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Firstly, I'm a vegetarian. Secondly, I doubt Firstly's a word. Thirdish, I'm trying to get this girl off my back for being on! She keeps saying how, and i quote, "I mean c'mon. HAvent u gone 2 a restarant and smelt all the juicy things that include MEAT?!?" It's driving me INSANE! Help me shut her up... Please... (link)
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Is thirdish a word? TEll her to shut up. Find something that she does, or is, and annoy her to death about it. Bug her about eating all of those poor litkle baby animals. Or make fun of her hair. If you continue to have problems, Talk to me again, and I'll send my bishounen after her. No, never mind, she'd enjoy that, I'll send my soul after her. Or the psychopathic cheese doodles. Your choice.
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I'm just starting out in the guitar world, and I've been doing some research. I've decided that I want a Fender, because they've gotten good reviews and are in my price range (or the ones I've seen, anyway.)My questions consist of:
1. What's a dreadnaught? Is it bigger than a Grand Concert?
2. Are you supposed to use a pick with acoustics?
3. What is the best kind of case?
4. What's a good price (in general) for a Fender?
I think I want the Grand Concert GC-12 Acoustic, but I also might want the DG 245 Dreadnaught Acoustic.
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1 a dreadnaught is the juggernaught's little brother.
2 I don't think it matters, as long as you don't use a pick with your nose.
3 one that holds a guitar.
4 5 million trillion dollars. that's how much I'm selling my invisable neon-black fender for. *crickets chirp* Okay, I'm lying. I don't even know what a fender is. Obviously, I'm full of shit cause I rally gotta go.
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my boyfriend sometimes says that im too quiet and when he tells me to talk i dont know what to talk about and when i tell him to talk he says no because im the one thats supposed to talk.....what should i talk to him about?
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Here are some suggestions:
Anime
Manga
Television shows
The news
books
The psychopathic cheese doodles gnawing at your teacher's crotch.
None of these subjects interest you? Dammit, woman, I can only think for so long before i get distracted! I'm not all focused and lawful like the rest of you-- Oh, hey, that doggy has a funny tail! I knew i bought that lighter fluid for something...
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well I am having trouble in my 7th grade math class and my grandma wants me to get a touter.She has been buging me for ever and to me if I get a totour I will feel stupid so.. Should I or should I not get a totour. (link)
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I personally think that you should. 7th grade math can be really hard. Maybe you should stay after school one day and ask your teacher for help. (or go to school really early.) I think that you'll be much happier if you pass the 7th grade and feel stupid than if you failed it and feel even stupider. (is that a word?)
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ok i was siting with my freind today at lunch and all and i have been hanging with him quite a bit during school and stuff and i am confused about how i feel about him because becuase today i was partners with him in the wieght room and we were having a blast and all then at lunch our friends went to sit with other people so it was just me and him and i was like in my head gosh i feel like a geek and stuff but as we talked i was reall comfy with him and stuff and other times i just think of him as a friend i mean right now i would never be able to see my self kissing hin but i sometimes could see us hugging and stuff and then lik yesterday i was like 'f you matt" kidding around and he knew it and then he was like " i love you too becah" and i was like you love me and he was like sure so i dont know no how i feel casue sometimes i kinda like him like him and other times i only like him as a friend (link)
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maybe you love him as if he were your brother? If you don't wanna lose your friendship, don't ask him out. If you think you could still be friends if you ever broke up with him, ask him out. If you know you would never break up (because the oracle told you so) then ask him out. If you're eating pocky, then can I have some? Strawberry pocky ish da yumm!
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I've been leaving my window open at night because the room is so hot, and some time within the last month I have developed an odd crawling, painful sensation in my stomach. At night I have interesting dreams about creatures laughing and poking me with sticks and blue lightning coming from the ground. I am beginning to think I'm in serious trouble.
The thing I'm wondering most is, am i carrying a demon child or an alien one? I would much rather have a demon child, because with aliens, who knows? I find demons a bit more amiable and predictable. Plus, demons generally speak English. Can anyone tell me if I'm pregnant by a demon or an alien? (link)
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Take a pregnancey test! Or go see your doctor. Don't tell him/her that it might be an alien or demon, though, cause then you'll be joining me in the loony bin. Besides, it may not even be a demon or an alien. How do I know that? Ur, nevermind. I'll stop letting the mutant sea-chipmonks out at night. They stole my cheetos anyway, the bastards. (I think that your local drugestore should have pregnancey tests.)
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sometimes i feel like my weight is getting to high ...although everone tells me i am not fat i feel it and i dont want it! i cant go running i never am able to keep it up....i cant help my self to foodS! i crave easy how can i solve this without those traits! (link)
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If everyone tells you you are not overweight, I'd assume you aren't. Who says running is the only form of excercise? Go WALKING or bike riding, or join a sport. And dont NOT help yourself to food. If you're hungry, eat, but make sure what your eating is healthy.
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Why are squirrels such vicious and demonic rodents? (link)
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Okay, as the Squirrel Murderess, I have to reply.
Squirrels are part of a secret goverment agency. They are the "big brother" always watching you. You know that chatter-y sound they make? They're communicating with the computers that are programmed into their brains, which sends the information it collectors.If theres a large amount of squirrels near you, somethings going down. So catch squirrels and send them to me to kill and reprogram so there wont be any problems.
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I've heard that some babysitters take classes at local hospitals or community centers. What do they teach you? Are they worth it? Does it matter where you go to take them? (link)
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Its worth it, believe me. Most classes are only 10-15 dollars, and you learn lots of first aid things that you will not know, I gaurentee you. If they certify you in CPR it might be slightly more expensive, but its an awesome skill that helped you EVERYWHERE, not just babysitting.
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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? (link)
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The microwave will explode, killing you due to extaneous amounts of radiation.
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Okay, there are a couple of guys that I like, and I've never had a boyfriend before (I'm a junior in high school). I keep getting hints from other people that they like me, but I just don't have any clue whether or not they like me, and I really am getting tired of trying to listen to people who have no clue what they're talking about when they say that someone likes me. Any suggestions on how I can figure it out for myself without asking them straight out or asking their friends or mine?
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I say give up on them all together.
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