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Hey guys! I used to be GreenDayWillRockYou (aka GD) here at Advicenators. I'm 16 years old, currently a Junior in high school and would be more than happy to help anyone with their problems. I can almost relate to anything, so send the questions away! :)

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can a man drink his wife's milk?

Well, If it's in the fridge and it's made from Southern Bell, then by all means, yeah.


-GD

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so i am a female at age 13 going on 14. and about a month ago when i was working on a project with two guys(nerds). anyways he started asking why i had a mastache. and yes everyone has hair their but it shouldnt be noticable like this is? how do i get rid of this problem?
please dont say ignore them
xoxo KML

Study has shown that only men can have a mustache. But one thing that you should NOT do is Pluck them out! =[. They will grow back Darker, thicker and more noticeable. For example when you shave your legs. The hair grows back dark and thick. That would be what would happen to you.

How to get rid of it? Bleach it or just let it be. Guys are immature and they will soon grow out of it. But whatever you do, DO NOT wax, pluck or shave it off!

-GD

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what are some songs that represent self-worth, breaking gender stereotypes, or progression in american media? i need some songs like this for a school project, but i cant think of any. thanks!

I don't really know what kind of music you like (country, rock) or looking for. But I would suggest listing to, "You Do Your Thing" by Montgomery Gentry. Here are the lyrics:

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/montgomery-gentry/you-do-your-thing-12845.html

And This is The Video:

http://search.music.yahoo.com/search/?m=all&p=You+do+your+Thing

Sure It might be a bit stupid but when you watch the video it will make more since!

-GD

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can anyone give me some info. on the ipod nano or whatever its called? how much is it, and any other info. you have would be great.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Everything+about+an+Ipod+nano

I found these search results when I searched Google.

-GD

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i have stretch marks around my nipples and on my upper thighs near my butt, how can i get rid of them? and are they normal?

About every girl has them, in some cases it's normal. You hear lots of stretch marks on overweight people. But the smallest girl could have them.

The only way to help is to use coco-butter found in your local Walmart or Drug Store. But eventually they will fade out and you won't see them as well. Don't worry it's normal.

-GD

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my ex boyfriend, well we were extremely inlove and then we broke up. 4 days later, he gets the hottest girlfriend and treats me like shit - literally. at school, he spread rumors about me and everything.. what should i do? i hate him so much, but i love him too. he hates me, by the way. anyway, the problem is: how do i get him off my back and get rid of the rumors??

please help.. yours truly.

If you want the rumors to stop (or at least dye down) just don't acknowledge the people that talk about them and don't let your Ex-boyfriend know that it bothers you or anyone else because it makes them feel important. Just ignore it.

It's not worth your time fighting it off because your the one that will end up being mature while they are still sucking their thumbs crying. =].

-GD

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heyy im new here. where can i get a layout for my column?

Hey Welcome to the site. Have you read FAQ yet? If you haven't you should read it:

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php

Now to your question:

http://www.advicenators.com/style.php

Just follow the simple instructions and your on your way!

-GD

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i got a detention today in school.. ive never gotten one before and i know if i tell my mom she will be pissed off and ill get the comeputer,cellphone and EVERYTHING taken away.. i dont know what to do!!.. pleaseee help ill rate high!

Since I can't think of any options without telling a lie to your mom. You just need to explain the situation to your mom. Sure, she might be a little angry but since it's your first time then she might not be as mad as you think.

Like my mom, if you lie to her and tell her you didn't get in trouble and she ended up finding out then your more likely going to get in worse trouble.

Remember though. No matter how mad she may get she will always love you. If you decide to tell her she will know she can trust you.

-GD

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Hi...I desperatly need a job. I have put my resume in to plenty off places. I need a part time job and I prefer not to work at grocery stores or really popular grocery stores. I live in toronto. Does ANYBODY know of any good recources online or something that can help me? I am great with people and kids...ANY DIEAS?....please help me...??

Hey,

I saw this advertise on TV and it's very popular!

http://www.monster.com

Post your resume on there and read the instructions and you just might find the perfect job!

-GD

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SO my bro's 2 years and I'm the only child besides him my mom has. My grandma potty trained me and now my grandma, who was talkin care of him, is now gettin over a stroke. My brother is always always ALWAYS taking out his pampers unless we put on a jockey shorts or a pants. This mornin...he like number 2'd and it was on his hands and everywhere and omg it was totalll gross and I think it's time for himm to potty train. we have no experience in it so I wans wonderin: if ya'll got ne sites? Any tips? How to start and how to teach him?

I got all of these results on Google:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Potty+Training+Boy+Tips%3A

I have a 2 year old nephew and I know how you feel. It's hard! What would also help is if he could talk. Maybe is he could say, "Pee!!" or something like that!

-GD

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how do people on here make their advice collumns fancier, like i dont mean the background but some people have their box about them at the top and they dont have the 4 boxes at the top saying feedback and stuff up there and things like that

Read this:

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=34

After You Read That Go Here:

http://www.advicenators.com/style.php

Oh and Sorry no HTML on the columns.=[

-GD

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Hey folks :)

I need to interview someone about their childhood. And it needs to be a very long interview, problem is, I have no clue what to ask. Can anyone think of an INTERESTING question? Something that would really get a readers attention. I mean, if the reader is someone who does not know the person I'm interviewing..it's sort of hard to make it interesting, when that's the case. So any suggestions?

I'd appreciate it.

Thank you bunches :)

It probably would be hard. So here is a few questions:

What was it like growing up?

Did you have chores?

Was your parents nice?

What kind of chores did you do?

Since I don't know if your asking this to a younger person or an older person. Sorry about the questions.

-GD

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What's a site that I can make my own web page? I need something like geosites but without having to use all the HTML.

http://www.piczo.com

It's free and you can put about anything you want on it. You can save pictures to a floppy disk and upload them on there! It's really good. You can also make as many pages you want!

-GD

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what does get er done mean?

Git-R-Done? It means "Go On and do it" or in some cases (guys) think it means, "Get her done".

-GD

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I went to the doctors yesterday, im 5'6 and weigh 210 lbs(f) I know it's wicked bad. I know what i have to do and i am doing it. Im just really self conscious. I dont even look that heavy, cus im really muscular. Im just worried that a boy will never like me. Will they? please help

I know how it feels to be over weight and muscular. I am 5'8 and I weight 219. But I'm also like you, big boned. Yes, boys will grow up and they will soon go out with you. My sister is short and fat and she has a husband. So things will work out, even if they don't seem to right now.

-GD

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OMG I NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU DELATE A MYSPACE! my mom iss soo pissed at me right now please i need to know ASVP!

Read the Myspace FAQ. I have and it told me how to delete one.

Good Luck

-GD

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Is there anyway to get my hair thicker? I'll rate 5's for anything

Yes, you can get your hair thicker by shampoo and conditioner. Go to your local drug store or Walmart and they will most likely have it. Also it will say on the bottle. =]

-GD

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my friend is mad at me over something that she thinks happened when it never really did happen. how do i not make her mad at me?

Hi,

Oh boy. I know how this feels. I've had my fair share of those problems.

First, you should try and tell your friend that whatever she thinks isn't true. Also it mostly depends on what you have done. =]. But I'm still going to offer my help!

Second, if there were people around you when your friend assumed (which means thought) that you did something, have those people come and tell her.

Third, Write her a note. Explain EVERYTHING to her. Trust me sweety, if she's 99.9% your friend then she'll believe you. =] If you would like to explain it to me. I would be MORE than happy to take my advice even further.

If you need anything, just drop me a question! =]

-GD

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ok so i have real bad problems with my weight..im 14 and i wiegh 111 pounds. is that fat? i have depression about my wieght all the time. If someone calls me fat ( even if they are joking ) i dont eat for like a week. My friends always yell at me when i tell them i'm fat or look fat in something...but i really think i am.

can u tell me if thats fat? and if not any ideas on how i can except that im not. ill rate all 5's for people who arent idiots about it.

thanks!

Hey there's NOTHING wrong with you. There are plenty teens out there that are 14 and 13 who weigh about 300-400lbs! I'm 13 and I weigh 220. Because I'm 5'8 and I'm big boned. Yeah almost eveyone hates their weight. But I'm not kidding you. Your not fat, your normal.

-GD

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sometimes i jsut dont want to talk, and people notice that im not talking. I dont know waht it is but I just dont wanna open my mouth and its depressing. People always think im sad but i just really would rather not talk, i feel like i dont want people to hear me( which is weird cause ive wanted peopel to hear what i say all my life)

please halp

It's perfectly normal not to talk sometimes. Nothing's wrong with you just because your not in a 'talking mood'. I'm like that to. Sometimes I will talk my butt off and other times I just stay quiet. So, nothings wrong with you. Don't worry! =]


-GD

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