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turning 13 stinks!


Question Posted Sunday October 9 2005, 4:17 pm

well i was having a wonderful time at my sleepover birthday party last night with my 4 friends!!!!! i wore a pink skirt and a purple t-shirt with a white halter top that you can tie in the front. For dinner we had pizza!! i had 2 slices and some chocolate pudding so i could save alot of room for the popcorn at the movies. During the first 30 minutes of the movie, i finnished the jumbo . I also had to use the bathroom.i was the birthday girl, and i was hungry!!! so i got up and went to the bathroom and then i RAN over to the candy bar because i was sooo hungry! when i was running i tripped right in front of the candy bar. and when i got up, i saw my crush and his friend LAUGHGING AT ME!! i liked david since the 6th grade!! and so i just started laughing to act like i wasnt embarrassed but i was humiliated!!!DID I MENTION that when i stood up i farted in his face?!?!!??!!?!?!! i couldnt believe it!!!!! then as if things couldnt get any worse, i looked down and i realized my skirt was tucked in my panty hose and there was a long pppiece of USED toliet paper stuck there too!!!!!!! he was cracking up!!!! this had to be the worst birthday everr!! what do i do to get my dignity and respect back!! oh and did i tell you that a popular person was throwing a party there and that means alot of other popular kids where ganna be there! they ALL saw me fall, toot, toleit paper, and skirt! AND im a little chunky and big bonned but, they saw my fat JIGGLE! now they laugh at me at school and call me names and are so mean to me and my crush doesnt like me and thinks im a NERD! NO way im not a nerd! does this sound nerdy to you: short, fat, short brown hair, pimples on my chin, and i act like a oversized baby at times..HEE HEE!!! please help me win my crush, win my respect back and can you give me some cool tips on being popular?

love:
Jennie F.

i rate 5's!!!


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maria2653 answered Sunday October 9 2005, 8:01 pm:
who cares if your a little chunky! you can still be sexy. wear cute clothes and lots of make up (try to make it look like your not wearing any though). go shopping. heres a list
1. foundation, test it on your hand to make sure it matches your skin color
2. mascara, black
3. lip gloss, balmy nights, victorias secret
4. tight jeans, forever21 or abercrombie and fitch
5. polos aeropastel or hollister
6. garnier frutis products-cvs
a)shampoo
b)conditioner
c)gel
d)hair spray
directions for hair stuff....
wash hair with shampoo and conditioner, let air dry for a little bit until SLIGHTLY damp then put the gel in and scrunch your hair with your hands under a blow dryer. directions are on the bottle.

show up at school like this with your sexy make over and theyll all be amazed! good luck!

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Erinn_the_bamf answered Sunday October 9 2005, 4:41 pm:
Is this a joke? I'll answer it in case it's not.

Alright he may think you're a nerd but that can change. Write him a note about that night and tell him all about how you felt. If he's as good as you think he'll stop making fun of you. If he doesn't he's not worth it. Now to get your dignity back there is no sure way to do that. You just can't draw to much attention to yourself and in time everyone will forget about it. What's on the outside doesn't matter. But if you are self-concious here are some tips. Try to intake less calories in a day and exercise more. You don't need to eat that much food. WAs the movie boring? When people are bored then genarally feel hungry. Try to chew gum if you must put something in your mouth. Try buying proactive to get the pimples off your chin. Also maybe where some make-up. Try acting more mature if you act like a baby. You don't always have to get your way and try to look at the situation differently. I hope I helped!

P.S- if this is a joke and you're doing this all to rate me a 1 private ratings don't count.

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xiicarebareiix answered Sunday October 9 2005, 4:28 pm:
do you really want to have a crush on somebody as shallow as this guy sounds? and btw: have u read my bio? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG W/ NERDS! being nerdy isnt a bad thing. and why would u want to be popular if the popular people are mean enough to laugh at you? i wouldnt. and for winning your respect back...just act like nothing happened and if people bring it up, just laugh it off. its ok. my 13th b-day sucked too...it doesnt matter. you'll get over it. and just incase you didnt get my 'hint', find a worthier crush. this guy seems like a real jerk.

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