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I like to rub axe oil onto my vagina when I'm touching myself...I somehow like the cool feeling....
So I'm wodering if there are any other oils that make you feel heat or maybe a slight stinging or pain.
I would love to try out any of your suggestions!
Thank you! (link)
durex make lube for that. They have Durex Tingle for a tingling cool feeling, and is mint flavoured. Another one (the red bottle) is cinnamon flavoured, and makes the area go warm, especially when blown on.


Okay so I don't actually have much hope for this one....
You see, I was wondering if there was a hand-held device that you could read documents from.. you know like including Adobe and Word...
Well of course I know it exsists.... Here's the catch... I kinda need it under $25 including shipping charges if it's on the internet.
I'm very grateful to any help!
Thank you! (link)
i dont think thats possible to be honest...just look at them all...check out the reviews..and save up? it'll be a lot more than $25. The ipod touch reads adobe documents...not sure about word?


im told not to tell a soul because its getting somewhat taken care of. so il ask un-named. my bff is very badly depressed bc her moms boyfriend abused her so she told her mom after a while and he killed her mom and he went to jail which was a little over a year ago. now she lives with her grandparents. her grandpa is very bad bipolar and abuses her as well but only her none of her younger siblings. today she finally told me about what her grandpa does and showed me her new bruise which is very bad, it is like right on under her breast an its bloody red and very swollen and stuff she wont even put anything on it because its swollen and itd make it bigger. still which happend two days ago it even ripped her shirt. this weekend he is going to treatment for bipolar so she is running away and staying with a certain friend because he will be very bad. he is also their only source of income since the grandma cant work so if he goes they go homeless. hes going into treatment so it will maybe get better and if she gets taken away hed probly go for her little siblings so she wants to stay and take it for them. she also has anger management problems and depression so shes very agressive to people but i dont blame her. what can i do? any advice on any of this and as much advice as possible?! its getting better so i am not telling. im almost 16 and she is 14 (link)
i agree with answers below. You need to tell someone. You cannot stand by and watch this injustice. If she does leave home, will she leave her siblings? if so..they could be at danger! so you need to tell cps. it is your duty to do the right thing. not doing the right thing for fear of losing your friend is a selfish deed, and so you cannot stand by. I urge you to tell someone of authority to help with this situation. You will be doing the right thing.

Hope everything gets sorted out, good luck :)


I gues sthe title pretty much says it all but just in case: I want to kinda do as much of my christmas shopping in one shot so I am looking for a complete list of all the stores that are having Black Friday Sales so that I can pick and choose the one with the most christmas presents for my list.

You can only camp out outside one store overnight so I want to pick wisely and not miss out on the best deals.

Thank you! (link)
That is a good answer you already got but there is a place that keeps a running list of all stores. So far here are the ones that have released ads:

AAFES
Ace Hardware
AJ Wright
Bass Pro
Bealls
Best Buy
Big Lots
Build-A-Bear
Burlington Coat Factory
Chelsea Premium Outlets
Converse Outlet
Costco
Craft Warehouse
Dell
Dollar General
Etnies
Gamecrazy
Gamestop
Gander Mountain
Gymboree
Half Price Books
Harbor Freight
Home Depot
HP
Ikea
JC Penney
JoAnn
Just Cabinets
Kohl's
Kmart
Lowes
MacMall
Macy's
Melting Pot
Meijer
Menard's
Michael's
Mill End Textiles
Modell's
New York & Company
Northern Tool
OD
Office Max
Old Navy
Olympia Sports
OnSale
Pep Boys
Prime Outlets
Rack Room Shoes
Radio Shack
Rite Aid
Sam-I-Am's
Sears
Sports Authority
Staples
Stein Mart
Tanger Outlet Malls
Target
Tommy Hilfiger
Toys R Us/Babies R Us
True Value
Walgreens
Walmart

For a list with links fto the ads and stuff click here and go to slickdeals.net:

http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1619285



I'm 17 and my boyfriend's 16. Can I run into any legal trouble when I turn 18?
(I live in the US, by the way) (link)
When you're 18, and lets say he's like 17, you can only get into legal troubles if you guys have sex, because you are considered an adult and he's a minor. If nobody knows about it, then yeah, more power to you, but it IS illegal to have sex with a minor. So, just heads up. :)


So there's this guy that makes me want to shoot myself, and I've decided that I'm going to get him back for the mean stuff he does to the world.

I need something really easy, that doesn't cause him physical pain. I want this to be a blow to his pride. . . and a huge one.

Don't bother with the "revenge is not the answer" stuff, I've made up my mind.

Any suggestions would be helpful! :) (link)
well it depends, there are many ways to get revenge on someone without physically hurting them. are you a guy or a girl? Because you cant do different things if you are either one.

If you are a girl, you can try flirting with him (leading him on, tricking him). If he has a girlfriend, tell his girlfriend about bad things he does. Tell his friends, his sister, his parents, etc. Or you can tell the school. If he litters for example, tell on him and remain anonymous. If you see him bullying someone, tell on him, remain anonymous. Prank him. Example: get his number and call him and pretend to be one of his friends. Then ask him to meet you somewhere(like ask him to hangout), then dont show up. That would just waste his time and feel like he got flaked on. Stuff like that. Be Creative :).


Ok, so I have a big day tomorrow. PROBLEM: A zit! A big one right in the middle of my forehead and no way to hide it. :( How do you get rid of a pimple overnight? Like while you sleep if possible?

Please help me! (link)
umm this might be a little late to answer, but whatever lol.

you can either pop it and squeeze ALL of the pus and the blood out, then tomorrow, it will become flat and dry.
OR
You can apply toothpaste to the zit and it will POSSIBLY reduce redness overnight. It doesnt always work.

hope i helped :)


female.
this may be a weird question .. but i was wondering .. is there a certain way to hug someone thats more "flirty, cute or sexy?" a hug that shows that your interested in someone? like putting your arms around a guys neck instead of his waist? i dont know!! suggestions?? (link)
i think:
flirty- neck
sexy- either neck or..like...just going for ass..but not really there
cute- tight, traditional hug


My bf would love a model car replica of his 2000 honda civic gold rims and all. Is there anyway of ordering a custom made model replica car???? (link)
have you tried google?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=custom+model+replica+cars&meta=&aq=f&oq=


i want to get my mom and dad gifts for the holidays but i have no idea what to get them! i don't have that much money so i was thinking something in the $20 area.. any ideas? (link)
Maybe somthing for the both of them. Some kitchen apliances sell for just a little over 20.


15/f
I just broke up with my boyfriend of 5 months. we've always been very on and off, but i think this is the end for real. Hes kinda a jerk and i need help telling myself im over him. I need some songs that will help me to remember why i dont want him.
I would prefer if they were indie/altenative/hard rock. and male singers would be cool. Sad somgs make me think of him so i need something slightly aggressive/angry. One i've been listening to is 'better off' by T.O.A.D.
Thanks a bunch guys
XXXOOO,
Lonley_girl (link)
Bolling ball-SuperChick


A construction firm employs two levels of the tile installers: craftsmen and apprentices. Craftsmen install 500 square ft. of specialty tile, 100 square feet of plain tile and 100 linear ft of trim in one day. Apprentices install 100 square feet of specialty tile, 200 square feet of plain tile and 100 linear feet of trim in one day.

The firm has a one day job that requires 200 square feet of specialty tile, 1600 square feet of plain tile and 1200 linear feet of trim, The construction firm pays craftsmen $200 per day and pays apprentices $120 perday.

1.How many craftsmen and apprentices should be assigned this job so that it can be completed in one day with the minimum labor cost?

2.What's the minimum labor cost?

3. write 5 linear inequalities to represent the constraints. (remember x is greater than or equal to 0 and y is greater than or equal to 0)

4. State how many craftsmen and how many laborers are required for the min cost.



I'm not exactly sure about the inequalities like how to write them from this equation. so please help and thank you :]
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1. 2 craftsmen, 21 apprentices ( i think)

thats all i could do without my brain hurting :|

is this what an american(assuming) maths problem is like? god help u if so :|


19/female. i'm still a virgin, but i do have a few questions for when im READY to have sex. i've heard that some girls bleed, and if your really wet that you'll get the bed/sheets wet, correct? I think i'm going to be very embarassed when this happens, even when i'm with the right guy. especially if we're on his bed, which will probably be the case? how can i overcome being embarassed about it, even though it's basically natural. did anyone else have this problem? what did you do? and what is your preference to do after you have sex with a guy? just like opinions, thats all:) (link)
im a guy btw. Um..i think when a girl gets wet, its rele sexy. It turns me on. Not many girls squirt..which is when..well..you squirt liquid out..and i find that hot aswell..he'll enjoy it and wont mind. you may or may not bleed, depending on whether he breaks your hymen or not. Even if he does, you may not bleed. Also...after sex..i like to smoke a cigarette and have a coffee...she likes to cuddle..so we do both :D :)


I am 5"1 17 and 113-112 lbs. I want to be 108. By going on the special K diet, however, will I gain weight on it because I am not per say, fat. Is this a diet for heavy people?

Thanks !! (link)
you will still be able to lose weight. But the thing with these diets is that..the second you stop...you'll put it back on. After all, you cant eat special K everyday for the rest of your life!


i legally want to seperate myself from my parents. they are dead to me. i don't want to get into it, but yes, i AM sure, so please don't bother with that. the problems is that i don't know how to go about it. i live in england, and am 16. what are the legal requirements. all my family and friends live back in the US, and i have been sponsred to move there. by the time im 20 i'll be a US citezen. i don't mind waiting till then, but i want to know any thing and everyhting about it. i really hope you understand that this is my life, ao please take this seriosuly, and tell me everything you know evevn if you aren't 100% sure (just tell me, if that is the case). even tell me your own opinions (about the practicality of it, not whether i should do it, because im not reading about that okay?). tell me about you own experiences. i wanna know about cost, laws, etcs. my parents won't fight against it, so will it just be simple? thank you very much, it means a hell of a lot to me! (link)
i found out (from yahoo):

In the UK you can leave at 16 provided you have parents permission and someone over 18 to sign a tendency fore you.

basically, they are all saying that you should contact a lawyer. Find a descent family lawyer, and ask about it. They usually charge by the hour, but you can get it paid for. hope i helped :)


i have been on birth control for a about a month and two weeks almost three well im not very good at taking them like at all the other week i forgot to take the pill so i took two the next day. then the other day i was about to take it and the pill dropped and i couldnt find it OF COIURSE! that day me and my boyfriend were having sex and i told him not to cum in me but he did anyway. he almost alawys cums in me by the way. (we just started cuming in me thoug) and even missing the pills i dont take them all at the same time everyday sometimes i forget in the morning or i figure i dont have time and take it when i get home from school or b4 i go to bed. but sometimes i take it regurlary everyday in the morning but that lasts like three days. and i know there are chances of getting pregnant ALWAYS! and the way ive been doing things i have a greater chance of but. what are the sighns and stuff and percentage of getting prego. like the first week of getting prego do you have signs i have been pooping like three times a day now that mean anything! (link)
i dont think you can tell during the first week. I think you may be able to tell only after three weeks. heres an article from:

http://www.butterflybabies.co.uk/signs-of-pregnancy.htm#1

The Most Important Very Early Signs of Pregnancy - at 3 Weeks Pregnant -

The initial symptoms of pregnancy are so widely known that in most instances you, as the prospective mother, make the diagnosis yourself shortly after conception has taken place.

Some pregnancy signs and symptoms appear when you are only 3 weeks pregnant. On the other hand, you might suspect that you are pregnant when you are not, because these symptoms could be associated with other conditions as well. Likewise, you can be pregnant without experiencing any of these symptoms.

The signs of pregnancy may be classified according to their reliability - presumptive, probable, and positive. The very early pregnancy signs and symptoms are presumptive signs, and doubtful evidence regarding your pregnancy. The last, which is positive signs of pregnancy, are infallible proof that you are pregnant. Therefore, you should not be surprised when your pregnancy signs become positive, after your suspicions were first aroused.

The earliest pregnancy symptoms include abdominal cramping that feels like menstrual cramps. This cramping is not, however, associated with menstrual bleeding. Instead of that, you might experience light vaginal spotting or mucus discharge. This very light bleeding occurs a bit earlier than your expected normal periods. The spotting is lighter in color than the normal menstrual blood, and doesn't last as long either. These earliest signs of pregnancy -- abdominal cramping and spotting -- are also known as implantation symptoms of pregnancy.

Increased need to urinate is a common early sign of pregnancy that occurs shortly after conception, and prevails for several weeks. Some pregnant women may also have difficulty in urination, and a few may experience discomforts with it. The reason for the need to empty the bladder frequently may be connected with the changes in the reproductive organs after pregnancy has become established. The supply of blood is increased to all the organs concerned with the reproductive process, shortly after conception. Partly because of this congestion, and partly because of the embryonic development, the uterus becomes altered in a number of ways. These early changes may irritate the bladder causing the increased need to urinate. All the bladder symptoms gradually disappear by the fourth month, but become prominent again towards the end of pregnancy.

The failure of menstruation to appear, when it is expected, is almost always a symptom of pregnancy. This early sign of pregnancy is the one that most commonly attracts attention. As a rule, when this happens to a healthy woman during her childbearing years -- which usually extends from the fifteenth to the forty-fifth year -- it indicates pregnancy. But there are exceptions to this very good rule. Besides pregnancy, several conditions cause temporary suppression of menstruation. Diseases of the womb may interfere with the menstrual process. Menstruation is also influenced by certain ovary conditions. In addition to a busy lifestyle or major lifestyle changes, excessive dieting or exercise as well as weight gain or cessation of oral contraceptives, may interrupt the regular appearance of the menstrual cycle. Emotional turmoil and grief, and strong fear or hope for pregnancy, may cause the absence of menstrual periods.

It is doubtful whether menstruation ever continues after conception. Instances in which the menstrual function is believed to persist are not uncommon. In most cases it is a sign that there is some danger of miscarriage. Since miscarriage often occurs about the same time that a menstrual period is expected, there is a probability for confusing the symptoms.


i painted this glass thing n its like small n hollow with a hole to put a candle in it then theres a dish on top. i need to figure out what it is called and what you can burn on it.. but i have noo idea what to even type in on the computer to look for it because i dont know what its called any ideas? could it be to burn powdered insence or candle or..? (link)
sounds like an oil burner? you put a candle in the candle hole, then on the dish on top, yo put oils. not olive oil or nothing, but something like lavender oil. These oils come in little 2inch bottles, and it smells really really strong! you can get this oil really cheaply, and it widely available. You put a couple drops of oil on the dish, and the heat from the candle will make the room smell of the evaporated oil. hope i helped :)


Does anyone know any good sites to invest in good silver. I heard it's like 15-20 dollars per ounce. I would like to start investing in some. Thank you. (link)
this is a good site:
http://www.silver-investor.com/

http://bullion.nwtmint.com/silver.php

just google silver rounds to be honest. Also, what i would reccomend, is to purchase from a local jeweler, or coin collector, or a coin store or something. Simply because you can see it first, properly, there is also room to haggle the price, and finnaly, you can develop a relationship with them, and becoming a loyal customer will mean you will get lower prices, best products, find someone who shares the interest etc. hope i helped :)


We are doing a preformance and in it we are doing Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness. We tried sliding onto stage, but the wood and stage is not slippery enough. Does anyone know any ideas to make our socks more slippery? Thanks. (link)
you could try making the floor slippery? One day, i was spraying spray starch onto my shirt, and some went on the floor, and i nearly slipped, because once it had dried, it had become slippery. You could try that? just regular spray starch in a can.


alright soo when we first started dating my boyfriend used to wear alot of this amazingg cologne and i really liked it...like i would alwayss want to be pretty much on top of him cause of it haha.. now he wears this new cologne that i don't like at all...how do i tell him this without hurting his feelings? should i buy him cologne i like for the holidays and tell him i'm in love with it or something? decembers pretty far though so idk what to do. help pleasee. (link)
lol...why dont you be all "what was the old cologne you used to wear? i LOVED that one!!"

i doubt he'll be offended if you tell him that you dont like his cologne? just put it subtley? :D




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