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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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Ok I have this very disgusting habit of chewing on things. It started out innocently by chewing on my hair, pencils but now it has progressed to almost everthing. I chew on the strings on my clothes. Drinking straws, Ive chewed through a few pencils and exploded a few pens. I'm not a druggie or anything but idk why i do it. Its like a nervous habit but it is really gross..any ideas on how to stop? (link)
yeah i do the same thing. i also have the habit of taking my pens apart in class. but what i started doing is chewing on my fingers instead. after a while it starts to really hurt and it makes you not wana do it any more, after that you dont really want to chew on anthing anymore, maybe the occasional nible or two, but it really helped me out.


some one just got my password for advicenators and retyped all my answers... i was able to retype them but they weren't as good .. plus i took a lot of time writing them.. they were writing stuff like dont' tell him... so what... etc. mean stuff.. nothign that i would say at all so i was wondering is there was somewhere i could change my password on her.. thanks so much! (link)
profile settings, but since you cannot seem to find it

http://advicenators.com/settings.php


i like this guy in my class and we been friends for the whole yr. it wasnt until the middle of the year till i realized that i had feelings for him. but then he winks at me and stares at me sometimes. and hes given me a massage and hugged me a couple of times. but i dont know. he could be just playing around cause we're friends. how do i know if he's feeling me too? because i think he could be my 1 and only (link)
yeah he likes you, hes probably just too scared to make a real move, you should go for him.


Hey my girlfriend broke up with me like 3 weeks ago but i still love her so much she came over my friends house last night with my friends X and we had like 30 ppl there and she knew all of them but she only talked to me i still love her with all my heart but i dont know what to do should i ask her back out??

I rate high if its good (link)
shes probably being nice, and wants to stay friends. honestly its really a bad idea to go back out with an ex, even if you both still love each other. once you get back together you remember why you all broke up up in the first place, and after a second break up its usualy alot harder to stay friends.


ok well theres 2 guys and lets call them K+J lol well yeah im going out with K but before i went out with K i really im mean really liked J and i think J is going to ask me out agian and i dont think i will be able to say no but im not going to break up with K because i like him alot to and cheeting is not an option for me because i aways tell the truth (to my BF'S) and i dont kno if i still have feelings 4 J or not because he asked me out once before and i had said no because i needed him to meet my mom cuz he waz older then me like 3 years well he meet my mom and i dont kno what to do i like K so much but i like J to i just dont kno how much Help plz.... (link)
most questions with people refered to by single letters get deleted. try your question again with real names, its not like we know who you are so using the peoples names reveals nothing. at least use real names its less confusing.


help!! okay i dont know what to do, for about three weeks now my hair has been falling out in like little clumps and when i wash it or brush it so much hair falls out, i dont know what to do because about half my hair is already gone! its not really noticable that its been falling out though cause my hair was really think to begin with. i eat more than the required enough amount of protien so i was wondering what could be causing this?? could it be my medicene...amitriptyline? please help i will rate 5s for anyone who can help me! (link)
http://aolsvc.health.webmd.aol.com/drugs/mono-7047-AMITRIPTYLINE+WITH+CHLORDIAZEPOXIDE+-+ORAL.aspx?title=AMITRIPTYLINE+WITH+CHLORDIAZEPOXIDE+-+ORAL

taht has all the side effects of your medicine, i didnt see hair loss on there but i might have missed it. use the search feature in case you are taking any other medicine. otehr than that i dont really know, worst case scenario its cancer though from what i know its chemotherapy not the actual cancer taht makes hair fall out.


Just wondering, is it natural to have like, bumps at the base of your penis, where the hair can be? Wanted to know and make sure I dont have some weird ass STD. Never had /any/ kind of sex ever, but I just want to be sure. (link)
really tiny bumps? like smaller than a pimple? i really hope its normal cuz i have them too. thena gain i havent exactly seen alot of penises so i cant tell you any more than that.


well i have this boyfriend named mike and this best friend named brittany. lately brittany has been flirting with mike but mike of course has not been flirting back. she has started lightly hitting him and he would just look at her funny. she even says stuff like "say hi to mikey for me" i don't want to lose her as a best friend and i really really like my boyfriend. and when me and mike hug she starts trying to say i'm cold let me get in the middle. and when we all sit down she like throws mike up and tells him to sit next to her so she could be in the middle. in the middle of me and him! help (link)
maybe she doesnt like mike. maybe she likes you.


This may be a little long, sorry.

I've been with my boyfriend [we are both 18] for almost three years. Ever since he started college, he began experimenting with pills. I honestly don't like people who mess around with drugs, and I've told him that I don't want him poppin pills. He told me he likes the feeling, and that he isn't going to stop until he wants to, whether or not I like it, and if it bothers me that much, that he wont tell me when he does it.

I'm not saying that I want to leave him or anything, but I don't like the fact that he hasn't put my feelings into consideration. He gets mad at me when I get mad at him, and I can't stand that. I'm not the one doing anything wrong, unless caring about him and his health is wrong.

I really don't know how to go about this situation, because it does make me very upset. When he goes to parties, I tend to wonder if he's doing drugs [pills] and I get mad. It's not like I can ask him either, because really, it doesn't make a difference, and I know that, and because he even said it himself, he's not going to tell me when he does it.

Now I feel that there is lack in communication and trust. between him and I. Am I being overprotective? He had said to me before, "watch when you go to college, you'll see how the world is really like, and you're going to experiment in a lot of different things." [I will be attending college this fall] But I know that I wouldn't do drugs because I live in a big city, where drugs are put out in the open, and I haven't tried anything besides weed. Besides, I absolutely HATE people who pop pills.

With that also being said, I'm beginning to feel a type of way because he is one of those people. I don't hate him though and I don't want to end a three year relationship with him just because he is taking pills. I just don't know what to do or say to him anymore.

Please help. Any advice is welcomed. Thank you. (link)
well what kind of pills is he popping? good advice would really depend on that so im gonna break up into three general sections and give advice based on each, add more info for the rest of the people that will answer.

Low Risk pills (ie cafine pills): Ok i really wouldnt worry TOO much because these arent all that bad, extra study time by not sleeping etc, hardly dangerous and hardly worth breaking up over.

Medium Risk (higher chemical stimulants, perscriptions without a perscription IE ridalin): Pretty risky, ask that he not do them when hes with you and you wont have much of a problem.

High Risk (hard drugs IE ecstasy): here is what im thinking is most likely judging by your question. Really dangerous and self dessctructive. If you d leave him he will most likely start doing more, i really hate to put you on the spot like that but it is what it boils down to.

There is another problem though. He really should be more considerate of your feelings, but at the same time you should be more considerate of his. If he isnt doing hardcore dangerous drugs let him be, if it is hardcore you should be making your feeligns known, tell him you love him ut it really maks you feel uncomfortable.


What amount of sperm is needed to be in a female in order for her to get pregnant? (link)
Just 1, about 367,500,000 are in a typical ejaculation.


Do guyz like when girlz make the first move ? and what kind of move do they like when gurlz make it ?! does it turn them on wheneva a girl wants to wrestle? (link)
yes guys like it when girls make the first move, most guys anyways. and yes most guys like to wrestle with girls. what kind of move you make doesnt really matter too much, but the more obvious the better.


You know how people say no guy likes a tease? I am so confused about what that means...I mean what do you do to be a "tease"?
I would really appreciate if you helped thnx!
I to anyone that at least tries to help!
thnx! (link)
a tease is a girl that acts like shes gonna mess around with a guy and thend doesnt


well, here's the thing. my friends were talking about giving head and i was like ehn!? they also said sucking dick, well do you really suck it or what do you do?! i'm really confused, HELP! (link)
no you dont actualy suck on it. its more of an up and downn motion with your mouth on it. if you need more specific details ask me a private question.


Is it normal to have a late period?..like a 2 week-late period?Also,anyone have websites that would answer my questions please? (link)
yes its normal your period will not be fully regualted until your early twenties.


can you get birth control without your parents knowing? and how much does it usually cost? (link)
you can go to planned parenthood and get it for free, parents will never know. you can also go to a store taht sells condoms and buy one, really a better option than the birth control pill, which im pretty sure you need a perscription for in which case your paretns would know.


Okay.. i need some way to cover a hickey.. i have a huge one on my boob.. which is no problem.. but if i get one on my neck.. i need a way to cover it while im around my parents.. Is there any special make up for it? I've tried foundation and concealer.. neither worked.. If you know of anyway to hide it.. besides covering it with my hair.. lemme know!!

Thanks!

P.S. I'm female.. so I have access to all kinds of makeup (link)
press a cold spoon to it


Hey (from a guys POV) do you like to kiss girls with lipgloss on? (link)
mostly we just like kissing girls, but yeah lipgloss is nice especially if its the sweet kind.


ok so i gave my b/f a hand job, and he precummed and after that i rubbed the lips of my pussy.. is there any chance i can get pregnant? (link)
precummed or cummed? big difference their. if he precummed you have a very low chance of being pregnant 5% or so. if it was cum and you actualy touched it to the lips of your pussy were looking at the 50% range. buy a home pregnancy test.


Ok this might sound bad, but I want everyone to think about it. I want to become anorexic, and it's not because I want to be skinny. I'm already pretty thin. The problem is my cheeks(yes face cheeks). They are chubby and not cute at all. I think not eating would make them thinner right? I'm not going to make it a big thing and not eat until I die. Once they get thin ill eat regularly again. Theres no other ways to lose weight in your cheeks right? I mean I know it sounds really dumb to do that but I'm kind of desperate here. Is it that bad? Do you think I can get really sick? Will it work if I become anorexic? (link)
nope wont work. Not eating can actualy make you fatter, i know it sounds weird but its true. Your best bet is to eat healthy, and take in less calories than you expend during the day. Your body needs certain nutrientsto survive. Anorexia does not work for several reasons. Your body contains a chemical calle glycogen stored in various places. Enough to drive your body with little ill effects for about 25 hours. for 25 hours of not eating you will see litterarly zero change in your body. after that the first thing to go is your muscles on your arms and legs. then your chest (first the breasts then the rest). The stomach is the second to last thing to go, and the last is, youve probably guessed, the head. head fat is the hardest to lose because that is where the brain is. because of this, your head is the last place your body starts lookng for things to dissolve. you would most likely be better off fattening up a bit to become proportional with your cheeks. the other problem is anorexia is a dissease, and once you start it is very difficult to stop. i have several friends that started with that mentality, they are all now ok, however one still has occasional relapses. it is best not to mess with soemthing this serious.


Hey. I was wondering if anyone knew a site or somewhere I can find informatin about the average weighted and unweighted gpas of high school valedictorians and salutatorians.
If not, can you tell me what you *think* the average is?
Thanks. (link)
4.8 but it really varies by school. you gotta basicaly take all AP classes.




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