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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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ok so i like this boy and we kiss a lot (but not french kiss) the thing is i dont kno how to french kiss

Try referring to this site: http://www.links2love.com/kissing_teens_perfect_kiss.htm. Pictures and everything. Quite handy. I actually learned how to kiss from watching Cruel Intensions as pathetic as that sounds... It works.

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hi my name is jess im 13 and my boyfriends 13 too well when we make-out he always grabs my but and he asks me to make-out with him constantly cause before i went out with him and he said he wanted a g/f to make-out with. My question is do u think he is using me or does he really love me?

He could be using you just so he could make out with you, or he could really like you. Why don't you try asking himt this: [Instert boyfriend's name here], are you just going out with me to make out or do you actually have feelings for me, because I remember before we started going out you said you wanted a girlfriend so you could make out with her. Whats the deal? The only way for me to actually tell if he was using you or not is if I knew him personally, along with everyone else on this site. Always go with your instinct, if you feel like he's using you then ask him. You can't just automatically assume he's using you if someone on this site says that he is. You have to do a little research for yourself. He's your boyfriend, you need to be open with him about things like this.

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why are ppl so fuqn dramatic in high school

Because they are pathetic and want attention. They Crave it. If attention is on someone else other than them, they do something OH so effin pathetic to draw the attention BACK to them. It's quite sad.

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What are the tell tale signs that some one is cheating on you?

- Suspicious computer activity

-Sudden changes in schedule

-Emotional distance

-Spends less time with you

-Talks to you less

-If his phone rings and and he looks at the number and doesn't pick it up.

-If he doesn't let you answer his phone

-If he leaves somewhere and says he'll be back at a certain time and comes back a few hours later

-Calling you by another woman's name.

Those were just to name a few, but those are the main ones I can think of.

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Ok...not to be nasty or anything but girls get there periods and they can have babies, boys get ______ and they can jack off. Whats missing?

Boys get horny and they jack off. God damn boys. They have it SOOO easy. If only the knew what it was like to have boobs and a vagina.

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Does anyone ever get questions in thier inbox???


I RATE WELL!!!!

I get them once in a while. If you are a featured user you tend to get more questions in your inbox. But lately I've been getting a few more because this girl asks me about guitars. It all depends on the quality of your advice and how much advice you give.

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ok this is the thing. i've read about the veet thing. if it doesnt work for anyone, well it might not work for me.

this is the real question.

if you shave your leg, does it get thicker?

i kno this sound so stupid cuz i wasn't allow to shave my dang legs. and just in case i have to do it behind my mom's back...

well i heard it does and gets thicker and stuff...

is it true?

and if you shave, how long does it last?

my friend says her legs only last for like 8 hours

I was watching Urban Myths and no, it's not true even though I think it's a load of bullshit. The first time you shave your legs it does appear to grow back thicker. But that only happens the first 2-3 times you shave. It all depends on the actual thickness of your hair. I have very dark, thick, coarse hair so I have to shave every day because it's very thick. Many girls can get away without shaving for a few days maybe even a week. And Veet doesn't work- At all. It says not to leave it on for no more than 8 minutes. Since I have thick hair I left it on for 10 minutes and what a shock! Nothing happened.

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[G] [C] [Am] [D]
---3---0---0----2---
---3---1---1----3---
---0---0---2----2---
---0---2---2----0---
---2---3---0--------
---3----------------

Could you please tell me what that means? Just say no if you dont want to. I can understand if its to hard to explain or something :p I LOVE YOUR GUITAR!!!! Is that a Fender?!?!? Its gorgeous! lol :p

I do know what it means. [G] Means a G chord, [C] Means a C chord, [Am] means A minor chord, and [D] is a D chord. The rest of the numbers is the tab. Starting from the very bottom line, that's the low E, then A, D, G, B, E. The numbers tell you what fret your finger has to be on for that chord. When you have something like that, you don't read it left to right. Start at the bottom and read each column, so it would be for the first- Finger in the E string 3rd fret. Finger on the A string, second fret. Open D string (that's what the 0 means) Open G string, and so on. It's a little hard to explain it through typing, I'd have to have you right next to me with a guitar in order for it to make more sense to you, because it won't right now. If you take lessons, you should start out learning actual notes instead of tab, because knowing tab is just the easy way out. A challenege is always good. And yes, my guitar is a fender =) I got it 2 years ago for Christmas.. I think


-Emily

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i was wondering if VEET bladless shaving actually works?? and if so how long do your legs stay smooth?

It doesn't. I tried it and it said in the directions NOT to leave it on for more than 8 minutes. I have thick hair so I left it on for 10. Nothing happened. It is a piece of CRAP.

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k :o) i also found a good tuner. should i buy it and tune my guitar before i go to lessons for the first time? or should i have the person tune it when i go to my lesson?

It's best to have the person there tune it for you. Just to show you exactly how to do it. There are many different ways to acutally tune a guitar other than a tuner. Just let them do it the first time, and then after that you can do it yourself =)

-Emily

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thanx you so much! when you go for lessons are you by yourself? or are there other kids with you learning at the same time with you? since you have obviously learned the chords and everything, what do you do when you go?? do you go everyday?

http://www.music123.com/Washburn-X8-pack-i142571.music?t=4#rec_items

i was going to get that guitar. its a washburn. do you still think i should get a fender?

I go to lessons on Saturdays, once a week for a half an hour. My lessons are $20 per lesson. The lessons are 1 on 1, it's alot easier that way and you learn better that way. When I go I normally bring a CD with me, play the song I want to learn, he writes out the Tab for me (You'll learn about that) and I practice when I get home. Any starter guitar kit is always the best to start out with. They come with everything you need- guitar, amp (if it's electric) book, picks, straps, sometimes there's a stand. It's a very nice guitar, you don't want an insanely expensive guitar because if you decide you don't like playing, you don't want to have 400 dollars worth of equipment that you aren't going to use. But whatever you want to pick as a starter is fine. I'm used to fenders though. I have 2 (soon to be 3). And that's a very pretty guitar. Go with it in red, red is HOT. =) Good luck with everything.

-Emily

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My best friend told me that my boyfriend was flirting with one of my friends. I dont know who to believe.. my boyfriend said nothing happened but he might just be trying to not hurt me. But then again i think my best friend is trying to break us up. Who should i believe? My best friend or my boyfriend? PLease help.

Normally I would say to believe your best friend over your boyfriend, but if you believe that your best friend is trying to break the two of you up, try to figure out who he was flirting with and ask them for yourself. And really, to be completely honest, flirting is not that bad. The way I see it, as long as he isn't say anything naughty/nasty or touching the other person in a way he would touch me, then it's fine. Talk to both of them to figure out the whole story, when it happened, what was said, who it was said to, yadda yadda. You have to get the whole story before you can start pointing fingers.

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ok..so i want to learn how to play my electric guitar. would the person who teaches people be at a place that sells guitars? or a separate place? what am i supposed to say when i walk in? do you have an idea on how much i would go and how much it would cost? (like once a week, every week day, and so on) what will they teach me? dont say how to play...duh. but what will i learn? do you have an idea how long the lessons will be? (an hour, or what) and do you know how long it would be for me to be able to stop going to lessons? (a month? 3 months? how long?) and am i supposed to bring my guitar in each time i go to lessons? or am i going to be playing one of theirs? i think that would be pretty embarrasing to walk in holding a guitar ready for lessons...but it wouldnt seem right to be playing theirs when you should be getting used to yours or something. but whatever. or do you think i should just buy a tape and learn myself? please help!

I'll answer your question in order

-The teacher can normally be at the place that sells the guitars
-They can be found at separate places
-When you walk in, just go up to the counter and say you're interested in buying a guitar and starting lessons
-It can cost between 15-25 dollars per half hour lesson depending on where you go
-They teach you whatever you want, they show you the basics, notes, chords, everything you want to know
-Lessons can be between a half and hour to an hour
-You can keep going to lessons for as long as you want, I've been playing for 2 1/2 years and I still go
-Yes you are supposed to bring your guitar to lessons
-You won't play one of theirs
-Lessons are 100x's better than learning from a tape.

You don't need to be nervous, standing with a guitar waiting for lessons is not embarassing at all. If they give lessons there, there will be plenty of kids there waiting with their instruments. Good luck! Guitars rock my socks =) Oh yeah, start out with a fender!!! They rock for beginners

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hey is it possible to pierce your own pussy? and if it is what is a safe way to do it?

Yes it's possible, but very very unsafe. It's at an odd angle so you might end up slipping and piercing something you didn't want pierced. The best way to get it pierced is to go to a professional to do it. Without having a professional do it, you are risking infection and many other things. I would suggest going to a piercing factory to do it and not do it to yourself.

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Hey I am a 13/f and I want to know if 5'7" and about 105lbs os overweight??
thanks

It would be extremely underweight. According to a BMI scale, you should be around 120-130 to be at an average weight. That is extremely skinny. According to the BMI scale you are at 16.4. Anything below 18.5 is underweight.

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Alright well my friend gave me this stuff to try because I really want a tan but im really pale. Well she kinda didnt tell me the full directions.. she told me to rub it in and stuff.. and then wait 5 mins.. and that the tan would show up in 5 mins.. well she was so wrong and she didnt tell me it takes a few hours for it to start showin up.. so i got home na dim putten some on.. and i dont look tanner.. so i wait like 15 mins still dont.. so i put some on and more and more ect. well i wake up and my legs are really dark and sorta orange!! how do I get it off!?

Half a cup of water, salt, lemon juice. Scrub scrub scrub.

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i get bored sometimes cause ive answered all the qustions and no new questions come up for like an hour. Why is this?
ps.. if you give me a good answer ill rate high

Unless you are a moderator, your question needs to go through the approval phase. A moderators question will automatically show up on the main page as soon as we hit submit. http://advicenators.com/faq.php?f=9 states: How long does it take for my question to be approved?

If all the moderators are out drinking, your question will appear on the site in three hours whether it's approved or not. Often it only takes 30 minutes or so for a question to be approved though. Of course, there's always a change that your question may not be approved at all, but there's more on that topic down below. If you're a level I moderator, your question will go straight to the viewing pages without needing to be approved first.

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ok.....if your bf fingers you will u get preganent?and do u have to have your period to have someone finger you?

Wow. I'm wondering if you've had sex ed yet. Anyway, no, if your boyfriend fingers you, you cannot get pregnant. And no you don't have to be on your period to have someone finger you. That's just gross. They stick their fingers in and pull out blood... Pretty gross to me. You have to have gotten your period in order to get pregnant and your boyfriend has to have SEX with you in order to get pregnat. Meaning stick his penis in your vagina and cum?

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Hi, Im going to the Vans Warped Tour in Milwaukee this summer. Its gonan be hot, so what should I wear? How long does it go until? Are there a lot of drugs? Am I gonna get beat up if Im sorta preppy? (im a girl) Let me know! thanks!

Shorts, a tank top (Not white because they spray freezing cold water on you) and sneakers preferably. No you won't get beat up, only if you come across people who are moshing. It can last all afternoon for like 6 hours. It's alot of fun and yes there are drugs there. At least there where when I went.

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Hi, I'm going to the Vans Warped Tour with some friends for the first time this summer. What are some good things to wear/bring? What should I expect? Can you buy CDs there?
Thanks!

What to wear: Tank top/guinea tee (or wife beater whichever you call it) and shorts. Preferably sneakers though.

What to expect: Loud music, moshing, getting hit alot, screaming, drug usage, sheer craziness.

Can you buy CD's there: Not only can you buy CD's, you can get T-Shirts and posters.

It's going to be HOT HOT HOT so wear as less clothing as possible. If you bring a camera or something make sure you don't lose it. There will be alot of crowd surfing so you can get your stuff stolen. My friend (female) came back with 8 bruises on her and one of those bruises was a black eye. Be careful. Those people are effin maniacs.

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