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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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I don't know what to do with him! I found out from my bff that my bf made a facebook group thing about our relationshp. I went and red a few things on it and it is personal and nothing anybody should know but us so I told him I knew he had a secret he was keeping from me but not what it was so he would tell me or something but he didn't. i kinda thought that he posted stuff and didn't think it was bad and I wanted to give him chances to say so but he just said he didnt have no secrets so i went back to read the rest and he had made it private only so now it is hidden from me.

I guess what I am asking is if he didn't think this was wrong why did he hide it when i found out? He still denies everything and now i got no proof because i cant see it anymore!!! i have been crying about this and i feel betrayed like he has a secret life on facebook or something! should i stay with him if he isn't going to be honest and still hides things?

Sorry if this is too long! (link)
First things first, you need proof. I know that you're not crazy and YOU know you're not crazy, but you're not going to be able to corner the boy if you don't have proof. Is there anyone you know and trust that is 'friends' or whatever with this group on facebook? Ask them to try to log on the page to see anything. If they can see what he's posting, hit the "Print Screen" button on your keyboard, located at the top, directly to the right of the keys that say F1-F12. Then open Paint and click "Paste" then the screen should pop up. Print out that page- there's your proof.

Nextly, think through want you want to say to him. Practice it in your head. Be calm, be clear, and be direct. Keep that print out near you, guard it like a newborn. Everytime he does something cute or nice, remember that he also put your business on the internet- Facebook,no less.

Take your proof to him. Tell him what you know- there's a group, he started it, and you want it deleted. It's a gigantic invasion of privacy and could get you in trouble in the future. What if you applied for a job somewhere in the future and your potential boss looked you up? He wants to know that you're responsible and good for the job, not how well you give oral sex. See what I mean?

If your boyfriend doesn't delete the group, contact Facebook admin. They're there for a reason.

Then,if it were me, I'd cut my losses and leave. You can't trust him. He's hiding the page because he knows its wrong,but it makes him feel good,all the same.

I hope this works out for you, regardless of what you decide to do.


last year me and this guy were close n we liked eachother but never told eachother . this year he changed and flirts with evry single girl including me . even though he write the same stuff to me as the other girls does he actually have any feelings for me ? i am a female 13 years old . he is a male 15 years old . (link)
Dear, I hate to be the one to break it to you... but he's a 15 year old boy. You said it yourself that you aren't the only girl he's flirting with. Do yourself a gigantic favor and don't waste your time on him. You're young, you have plenty of time to deal with jerks, don't get ruined on the very first one.


Ok i'm going to be 18 on July 10th and there is this dude named Jason who I like and he likes me too...he says that I have all the qualities he wants and in a girl and he just makes me feel real good...but there's a huge problem...He is 27!!!! ahhh I don't know wut to do!! I think when ur 18 ur legal, but still is it bad gettin involved w/him? I'm real confused! (link)
Once you turn 18 you are legal, yes, but that might not make this relationship any better an idea. Consider all of the things you're looking for in the next five years, then consider what he might be wanting in the next five years. Are those two things remotely similar? I'm not saying that this relationship is doomed for failure... but be careful. He's experienced so many more things than you, and chances are that regardless of the qualities he wants and likes in you, you won't always see eye to eye.



if you saw your husband sending messages to other girls lets say thru facebook or myspace etch and he wrote "hey bby let me get your aim or msn,your a cutie" while being with you would you get mad?? but without him knowin you check his thing . (link)
It's not cool that you went through his private things, so shame shame for that. But it'd be pretty upsetting to most partners to see or hear that kind of talk. Confront your husband. First apologize for peaking, you realize that you shouldn't have.. but you valued your relationship with him enough that you had to see if there was a problem. Obviously straight up asking him before you peaked wouldn't have helped anything because he probably would've lied about it.
Ask him to go to therapy with you. Even if nothing is going wrong, this could be a big stumbling block in your relationship, just to forget the harsh feelings you'll undoubtedly have towards each other. If he's not interested in some sort of therapy, go alone.


okay im female 16 and have only had boyfriends
but lately ive been looking at lesbian porn :S i enjoy it .. does this mean im bi??? (link)
This means you're a curious sixteen year old female. There's nothing wrong with exploring or figuring out what you like and don't like. As long as what you're doing is safe and not breaking laws or house rules, no one should have a problem with what you're doing in your bedroom with the door closed.

...But remember, I said SAFE, not unlawful and not breaking house rules- those are the keywords here.

But hey, even if you are bisexual, that's not a big deal either. Chances are though (if you're worried about it, I mean) you'll grow out of it.



what's something you can say to a guy to make him yours forever, well not forever but just to make him stay with you. (link)
You can't MAKE someone stay with you, BUT! you can help your chances of staying with them by appreciating them. Compliment them, be honest with them, and laugh with them. That always helps.


My boyfriend has recently started talking to an ex girlfriend of his. I could see them talking for long periods of time when they first got in touch with eachother, but she calls him all day and texts him all hours of the morning. She's even sent pictures of herself to him. When I ask him questions about her he gets mad and tells me to get out of his face. Recently he started locking his phone. He's told me they are just friends, but he's lied about a conversation they had for over 2 hours while he was golfing. I know that this girl has feelings for him, but could he be having feelings for her too. I don't know what they talk about when I'm not there. Now when she calls he doesn't answer her calls if I'm there. Should I be concerned? We've been together for 4 years. (link)
If I were you, I would be concerned. You aren't psycho and you aren't acting irrationally. You've been together four years- long enough to be paying phone bills together, among other things. This means you get a say. You don't get to cut him off from his former life, but you're allowed to say when something makes you uncomfortable. This makes you uncomfortable. If I were you, I'd start preparing myself for a fight. If you meant enough to him that he'd stay with you for four years, you should also mean enough to him that he takes your opinion into account and answers your calls. Tell him that you haven't been snooping but it's kind of pathetic that he can't hide his actions better than that, since you can see his activities on-line.

Have a talk with him. If he's not willing to at least let this other girl know that he's unavailable and uninterested, then you've got a problem.


why cant i have a gurlfriend (link)
You will, one day. You can't really force these things though. It'll happen when it's supposed to. [:


So last night,in a nutshell my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me.I know it wasn't that long of a time period,but it was the longest relationship I've ever had because I've never had one before! He's never had a serious one like me either. He told me the reason for him breaking up with me is because "he needs space ,he feels like he sees me as a really good friend,and that he doesn't like me as much as he used to" . While we were dating,we were together 24/7 (which i guess was a bad thing). We'd fight on occasion about typical couple fights but never anything too serious.We always were so happy and laughing and doing fun things all the time.He doesn't drive/have a car and I do ,...so i would drive him and his friends around and we'd go so many places all the time and I'd buy him stuff..I basically treated him like a king and I cared to much (which he said I did) .He told me that he "swears to god on the bible ,im the most amazing girl he's ever met" and he said that i'm so cute and whatnot.At first he said he wanted to take just a "break" but then kinda changed his mind. I was sooo blindsighted by this because I had no intentions or had any idea that there was something wrong with our relationship,so our breaking up was completely random.I was so close with his family and friends and they all said " to keep me because im such a good girl" but I just want him back.I did hangout with him and get in his personal space wayyyy to much and when he confronted me about it,we didn't hangout for like one day and then went back to being around eachother all the time.His brother is down from college and he's supposed to go up to the college for a few days (we are on spring break) and then come back and im hoping that's when he will maybe start to miss me.He told me he loved me several times,cried over me in front of my face and was just always there for me so I don't know why this was happening.Do you think maybe soon he'll try and come back? What should I do if he talks to me? (link)
Boys are stupid sometimes, that's just how it is. Now, I'm not saying anything purely against them, because sometimes girls are stupid too.

Give him some space. I know how hard it is to not text him or call him or be next to him when you were practically inseparable (trust me, I know this from experience) for a few months, but let him figure himself out. If he comes back- that's fantastic, I hope it works out... but if he doesn't come back, then it wasn't meant to be. It's cruel and it's awful and it hurts like hell... but if it was meant to be, he wouldn't jerk you around constantly.

If he talks to you, keep your composure. You're a lady, remember? You're classy, you know how to handle yourself. Remember this! You don't NEED him, you just like having him around. Don't be bitter, don't snap at him. Just talk to him. He didn't mean to hurt you, he just wanted to be honest with you, after all, and you can't blame someone for telling the truth.

Things get complicated when you know each other's families or if you share mutual friends or anything of the sort, but try not to make people pick sides. No one has to be miserable in this, really.

But remember- SPACE. He warned you of this. Let him come to YOU. If he does- it's good news.


the guy im dating's kisses are pretty gross, he is alot bigger than me and he slobbers from my chin to over my nose its pretty bad.. i told him follow my lead, close ur mouth, just relax and all that kind of stuff but he doesnt seem to really get it. how can i teach him or show him how. i already give tips sweetly as we kiss, and i do hold through even though its very gross on my part and to be nice. its to the point i move away from a simple peck kiss pretty quick because i dont want him to start that.. but haha any advice?? (link)
Try to make it a game like simon says. That way, you don't hurt his ego, but you get as much pleasure as you'd like.

Tell him that if he wants to kiss you, he's going to have to kiss you -insert certain preference here- and if you don't think it's acceptable then he doesn't get any more kisses. Make him close his eyes so he can't see you coming, and show him- slowly- exactly how you want it and repeat the process.

It doesn't matter exactly how you do it, just be patient with him. Make it fun, keep it lighthearted and don't hurt the poor boy just because he isn't as experienced as you'd like. [:


I am A 36 year old Gay man who has been in a relationship for over 7 months. We hit it off right away, and everything was going good. I then found A profile on a friend sight that he was single and looking for action, I have even him caught him chatting to other guys in a sexual nature, but he states that the profile was only a joke, and that I should not take it serious, because I am the only one for him. Even though he knows I am not happy about his profile, he still hasn't changed it. On top of that, Our sexual relationship is almost non existant, unless I make the first move. I am also the one who always calls him, he never makes an effort to call me, And he still keeps a picture of his ex in his wallet. Everything he tells me reassures that he cares about me, But his actions tell a different story. He has been in long term relationships in the past, and has been hurt just like anybody else, I know he also has a problem with alcohol. Do you think I am dating someone who Is not ready to settle down and have a commitment, Or someone who is not into me? (link)
Sweetheart, you know you deserve better than this. You shouldn't have to be chasing down some guy that sounds like he just isn't that into you anymore. A good boyfriend would have made a change in their life if they knew that it meant that much to you, and he didn't. He doesn't have to erase every ex out of his life forever, but you should be high enough up there on his priority list and you clearly aren't. I think it's time to move on and prove to him that you don't have to chase anyone down, they'll come to you. ;]


this kid really really likes me, i kinda like him.
but the problem is i dont wanna be made fun of with him because hes not really the best lookin of kid. and i dont know. i might not like him cuz of this. i dont know what i think! give me some advice to cheer me up! and just get over that fact. im looking at his personality, not his outer appearance.

i dont think this is a very big problem but i could use some help.
thanks. (link)
Definitely don't think about whatever other people think. Not everyone will always approve of what you do- but you aren't living to make them happy. You should live to make YOU happy. If you think this kid has a good personality and you allow yourself to like him, you will either get over the shallow part of you (because let's face it, we can all be shallow sometimes) and get to know him more, or you won't be able to get over the fact that he doesn't look like Orlando Bloom, and you'll break it off and move on.


Okay so I was in an amazing relationship with this guy Kris and it was total bliss but at the end of the summer I kinda broke it off since I felt like it was just a summer fling or whatever. Anyways both of us had the mutual feeling of sadness and what not. So today after rowing practice I was walking to Starbucks with all my friends and I saw him walking up the street with some chick. For some weird reason I kinda felt angered by it and they suddenly stopped walking as my friends and I were about to pass them. They said their good byes (I think) and she continued to walk past us giving me like a bitch stare or whatever and Kris went inside our school's pool area but before that we passed him and he stared at me for like 5 seconds then continued walking. I was like WTF. I mean I thought I was over him... guess not? Maybe that's why I kinda felt angered by it? This by the way would be the second time I saw him hanging out with this chick and mind you this chick is ugly as fuck. (link)
Maybe you aren't over him, there's nothing wrong with that. But if this guy has a girlfriend, then you should stay classy, and let it end on it's own. If you so desire, you can casually tell your guy that you're interested, but you aren't looking to steal some other girl's man.

Don't be 'the other woman' for some guy, though. If he can't realize who the better catch is, that's his fault- not yours, and you should move on.


Okk.
Well i like this dudee. (lets call him blahh..haha)
well i like bahh. But he has a girlfriendd...he knows i like himm but like he talks to me 24/7! Like he texts me out of nowhere..and on myspacee talks to me all the timee.
And idkk if he likes me backk and i dont wanna ask blahh..soo help? (link)
It doesn't matter how much you like him as long as he has a girlfriend. If he already knows you like him, there really isn't anything you can do until he's single again.


how do you make a guy that you like and dont know think that youre normal and like you? (link)
Meet him. Talk to him. Hang out with him. Don't stalk him, just make it known that you're available. You can't MAKE anybody like you, though.


ive been dating my boyfriend for almost 3 months and im soo happy with him. we havent said "i love you" yet because we both want to really mean it when we do. and we're moving kind of slow, which i like and im not complaining. i was just wondering how long does it usually take before couples get sexual? (not actually having sex just like feeling up and all of that) we're moving the way we want but i just want to get an idea of what other couples are like so any stories or experiences would be appreciated =)

16/f (link)
I was with my boyfriend a month or two before we started getting sexual, and like, five-ish months before we first had sex. Maybe that'll give you an idea?

Totally go at your own pace,though.


How do you know your in love? (link)
This question's almost as hard to answer as the 'What's an orgasm feel like?' question. You can't stop thinking about the person- and when you do, it's with a smile on your face. Your stomach feels like you have butterflies in there. You're comfortable around the person, 100% percent. You can tell them your deepest, darkest, dirtiest secret, and they'll be okay with it. You just want to be around them every second of every day. You just want to be close to them and experience amazing things with them. You want to be there when they're sad, because you want to protect them from harm's way. It's hard to explain, but maybe that will give you an idea. You don't always realize that you're falling in love until you're already in it.


I really like this guy and I told him. but it turns out he has a girlfriend *cries*
when I found out I was completely heart broken, but I felt a PHYSICAL pain as well, has anyone else ever felt that when they were heartbroken?
also, i need help getting over him
and help so we can still be friends (he completely ignores me now *cries*) help me please ='[ (link)
Everyone hurts in different ways. Some feel physical and emotional pain, whereas others may just feel one or the other. Time helps you get over him, although right now time probably seems frozen to you. Distance yourself from him for a little bit. Give yourself time to heal. Hang out with friends, get a new hobby, do a craft-- anything that will get your mind off of him for a while. Then, and only then (when you've gotten past the tears and the physical ache) should you let yourself approach him. Watch what you say! you may regret sounding desperate later.
Tell him no hard feelings, everything happens for a reason, and get on with it.


my best friends ex wants to go down on me and my best friend knows but she dont care cause she is with someone else but the thing is i really have a hard time not getting attached to a guy once we get sexual in anyway so im kinda scared to let him although it feels so good and its hard for me to say no and the only reason we havent done it yet is cause we only talked over the phone about it but he wants to do it next time we see each other im scared that he will think im clingy or psycho or something if i get to close to him you know!! help please!!! (link)
Get to know the boy personally before you let him into your pants, regardless of how good it feels. There are a billion more people on earth, if this one boy doesn't want to get to know you before hand, don't let him.
You don't want to get the reputation of being easy, just because it feels good. There's no telling what kind of things [these days] that people could have.


female
13 years old.

Zack. Zack Garrett. I love him with all my heart, and I know what any of you reading this are thinking..it'll pass over. Someone else will come along. Well.. I've tried to let go after we broke up. I shunned all contact from him and didn't keep any reminders. Explored the single world you know? Well he was my best love. It's hard to imagine better until it happens.

When shunning him didn't exactly work, and I stopped, all the memories and thoughts of him invaded my mind almost immediately. I currently talk to him, and things are looking up for me again. I think we may hook up.

But this isn't the problem. The problem is, had I really thought of only him for a month straight? Every time I thought or saw romance he popped into my head. Every time I tried to date (or even thought about it for that matter!) I compared them to Zack and decided it wasn't worth it. Everything was HIM. I'd even find myself making up fake conversations or scenarios in my head. When he dated someone else I looked at his girlfriend's profile CONSTANTLY. Read their comments. Looked at their pictures together just to see him. I check in on his life so frequently I know all about all his friends and what he does on weekends! IS THIS NORMAL?

Does every girl think about their ex for a month straight after a break up? Am I obsessed? I feel exactly as in love with him as I did the very first day. It didn't sway in the least. (link)
Hahah, yeah, unfortunately, that's pretty normal. You don't have an obsession with him, [right now, at least] I'd say, you just miss him. They say you can't ever forget your first love, or your first heart break. A lot of people [even after growing up] still have a little soft spot for their first. You're young, don't rush things.




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