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My name is McKenzie and I'm a freshman at Reedley College, I love to help people out with problems and to write. I want to be a writer someday. I love to make friends. Ask any question and I'll attempt to answer it.


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15/f

me and my boyfriends one year is coming up in october. i don't know if i should get him something i mean i want to i just don't know what. any ideas? i need some good ones, something cute. i know he has something planned too so yeah any ideas would be wonderful!

thanks a lot =]

You could plan a special evening for just the two of you. Or take him out somewhere and do something. What are you good at? Making him laugh, cooking, etc. Something like that. Movies are always a fun night out.
Good luck!
Hope I helped!

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22/m

sexy??

or slutty??

lets vote!!!!

im trying to firgure out if im the only guy who finds them slutty.

I personally do not like them, but other people love them. SLUTTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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well im new at school but ive met a good amount of pple but anyway what i really need tips on is how to get invited to a party!! i havent been to one in a while and i really wanna go to one! thanks :)

Start hanging out with more people, let them get to know you and they'll start inviting you more places. Call them on the phone and ask them what they are doing for the weekend. Be intrested in what they are doing and you just might get invited to a special party!
Good luck! Hope I helped!

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Hi guys how are ya'll doing? I just wanted to ask if ya'll thought that I was freaky. So I'm a tomboy and a bounch of girls have been teasing me. I never wear my hair down, I play football and basketball, all of my friends are boys and the girls at school wont stop teasing me because of it! They call me lesbian, stupid, and one of them said "Who are you going to the dance with...oh wait no one would want a mud coverd bitch as a dance partner". So what should I do about this they are really hurting my feelings? Please help I really apreciate it if anyone answers thanks.

My advice: Be who you want to be and don't try to please anyone but yourself. It is a shame that they treat you this way becuase you sound like a lot of fun!

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How do you make a bibliography for websites? And do you have to make one listing pictures? We're doing a project and the teacher's making a bibliography 15 marks and some are for proper format. What if there's more than one way? Is there a American way and a Candian way?

http://www.noodletools.com/

Hope I helped!

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How do you block your number from caller Id?

*67 then number that you're calling.

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I really love to be tickled. The problem is that I am almost never tickled. I try to start up tickle fights, but it never lasts long. How can i make it known that i am ticklish without being obvious? How can I get my friends to tickle me?

Start the tickle fight and don't let up. Let them know that you want to be in on the action. Good luck! Hope I helped!

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Past 2 nights I've very cramped up & light headed. I'm due for my period any day now because of my signs of getting my period- tender breast, cramps, pmsing. Do you think it may be causing dizzyness? I've never had dizzyness like this before. it's not pregnacy either cause i'm still a virgin haha.

Dizziness could be a sign that your period nay be starting. I'd keep a few pads/tampons handy just in case. You period should be over in a couple weeks. Hope I helped!

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my brother and i were in car accident recently and i was driving and totaled my brand new escalade. my brother told the police and our parents that he was the one driving so i wouldnt get in trouble since i had only had my licnese for a few months and he has had his for about 6 years. i feel horrible about the whole thing. should i tell my parents the truth or just let it be?

My advice would be to tell the truth. They'll be a lot harder on you if they figure out you lied about the whole thing. Just suck it up and do it. They'll understand.
Hope I helped!

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so i was wondering. i masturbate every once in a while. i'm a grl by the way. and i notice that i really get turned on by female porn pictures. does that mean i'm bisexual? or is this normal?

I think its normal. You're just curious that's all. There's nothing wrong with being bisexual either. If you start to develop feelings toward the same sex, you may be bisexual. Looking at gay pron doesn't automatically make you bi. Curiousity killed the cat lol. If you have any more questions, my myspace is on my site. Feel free to ask me anything you want, I'll be glad to help.


Hope I helped hun!

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alrite so i want this jacket really badly

http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10101&catalogId=10851&parentCategoryId=12103&childCatgroupId=12103&categoryId=12172&productId=2&langId=-1

but my mom said we just dont have the money this year. she said i could get a job to earn money for it. i can babysit my neighbors but if i ask i dont want to be like "i need a new jacket so can i babysit ur kids" cuz then they would feel they had to go out like EVERY weekend. i need help SOON

Maybe go out and find a job. Look in the Want ads. Or ask your mom if you helped around the house if she would pay you. Hope you get the jacket!

Hope I helped!

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ok... well i left my video game (kingdom hearts) at a friend's house for a few months. My friend didn't play it but his little brother did. Well, his little brother left it out all of the time, and it got the heck scratched out of it. I haven't played it for a really long time, and now i want to. BUT, i cant because i cannot start a new game, because the in the very beginning scene... * that u cannot skip through *.... int he very beginning it like freezes... and its really making me mad... is there anyway to fix this??? please answer soon thanks...




chase

Make the guy pay for another one.

hope i helped♥

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15/f freshman

Okay so ihave a larger chest than most girls my age. (i'm a 32 C)Its not that i hate my boobs or that they make me feel insecure though.It just bothers me when people say something about them or stare... My problem is that everyone stares at them! Just today i was in studyhall and an upper classmen asked me how old i was. I told him that he was 15 and he looked super shocked! Then he told my friend tommy that i had huge boobs! Even my boyfriend has said something about them before! Its not as if i try to show them off or anything like that. I honestly don't see why they're so great!


So my question is...... how do i get people(guys) to stop staring at my chest?

(and dont say tutrlenecks or something dumb like that!)

Thanx in advanced!

I would just embrace it but if it makes you feel really uncomfortable, give them a dirty lok to really set them off.

Hope I helped hun!

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what should i do with my dead ipod? are there any places i can send it in for money or a rebate on a new one? its a pink 2nd generation mini. thanks!

well you should have a warranty on it, depending on how long it was. If you really want to get rid of it, i'm sure you can send it in somewhere like a target.

Hope I helped!

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16/f

My friend and I want to throw an awesome Halloween party but we don't know where to start. A lot of people are going to be there so it can't be lame. Any ideas?

Well try some games like Spin The Bottle is aiways fun. When people walk in, creepy music should be playing. Later, watch a scary movie and party favors should be Halloween themed.

Hope I helped!

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Okay I personally am a dark person. I love vampires and reading musty books and listening to goth music and I like wearing the color black. Now heres the problem my mom won't let me buy black clothes and I don't know what to do. She won't let me get black nail polish or let me wear eyeliner but I really want to. What should I do? Also my room is really disgusting. In the morning I have very very very very light pink walls and in the evening it looks coffee with creme curtains how do I make it look more gothic or punk. I really want to show my mom that I'm not a normal kid and that she can't change it.

Just sneak the eyeliner to school or borrow a friend's and put it on there. About your room, explain to your mom how you want to redo it and if she doesn't let you, expalin that it would give you a sense of belonging.

Hope I helped!

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ok well i have had black teachers and every class ive been in a class with a black teacher (only females) i end up hating that class even thought its my favorite school subject.and i also hate the way they talk i mean their accent and the way they move. but i do have some black friends (males and females) and i dont have any problems with them we hang out and go places and just do stuff

OK so what's your question. If your having trouble adjusting, just deal. Try to put yourself in their shoes and think of how diffucult it would be if you were them.

Hope I helped

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I used to work at Walmart, until yesterday when I got fired for stealing $50 out of the cash register, to buy a present for my boyfriend for his birthday.

I loved my job more then anything, like it didn't even feel like a job, just because I had so many friends there, and going there was actually fun. I have to pay them back the money & stuff, so I'm not worried about anything happening, because we've already discussed it.

But it's really hard to get over. My parents are so disapointed in me, because my mom told me when I started the job, "Never to steal, you'll ALWAYS get caught." Obviously I didn't listen to her advice, but I just don't know what to say to them anymore, I know it's going to take time. But what can I do to gain their trust back? I get good grades in school, I'm always doing good things for other people, this just happened to be something bad that occured and I got caught.

Please help, I'd really appreciate it.
16/female.

Thanks.

First of all, it is wrong to steal. But whatever, I'm not here to lecture. What I will do is help you. Pay the money back, apologize to the manager and do anything you can for your parents. Eventually it'll blow over and hopefully you'll have your job back.
Hope I helped!

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I have $200 to spend on a digital camera. I want it to be cool [like the slim ones] and have the option of taking pictures and recording short videos. What kind should I get and how many megapixels should I get? Thanks.

Well my friend got a camera for $150 but i don't know where she got it or how many pixels it has. It was like really small and slim so hope I helped!

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i have no clue how to get an xanga layout.. i mean uhh its confuseing ! can you please explain it.. i have codes and everything but i get confused where to put it and it always says the changes aren't saved.. please help me how to do it !!!!! i'm beggin you.

XO ME

You have to find a layout site.Once you finds a site, find a layout and there's a code on it. Copy the code and go back to your site and click Look and Feel. Paste it into Website Header and then it should show up on your site.

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