I Wanna Stare Into Your Eyes As Your Life Slowly Drifts Away Because Of My Two Hands Around Your Neck
My names Sarah. Not pronouced the regular Sarah, the ar is like aaar, pirate-talk. But most queers dont know that so they call me the regular Sarah anyways; so I answer to that too.
Ho'kay so, I'm a proud mother of two albino children. Hey calm down i'm just kidding. Anywaaaaaay, i'm in love with iced tea one time i was making out with it and i slowly undid its lid but then it grabbed my hand and said i was moving too fast so decided i'm gonna take things slow now. Actually what the hell am i talking about. I really don't like two faced people and fake bitches who makeout with their moms. I also don't like liars and people who think they're cute wearing shirts that say "100% hottie" or "100% devil and 2 % angel". I've never had sex because i just haven't found anyone really that special. Sorry that i'm not a loose bitch even though some may wish i was so they could just have another reason to talk shit about me. But hey once i've been with 9827375 guys you'll be the first to know. I eat a lot but then i make myself throw up because i think i'm a fat bitch. JUST LYING. I dress bad and i have no clothes, but i can make a mean bowl of mac and cheese. I'm not a lesbian and i don't like making out with girls. Um i've never made out with a guy, i guess you can call me drew barrymore. My mom gets pissed because i'm always riding in cars with boys. hahaha i just said that because i told you to call me drew. anyway im not funny. i need glasses and my armpits sweat sooooooooo much. its weird. even when its raining expect my armpits to be sweating. i but the truth is i was black in my first life. i sweaaar. no, but i was fat. i hate when people say something they think is funny so they repeat themselves like over and over till someone laughs and its like we heard you the first time. my moms never had her period and my dads never had sex. thats all.
If someone could descibe me Im more than positive that they'd say Im flicking hilarious, and craaazy. If I could pick only one thing to do for the rest of my life it is laugh. I love to talk. And I do it a lot. I can't stand silence, if were on the phone and it gets quiet I'll be making noises or singing or something. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and my an my girls are normally the life of the party. I'm one of those people you either love with all your heart, or you hate me.
I have my ears double pierced, and my nose pierced.
I love black guys.
I don't care what anyone thinks about me. If you like me grand, if you don't then fuck you.
I'm a retard. I do and say some pretty mental things sometimes, but that's ok, cause that's who I am.
Im a lil quiet when I first meet some people but once I talk to you for awhile I normally hav a lot to say.
Its hard for me to trust people, and to totally open up to people.
I think I'm a pretty awesome person.
I call things/people retarded, mental, mentally challanged, queer, gay, fags, things like that. Sometimes I use them as terms of enderment, sometimes I dont. Sometimes Ill say I hate you, I want to kill you, I am going to shoot you in the titty. I am just kidding. And if you have a problem with me saying these things, well hunny, its simple, grow the fuck up and learn to take a joke because there is a thing called the real world my dear, and when people there say these things to you theyre not going to be joking.
I tend to make people think I have no worries, and am I always happy; but inside most of the time I am not. I dont like to talk about my feelings, simply because, things bother me so much I cry. And I hate crying in front of people. But most times when I am with my friends they make me forget about my other issues, so then I am truly happy.I also tend to make people think I am so confident in myself, when truly, I am not. In some things I am, but I have doubts of people/my friends really liking me.
I laugh at stupid things.
Dont Blame Me. You Brought This Pain On Yourself
Yes, it is true. Im one of those people who laugh when the ketchup bottle is almost empty an you squeeze it an it makes a fart noise. Actually, I crack up, yes I make farting noises, yes I prank call people, yes I talk like a retard, yes my favorite word is penis, yes you might think I am immature for these things; but trust me Im not. Now youre probably thinking "WHAT, how is that possible?" Oh trust me my dear, it is it is, because me and my friends have pulled it off.
They Asked Me To Describe Myself And I Replied With "I Have Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Im A Girl Whos In Love With A Boy Who If You Asked Wouldnt Know What My Hair Color Is"
No, Im probably not like anyone you have ever met before.
E-mail: yupmygmasapimp@aol.com
Gender: Female
Location: Ohio
Occupation: Drama Student
Age: 15
Member Since: April 18, 2005
Answers: 29
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i'm turning 16 soon and i was wondering what are some jobs that hire 16 yr olds that arnt too public...lol i mean like not mcdonalds where everyone goes. thanks =) (link)
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Maybe a kaddy for golfers?
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Well i like this guy and ive liked him for ages, he says he likes me but his got a girlfriend. He always says his going to leave her and i fool for it. then when im not interested he will try it on. but i really like him i mean when im around him i feel me and him are meant to be i know it sounds stupid question but what should i do should i just move on and forget about him please help. (link)
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Tell him that if he really likes you then why does he have a girlfriend? And if hes just like "oh well I like her too, blah blah blah." then let him know that if he really did like you or his girlfriend then he wouldnt lead you both on like this. Let him know that he needs to decide between the two of you because its not fair for either of you. If he picks her then you need to get over him and Im telling you that if he ever does break up with this girl and comes runnning back to back to you DO NOT get with him because chances are that if hell lead you on like this when he has a girlfriend when you are his girlfriend hell lead you on.
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So there is this guy i've been likeing for awhile now, and i know he knows i like him. But hes a ladies man and he flirts with all the girls we hang out with (oh by the way we hang out at the same place at school) anyways yesturday my friend was telling me that whenever he walks by me he looks at me like he want to start a coversation but doesnt know what to say so i text him on my phone (yesturday) and there is still no reply. I really like him and i really dont know what to do. I want to do something about it nut i dint want to sound desperate. Can someone give me ideas of what to do or explain to me if he is ever going to call or text me. Thanks (link)
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maybe next time he gives you a look give him a little smile, and if he smiles back thats a good sign. maybe he just doesnt have a lot of minutes and thats why he didnt text you back. i would text him again if he smiles back.
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ok well my best friend set me up on a blind date with her boyfriends best friend. well we hugged and we cuddled in the movie and i gave him a hug at the end of the date and i thought everything was fine but his friends didnt think so and hes saying im prude because i didnt kiss him. should i have done more i mean i would have but i mean i didnt want to take it to far on a blind date and i always wanted the guy to make the move i was never to (btw i have never hadeout before)so i wasnt sure if it would go there i was worried i would mess up! please help! (link)
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You did the right thing. You did what you felt right. It doesnt matter if he thinks youre a prude or not, you should never do something you are not comfortable with. If this guy is calling you a prude because you didnt kiss him then he isnt a guy you want to be with anyways. If he was a nice guy who liked you for you he would go as slow as you want in the relationship.
Never think it's your fault for a guy not liking you. You do not have to change for anyone, one day you will meet a guy that likes you for you and not for how fast you do things with a guy.
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Im going to Warped Tour and it'll be my first time going to a concert like this (my parents finally let me go!) Anyways, I was just wonder if you've been in a mosh pit before. Whats it like? And like what happends. Will I get hurt? Just like full detail and everything about! Thanks in advance! (link)
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I mosh pit all the time because we have rock shows at our school every weekend.
When youre in a mosh pit youre way out of control, you dont make yourself move people bouncing off of you make you move. You normally jump around in it, thats probably the only movement you do by yourself.
Yes its so much fun. Yes you will 99.9% of the time get hurt. But that is whats so much fun about a mosh pit. When you hurt someone you dont really even stop to say sorry because the people in the mosh pit know that youre gonna get hurt. But the pain is worth it.
Im not sure about a big mosh pit like one at the Warped Tour though because that Im sure is going to be a lot of people. Just try not to get into big mosh pits, stick to the little ones.
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ok...there is this guy i like n he likes me...i need 2 prove 2 him i like him...so im going 2 kiss him...what are different ways 2 pull someone in for a kiss so it will be aggresive but also romantic and sweet...i have thought of like...pulling him towards me by his shirt and then gently touching his cheek n softly kissing him. trust me that he wants me 2 be aggressive and romantic n sweet...all i want advice on are as many different ways u can come up with 2 pull him in for a kiss...thanx luv yaz bye (link)
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A guy did this to me once and I thought it was cute and also sexy. Pull him over and put your around him and just like be talking to him and all of a sudden just put your hand on his cheek turn his head towards yours and kiss him.
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Okay, you've probably heard this question being asked a million times, but I honestly need to know what to do. So there's this guy I like, who we'll call "D" ... and he knows I like him and everything (I'm positive of this too) and consequently, in the past few weeks, my friend "Lissa" has grown a liking for as well. He knows she likes him too. And I'm like really tight with his best friend "Anthony" and D tells Anthony that he doesnt like Lissa, yet he's all over her. And it's not like it's only me and Lissa that like him, a lot of girls do. But I just hate the fact that he can be up against Lissa and flirt with her n have his hands on her hips and everything and lead her on like that, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I mean - I know this sounds selfish but, I like him and he knows that. I'm not saying he shouldn't be with other girls, cause if he doesn't like me, there's not much I can do about that... but if he claims he doesn't like her and he's just 'bored' then why does he do that? What should I do? How do I get him to be all over me? =/ (link)
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Well a guy like this is probably not a good guy to attract anyways. Trust me, Ive had plenty guys like this and you just get your heart broken.
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alright well yesterday i was at my baby cousins birthday party yesterday and me and my older cousin whos my age were sitting there talking to my mom and my aunt jackie, and my aunt comes storming out of the house and my moms like, who are you looking for? and shes like, YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND and she like screamed it and ran over and started yelling at him. so me and my cousin who were on the deck go over and jump in the pool and go over to listen to whats going on. well my aunt gets pissed off and walks away so me and my cousin go over to my dad. so hes telling us whats going on and this is what happened::
well my aunt whos daughter the party was
for was crying because her daughters
father was being an asshole and saying
shit, so my other aunt goes into the
house shooting her mouth off and my dads
name comes up.. so my dad goes in and
tells her to stop bringing him into
everything and that his name shouldnt
have been brought up at all.. so he went
and sat with my cousin who i was hanging
out with's brother, and thats when my
aunt came out freaking out on him.
now, this pissed me off. ALOT. because my dad does nothing but help them and they treat him like shit.. and well, my dad had every right to do what he did didnt he? and i have every right to be mad dont i? (link)
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Yeah, I dont think it was your dads fault at all. And yes, you do have a right to be mad; but just remember its your dads arguement and you have no reason to get in it. I think if you did get into it it would just start more drama.
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I was just putting a tampon in for the first time. I was supposed to go swimming today but I just got it. It's light for now. I followed the directions on the box but it hurt sooooo bad!! I did it a second time and it was the same. It even hurt to pull it out. The directions said if it feels uncomfortable it's not in far enough. It was in far as it could go though. I relaxed when I did it but it still hurt really really bad. It hurts awhile after I take it out. I want to go swimming but I don't think I can. I used the Lites/Junior if you're wondering. Is there something wrong with me?? =( (link)
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Its gonna hurt your first time putting in a tampon, hun.
To make sure you have it in all way remember that your fingers your holding the aplicator of the tampon with should hit your vagina before you push to put the actual tampon in.
But no doubt, first time youre using a tampon its gonna hurt.
Good luck.
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Hi my mom used to have cancer and got surgery and now she can't play anymore what should i do
love adrienne (link)
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Try to be there for her and understand that she needs to recover right now. Maybe find other things you guys can do like play cards or board games? Maybe you guys could rent a bunch of movies and make popcorn and just spend the whole day/or stay up all night watching movies.
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Hey,
My friend *Chrissy* and has been lying to her parents about her boyfriend *Jack*. See Chrissy is 12 and gonna be 13 in December. So when i was at Chrissy's house she told her cousin that she had a boyfriend and they were making out. Chrissy trusted her cousin so she didnt feel like her cousin was gonna tell. Of course her cousin told her parents and her parents had a fit, not because she was seeing someone, but because she's been making out with Jack. So they told her to stop kissing or she cant go out with Jack. I just recently talked to Chrissy and she said that she's gonna complain to her shrink about it cause kissing is a normal thing in life, it's just her parents think she's too young to date. She's fed up on being called little and young so she has been lying to her parents and making out with Jack all she wants. Should i stop Chrissy? or should i encourage Chrissy to tell her shrink to tell her parents that she needs to learn her own lessons in life? But the hard part is Chrissy wont listen if people tell her no in this situation cause she REALLY loves Jack- nothing could keep them apart. What should i do for Chrissy?! help!!
*Jill* (link)
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You should encourage Chrissy to talk to her shrink, its a normal thing for girls to date and kiss. I used to have the same problem with my parents until I talked to my shrink about it and she explained to them that its normal blah blah blah and now Im allowed to do these things. Most definatly tell her to tell her shrink.
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I have been needing to go pee more than 3 times a day...is that bad? And doesn't it take abour 6 hrs or so to digest? (link)
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Im sure you shouldnt be worried. You should only be worried if all of a sudden you have to pee more than normal, and/or it hurts when you pee, and/or there is blood in your pee. That could mean you have a bladder infection.
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i'm really into bright colors and matching my make up with my clothes and such.
my question is what are some stores where i can get really cute clothese , i dont want like AE and abercrombie and stores like that im into fashion alot but i cant seem to find any stores around here that have unique clothes. thanks (link)
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You could do what I do, cut up your clothes and make unique. Sometimes you cut up the sides and tie them, cut off the very top where it fall onto your shoulders, or cut off the bottom of it and wear a shirt under that one.
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well..i just started a job as a hostess and i have to wear black pants and a white shirt.
i was wondering where would be the best place to look for these? somewhere cheap and stylish (link)
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Deb's has really cute black pants and they usually have good sales.
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are men (guys) supposed to masterbate? (link)
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Yes, its probably the most normal thing a male could do. Everyone has before or still does do it, theyd be lying if they said they didnt.
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Dudes
How can I get my mom to let me get my ears pierced? She says I have to wait until I'm fsxking 16! I just turned 15 two days ago!!! She says people would say I look like a sissy. Ok. Well, only the shallow asshats would actually say that out loud, and even then I don't care. They can bite me. But she says I have to wait until the age even SHE got them! 1) I am not a woman 2) I am not my mother.
M/15. I'm just /curious/ as to how I would look in them! If I dont like them I could just let it cover up. I seriously don't see her logic in this other than the usual parent crap 'I want you to be just like me and grow up the same way.'
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Explain to your mom that it is your body, your decision. And if you want to go through with the piercing of your ears "and deal with people calling you a sissy" then youll deal with what anyone says. Explain to her that you're mature enough not to care what people think. (Even though I seriously doubt anyone is going to have a problem with you being a boy and having your ears pierced.) Maybe say that you will pay for it. But explain to her in a normal tone dont yell or your mom will just be thinking "oh its just another teenager acting out."
Good Luck.
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I am friends with the most popular girls in school but sometimes it seems like they dont want me around. I dont know what im doing wrong. I have always wanted to be friends with them. My best friend doesnt talk to me when they're around and i dont know why.How can i be better friends with them? (link)
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I remember those days when I used to want to be part of "the in crowd". You have to realize that you should'nt want to be friends with these girls just because they're "popular".
Your best friend probably feels left out because she is probably getting the idea that you would rather hang out with them instead of you. Or maybe she realizes that these popular girls are not all as theyre cracked up to be.
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I found this awesome xanga that i just go crazy over! It has this song that i love! I have no clue what it is called! The person does not have a music play list! Does anyone know how to get the name of the song?? Please help! i rate high!
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Comment on one of their entries in the xanga asking them what the name of the song is and I'm sure they will be nice enough to comment the answer back.
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My friends and I are trying to get this one boy from my classical music class to start to appreciate rock music and rap music, pop music etc. He isn't responding to most of it and is giving answers to rap music like, "You don't know what he's saying!!" Is there an easy way to introduce him to this type of music? (link)
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Like everyone else says, people can like what they like; just because you like something doesnt mean everyone has to or is going to like it. Let the poor kid be.
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14/ f..ok to start out i've been with the guy for a little over a month. im really talkative but i still chock up cuz sometimes im not sure he really likes me. he has a hard time expressing himself and he has a phone-phobia. is it wrong for the girl to call everytime. i dont call everyday but i feel like im being pushy since i was the one that asked him out. what your view? thanx. (link)
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Well hun, he did say yes to going out with you so that is a good sign that he does like you. Maybe he is just nervious, or shy. Give him some time, keep talking a lot and ask him questions or talk about topics that get him talking too. Good luck.
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