Erinn_the_bamf's advice column

thanks you very much for telling me the truth! your caliing me fat!!! okay but one more thing...i was wearing a thong when i fell and they saw it!!! helpp!!!

When did I call you fat? Never. If you think you are fat I said to work out. Also men self-conciously like women with meat on their bones better. 1) bigger boobs 2) they think that'll make better kids. Anyway don't be worried about the thong. The guy probably think that you're sexy because of it. And if he doesn't choice of underwear doesn't matter. Only idiots would make fun of you because of that.

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I have strep throat but my doctor told me that after 24 hours of beign on my medicine i wouldnt be contagious anymore. IF i went to a movie with my boyfriend tonight can I kiss him? Will it get him sick even though I have been on my medicine for a little over 24 hours. I NEED GOOD ADVICE I RATE HIGH! ANSWER THIS ASAP I NEEED TO KNOW

You should be fine to kiss him. If your doctor said it's OK it should be OK. Just don't use too much tongue just in case.

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well i was having a wonderful time at my sleepover birthday party last night with my 4 friends!!!!! i wore a pink skirt and a purple t-shirt with a white halter top that you can tie in the front. For dinner we had pizza!! i had 2 slices and some chocolate pudding so i could save alot of room for the popcorn at the movies. During the first 30 minutes of the movie, i finnished the jumbo . I also had to use the bathroom.i was the birthday girl, and i was hungry!!! so i got up and went to the bathroom and then i RAN over to the candy bar because i was sooo hungry! when i was running i tripped right in front of the candy bar. and when i got up, i saw my crush and his friend LAUGHGING AT ME!! i liked david since the 6th grade!! and so i just started laughing to act like i wasnt embarrassed but i was humiliated!!!DID I MENTION that when i stood up i farted in his face?!?!!??!!?!?!! i couldnt believe it!!!!! then as if things couldnt get any worse, i looked down and i realized my skirt was tucked in my panty hose and there was a long pppiece of USED toliet paper stuck there too!!!!!!! he was cracking up!!!! this had to be the worst birthday everr!! what do i do to get my dignity and respect back!! oh and did i tell you that a popular person was throwing a party there and that means alot of other popular kids where ganna be there! they ALL saw me fall, toot, toleit paper, and skirt! AND im a little chunky and big bonned but, they saw my fat JIGGLE! now they laugh at me at school and call me names and are so mean to me and my crush doesnt like me and thinks im a NERD! NO way im not a nerd! does this sound nerdy to you: short, fat, short brown hair, pimples on my chin, and i act like a oversized baby at times..HEE HEE!!! please help me win my crush, win my respect back and can you give me some cool tips on being popular?

love:
Jennie F.

i rate 5's!!!

Is this a joke? I'll answer it in case it's not.

Alright he may think you're a nerd but that can change. Write him a note about that night and tell him all about how you felt. If he's as good as you think he'll stop making fun of you. If he doesn't he's not worth it. Now to get your dignity back there is no sure way to do that. You just can't draw to much attention to yourself and in time everyone will forget about it. What's on the outside doesn't matter. But if you are self-concious here are some tips. Try to intake less calories in a day and exercise more. You don't need to eat that much food. WAs the movie boring? When people are bored then genarally feel hungry. Try to chew gum if you must put something in your mouth. Try buying proactive to get the pimples off your chin. Also maybe where some make-up. Try acting more mature if you act like a baby. You don't always have to get your way and try to look at the situation differently. I hope I helped!

P.S- if this is a joke and you're doing this all to rate me a 1 private ratings don't count.

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hey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me!
some screenname imed me and wouldnt tell me like who it was or anything and at the end of our convo this popped up
ch1nky39356: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

like i dont know what friend did this but is this joke thing true ? the things profile was all abuot this ebaums world too so it seems believeable... and how can i figure out who sent it to me?? haha thankss xO

Yes, it's true. Sorry there is no way to figure out who sent it to you but most people end up telling you. JUst ask some of your friends.

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does anyone know any really good color code sites?

thanks!!!!!

http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/

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It doesn't say God accepts all people into heaven. If it did, why would anyone need to be sorry for their sins? It says God MADE A WAY(the only way)for people to get to heaven through Jesus, but not all people accept his grace. Those that don't go to hell. Maybe you should read your bible.

It's against the Ten Commandments to lie. I know you where the person that said your friend was going to hell. Don't be an ass. God doesn't accept asses into heaven.

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i need a list of a LOT of rock bands. dont ask why.
over 5-6 is a five. rock bands, but not gay bands like simple plan and good charolette.

I hate GC and SP too.

AC/DC
Nirvanna
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
The Who
The Used
The Killers
Hellogoodbye
My Chemical Romance
Motion City Soundtrack
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
All-American Rejects
Weezer
Senses Fail
Blink 182
Bowling For Soup
The Click Five (I still wonder why they have the the)
Papa Roach (sp?)
Relint K
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Yellowcard
Hawthrone Heights
White Stripes
Lilix (yes I do like them don't be hating)
Gorillaz
Black Eyed Peas
System of a Down
Disturbed
Linkon Park
Three Doors Down
Marroon 5
Coldplay
Foo Fighters
Switchfoot

Not all of these may be your taste, heck I don't like some of them. I hope I helped!

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but my friend is a chrisitan. He wants me to go to church with him every week, and im not all that enthusiastic. I feel guilty for even thinking about saying no because i get all self concious when i think of him thinking of me as a sinner. Anyways we were having a very good time at a footbal game and then we were talking about stuff and somehow the topic just came up about dying. He was like, no offense but if you died right now i think you'd go to hell. He was being really serious. Well, it depressed the hell out of me. Im a nice person, i dont try to judge people, i like to share, my morals are higher then anyone elses and then i get depressed because i cant live up to them. I was really hurt but i didnt let on. He wouldnt elaborate, he said we could talk about it on the phone sometime. Well, do you think it was right of him to say that? Or am i just being dumb? I cant help but feel like im some kind of 'project' hes trying to save...

Your religion or religious belief doesn't send you to hell. Your sins aganist God do. If you are not really sorry for your sins you'll go to hell. Like it says somewhere in the Bible if you kill someone and you are truly sorry for it you will be accepted in to heaven. I do not know if you believe in all this or not but I am a strong believer. However, it does say God accepts all people into heaven. Tell your friend to read the frigging bible he's not as Christian as he thinks.

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How should I ask a girl if she will go out with me?

The most efficent way to ask is up front. You get a promt, direct, truthful answer. However, a really sweet way to ask a girl out is in a poem. It has to come from the heart. Try not to use playa words like "You're such a hot whore do me baby do me." She'll probably slap you or ruin your life. Try to keep it meaningful. I hope I helped!

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Hey all, I'm working as a waitress and often times I get soooo tired because I normally dont get off work untill about one in the morning. Anyways, I was wondering if there were any types of things I can take or do to boost my energy?? I havnt drinkin' any carbonated beverages for over 2 years, so those drinks are out, and when I take caffine pills, or energy pills, they make me sick. Its so anoying!!! Anyways, this is an easy five question and any help would be great!! Thanks

Try a caffinated tea. They do not taste like coffee or soda. They come in assorted flavors and really give you a boost.

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(I'm 14/f)

So, I've liked this guy for like a year...and my friend Ashley started liking him and no one seemed to care anymore that I liked him...it was all about her.

Last night when I found out that he was going to ask her out, I started crying...then he came over and asked me what was wrong...I kind of blew up at him and told him that I liked him, then walked away.

After that my other friends who were hanging out with us there told me that the guy kind of disappeared and I don't know if he askeed her out or not...

I don't want to face anyone in school on monday. If he didn't ask her out, and it was somehow my fault, Ashley might not speak to me anymore, and if he doesn't like me back, ESPECIALLY if he's going out with ashley now, I don't think I can face him...I sit next to him in two classes.

Imean...we're friends and everything, but I'm afraid that this will change our friendship that I came out and said I liked him like that...

I don't know how I'm supposed to talk to him when I see him. I'm actually considering faking sick so I don't have to go to school.

And I don't know how to approach Ashley either. Before, I was just going to let it be, let her be happy if Nathan and she got together, but when it actually happened(or was going to, at least), I couldn't be happy for her because I wasn't happy for me.

I don't know what to do.

Alright I've been in situations similar to this before. Write a note explaining it all. Tell him how you feel and such and what you're afarid of. If you do want to fake sick give this to a *GOOD FRIEND* who you know will deliver this to him without reading it. I don't exactlyknow what will happen from there but if he is a good enough guy he will probably make a smart deision. When it comes to the heart there really isn't much you can do. But he may realize something from your note. I hope I helped!

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What is 3rd base and how many bases are there?.I would never go furter than 1st base with a boy but you can't stop a curious 13 year old girl from wondering!!

Four bases. Thrid base is finger. Fourth is going alllll they way home if you know what I mean.

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You know how most girls like dating guys that are older than them. Some girls at my school like dating younger guys. And I was just wondering how many years apart do you think is 'too old' or 'too young' to date?

-13/f if your wondering

-Sorry I didn't know what to put this under.

If over 18 doesn't matter. If under go in a 2-3 year range. This is my opinon.

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well i dont have zits on my face small little bumps are on my face as well as arms. Few are red mainly my skin color but they are noticeable. My face and back of my arms feel rough do you have any help?? please I will give you a 5 thankss

It's probably an ingrown zit. Treat it as a normal zit. If this doesn't work, possibly it's an allergic reaction to a food. Or a rash. See a doctor or dermatologist if it is.

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14/f

Ok, I'm having a birthday party in late october. It's going to be a boy/girl party.. my mom was thinking I should do like a halloween theme i dunno yet. What are some activities I can do for like 13-15 year olds that are fun, or where should the party be at or stuff we should do? (ex- bowling, house, games, ect.)

If you want to go out:

Bowling

Roller Skating

Movies

Ice Skating

Arcade (if you're into that)

Dance party!! (if you're mom let's you)

Stuff to do at home:

Get a DJ or just play some CDs

Do a coustume theme

play truth or dare

play spin the bottle

watch movies

have a dance off (if you play cds)

go outside

play hide and seek/man-hunt.

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Are shoes with pointed toes still in style?

Yes. Pointy toes will always be in style.

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omg my pores are like the sise of mount everest what can i use to make them smaller? any ideas on products? thanx for the help its greatly appreciated

Proatice is very good. Most everything you find in the make-up section of department stores it good too. If they are really bad see a dermatologist. If they are infected the derm. will give you a shot and the blackhead will clear immedately. However, the shot is very costly. I hope I helped!

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wat does PMS stand for and wat does it mean??? all my guy friends ask me that wen i get mad and stuff??? im confused id it a insult?

I forget what it exactly each letter means but it's what meakes you emotional during your period.

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