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I have 6 friends to buy Christmas presents for, and I know I have at least 100$ to spend, but I don't want to spend ALL that!! Can you help me think of gifts to buy for each of them that are under 10$? I'll tell you a little about each person...
Kaylee- Likes sparkles, but is sporty, and lovesss good movies!
Rachael- Very girly, and loves pink!
Scotlyn- Somewhat girly, and likes glitter, etc.
Summer- Loves to READ! She loved the book "Blue is for Nightmares".. If you've read it, that's the kind of books she likes!
Hannah- Girly.. likes makeup!
Kassy- Likes tinkerbell and monkies, and frogs.

I need to buy them each something 10$ or under! Please help me!

I'm also not sure what to get my mom. I don't really have a price limit on her, but I know I'm getting her a candle and a snowglobe. I'm just not sure what else to get her!

Kaylee- get her shorts/pants that say her favorite sport on the back. $5-15 depends on store
Rachel- either make-up or a purse. Either one or both would be perfect. $3-$17 depending on which you choose, what store
Scotlyn- get her some cute hair accersories (hairbands, scrunciis, ect) or some bracelets. $2-$7
Summer-I haven't read it but personally I think anyone would like Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. $5-6
Hannah- if she likes make-up you can't go wrong! Get a colors she doesn't have. $5-15
Kassy- she sounds like she would like she likes stuffed animals. Get her one of the things you listed stuffed. $5-10
Mom- JEWLERY! just a braclet or necklace to go with what you already got and your done. $20+. Could go up to any price depending where you buy.

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I want to ask my crush to winter formal creatively. (girls ask guys for this dance)
I have different ideas. Please rate one through ten each idea on how cheesy it is [1 being not at all cheesy, 10 being wow that's cheesy!] And also give me feedback about each idea.

#1: The Guitar Pic Idea. I type "Will you go to winter formal with me?" in small font and print it out and cut it out and glue it onto one side of a guitar pic and put clear nail polish over it so it doesn't look tacky. Then I'd give it to him. (He likes to play guitar.)

#2: Fortune Teller Idea. This is probably most flirtatous. I playfully tell him I've learned palm reading. Ask for his hand and as I move my finger over different lines on his palms, I jokingly make up different predictions like "You will be a famous rockstar." Then I say "Let's see what's in your near future." Then as I look at his palm, I say "I see you going to winter formal with me." And then sincerly look at him and ask, "Would you like to go to winter formal with me?"

#3: Icing On The Cookie Idea. I bake cookies and on one write in icing "Would you like to go to winter formal with me?" (One problem: I've never baked cookies in my life before)

If you have any other ideas they are appreciated. Thanks in advance!

I like #2 the best. But for rating I'd give one a 4. Two a 2. Three a 2. But two is not a good idea since you don't know how to bake cookies.

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what are some good websites where i can trick my friends into telling me their secrets?

http://www.crush007.com

^awesome

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http://fashionbug.charmingshoppes.com/Shopping/product.aspx?product_id=FM002607&nav=FM

Anyone think that shirt is cute cause i want to buy it

Yes it's cute. As a matter of fact I almost bought that today. But they didn't have my size.

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i am 13/f, 8th grade, virgin, flat, has not yet had my period, don't masterbate, etc etc. I havent even had my first kiss yet, which totally sucks. but i always have this gross white goopy stuff in my vagina or my underwear. its really gross. it doesnt smell or anything, its just.. gross. what is it????

i rate 5

It's called discharge. It's totally normal and you'll be getting your period soon. The more it increasers the closer you are to getting it.

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are? boobs fat?

Boobs are mostly fat.

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this might fill up a whole page but i need help! and i need it fast. ok. well i have a best friend. around my neighorbood she goes out with this boy. my parents don't like when any of my friends have boyfriends because i might turn into one of them and may end up"pregnant". one time my parents saw them talking together around my neighborhood. they are mad because i have a friend that is involved w/boyz. my best friend iz a very good person, but my brother is trying to tear us apart by telling lies to my parents. but as always, my parents listen to my bro. not me.so my parents don't want me and my best friends to be friends anymore. i'm 13yrs.old and in 8th grade. what am i suppose to do? i still want to be her friend, but at the same time i have to listen to my parents.
1. do i stop being her friend and listen to my parents?
2. do i continue to be her friend?
PLEASE HELP ME ON ALL OF THIS I'M SO CONFUSED!
oh yeah and my parents are going to put me in a charter school for 9th grade. ALL BECAUSE OF MY BROTHER(convinced them to put me in it becuz of my friend)please help me,FAST

First off you need to sit down and have a serious talk with your family. Parents and borther. Explain your side. Then tell your brother to leave the room and explain to your parents how your brother is hurting you. Tell all you told me here. Anyway in my opinon you should still be her friend. There is nothing wrong with having a friend that has a boyfriend. Make it clear to your parents that you do not intend to stop being friends with her. Lieing is bad. I hope I helped!

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Hey what if someone wanted to have sex and u didnt want to and they layed you on his bed should you have sex of call for help?

If he's forcing you to have sex against your will it is rape. Call the police.

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"We're your pj's inside out
Tap dance in front of your house while singing "Let it Snow"
Wear gloves to bed
Sprinkle salt on your driveway."

WHY WOULD YOU SPRINNKLE SALT ON THE DRIVEWAY?! THE SNOW WILL MELT, THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLEEEEE!!!!!!!

lol. This is more of a comment than a question. Just letting you know your advice column is great.

woo hoo.

hopeihelped

How am I supposed to know? I don't sit around and make these things up...but it'll save you the trouble of shovling I guess.

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i got my period for the 4th month at the beginning of november. the very beginning. so i had it for like a 5 days. 2 days later i got it again and i still have it now heavy as ever. is this normal? it sucks so much nd i have used SO many pads!!!

It's perfectly normal. For the first year or so a girl period is VERY irregular. It's nothing to get worried about.

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What would a 14-15 year old girl think if they saw the guys cock jus the shape of it from your shorts, cause theyre basketball shorts. Would they think its gross, hot!, orweird ?

Different for each girl. It depends what they've been around.

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I need this ASAP because I seriously need to get out of school on Monday. Name every snow dance ritual you know and I'll give you a five so please help me school is getting excrusiating!!!

We're your pj's inside out
Tap dance in front of your house while singing "Let it Snow"
Wear gloves to bed
Sprinkle salt on your driveway.

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What does this mean? "Note: AOL member profiles are not accessible through AOL Instant Messenger." i dont get it and really want to know!! thanks in adance! ill rate!

< 33
xo

I means that person is using AOL not AIM. Usually not the teen AOL. You can only have a profile on AIM.

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okay so my boyfreidn of a year and 2 months reallly likes snowmobiles n plays hockey and i wanna get hime somoething dealing wiht that for chiristmas... im filling a stocking with like a gas card(for hsi snowmobile)candy n idk wut else to put in there? any ideas plllllease help!!

Maybe you can also give him a hockey puck. I know, weird but he likes hockey. Or tickets to a hockey game.

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Hey .. does anyone know some good websites where i can just listen to music ? Not from xanga or anything .. most of them dont work anyway. But please if you can give me some sites thatd be awesome ! Thanks ..

Launch is great. All kinds of music videos. Go to http://www.launch.yahoo.com. Or MTV. mtv.com. Thos two are really good.

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i drink diet coke all the time. my friends say it will give me cancer. is that true? becuase i dont want the calories and carbs and sugar from soda or juice but i dont love water either.
sooo is diet coke cancerous?
what are some healthy alternatines? (i dont like milk)


thanks!

No, it's not necissarly going to give you cancer. They've been doing some testing on rats and that's what turned up. But it could. A healthy alernative is flavored water. It is very good. Some juicies are good for you though. Try orange juicie or pinaple juicie. And natural fruit juicie is good for you. Don't drink punch or CapriSun or something like that. I hope I helped!

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Say a girl and a guy that are dating have sex alot. If one night the girl didn't want to but the guy forced her to, is that still rape? Becuase she's had sex with him before, she just didn't feel like it right then.

Yes, it is rape. You should really get something done about this. It doesn't matter if you had sex with him before. You told him no and he forced you to. That is rape

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If you aren't experianced I don't know if you want to read this.

My bf and I have been together for 1 year and 6 months and have been sexual active together for about 4 months.

Well he came over last night and we were fooling around and started having sex. Everything was going fine but then he started getting rough. It was getting to be wayyy too much for me so I told him to not be so hard. He didn't listen and just kept at it.

It got bad enough for me to where I broke out in tears and he still didn't slow down.

When he was about to finish off he took it out and cummed all over me adn my sheets. I usually don't have a problem with that but when we were done (or when he was done anyways) he wouldn't let me clean up. I wanted to take a shower so bad but he wouldn't let me. We just layed there and slept which was very uncomfortable for me because it was gross and sticky.

Now I don't know if I can be comfortable around him. He's never done anythign like this before. he always used to listen while we were in bed adn never went too fast or hard. I don't know what got over him. What should I do? 18/f

OK this guy needs to calm down. This is your house your rules and when you say no it means no. And not letting you take a shower? Why? To me he sounds like he could get abusive if you don't get control of him. First confront him. Ask him why he did it. Be sure to find out why didn't he stop when he was hurting you. If you don't like the answers you get from these questions dump him. If he seems to be sorry give him another chance. If he once again goes way to hardbreak it off with him. Make sure you have sex in your house though so you can have a better grip on what to do if these circumstances arise again.

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14/f
im looking for furniture that has to do with surfing or the ocean or beach, etc. and i don't know where to look im redecorating my whole room i already looked at pbteen online but is there any furniture stores/stuff online or anything that i am looking for

ps. please don't tell me to go to google and type in ocean theme room or w/e
THANKS!!
pps i rate 5s easily ;)

Dry Ice. It has great furniture there. It should be at your local mall. I got my room redone with a beach theme and so did my friend's sister. We both got all the stuff we needed there and they were great!

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If you had a choice would you get a BMW or Corvette?

Corvettes are abosloute crap. My brother's school gave drviers ed on a Corvetter and my brother said the steers sucked. Also BMW is a classic, sexy, smooth car. I would definitely go for the beemer.

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