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My name is Melissa :]. I live in California.I seriously do. Fresno,CA. Look it up. I didn`t know what or where Fresno was until my dad came home & told us we were moving there.. I live in like the friggen richiest part of Fresno called Clovis[it`s another city that`s in Fresno.]Nothing ever happens in Clovis.No robberies,killings,etc. Things always happen in Fresno. This city is so effing small that you find out about everyone`s problems. It`s like Gossipville. My highschool is even worse. People talk smack like it`s their hobbie, so i`ve had my share of gossip about me. Doesn`t really bug me, unless you continue to do it. Then I get pissed. Who wouldn`t?! Fresno is okkaayyy, if you meet the right people. But Clovis will always be the most boringest place ever.
I've been through alot. Anything really. I don`t really trust people that easily, but if I do, then congrats, you`re awesome. Don`t straight up ask me what i`ve been through. If I really really really really really really really really know you, then I might tell you. But you know, it`s hard telling people what you`ve been through because it brings back so much horrible memories. I got over some shit, but it still leaves marks..Welcome to a world where being yourself isn`t good enough..
My closet is full of clothes from Hollister,Abercrombie,Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, and all those preppie stores that you hate. I can`t live without my cell phone or a purse. Don`t judge me. If you do, I friggen hate you with a passion.I have alot of confidence, and you might think that i`m cocky, but i`m not. I actually think low about myself, but what girl doesn`t? I sometimes think that i`m better than a few people, but i only compare to those who are pretty shallow & fucking dumb. Like gossip starters, stalkers,backstabbers, & anything like that.I'm probably the coolest 15 year old that you`ll ever meet :]. I love going to the beach, even though i HARDLEY ever get to go. I was born in San Francisco. I move alot. I stayed in new york for 4 years because of my daddy's job. But now i'm back here in california.I love my friends. I'm a really nice girl. I`m full of sarcastic remarks.Anything acustic(sp) realllyy turns me on. I love it when a guy can sing & play something hot, aww so adorable, don`tcha think?! ;]
I have a boyfriend & his name is Junior. He's gorgeous.HE PLAYS THE ACUSTIC GUITAR & SINGS FOR MEEE!! Oh man, I just feel like grabbing him. He makes me really happy && he surprises me alot. He makes me feel all like..warm and soft inside.Shut up. Your jealous. I know. Our love is anything but average. We have the weirdest relationship, but I wouldn`t trade it for the world..I love it when we watch re-runs of the O.C. I love how he can watch romantic movies with me. I love it when he lets me win in video games.I love when he kisses my nose or forhead. I love it when he trips me lol. I love it when he gives me piggy back rides & won`t let me fall when i`m standing on fire hydrants.I love it when we eat chicken nuggets together & share only one drink. I love it when he squeezes my face cheeks together & kisses me. I love the way he runs up to me at school & jumps on me. I love the way we skip together holding hands. I love it when I take out the crust of my bread && he eats it. I love it when I turn out to be hecka sick & he comes to my door with soup & his blanket. I love it when he sends me like .. friggen 2 page love letters & he sends them through the mail & i get them. I love it how he believes in me & teaches me to make better choices and incourages me. I love the way he can easily cheer me up with the simpliest things like smiling. I love it when i start crying and he cheers me up by doing the "balony dance". Lol. I love the way he pokes my cheeks with his finger. That`s love, baby.♥
I say tre-cool & dunzo alot.
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Has anyone here ever heard of the band Panic! At the Disco?
Yessssssss !!
And i love them. I swear.
♥
Ok so my bestfriend is going through depression and I feel so bad cause honeslty Ive realized that he doesnt smile that much anymore but it never hit me like that cause hes always just like im tired and stuff but anyways he told me yesterday that hes going thru it again so ive done some research on it cause i want to be able to help him get thru it. I didnt know him the first time he went thru it but I know that means since he had it once he'll be able to get thru it again. Anyways Ive gone a bunch of websites and they all basically say the same thing like it takes medication to get past it and stuff... I need to know Is There Anything I can Do To help Him? I cant find anything on how others should act around someone with it. Please If u have any ideas help. Ive googled it already and found some stuff but i need to know more...
You just need to be around him. Hang out with him & just show him a good time. You really need to be with him. And honestly, to get over depression, sometimes you don`t need medication. Invite him & a group of friends to hang out. Don`t let this get too far, because then he might end up hurting himself. Don`t act any different than you do with your other friends. Don`t feel too bad for him because then he will never get over this. All you can do is just really be there for him and try to cheer him up.
I've been making my own website for a while but i need some help. Does anybody knowa ny good sites for graphics, backgrounds, music (with words), pictrues or anything else that i can put on my site. Thanx
For backgrounds, you can search on xanga.
For music(with words..??) I don`t know what you mean by that, but to get the music video you can go to www.singingfool.com . :] Sorry I couldn`t help much. But xanga has practically anything you need. You just kind of have to search for them.
dude someone just asked a really mest up question on my account about being fat and wearin tight clothes,it wasnt me, what should i do?
Report an abuse. http://www.advicenators.com/abuse.php
Email DangerNerd about it:
dangernerd@gmail.com
Or, reject it. People are immature these days & all you really can do is just ignore those dumb messages. They`re fucking stupid.
John has known ive liked him since about october, durin football season i wore his jersey to the games, we havent really hungout and stuff but i dont know theres something about him. he is now in my gym class the last semester and lately he has been acting weird, flirting alot. and i used to just throw myself out to him but now i want to sort of play hard to get while flirtin at the same time.. what can i do? i think he has some thing for me even know i know he probably wont admit it ( its not really anything personal towards me though, its just how he is) i see him in school sometimes, hes in my 1st period spanish class and we dont really talk(hes on the other side) and hes in my gym class .. i want to attract him more and i might ask him to this party tomorrow me and my friend dave are having.. what is some cute things to do in gym? or body language things?
What I would do is probably give him this really cute smile & wink. Or when your walking past him, brush up against him & touch his hand or something. Stuff like that is really flirty and cute. If you can, whenever you get the chance, just talk to him. Say "Hey" and smile. Do whatever you can. You don`t have to be all over him. Flirt one day, then the next just kinda ignore him(not really, if he talks to you then talk back;but don`t flirt). Just keep doing it like this. :]
Ok if you really like someone, but they're going out with someone else but you know they like you, would it be stupid to wait for them? I really need to know what you think about this! Thank you so much!
XoXoJamie
It`s not stupid at all. I wouldn`t want to jepordize their relationship. But if you know that relationship is totally going down to the fucking drain, then make a move on him. I would kind of wait, since I wouldn`t want to be the one to be blamed on if they break up, but if the relationship is bad already, then you shouldn`t feel bad, or wait for him.
heyy..well i really like this guy..and he told my friend that he kinda likes me so i asked him out.. and he said i dont know (this was like four days ago) hes still saying i dont know.. hes not like ignoring me though we are still talking.. but anyway my other friend told me that he likes three people and one of them is me..then he told my other friend that he wanted to go out with me, its just that hes moving to a different school in two days .. do you think its worth it?? i mean if i went out with him i would be scared because i know a lot of girls that want to go out with him in this school hes moving to..and he said he likes two other people !! do you think i should wait for an answer.. or just not go out with him ? the thing is i really really like him, but ii dont know if i should go out with him if he doesnt feel the same way..
Ah, I`m so sorry I took so long, my computer totally shut down. Anyways..
What you need to do is find out if he`s willing to be with you if you guys are going to different schools. Of course if the guy doesn`t like you, you shouldn`t ask him out. It`s just common sense. I went out with a couple of guys that didn`t go to my school, and they kinda last a while. But things just got really complicated because we didn`t know what the other person was doing behind our backs. So we broke up because we so did not have enough trust. The thing that only sucks about having a boyfriend that goes to a different school, is that you don`t know what he`s doing with other girls. Get what i`m saying?? For me, if I really liked a guy && he liked two other girls beside me, then i`d probably try and win him. Don`t keep asking him to go out with you, give it some time..even though you really don`t have time, I guess just tell him how you really feel when it`s his last day..and tell him that you`ll miss him & give him a kiss on the cheek.
just died. She was 23. Should I go to the funeral, or will it be too depressing?
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
I`m so sorry!! :[
But I think that you should go to the funeral. It might be depressing, but if you really were close to her, then you might want to show your respect by going. If you decide to go; you can possibly prove your brave enough to handle the loss of someone you loved. It might take a while to get over someone, heck; you might never get over them, but seeing them for one last time, can change anything. Losing someone is a very tough situation, and people will understand if you don`t go, but it`s best if you do.
ok, i have a question, um, i want to put up scroll boxes on my webpage, but i can't find a website on how to do it, i don't want a marquee like thing that goes up and down in a box, i want a box that has a scroll bar to go up and down, with my information inside of it.
thanks & i am greatful for any help !!
http://www.whateverlife.com/myspacebasics2.php
Pretty much the best site ever made.. :]
La mort est secourable et la mort est tranquille. contre les douleurs il n'ya a pas d'autre asile.
what does this mean?
The death is secourable and the quiet death. against the pains it did not has n'ya any other refuge.
It didn't get your typo, which was ; n'ya.
It`s french. So if you go to www.freetranslation.com, it`ll give you what you need. :] Awesome site.
well my boyfriend just fingered me like ALOTT!!! haha and this is gonna seem weird but when i cough or sit down my vagina like throbs or something? is this normal ive been fingered before but not this hard
Woah.. Well um.. I say give it a few days to see if it stops "throbbing", and if it doesn`t I seriously would reccommend seeing a doctor. It`ll probably be gone if you just wait it out..PROBABLY.
does anyone else find this strange? My bf moved to another province 3 months ago for a job. He said we'd stay in contact via email, and even gave me his old computer for this. I got the internet hooked up because of him. Well I had tried sending him emails but they all got returned. I phoned him 6 weeks ago and actually got a hold of him (he works 12 hours shifts two weeks straight before he gets a break). I asked him why my emails were not getting answered and he said that (in an annoyed voice) he hadnt hooked it up yet. Well that was almost two months ago that I phoned him and it still isnt hooked up. And this is a guy that used to check his email religiously. Does anyone have any idea why he would do this? And is it possible that his internet is hooked up but he changed his email address?
Wow..it`s been like 2 months and he still hasn`t hooked up his computer..Well 1) He can be totally busy, or 2) He just doesn`t want to talk to you.
I say just forget about him. Long distance relationships SOMETIMES work, but it looks like this one isn`t going to happen as you thought. I`m sorry. But what you need to do is get over him because he probably got his computer hooked up, but got another email address, like you said. I know trying to forget about someone who you totally loved or liked alot can be tough. But if you realize that there is someone better for you, then it`ll be easy to forget about him. Just try and settle down a bit. You don`t have to just get over him in a *snap*. It takes time, and it`s okay if you don`t get over him, but you will sometime.
Hi, i am very active and eat right. I do lots of situps everynight, but my stomach just does not slim down. i do have abs, but my fat covers them. how dO i get rid of my faT?
You have to run,jog, bysical, and basically everything like that. Doing crunches work your abs. But you can`t show off those abs since your not losing any fat. So you need to basically do anything you can, not just crunches. Do exercises that also include your waist/hips. I`m sure you`ll lose weight in no time :]
If you put a white rose in a glass of water with purple food dye, would you get a purple rose in a few days? Would it die more quickly because it has dye and all?
I seriously heard it would happen. But i`m not really sure. How rad would that be if that did happen?! Anyways, one of my friends said the exact same thing, and it SHOULD happen. So you can try it if you want..but i`m not 1OO% sure.
Superbowl sunday, my two best friends were at the same party as their crush. They both like the same guy and he doesn't have a good reputation for relationships. (He's made out with girls behind his ex girlfriend's back.) He started making a move on one of my best friends and next thing you know they are making out with each other. My other friend got completely ticked and jealous and afterwards was in tears. Then, afterwards, I went and yelled and lectured at the friend who made out with him and later, she started crying. Now they aren't talking to each other and I'm not choosing sides! They are both very stubborn. What to do?
Just let it go away. You don`t have to pick sides, so just do what your doing. It will eventually just fall back into place & they will be friends again. If you want, you can make them work their problems. Just have them confront the other person in a RESPECTFUL manner. If you want to do that, try and avoid drama. Drama is totally NOT tre-cool.
My friend is a little obsessed with growing her breasts. Maybe I'm a tiny obsessed too. Someone told her about that "Brava system" where the plastic container SUCKS your boobs so they stretch and grow. She was convinced right away and thinks using a vacuum cleaner tube will do the same. I don't know about this though. I was wonder what you guys at Advicenators thought about this. Would it work? Could it hurt her? I rate.
Lol that`s funny. I seriously heard these girls talking about the same thing today. I was like "you guys are dumb that`s so not going to work!". It will hurt & it won`t grow. Boobs don`t grow by something sucking on them lol .
OKay if you're homo-phobic just dont read this
Im bi
&& i have a crush on my best friend whos also bi
(we're both girls)
im pretty sure she likes me cause we flirt all the time.
but i dont know how to tell her. i mean its pretty weird because we're both girls
and yess. we have made out before if anyone wants to know
can anybody help me?!
You just need to tell her. You can`t hide who you like; you shouldn`t. Even if you were straight. Just tell her. It seems like she really feels the same way & she won`t be all grossed out or anything because she enjoys being around you.
hey, what do you think the average weight and hight would be for 12 year old girls in 7th grade ?
hmm..well probably like..95-110.
And for the height.. umm..Ah i`m not so sure !! I`m sorry lol :[
I like my best friend... alot!! and i think they like me back. but i have no idea? can anybody help me?
Start flirting with him/her. And if you absoloutly think he/she likes you, then ask him/her out! :]
My friend has been goin out wit dis guy 4 like, 8 months now, and shes my really good friend in all, but she dont treat him rite, she acts like shes single and doesnt care when guys touch her, she flirts wit dem and gets mad when we flirt wit "her" guys like hello she has a bf. a really sweet bf. a really hott bf. ok so im totally in luv wit him, can u tell? anyways, she evn went as far as 2 kiss his best friend, on the lips rite in front of him... twice!!! and he once said like when they were first goin out how he would go out wit me when and if he he and my friend broke up. one time when they were fightin, he evn said ok well fine maybe ill just break up wit u and go out wit _____!!! he was really mad when he said that, so i dunno if that means anything. but evryday i have 2 c them kiss and he always keeps his eyes open and STARES at me. its kinda creepy, but wat does it mean? my best friend, who is also her close friend, says they wont last another 2 weeks, that they cant talk without fighting, and that my friend feels like she still luvs him, but it would b bettr if they broke up. i really like dont no wat 2 do, but like i said iv liked him since they first started goin out, and i dunno if i should just tell him now, wait till they break up [but wat if they dont 4 like evr???}, or do i just leave it alone. 2 b truthfully truthful here, i feel like she doesnt deserve him, and i do. she cheats on him, and evr since i started havin these feelins, i stopped talkin 2 him, because i didnt want 2 feel like i broke them up, and whenevr my friend asks if she should stay wit him, i say do wat you want. iv been a good friend. iv done the best i can. but i dunno how much longer i can take this. please, HELP!!!
Aw. Well I totally agree with you, your friend doesn`t deserve him. That boy needs to be snapped back into reality & notice what his girlfriend is doing. Tell him now. Maybe he`ll break up with his girlfriend & get with you. If she starts saying how messed up it was to break them up, then tell her how it was even more fu*ked up messing around with other guys when she had a boyfriend. Tell him now, because you don`t want to regret it later.