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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know what excersies I can do to make my breast firmer?
You can't really expect a miracle without surgery, but here is what I do, and I find it's good to keep toned:

Try standing up straight, with your feet shoulder width apart.

In each hand, hold a dumbbell, of whatever weight is appropriate to you. If you do not have dumbbells, a brick, jug of water or a can of soup or something will have to do, and that's fine.

Stretch your arms just about all the way out to the side, but it's best not to lock your elbows.

Then bring your arms into your chest [like Tarzan would pound his chest, ya know?] Bring them in until you would [if you weren't holding the dumbbell] be able to comfortable hold onto your elbows [in a crossed arm motion, make sense?]. And that's all there is to it.


I looked up a website for you, and I think you should check it out:
http://www.ivillage.co.uk/dietandfitness/getfit/strengtone/qas/0,,255_156380,00.html


Hopefully this provides some help to you! [:

♥[?]♥ What Is a body wrap? What does it do? WHere can I go to get one?
I highly suggest checking out the following links. They will provide receipes to make homemade body wraps, present videos of HOW it's done professionally, answer the questions you have asked, and any others you might have in relation to this topic:
- http://www.suddenlyslender.com/
- http://www.healthrecipes.com/body_wraps.htm
- http://www.bodywraps.com/
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/beauty/bodybasics/cellulite/articles/0,,548152_551143,00.html

♥[?]♥ i want to get one of the music download things for my computer... but my dad is really iffy on it... how do i let him know it wont harm our computer, and that its not illegal... also what are some ones other than limewire... i tried that before and my dad was really mad aboutit... and are there any of them that cant get into the cookies? that was the only thing my mom was worried about.. so can u please just tell me some of the sites i can visit that cant interfere with all the personal information?!?! thanks so much!!
Well, I'm not shore that Limewire, Kazaa, and Bearshare are legal??? I think anywhere you take/steal music and/or videos without paying for it.. it's theft, which is illegal. However, I download from time to time, to be honest. I use Bearshare, which can be downloaded at: http://www.bearshare.com/downloads.htm Yes, it's free. And while I've never ever ever had a problem with viruses and spyware as a result of Bearshare, this is not to say that it can't happen. It's possible.. on ANY site.



If you'd like to take a different approach at this, I have some website links where you can go and LISTEN to music, but I'm not shore if you still have that option of burning the songs onto a cd. I doubt that. However, it's perfectly free, legal, and for the most part safe [because ANY website can be infected, ya know?].



Just check out all of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX

♥[?]♥ I want to get my lip pierced but idk if it'd look good on me, alot of people said it would but i just want some more advice uhhhhh..
here's a link to my picture o_O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glitterglitz/9d7f9fd3.jpg

lol i drew one on once and it looked okay haha.
but ugh its body manipulating and i just wanna make sure o_o
I don't see why it would look bad. =]

♥[?]♥ how do make an xanga skin?
Well, you can find PREMADE layouts at:

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMPLYy_SWEET_LAYSZx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Socialite_x_lays
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=omfgeee_layoutsx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Pimpn_layoutz_4_u
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=DAM_lalalayoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=BANGxBANG_x_LAYOUTS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=LinseysxLayoutsx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=squirrely_4layoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxNiCe_LaYoUtZxX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=KayKay_Layouts
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XihavelayoutsX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RomanceBOMB__Layoutz
- http://www.createblog.com/skins/index.php?type_id=5



But if you'd rather make your own, you can go to:
- http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18791 and change all of the HTML codes until you get the look you're after.



After that, you simply COPY the code, and PASTE it on your "LOOK & FEEL" page in the BOTTOM box called, "WEBSITE STATS".



Goodluck!!

♥[?]♥ im trying to become a moderator and it wont let me it keeps saying

Have you been a member for at least thirty days?
No. You joined Wednesday July 27 2005, 1:32 pm, so your thirty day membership isn't until Friday August 26 2005, 1:32 pm.

but its august 26 and its 1:42
so how come it wont let me or how do i change it?
thanxx
The site might be on a different time zone. Try it today, and see if it works. =]

♥[?]♥ What are some ways a girl can get pleasure..either by herself or a guy! thanks
This site should help you:
http://www.babeland.com/female-masturbation.html

♥[?]♥ is there any good ways to masturbate or any sites that give good advice (im a girl )
This site should help you:
http://www.babeland.com/female-masturbation.html

♥[?]♥ I am 15 my bf is 16. I know he doesn't have a lot of money and I was wondering, do you think it is OK if I offer to pay sometimes? I don't want to hurt his feelings or make him mad. Should I ask him about it?
Awwww!!! That would be so sweet of you! Of course it's fine if you pay!! I always insist on paying also!! Say, if you go out to dinner, wait until he mentions the payment, or pulls out his wallet. Then just flag his hand down and say, "Oh, I'll take care of it". Or if it's some spontaneous snack splurge... say something like, "Wanna go to Dairy Queen?? It's on me!" This is how I go about it. It's fairly simple, and completely acceptable for the woman to pick up the check these days. And I wouldn't assume he would be offended or angered, but I'm shore if he is.. he will say something. [:

♥[?]♥ Is there a Diet Beverage that has Artificial sweeteners,no sodium and no caffeine? I started a diet that states I am allowed one 8oz a day does this even exist?
I've never heard about anything like this. The only thing I can think of would be water, Hun. There's falvored water, also [if you didn't already know?]

♥[?]♥ i dont get it...i only got 4 hours of sleep last night and i was very tired throughout the day but i cant fall asleep now! i've been trying for hours. all i do is lay there with an empty mind..not thinking about anything...how could i fall asleep?
I realize it's the middle of the night as I answer this, and I apologize for such a delayed response, but I found a link for you. Should this happen again, I'm shore this will help:
http://www.greenfeet.com/falling-asleep-naturally.html :D

♥[?]♥ lately, i've been really sensitive. i usually dont let my mom get to me but she yells at me and i feel like crying. why am i being so sensitive all of a sudden????
Well, it's a bit difficult to answer this question without any detail. Has school commenced yet? Maybe it's stress from that. Or if it hasn't, perhaps you're worrying yourself sick. Could it be a sour relationship you might be in? Maybe it's just one of those days were you just feel like crying - and no real reason behind it at all. Whatever the case, there's nothhing wrong with crying; we all do it, and it's nothing to be shunned or embarrassed about.

♥[?]♥ well yesterday I went to my friends and her bro who is a year older then us (I'm 13) started to flirt with me well she was getting ready(we were going to the mall)he like tryed to kiss me well hes super hot and I like him alot well then today he must of found my nimber he called and asked me to go to the movies with him well I said yes now tommorow we are going and he metioned on the phone he might try to kiss me agian I'm excited but nervous well can you please help me what should I do! I mean I really dont want to mess this up he is so popular too but he is the sweetest and hottest guy in middle school i think Im in love well should I metion something to my friend about this and tell her I really like him well please help first 4 answers 5's!!!!



Melanie
You're not in "love", for one thing. Call it infatuation.



And what exactly are you worried about? Just go with the flow. I think the problem is that you're over thinking this. You're worrying unnecessarily. It's not that big of a deal. I realize you're nervous, but you're making it out to be something stressful, and it shouldn't be that way.



It's difficult to tell you HOW to kiss, but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/



And I highly suggest telling your friend. Just tell her how much this date would mean to you. Let her know how much you would appreciate her blessing on this. Just be honest and straight forward, and see how it turns out.

These links should be helpful to you:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideas.shtml
- http://www.futazi.com/romance/LSS_her/articles/get_him_to_notice_you.php
- http://gaylife.about.com/cs/lovedating/ht/phonenumber.htm

♥[?]♥ why are all the good people on the site being banned? anyone know?
Why would "good" people be banned? If they're banned, they can't be all THAT "good", Hun. Maybe they have something helpful to say, as far as advice goes, but what if they go around making racist comments?? That's a reason for ban. What if they lie about their age? That's a reason for ban. What if they type with total disrespect for the English language? That's a reason for ban. They might give good advice, but that does not secure their protection. If they slip up baddly enough.. or simply one too many times... they too might receive a ban.



You can go to the following link for some more examples:
- http://advicenators.com/faq.php?f=47

♥[?]♥ ok i have 2 boys madly in LOVE with me and i loe both of them/ one is like my bestfriend and the other is such a cool friend that i've made out with in the past. the bestfriend gives me the feeling that the other boy doesn't. and the other boy shows me such a GREAT time! who should i pick??? i can't follow my heart because my heart is telling me to love both of them. I WANT TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF THEM. I DONT KNOW WHO?!! PLEASE HELP!!! no shitty advice and ill rate you 5! thanks. +kim by the way... my bestfriend's anme is corey and my friend friend thats cool is cristian. PLEASE HELP!
This is why 13 year olds shouldn't date.


If you "love" TWO.. you do NOT "love" either one enough....

♥[?]♥ well my parents buy me WHAT EVER i want, and i got this yesterday for my bday,,,,, do you think im spoiled ?


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.carworks.com/images/newdesign/cars/04-escalade-esv-hero.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.carworks.com/makereviews/Cadillac.asp&h=207&w=400&sz=20&tbnid=FpmzV3l6vDQJ:&tbnh=62&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=168&prev=/images%3Fq%3Descalade%26start%3D160%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
What do we care??? The only thing I care about here is the annoyance your long link provides.......

♥[?]♥ well my parents buy me WHAT EVER i want, and i got this yesterday for my bday,,,,, do you think im spoiled ?


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.carworks.com/images/newdesign/cars/04-escalade-esv-hero.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.carworks.com/makereviews/Cadillac.asp&h=207&w=400&sz=20&tbnid=FpmzV3l6vDQJ:&tbnh=62&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=168&prev=/images%3Fq%3Descalade%26start%3D160%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
What do we care??? The only thing I care about here is the annoyance your long link provides.......

♥[?]♥ Who knows any good Xanga layouts?

FREE FIVE if you answer good lol!
Here are some layout sites for you:

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMPLYy_SWEET_LAYSZx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Socialite_x_lays
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=omfgeee_layoutsx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Pimpn_layoutz_4_u
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=DAM_lalalayoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=BANGxBANG_x_LAYOUTS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=LinseysxLayoutsx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=squirrely_4layoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxNiCe_LaYoUtZxX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=KayKay_Layouts
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XihavelayoutsX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RomanceBOMB__Layoutz



And you simply COPY the code, and PASTE it on your "LOOK & FEEL" page in the BOTTOM box called, "WEBSITE STATS".



It's really not that hard; you should be able to get it!! Happie hunting!! :D

♥[?]♥ is having sex before marriage a sin
While SOME people still commit this act, to some religions... yes.. it's a "sin".


I personally find that to be a joke, but that's my own opinion.


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