I've been leaving my window open at night because the room is so hot, and some time within the last month I have developed an odd crawling, painful sensation in my stomach. At night I have interesting dreams about creatures laughing and poking me with sticks and blue lightning coming from the ground. I am beginning to think I'm in serious trouble.
The thing I'm wondering most is, am i carrying a demon child or an alien one? I would much rather have a demon child, because with aliens, who knows? I find demons a bit more amiable and predictable. Plus, demons generally speak English. Can anyone tell me if I'm pregnant by a demon or an alien?
Trueflight answered Monday December 8 2003, 5:17 pm: Yeah, I'd prefer the demon too... demons are funky spiffness. Aliens are mostly just weird. I mean, I'm much more familiar with demons than aliens, but still... [ Trueflight's advice column | Ask Trueflight A Question ]
orphans answered Saturday December 6 2003, 4:16 pm: Take a pregnancey test! Or go see your doctor. Don't tell him/her that it might be an alien or demon, though, cause then you'll be joining me in the loony bin. Besides, it may not even be a demon or an alien. How do I know that? Ur, nevermind. I'll stop letting the mutant sea-chipmonks out at night. They stole my cheetos anyway, the bastards. (I think that your local drugestore should have pregnancey tests.) [ orphans's advice column | Ask orphans A Question ]
actualtruths answered Saturday December 6 2003, 3:13 pm: Generally, I think it's neither the demon in you or the alien. I think it's just scares. You know that dreams are mostly representing some part of our life that troubles us. Like some hard maths test you haven't studied for could give you nightmares about numbers.
In the same way, I think you are having some second thoughts and having some nervous energy in your system. You are probably worried about something that might be wrong or turn wrong.
How can you really be pregnant by a demon or alien unless you've have sex with them? Okay, I don't know you're answer, but I'm working with the fact that you haven't.
Relax, try to resolve you anxieties or worries before you sleep. Trust me. You'll be feeling the calm and relaxation returning soon.
indie07 answered Saturday December 6 2003, 2:55 pm: Okay, first of all I don't think you are crazy. If that's what's going through your head. But Things like that don't happen in the real world. The feeling can be caused by you just having these dreams. Trust me, sometimes I had dreams that I will like stub my toe or something... and I will wake up and my toe with hurt. It's all in your head. If you need anything else, I'm here.
Joshua answered Saturday December 6 2003, 12:21 am: A friend of mine was experiencing some of the same sensations. She did end up being pregnant, and one night, she had her "child" in her own bed with her parents by her side. Her father hushed her mother's screams as he dug the perfect hole to bury the beast and any memories of it thereafter in the backyard.
shay*shay answered Friday December 5 2003, 8:10 pm: lol! Pregnat with demans! If you are a person you should reproduce humans not damons or aliens. And usually when you open your window and cold air brushes onto you and your not used to it you get cramps its normal. If you think creatures are in your room through your window or something I suggest you get a fan. Have you seen a scary movie latley? It could be that. Though you may keep having them because your not finishing your dream its typical. Happens all the time. If this gets serious a sycatris is always a good idea.
-Shay :-) [ shay*shay's advice column | Ask shay*shay A Question ]
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