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I love giving advice i give it to all my friends,and they say i rock!.... but if u ask a stupid question, u can garentee a sarcastic answer! most of the time i am sarcastic, but if its a serious question, i'll give u a serious answer.i've been through A LOT of things boys, divorces, acne, meninstral problems :), school, friends, and back stabbers. those r only the things i can think of right now, but if u ask me a question....i'll probably have a answer.i also love getting stuff in my inbox so ur always welcome to ask me.I hope i answer all of yalls questions, and i hope u won't be dissappointed with my answers.


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My grade will be testing ALL week and we can't bring a backpack to school. I'm going to get my period soon but i'm not sure what day. Ware could I keep a pad ware it won't be noticable since I can't bring a backpack? I don't want to waiste them on days I wont have my period.

in a pocket or u could bring a purse.

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How do I make my legs skinner and my stomach flatter in 5days?

u can't. not in 5 days.
the results won't come fast enough.

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whats the best kind of tanning lotion that won't make my skin blotchy and orange? thank you!

u can try 'Angel'.

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15/f
5'4"
109 lbs.

if i were to fast for a week, only liquids, no solid food, how much weight would i lose?

omfg! you think your fat!?!?!
you are so not fat.
and even if you were fat that is an insane diet!
YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT!

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what does the name lauren mean....or the word lauren in all different languages..
ex: in hawaian lauren the word/name means beautiful man?? any other meanings?

i dont really know the answer to ur question.... but it makes me interested in it now bkuz my name is Lauren. and i never really knew what it ment..............................kool

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Any advice to sooth cramps? Or any good medicine?
I know Advil, Tylenol, lying on your back, and exercising helps.
Any other tips?

Midol or a heating pad...

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What is the number for American Idol? I want to vote for Sanjaya!! He's so hott!!!

omg! u think hes hot?!??!

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ok, im 13/f (turning 14 in a month) and i havent started my period yet. I don't know if that has to do with the fact that i have small boobs. I'm only a 34A, and i dont want to stay that my entire life. Do u think ill get bigger, and is there anyway to make them look bigger? thnku =]

i just wanna say one thing: the person below me is wrong about the cramp thing. not every girl gets cramps....

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I am inlove with this song, and I don't know what its called. I only know one part of it. And its not much..Please Help..Thanks In Advance...

We in the car we ride slow...sumthin...doing what we girls gon Do.

showstopper, by Danity Kane
P.s. i luv tht song!!!

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what hurts more...getting ur belly button pierced for your cartilige on ur ear?

to me, belly button.

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whats a good way to get the dirt out under your nails?

take a shower for at last 10 minutes.

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im 12 years old and i didnt get my period yet im worried but u know all my family got it at 13 but im still worried and i cant stop getting scareed
help

seriously you shouldn't be scared at all, i still haven't gotten my period and i'm 13. you not even get it until you 17. DO NOT WORRY!
your even lucky you havn't gotten it already!
hope i helped!
p.s. you might get banned from this site since your under 13... just to let you know

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Does chocolate make you fat?
How about popcorn?

ok
chocolate = sweets
sweets = bad for you
bad for you = making you fat


popcorn it totally different kuz its grain. but dont over do it with salt and butter.

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my little sister {like a sister} is 11 and said she wants to have sex with a guy who is sixteen and is willing to pay her i told her no but she did anyway she is no pregnet and still is having sex she is always been very pretty and a sweet girl but then she started doing drugs like oxy cotten, midol{doesn't need it yet}coke, weed ect. when is enough enough

tell her mom, or a adult you trust. because that is just sick! that girl needs some serious help. and if you really wanna act like a sister you will help her. that is just insane! for heavens sake shes only 11! i'm serious, you really need to help her. its for her and your own good.

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oh my god, seriously, what has the world come to...? i read a question on here and a girl had sex at 10 YEARS OLD. i was watching the news a couple of hours ago and an 8 YEAR OLD HAD SEX. yes, an 8 year old. i didn't even think 8 year olds knew what sex meant! on the internet news a 12 year old had sex and killed her own child because she said she wasn't ready for a kid. really, what's wrong with the world? why are people having sex at such a young age? do any of you agree that this is absolutatly crazy?

OMFG I TOTALLY AGREE, THAT IS SO MESSED UP! they can turn into sluts at such a young age! and your right an 8 yr old shouldn't know what sex means! tthis is insane compared to 10 yrs ago!
the world id just unsafe and crazy!

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ok, 14/f. ok. long story short- my parents freaking drive my insane. i'm not even kidding. they are CRAZY. for example. this just happend like, 10 min. ago. today i went to target, and i got a new showercurtain for my closet door. i know, it sounds weird- a showercurtain for a closet door, but its acutally pretty cool. anyways, my room is tropical, so i got a vinal showercurtain. when i took it out of the package, it smelled pretty strong. so my mom and i go into my room to hang it up. we hang it up and my room smells really strong. so my parents are getting ready to go to bed, and i'm on the computer and talking to my friend on the phone, and i see my dad coming through the back door with my showercurtain. and i said "what are you doing?!" and he and my mom was like "you have asthma, it is too strong for you.. bla bla bla. " so i start getting really pissed because they shouldn't be able to just go into my room, and take down my stuff. like seriously? wtf?? omg the drive me nuts. so my dad takes the curtain out to the grage and hangs it up somewhere. well, it is a grage, and it is dirty, so it will get dirty out there. and my parents are just like "it needs to air out" so now i'm going to spend $15 for something that is going to get dirty. my parents do stuff like this ALL OF THE TIME. they always team up against me, and never listen to what i have to say. i feel like i'm just here for.. well, i don't know why i'm in this world. my parents drive me so nuts, i never tell them anything. like what goes on in school, when i'm having problems with a friend or somthing. i just don't know what to do anymore. i've delt with this for a while, and i just need some help. so any advice?? please??! thanks so much!

Sorry to say this, but since your under 18 evrything you buy or own is your parents.

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My World History class is SO effing BORING! I fall asleep EVERY time I'm in that class...and the thing is...we're not allowed to sleep...otherwise, we get an F for the day. And I can't help it. My eyes close...and I can't stop it lol. What's the best way not to fall asleep?

GO to sleep early and get at least 9 hours of sleep.

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how can i sharpen up my flirting skills??...how can i flirt more but not look desprete??..wat are some flirting tips??

ummm
u can start doing your hair more and make-up...
but thats all i can think of from the top of my head..
if u need anything else answered you can ask me

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Well, i am 13 and i havent started shaving yet, and i really kindof need to. i've tried alot of ways to get my mom to notice like wearing a cami and lifting my arms or show her how sick and hairy my legs are but she is really clueless and hasnt noticed. i really dont like talking to her about those kinof things because it feels really owkward. anyways ive started just using her razor instead, i know its really stupid. but is there a easy way to tell her i need to start shaving?

omg!
i have the same situation! i'm 13 too, except i live with my dad, so it's really awkward.
just tell your mom that all your friends shave their legs. and maybe she'll budge.
Good luck

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Hey im 13 and a boy i really want to have sex
so much and alot of kids at school have hade sex already and i want to.wut do i do?
also with this how can i make sure nobody sees us if we do have sex?
where can i have sex?
helm plz im a beginer plz help

oh my gosh!
you are way too young!
you shouldn't want to do that just because everyone else has!
wait until you are really in love.
it's called "peer pressure"
you really shouldn't do it just b/c everyone else has! i can't get that point any more far across.

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