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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



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Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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(14/f) i have a hard time getting along with girls. i only have 3 really close friends that are girls and 2 of them are changing alot and i'm begining not to like how they are acting lately. the majority of my friends are boys. i really can't stand being friends with girls! they always find a way to piss me off and with my guy friends... they are so much more easy going! my friend amanda she's been my best friend for about 3 years and she's the same way as me so i guess that's why we get along. but is there something wrong with me that i don't like being around girls and i just like being around guys??

nope. you are totally normal.. i'm the same way . girls are backstabby and petty about everything.

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is it tru that if your Pg n u drink vodka will it kill the baby???

no its not true. but you can do a hell of a lot of damage to it while its in the womb. fetal alcohol syndrome is what you can do to it.

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Is it true that girls dont like gamers? By gamers i mean people who play video games as a hobby or a profession. Also is it true that they dont like computer techs? It seems like everywhere around where i live that girls find that to be a turn off. I live in Tennessee, if that helps. Just wondering.

some don't. i'm in love with one though :) my boyfriend plays video games all the time.

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ok i know i had this questions earlier but i didnt ge tot see the answer to it... is getting your belly button peirced dangerous at all? and also is there an age where you to be old enough to get them peirced. thanx cuz i really want to get them done!!!!

no its not dangerous. ive had mine for 2 years. the only risk is if it gets infected before it heals, or it could get ripped out. you have to be 18 unless you have a parent present in most states.

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I am a mother of young children . You probally dont have any , I hope not . Anyways you are young so I'll see if you can help me ; WHAT CAN I DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO ME ? I have to tell them to do something like a hundred times by then I just get mad . Thanks AAWE

reverse psychology always works on me

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has anyone heard that lemon juice will help ance? has anyone ever tryed it? does it work

yes and it does.. i've done it before. it works, but don't leave it on there too long because it will eat your skin up ( its acid ... scarey)

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Hey! I really like that kissy thingy that you have on your site and I wanted to put it on mine. Is there a code that u have to put in or something. What do you have to do inorder for it to show up??

THANX

well first off search for "kao-ani" ( thats what those little blob things are called. then go to a site like photobucket.com and you can put it on there. then write

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does anyone have the sims house party? if yes...how do u get the guests to leave? thanks!

you tap them all on the shoulder and ask them to leave. if all else fails try to start a fire.. they will all flee... mwahaha

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When I get my period, the first 3 days are very heavy. I wear pads on those days and then tampons the rest. I'm going down the shore on the days when it's heavy and I'm not sure what to do. I'm going to be swimming and everything, but do you think a 'super' tampon would be good enough? It's really heavy and I'm scared even the super tampons won't be enough. What should I do?

there are super-plus tampons too.

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i am definitely not the hottest guy in the group (lil helpful info) i am very funny, great personallity, friend to all, some call me a super hero :) i am always good at giving advice...but this is 1 thing i cant figure out = /. if you have any helpful ideas they would be greatly appreciated. i am a 14/m

um.. you didnt really ask a questions, dear.

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Do any girls know of anything I can do to get rid of cramps? Im having them really severely and its hard to move. Thanks.

ouch, sorry.. that sucks. get a heating pad or a hot water bottle and put it on your lower stomach and take some motrin or advil or something. then later if you are feeling up to it, go for a walk around the block or something. it sounds crazy, buyt physical activity lessens cramps A LOT.

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why did i just get really grossed out when my boyfriend told me he had to go take a shit? i mean i love him and we've been together for 15 months, shouldnt i already be over the "omg eww he goes poop" stage? lol

maybe you got grossed out by the impolite way he said it. thats kind of a "too much info" thing. but everyone poops... its kind of nessicary. i get grossed out when my boyfriend spits, so i guess its okay to be grossed out by your boyfriends defication.

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hey! well me and my friend are wondering if collared shirts are in style. Alot of our friends dress a little less conservative then we do, and they think that collared shirts are preppy. Even if u unbutton them and wear them with cute low rise jeans, is that still too preppy? or should we try a differnt outfit?. thanx

if you mean like a polo style shirt then, yeah those are really cute.

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I'm 17 years old and I was friends with my boyfriends sister before I started going out with my boyfriend. I never really hung out with her that much or anything and I got to know her brother through parties. Blah blah blah. We have been together 9 months and now she is saying things infront of my friends that arent true. Such as last night infront of my friends she said "My Mom said your ditzy" I got so embarassed so I said something to my boyfriend like how I dont want to be at his house when his mom is there because I feel like an idiot because I haven't gotten to know her too well she works a lot. My boyfriend got mad and said his mom woudl never say that and calle dhis mom and she denys it and he called hsi sister flipping out and she is saying that it was said. I dont know what to do because I feel like I caused a whole big problem and I feel like I can;'t show my face at the hosue because one of them is lying and its embarassing and everything. Any suggestings??

the sister might think you used her to get to her brother. i bet she is the one that is lying about the comment. you have every right to be at his house, you didnt cause this problem, whoever lied did and they need to resolve it. yeah its embarrasing to be called names, but to quote captian jack sparrow " sticks and stones, love"

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HI uummm see i just broke up with my boyfriend because he was beating me, u know banging my head n his car hood, and stuff , so I broke up with him and well i still love him for some reason but did i do the right thing?
plz help!

you are seriously doubting you did the right thing when this creep could have killed or brain damaged you? you not only should have broken up with him , you should call the police on his ass.. that is called assault, dear. move on with your life and dont think about him, unless you'd like to visualize yourself in a coffin 6 feet under....

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Hey can someone tell me what an administrator is on this site? How do you get to be on? What do you get to do if youre an administrator? I'm clueless!!

Thnx guyz:)

go to the button that says "help" on the top of the page and go to "moderator faq" and that will answer all of your questions.

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Hey I want to make my own layout. i tried without knowing anything thinking "how hard can it be?" and it's just a big mess. is there any site i can go to that'll teach me how to do html..thanks and i'll rate

why dont you use one of the templates, and change it up? thats what i did, and i really like how mine turned out. if not, i think there is a site that is on the create a layout page ( lissa something?) that teaches html

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i can remember the title to this one song. but i know liek all the words n stuff. but it goes like this...love me love me say that you love me, need me need me, say that you need me, so i creid and i begged for you, love me love me, saythat you love me, fool me fool me go on and fool me, i cant care bout anything but you..." WHAT IS THAT SONG! ill rate really well!!!

crap.. i dont remember the title, but cheap trick sings it

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I am going into my junior year in school in about 2 weeks. Ever since freshman year, I have had the reputation of being the "goofball" or the "non serious" one. I think this is what caused somebody at school to always say "I hate you" and make fun of me. I never hear her say anything nice to me. Once in a while she'll be like "Oh you know I'm just kidding right?" And I'll be like "Oh yeah! I know!" It doesn't bother me that she says "I hate you" once in a while just kidding around, but it does bother me that she treats me differently than everyone else. I think she thinks it doesn't bother me because I usually just laugh it off. But it does bother me. I'd like to be friends with her without her treating me mean. I don't really want to tell her it bothers me, because that would be embarrasing to me...and her. So, what's a goofball to do?

maybe she' just trying to be a goofball like you and she isnt very good at it. i think you should not pretend it doesnt bother you anymore and get offended if she says something really mean. if she truly doesnt mean it she will probably try to console you and apologize. if shes a bitch about it, then she doesnt deserve to have you as a friend. from one goofball to another, this has to be done. good luck

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is wearin a thong slutty? like the purpose is so you dont have pantylines but sumtimes liek if usmones thong shows people think she's a slut. i was just wondering what evryone else htought

i dont think its slutty when its worn in a tasteful manner( like NO SHOWING AT ALL) showing off underwear on purpose is something a hooker would do. but thongs are cool

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