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Q: Well...what clothing styles are in style this winter...and what accessories will spice up an outfit? Please give me some ideas!
jeans, burberry, uggs, leg warmers, timberlands, peacoats, sweaters (particularly jcrew rib-knits), knit scarves, juicy, polos, mocassins, big-buckle belts, cowboy gear, tiaras

just a sample of some of whats hot for winter '04
hope it helps

Q: Is it dorky to roll up your jeans if their to long or is that in style? j/w
i do it...and i dont have one friend who has never attempted...anyone can pull it off, but only practically. dont do it if your jeans are the correct length, but if you really do like that look, buy cropped jeans (they are meant to be rolled up about 6 inches and look VERY cool)

Q: I didn't know what catogory to put this in. What are some good truth or dares to use at a sleepover or something?
the one my friends and i always do(which is good for ages 11-15 i spose) is to dare sum1 to go up and tell the parent of the house they got their period and they need the supplies. whoa it gets the biggest lafs ever, unless u chicken out or u obviously have been havin ur period for a long time. u can also dare someone to walk a block with their shirt off...thats a good one too

Q: hey.. whats the "emo game" that you were talking about? explain please. i've never heard of this.
lol its this vulgar lil thing...they have a few diff versions but the one I play is on addictinggames.com~ why dont u check it out?

Q: Why does everyone hate emo so much? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious. I personally like emo bands, certain bands, not all. And if you are going to respond to this question, don't just say "Cuz its stupid" I want an honest response, and on honest opinion. Your response is greatly appreciated.
i like emo. lol.
ever played the emo game?
fun stuff

Q: OKay guys! On the first day I have narrowed it down to two diffrent choices:

1. blue jeans, a halter top w/ a cute shirt (the kind that have the buttons at the top that u leave undone (i know complicated to explain), black flip-flops, and a pink and black purse and pink and black back-pack!

2. blue jeans, a dark pink and blue shirt (the polo kind) with pink flip flops and a pink and a pink and black purse and pink flip flops!!

3. other.

okay please choose one!!!!! :D Keep in mind I am starting a new school and I'm confused about the style!! Thanks guys!
u lil gay jus wear sumthin clean and that u havent worn in the past 1.5 weeks.

Q: how do you make out? what do i do with my tongue? please explain in detail....i do not understand...this sounds to diffulcult
though everyone has there one great strtegies (mentioned below) my best advice is: dont take advice. you have to do what feels right. it is going to be different in every situation. don't stick to the rules or the how-to's- just do what you feel you want to do, don't be limited, and don't push farther than your partner is comfortable with.

Q: i have a boyfriend and i wonder why im so afirad to kiss himits weird isn't that i have a boyriend and im scared to kiss him
duh, u r the only one who would know why. now if u wanna be a big girl and tell us why u r scared, what we can tell you is how to get over or see around that fear. got it?

Q: ok when people have sex ....does the guy all have to insert it... or does it just "go in" when they lay on top of each other...is it lyk a magnet effect...or something?
ok i can see from the advice you have recieved that well, you havent recieved any advice lol. first of all, there are no magnetic forces that are a part of the human body- remember, we are made of flesh and bone, not titanium heh heh. but in answering your primary question, the penis does usually need to be at least guided in with the male's fingers, as he cannot voluntarily move the penis around (cuz there is no muscle inside). but if the reason behind ur question is that u dont want him to like see ur cooch or hair or sumthin, rest assured bcuz he doesnt need to look. he could be kissing ur brains out and use the littlest bit of effort just to slide his thingy in with a touch of guidance from his fingers. and hey, if you are really lucky, u might be one in a few girls (i really dont know and dont wanna know the stats here) he will be able to get it in there not only w/o lookin but also w/o guiding, maybe it'll go in just if he is in the right possition. oh and also, if ur not in the basic possition for example contorted or sumthin, thats def gonna need sum guidance. lol wot a mouthful. hope i helped!

Q: I do gymnastics and there is this really mean and stupid girl there,I hate her.My friends at gymnastics always hang out with her, but what they dont know is that this girl always talks about them really bad behind there backs. I try to tell them but they just say I am being a *icth and that I just want them to hang out with me and with no one else.This girl is starting to get on my nerves and ruin a great friendship. Sombody pppllleeeaaaaasssseeee help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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just tell her to fuck off. and also, get her sn and talk to her and print the convo so u can use it as blackmail to prove to your friends she's a bizotch. and tell your friends that you need help dealing with her- they'll understand. c if u can answer my question plz? thnx

Q: holy shit how could you be such a bitch and claim to be alicia...WHEN IM FRIENDS WITH THE REAL ONE and your not her you stupid fucking bitch with no god damn life you must be one ugly fucking loser "BarbieGurl111111" thats the real one you whore
u loser...

Q: What are the bases? Like I know what a home run it but like the rest of them, what are they?
when u have accomplished the following:

1st: french kissing
2nd: upper body fondling
3rd: lower body fondling
home: all the way...lol

p.s.- cherry, u idiot! there only are 4 bases, dumbfck. ever watched baseball? hences the BASEs. lol

Q: I have a huge crush on this guy in my school. He's a wonderful person! I like to call him a "Man's Man"! Lets just say that he has enough girls who like him to have a fan club!!! Anyway, I was wondering if anyone could give me advice on how to be "me" around him. I tend to act different...almost as if I'm not good enough for him and maybe if I act differently he'll like me. I realize this is a typical boy problem that happens all the time, but all the same, I still need help!!!

Thank you very much for any suggestions, advice, etc. Some helpful info: I'm 13 & in the 8th grade.
Thanks again!!!
If you don't mind me saying, your question is sadly pathetic. Most boys, as stupid as they are, can tell when you are acting like a loon or putting on a big girly/sexual/phony/FAKE act. The best thing to do is to act yourself. If you really care about the guy, accept it even if he doesn't fall in love with the realy you...at least he didn't fall in love with the fake you. It's only fair to him that you be yourself.

Q: whats a womans clit...or glit or whateva.........
it is NOT a vagina. and no, it is not a sexual organ. it, like the labia, is a small and very sensetive buldge of skin right next to the ureter (where pee comes out) and is a great little device to finger...;)

~johnny

Q: Im 16 f and im 5 feet tall . Does any one kno any good stores to buy pants from that sell them in short sizes?
Delias, American Eagle, Brass Plumb, and even the Gap might have something you are searching for. But honestly, many many stores have slim sizes, and shapes for all different kinds of builds.

Q: my bf and i have just started to have sex he's 18
and im 17 main problem is his penis is quite big
and it hurts a lot he's my first what can we do?
am i too tight for his penis?
I appoligize for my late response, I was on vacation. Now first of all, you need not worry at all. We all come in different shapes and sizes, and frankly, every girl's first few sex experiences are painful...the reason is that, even though your vagina might contract during your period, it is still unacustomed to having a penis inside. This pain in most situations will go away after one or a few times of putting it to use. And if it does not go away, you need to remember that sex is meant to be pleasurable, so you should tell your partner if you are not completely comfortable with it. One method you can do to help yourself become more "expandable" is to finger yourself (i.e. give yourself pleasure by inserting a finger, hand, or sanitary object and pump a bit), on a weekly basis. But ALWAYS make sure what goes in is very very clean so as not to inherit irritation or virus. This should be all the help you need, but for further advice about yourself, talk to your guinacologist. Remember, it is not your fault or his, and it is not a problem.

Q: will jumping on a big trampoline help me to lose weight????
Of course. Every single thing we as humans do helps us lose weight. (Believe it or not thius includes having sexual intercourse, chewing gum, and even just sleeping, as studies have proven. Physically, it takes certain types of physical activities to strengthen or tone or lose weight off of certain parts of your body, which I am sure you will know. Simply, you are burning calories by jumping on a trampoline, and depending on your workout (time, effort, etc.) will determine the amount you burn, thus, the amount of weight lost. (P.S.- you must burn alot of calories to lose weight). Most importantly in losing weight is a healthy diet, sleeping periods, and physical exersion everyday, so maybe minor activities such as trampoline-ing (lol) should be indulgencies, if you are trying to lose alot of weight.

Q: I was wondering what happens when guys get an erection and how often, and what is the average size of a 16yr old boys penis he's about 5.5 inches long he's a bit insecure about it im not sure and what is blue balls i've never heard of it?
Haven't I just told you about erections? And I am quite sure it was recently that I consoled you over the size of a penis. Blue balls is most likely, though I admit this as a guess, a slang term for crabs. Crabs are lice of the pubic hair that can be transmitted sexually and by contact.
I am under the impression that you are finding some pleasure out of my answers to you. Know that this is not a childish matter, and thus do not continue to ask and ask the same questioon just to hear the word penis several times. I'm in a hurry so I have to go, but if my assumption is wrong, I'm sorry.

Q: i dont know what i should name my rabbit i just got her yesterday and i need a name shes black with a dark brown spot by her neck i have a name for her sister but not her any suggestions? oh and i kind of want it to start with c since my other rabbits (her sister) name is callie
My suggestions:

Curt(ie)
Copper
Cassie
Connie
Cyrril
Choo
Cream
Cole
Cali(fornia)

*muah*

Q: if you kiss a guy and you both have braces will they get stuck together for sure or just maybe?
It depends on how...unfortunate your kissing skills are. No, honestly that is an urban legend/wives tale/lie- whatever, you decide. Feel your braces: there is nothing that would possibly hook onto something else. And think about kissing before braces: (if there was any) do you touch TEETH when you kiss? NO! So there is your answer. No way, unless you are careless. *Best*

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duzzie19
I'm Mecca and i live in the UK, whereabouts you'll never know for certain. My hobbies are polo, singing, reading, and playing with my little brothers. I hope I can help you to any extent with your problems! So many of you have sure helped me with some of mine.

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