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Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

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My lip is bleeding really bad from being chapped. Is there a way I can stop it? It's a reddish black and I'm about to go to school so it's going to look weird. Any tips?

Ryan: hmm.. I think you should wear a paper bag on your head..

Elke: you have herpes and there is no cure...

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theres this kid who keeps on saying sup' dog to me and when i dont answer him he sayes a name so evil i cant repeat it even on the computor. this has become a problem because now my friends call me that sometimes.

Lord Voldemort *Watches everyone shudder* hehe.. I love it when that happens.. god your such an idiot.. its a name.. sheesh.. and its sup Dawg.. not dog -_-

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My horoscope said today:

You're not paranoid -- your intuition is telling you that someone or something is trying to undermine you in the love department. Get the issue out in the open and move on to bigger and better things.


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! and what does undermine mean?!

your delusional.. that one horroscopes accuracy is about .3% as it was made for everyone with that starsign.. if you dont understand it.. its not for you! try paying to phone the psychos on the phone and get them to give you your horrible scope

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what is a good way to ask a heavy metal guy to a prom?! and when should i ask him cuz our prom is in may.

you: Hey, heavy metal guy
Heavy metal guy: Yo Wassssup?
You: Wanna go to tha prom wit me?
Heavy Metal guy: *Answers*
you: oh

Sound easy enough

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i've been best friends with my best friend for a long time now. but everyone says that i'm a follower. i don't really follow her we just sorta hang out. but it really does seem like we go whereever she wants to go.and never what i wanna do. should i tell her about what i think? i don't want her to get mad at me cause after this year i'm moving and switching schools. i just don't know how to deal with this problem. please help.

some people are followers.. some are leaders.. just go with the flow!

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okay, ive been working out everyday for like 2 weeks now and ive been getting into REALLy good shape. . but i havent really been loosing weight, just getting really tone.. the thing is, i eat ALOT. not like fattening foods, its healthy/okay foods. but i just like overload on it i guess.. and i HATE the idea of "eating in moderations".. its so hard! once u take a bite out of something, you just want to eat more.. any good motivational tips that would help me eat in moderations?? thanks =]

If you are working out.. ie weights etc.. you will not loose weight.. in fact you will gain it as your fat is turned into muscle.. muscle weighs more than fat you see? so yeah..

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13/f. OH MY GAWD. K so like I just have a 5 person orgy. (we usd condums) but the guy I was doing at the time has an std and he wore a condom but it broke and he spermed in me. And then I had sex with 2 other guys and rubbed my vagina on a chick. We all might be in danger. Today my vagina was bleeding! What do I do? I might be pregnant and have an std, and Im apposed to have sex again today with a different guy! Wut do I do?!?!?! help me!!

xoxo

P.S. Dont call me a slut cause im not!

You are so a slut -_- dont deny it! your not sposed to go out and have wild orgys and screw around with people.. its called sluttish :P

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respected advicenators,
i went thru this site and found small kids of 13 to 16years of age having sex! well i have one question? are americans very desperate about sex are american girls so horny and slutty? and are american boys very careless about their future and career as they show in hollywood movies and sitcoms???????? please enlighten me, i don't mean to hurt u all at all. i have deep respect for this country america, which has welcomed everyone from the world. but if a girl loves one guy and has sex with that guy and then breaks off with him and then sees some one and again indulge in sex then again break off and again see someone........ isn't he or she acting slutty. well please i am confused b'coz kids here in india are blindly copying this culture of cheating and sex.american friends enlighten me about the situation.

welcomed everyone from the world? LMFAO!!! Australia is the biggest multi-lingual country in the world.. australia has someone from every single nationality... Australia is the onlyone welcoming people.. its fucking hard to get into america!

and yea.. americans are horny sluts -_- well the youngies anyway

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Okie my name is Samantha and I am 16 years old. This coming up summer my best friend and I are going to California to see my ex boyfriend and she said that if we go that she doesnt know if she will come back and then I said if she dont then I wont. There is more to the story but I will just give to the jist of it. My ex bf moved away almost a year ago and we dated, but broke up last october because of the distance but we are much in love with eachother. And his mother always said that if I ever needed somewhere to stay, then I could live with them. What I am saying is it would be much to hard to leave my ex bc we would have everything that we both would want because otherwise we have to wait a few years to be together. If I can I am going to stay in cali and not come back to wisconsin. I told my mom about it and she really didnt say much. Should I change my whole life for someone im in love with and who is in love with me. We both will do anything for eachother, so moving and living there wouldnt be that hard for me because my life here is a wreck and I want to move to cali and find myself. I may be only 16 but I need to find out what I want to do with my life. What should I do. Stay in cali or come back once I go?

follow your heart babe.. your heart is never wrong :)

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well.. i'm a 16/f and i fell in love with a guy in my grade.. he's a real sensitive guy and i found out that he's suffering in a traumatic experience.. he wouldn't dare to date any gurls since his first and last ex dumped him.. he's afraid to be heartbroken again!! i have drop him a few hints and i know he understands it.. we always hang out together and we can be assumed as best friends.. he tells me all his problems.. and he often ask for my advice.. there's a few times that me and him almost kiss each other and i noe that he's been trying to tell me something for a few times but he didn't make it.. the thing is.. he really cares for me more than a fren should but he always talk about the girl he likes that he will never tell me her name in front of me... does he like me or we are jus friends?? please give me some useful advice..

I think you are a bit naive.. Just ask him how he feels.. tell him how you feel.. and just fucking kiss the guy!! Almost is not a kiss...

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Everytime I bend my knees they crack, what does this mean?

it means you are about to die... have a nice day :)

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okay, ive been going to the gym like everyday, or every other day for the past 2 weeks or so. and ill work out really hard, like ill run for 25 mins on the tred mill and ill do like 175 crunches, and ill build up alot of sweat.. ill work out really good, but then the next day im never sore at all. shouldnt i get atleast alittle sore after all that work out?
thanks.

you dont work out enough.. try this

40 mins Slow Paced running..
200 situps
100 Push ups
50 Benchpress of the most you can do
10x3 on each arm dumbels (aslo the most you can do)
and maybe 10 mins on each of the other machines :)

and dont forget the 1,000,000 pull ups ;)

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i have a gerbil stuck in me from a hot night of lovemaking with my lover "hernando" and i find myself in the sticky situation described in the subject. i was wondering what would be the easiest and most cost efficient method of gerbil extraction. thank you.

How the fuck did you get a gerbil stuck inside of you? Shesh.. sounds like some kinky shit :P

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ive been goin out with mi b/f 4 2 months almost 3 and i was wondering for valentines day if i culd get hm a cute card maybe a teddy bear that says i love you ? wuld guys hate if they get a teddybear ? wats relle sweet and cute to get them?

Ok. I'm Not going to lie to you.. I'm not going to give you some pathetic useless gift ideas.. just one "Fail Safe" present.. Its called.. A Blowjob :) good luck :P

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girls say they love you, but they dont show it why is that?

Because no body could ever possibly love you! they are just pretending to make your life miserable :)

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ok i am doing a report for a class and i wanted to know hoe mayne ppl out of here have had sex and who all hasent... please answer (i do rate hight)

hoe mayne? Maybe you should learn to speel before doing reports :P and a report about seX? wtf kind of school is this?!?! I think what you are asking is a bit personal.. and calling people Hoe's? thats stupid -_- please leave!

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This site sucks. The moderators do a crappy job of filtering stupid questions, people reply with asshole answers with no reprecussions, and most of these people give crappy advice. Why cant the mods or anyone make this site worth comming to? Why do most of your guys's answers suck, and why do some of you have to be assholes?

Laughter is the best medicine? If you are too stupid to take a joke.. Then maybe you shouldnt come onto the internet and ask complete strangers personal questions.. Kapish?

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I'm depressed because my life has evolved to be all about studying (I am a dedicated nursing student), I have low self-esteem, the crowd in my school I do not get along with (there is a term in the philippines called "jologs" meaning they are poor), I'm super bored, i feel overscheduled (my class is from Mon-Sat), I come from a dysfunctional family (can't talk to anyone about problems) and life just seems so empty and a burden. Everyday it is hard just to get up, and it is hard to sleep too. I've been depressed since December. Now, I think I need help to snap out of it.

Are there sure-fire remedies for depression?

Sex.. I'm Not joking.. Sex is the best cure for a huge amount of things.. ie depression, headaches, etc.. give it a go...

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how are you supposed to know what size condoms to buy?

if you dont know.. you should buy small :)

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I have two children and desperately want a third, i am currently having casual sex with the father of my two kids as not together anymore i want to get pregnant by him again but he dont want no more kids. I have tried stealing sperm from his condom and self inseminating myself. I want to know how long sperm lives in condom and if what im doing can get me pregnant?

next time you have sex.. buy some funky condoms that may seem interesting to him to use.. and put a pin prick hole in the condom.. then when you have sex.. its usefullness goes from about 99.8% to about 10% :D hope dis helps :)

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