler, I think that you would be better off at a hall, like those sort of town buildings where people put in folding chairs and there's a stage. Where I live, there's a Friends Center, where there's a big stage on one side, and a huge floor in front of that. So if you have anything like that nearby you, you can do that.

You can also have a swim party. You could have it at the beach (warm weather), your pool (if you have one), or rent out a pool at a healthclub or YMCA for a night. There you could have pizza, swim, and play music.

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:
1. EXACTLY how many people to invite.
2. A place where that is available to hold the party.
3. Figure how much food to order (foods like pizza, chips, Cheetos, etc. are popular.)
4. Call a DJ ahead of time (if you're using one).

Tip: I think it would be a great idea if you had a screen show with a big screen and showed memorable photos from 6th grade, if you have any.

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Well, when I read your question, I thought of "One" by Aimee Mann, which is basically a song about two people that were really proud and blamed each other for everything, and their relationship fell apart. Sorry I don't have anymore suggestions; that's all I could think of.

Babydoll shirts? Well, there is your problem! Babydolls come out below the chest, and can make the illusion of a rounder tummy, or a pregnant look. The person below me is correct. You need a great, full liftage bra. If you don't have the right undergarments, you can't look great. I suggest getting professionally measured and fitted for the right bra for a great start.

I would never suggest a T-shirt. T-shirts make your chest stick out and look twice as big. I would go with a slight V-neck shirt (deep V-necks can look aging and well... slutty). Don't wear horizontal lines. I know rugbys are really in right now, but they just make your chest look huge. Also try open-collar shirts and wraps.

Example: http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90088&productId=1342_6579 (This stripe is okay since the stripe is not directly over the bust.)
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90098&productId=1435_7092 (Always opt for a dark wash.)
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90114&productId=4411_7065

This is just an example; I'm sure you can figure it out from here. I'm not necessarily recommending American Eagle, I just went there first and was too lazy to go to another site.
: )

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When you exercise your muscles, there becomes tiny tears in them. (Hence, the pain.) After you have torn your muscles, they become stronger and stronger in preparation for future tearing. Without exercise of the muscles, they relax and your body essentially dubs them as not used, and they begin to become... I want to say soft, but I hope you get the idea. Originally, humans did not need to set aside time to exercise since everything we did included exercise; hunting, gathering, traveling, etc.

Once we had technology, we did not need to exercise to get food or work. We discovered that without regular exercise, the body that had evolved into a muscle-composed form would become extremely weak. As we just sit around, we accumulate lipids and extra triglycerides and a whole bunch of other health issues that negatively impacted our hearts, the main working muscle in our bodies. In comes "exercise' (jogging, sports, skiing, etc.), which we do to compensate for this.

Basically, our bodies have been completely designed for the exercise we have running and hunting for eons. It isn't as simple as just giving up on all of it. Our brains would collapse (metaphorically, though possibly realistically) under the dramatic change. Without exercise, some people even develop cancer that is contracted simply for being sedentary for a long time.

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There is actually more than one "Miami" (Will Smith) video. You can download the most common one on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=860XBqj0suI

I always live by "Reep what you sow", which means to always finish what you started. I think this is very important to have a successful life.

I know you wanted a couple, so I searched it and found a few: "The Golden Rule" (I don't know about this one; you know what they say, whoever has the gold makes the rules, but it's base is still good); "Never judge others, even if you have walked a mile in their shoes" (I have to say that I rarely follow this one, but apparently some do); "Forgive and forget"; "Always know there are two sides of the story"; "Never cheat, lie or steal"; "Accept the apologies of others"; "Admit when you have made a mistake".

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Well, the first thing that attracts guys is how beautiful a girl looks to them. I always assumed that guys liked girls with the whole body package; little waist, big boobs, nice hips and a round ass. I don't classify that as skinny. During the general period of time of being in your teens, guys will go out with girls that will impress others. It's true that Mr. Perfect and Mr. Close-to-Perfect are there, sometimes in the dark. I asked this question a while ago: http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=517336
Read 'theory0's" answer. It's really helpful. Most guys mature and act their age not their shoe size at the age of 20 (more or less), while some morons just date beautiful women until they're so old they no girls want them anymore. Don't worry; you'll find a guy sometime.
(This should also answer your question in the additional info.)

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I don't even want to know what you were doing. I would come up with a brilliant answer, and not do it any more. These girls are so perverted. What they did was wrong. How old are you anyway? What they did was really weird. Just let them tattle on you. That is so much better than being a male stripper. Good luck!

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Not before anyone else. Believe me, I can be ahead of everybody in fashion if I decided to be trendy. I used to be, and you know how? I read and scruntized Teen Vogue and all those fashion magazines. I could easily predict what was going to be hot. You know how else? Hot or not lists for the new year. The Washington Post lists a new one every year, and I love to read it and watch the trends appear. It's easy. You watch for a little bit, and then make current trends a little different to make them even trendier. Requires dedication and careful attention, but not too hard once you get the hang of it.

It was essentially attempted phone sex. It seems to me that he was trying to make you horny, and it worked. If you had gone further and gotten into it, then I suppose it would have been. But just as you described it, I call it attempted phone sex.

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I really like The Pierces. Most of their stuff is country if you look, but in their new album, some of the songs are really good (not really a country feel) and are like mysterious and nice-sounding.

I also like The Virgins. Their new album, The Virgins '07, is the one to try. They have a sound that I compare to Weezer.

Feist. She's becoming well-known, but I still love her sound.

MIKA. Also well-known, but his voice is so unique.

I also suggest a lot of Bob Marley songs. I know he's really well-known and not new, but his songs are so inspiring and good, and I love the reggae sound.

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do- Do
i- I
period- period.
thanks- Thanks.
didnt- didn't

Let me try to understand this. You currently have a pad that is NOT used in your panties. You want to know if it's okay if you keep it until you have your period again. Well, I personally wouldn't unless you don't have a supply of feminine pads available to you. That would also mean that you wouldn't change your underwear, which is kind of gross, if you know what I mean. If you did leave it on, then it would still get kind of grimy, right? So, yeah, unless you really think that you are not going to have another pad for the next time, which I know happens, then I would advise you to dispose of it.

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Do what you have to do. Life gives us tough choices. He obviously was very much in love with you, so you have to let him down lightly. Message him back, saying that you and him didn't work out, and that you are currently in another relationship, and that you can't be with him anymore, and also why it didn't work. Then offer to go with him as friends, but write that he can respond with a yes, or if he doesn't respond as a no. Even if you feel awkward and bad, you just have to get it over with. Try to slowly repair as friends (while never mentioning your past relationship) if he can accept dinner as friends, or just let him move on if he can't accept it. People like this are the clingy ones that blackmail suicide if they can't be with you. If this ever happens, I would see a therapist or counselor and sort it out.

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

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Favorite artist so far: Bob Marley
Favorite movie ever: "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Favorite actress: Grace Kelly (as you can tell)
Favorite brand: Vineyard Vines (as you can tell)
Favorite song: "No Woman, No Cry"

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