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So I'm 15 and I tend to "fall in love" with guys very easily... and then I kinda stalk them around. I was wondering if thats normal? and if there's anything I can do to change that?

I agree with the previous. what you're doing is ok... up to a point.
I met this really nice girl back in high school, apparently she had the hots for me, bigtime. she'd do the appear-out-of-nowhere thing all the time, trying to get me to notice her. but, of course, me being a jackass without a clue, I never caught on. In the few times that I had actually spoken with her, I thought she was really neat, but was afraid to broach the dating subject because, again, I was a blind dumbass. Hindsight's 20/20, I advise you to do what neither me, nor her, had the fortitude to do- speak with the dude, bring up the subject of dating. Because its always better to have the answer, than to sit here nine years later wondering what might have been.
Now, as for my caveats- it becomes stalking when:
-you know where the person lives, and have stood outside their house watching it
-you find and horde pictures of the person
-you steal some of their personal posessions
-you know the person's schedule(math at 0830 in room 101, etc.) and how they get to their scheduled places(which halls, where their locker/car is)
-you call their phone for an illegitimate reason(heavy breathing sorta thing, not "you dropped something outside of 'blank' today and I want to return it to you"-thats ok)
-when they have a significant other, you slash the significant other's tires or do something equally malicious

if you don't do any of the above, you're in the "harmless nice girl who has a crush on a guy" category
good night, and good luck.
-Gunner

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What the hell is going on with this world ending on Saturday crap? My vacation starts Saturday and I'm really not trying to head to hell instead of the beach. Any info would be great.

this is just like back in the 1800s, people thought the world was going to end in 1845, and had a big hoop-la about it, only to be proven wrong. this is just a bunch of religous wingnuts with a flim-flam calendar system predicting the end of the world in order to convert more people to their faith. the same thing happened back in the 1960s when everybody was expecting the US and the Soviet Union to engulf the planet in a Nuclear Holocaust, and in the late 90s when everybody was afraid of the Y2K bug. and it will be the same with this december 21st 2012 thing too.
don't worry about these silly people.
-Gunner

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I am a 16 year old boy and I was wondering what is Hentai. The other day me and a few buds of mine were talking about porn and one of them said that Hentai was one of their favorite types. What exactly is Hentai and is it actually any good to watch?

yeah, there's some really wierd cartoon porn out there.. one time, I bought one called "BEAST CITY" with my buddies because the title was funny and we were just plain curious... it turned out to be some really fucked up japanese cartoon vampire porn. with hentai, they don't have to worry about what the actors will and will not do, so anything's open. even things that aren't physically possible. Thank you, Japan.
-Gunner

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Do all of our questions have to be advice questions, or can we ask things that were curious about? Can we ask a question like "why are pregnant people so moody?" *Just an example question. No offense to moms LOL

reason: pregnant chicks have raging hormones.
you can ask anything, for any reason. however, there is no promise that it'll be answered.
-Gunner

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i dont want my legs ripped but i want them to be toned. what work outs should i do?

mountain climbing, hiking, and walking work. or just jog, stairmaster, and ...oh what the hell is the name of that exercise... I'll describe it: either get your jogging partner to get on your back, or grab a heavy backpack, hold onto a chain link fence or something, and starting out with your feet flat on the ground, flex your calves until you are standing on your toes. relax, and repeat on a four-count until you reach 100(do it 200 times). do this at the end of your run, because it smokes the crap out of your calves.
good luck
-Gunner

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I think my vehicle is vapor locking and dont know what to do to fix it. After you drive it for a while it will die and not restart for about an hour however the last time it did this to me i took the gas cap off and it fired up immediately which is why i think its vapor locking. I already changed the distributor cap and rotor and the spark plugs.

check your fuel lines for pinches, fuel filter, and your carb/fuel injection. if that doesn't fix it, then you could just bring it down to a shop and run a diagnostic(about 75-80 bucks). or just go with the redneck solution and keep the gas cap off.
-Gunner

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This is so wierd and no one in our family have ever seen
such thing. I got a small bone coming out of the back of my
head . The back side of my head , it has a small bone coming
straight out but ofcorse under the skin , it's seems like
a tumor but it isn't because I never hit the back of my head
So could anyone help or have any idea of what in the world
is that??
Thanks :D

how long has it been there?
if its just popped up recently... you might want to consult a physician.

if it has been there for your whole life, then it is called a munungen knob. not sure if the spelling's right.. anywho, the knob is a genetic trait common to people from the Appalachia(kentucky, tennessee, w. virginia, western N.C.) region. and its perfectly normal.

-Gunner

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im 18 years old and a dude.
how do i heal from a heartbreak? ive dated this girl for a year, and now we broke up. how do i get better? it sucks honestly, but any tips?

time. it sucks, but its about the only thing that can get the broad out of your head.
-Gunner

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How come whenever me and my boyfriend are messing around, i cum so much. It's gross and i dont know why it happens but its embarrasing.

THATS AWESOME!!!
I'm not understanding the problem here. if I was in your boyfriend's shoes, I would feel like I'm ten feet tall.
stop freaking out about it.
-Gunner

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Hi a friend of mine is starting a business in a different country, he gave me his savings so I can transfer it to him when he gets there and start the business. After transferring the money I found out his savings was a loan, he is now going to claim bankruptcy and start a life in a different country. I thought I was helping a friend and now I feel involved in his bankruptcy. Can the loan company come after me because I sent him the money?

I have no joint accounts with him, he was just a friend, he gave me the funds in a bank cheque so I thought it was good money... Should I be worried?

damn. if you are absolutely positive this is what he has done, go to a lawyer. explain everything in exquisite detail, and the lawyer will know what to do. depending on the jurisdiction, you may be charged with obstruction or aiding and abetting for not telling somebody.
-Gunner

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Ive been with my girlfriend for about 2 months, and we are both 20. We are sexually active.
And btw, we live in Toronto, a city where there are alot of clubs, bars, etc. So like, we live together in an apartment, and i would say that she is really attractive. I personally think she is, but she is hot to other guys too. Like when we go to bars together, all the guys stare at her ass. And sometimes i get jealous, especially when she acts all flirtacious by blowing them a kiss back. It sucks you know? I feel so small when a bunch of handsome buff guys hit on her at bars when i go to the bathroom. It seems like im a nerd dating a supermodel. And im not fat or gross or anything, im taller than her, slim, short haired, i dont look like .. you know "that shes out of my league" like i think im somewhat in her league. But she is so damn sizzling and you would think that is a good thing, but sometimes it SUCKS because i get so damn jealous when she talks to other guys.
When im alone at home, she always goes out dancing with her friends, and some of them are guys. And i dont wanna control her and be like, "no, i want you to be home". Like, i dont wanna be her father, i wanna be her man, to love her and stuff. I do love her, and she loves me. But i feel like she is right on the tip of my grasp and that i could lose her anytime since she could EASILY get any guy she wants, maybe a guy who is 10x better looking than me and who is also loaded-rich too. And im drowning in a pool of worry and jealousy. She is beautiful, but she is like, TOO beautiful. i want to stay with her. Help me?

yeah... thats not promiscuous. flirty would work in its place.
dude, she's with you for a reason. perhaps she doesn't like those other dudes, and just messes with them for fun. take a chill pill, relax, and everything will be fine. once you've gotten your zen, talk with her about how her behavior toward the other dudes at the bar makes you feel. if she cares for you, she'll stop doing it so much in front of you. I had a girl like that a while ago, I dealt with it by knowing for a fact, that I could beat the hell out of any of those dudes, and that she hated dudes like them.
tell you what, next weekend you should rent "she's out of my league" and watch it with your girlfriend. its a wonderful romantic comedy, you'll like it.
-Gunner

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im a teenage boy, and i go to highschool full of hot girls. and since i see like 50 hot girls in a 6-hour time period at school, all that horniness builds up and i go home instantly and masturbate. And this happens everyday. Is this normal? And is it normal for me to imagine a specific girl at school when i am masturbating? Is this all normal?

yep. thats normal. don't worry, your hormones will get back under control in a few more years
-Gunner

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Me and my girlfriend want to have sex. I'm 17 and she's 18. How do we do it ?

need diagrams? good, because I don't have any. here's what you do- fool around with each other, and if she says it feels good, keep doing it.
-Gunner

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Is it a sin to sleep naked with the one you love?

alright jesus freaks, quit crowding everybody with your shit.
no, its not a sin(well, technically speaking, it is if you believe any of that "you'll go to hell for masturbating" pish-posh). if you really care about each other, and both of you feel comfortable with it, go right ahead.
have fun
-Gunner

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Im a teenage boy, and i always wanted to know why girls dont seem as horny as we do. Maybe it is just me, but i go to highschool filled with hot girls everywhere and it drives me nuts. But the girls dont seem that way towards guys. They seem like they dont even think about boys or sex at all, but why is it that us guys always are more horny?

because at that point in your life, you are absolutely jacked with hormones. thats why teenage guys are sex-crazed. I assume its either not as much of a problem for girls, or that they're more reserved about it.
-Gunner

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is there a place in the world where everybody wants to have sex and is willing to do it anytime? and btw, this is a serious question. I live here in Ottawa, Canada, and the girls are somewhat interested in sex on a normal manner, but is there a country where sex is really important and where people are down all the time to do it?

dude.... wow. there is no country like that. there may be countries where its more socially acceptable to have sex with random people, but there is no nationality that just loves to fuck. Try and find a swingers party in your area, they love to have sex all the time with different people....
but no. there is no mystical carribbean island full of big breasted women waiting for you.
-Gunner

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How can I turn on this guy and make him want to have sex but just tease him because I dont want to go all the way yet?

you're damn right adviceman.
Why in the hell would you want to tease somebody like that? What possible reason would you have to do this, other than being an evil manipulative child!?
I promise you, one of these days, you're going to push it too far, and then you'll get hurt.
knock it off.
-Gunner

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Okay, so i've liked this guy for like legit 3 years. I'm a freshman in high school and he's a sophomore. He's mad popular and really good at sports. He's known that i've liked him ever since he's been in 8th grade and i've been in 7th grade. I like him a lot, and i want him more than anything. And i really wanna get to know this kid, but i'm afraid to say hey to him, or even smile at him. He looks at me constantly, and so do his friends. Sometimes he can't even look away from me, and he gives me mixed signals and looks. What do i do, do i say hi? or no? I'm friends with him on Facebook and whenever he's online i always stare at the screen waiting for him to chat or message me, but he never does. I don't wanna waste my time on him for the rest of my life, i think i may be falling in love with this kid, and i don't even know him. And i see him everywhere. I'm like obsessed, and i don't know why. God gives me tons of signals everyday, but i just am too scared. Is he waiting for me to say hey, or talk to him first? Why would he be waiting for me? he seems like the kind of guy that would never like me, but everyone knows that i like him, even his brother gives me looks. All the girls think he's like mad cute and hot, and he is, but then again other people say he's a tool and such. I just don't wanna believe them. Please help.
sincerely,
a girl who needs answers.

stop screwing around and talk to him. trust me, an answer either way is better than never knowing.
good luck
-Gunner

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well, i really like a guy, well at least i think i do, because honestly i don't know anymore, i'm so confused. i mean, he's the most amazing, nicest guy i have ever met, and i melt every time i see him smile and naturally smile back.
he's so kind to everyone that i can't tell if he likes me or not.

ok, just to indicate a silent convo between us is, i had to go to his accounting class cause my teacher wanted to see me and he was sitting right in the front and he was having a bad day, his brother fell through a window... and he was glum and he looked up and did this beamy/glowy smiling thing at me like he was the happiest guy in the world, and i smiled back and his smile widened and he mouthed "Hi" i smiled again and mouthed "Hi" back.
this happens so often. and i'm so confused.
i'm thirteen
and he's a few years older.
and i need help. cause i can't keep talking myself into not liking him when his smile reaches his eyes.
oh and for the record, he's deleted me a few times off bbm. it sucks ass.
PS: we had a valentines ball and i was waitressing and he pushed his way through everyone and said hi to me, and we laighed, i can't remember much i was just happy. were so much more connected in person
and i'm tired of listening to love songs and of him poping in and out of my head
- Juliet -female, duh (:

well, I don't know what the hell a bbm is, but I assume its some kind of social networking device. if you're this struck by him, and he's this bonkers over you(or not, whatever..), then perhaps you should bring up the subject of dating with him. Last I checked, "he was glum and he looked up and did this beamy/glowy smiling thing at me like he was the happiest guy in the world" only happened to me when I really liked a girl. so stop dick-dancing around and talk to the guy.
good luck
-Gunner

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i'm not together with with the father of my children and i don't let him near them. he is a very bad person; he dose drugs all the time, gets drunk, gets in fights, hurts his family, smokes, and doesn't have a job or an education. he loves me and our kids but he is easily made angry and he used to take his anger out on us; yell at me a lot, has hurt a few times, cussed and said very inappropriate things in front of our kids. so i don't want him putting the kids though that anymore. dose keeping my kids away from there father make me a bad parent?

not at all. If he ever gets his shit together, then consider letting him back in their lives. but until then, you are entirely justified in your actions.
good luck
-Gunner

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