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i'm kaylaa and i'm an extra fatty, because this girl on advicenators says i am. :]

btw: i've had advicenators before , for about 2 yrs but i forgot my username and password :[

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whenever i shave my legs, i get red bumps, cuts, etc. i try to be really careful, but it doesn't really help. i'm going to camp in 2 weeks, and when i shave, i won't have a lot of time. so i was wondering if anyone had suggestions about what razor to use, soap, etc. (i shave in the shower)

thanks!

It's called 'razor burn' ;] uhh deff. don't put lotion on it , it buuurrrrnnnnss. trust me i know from experience :O but do, try Nair™ , if you need more information on it and where to find it then ask mehhh. Second Advice: try to use more shaving cream then usual maybe that will help ? x ' kaylaa

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okay well last night my boyfriend and i were having sex... we've been together for almost a year and love each other alot... my mom knows we're sexually active, and is okay with it because she knows we both love each other. okay so we were doing it... and we felt like a pop... so he pulled it out, and sure enough, it was broken. and i don't mean like a little hole, like actually broken- like it snapped and rolled back down his penis. it only went inside of me maybe 2 times (thats what he says, but i don't even think it was in once) and yeah the condom was completely off... it was hanging on to his penis by that little ring. so my period's due in a couple weeks, and i don't know if i should get an emergency contraceptive. my mom says don't; it's not necessary... my boyfriends freaking out, and i really don't know WHAT to do. also, he didn't cum inside of me or at all, but there was precum. i think it broke cause the condom was too small... he did have trouble getting it on. so does anyone know what i should do? THANKS SO MUCHH!!! ♥

well im from st.louis and you can go to planned parenthood, and get an abortion , they can give you these pills, or if them don't work you have to get the fetus sucked out of you.

DONT tell me there is no such thing :]] cause i went there and almost had it done myself.

bottom line is there is nothing to worry about , i was just trying to give you good advice , and if you dont like it then up yours :]]]]]

x kaylaa

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13/f
I have never straightened my hair before, and it's perfectly straight...but sometimes it's wavy...and I know this doesn't make a lot of sense, but I want to straighten it for the last day of school just for fun. Anyways, I don't own a straightener, but I want to get one over the weekend for $20-30, if that's possible. I have no idea which one to get, so if anyone could tell me some good options and where to get them, that would be great.

Thanks so much.

i got mine from walgreens. it's called a vidal sasoon , it's black with gold plates. It was only 17 dollars and it works better than the expensive ones. i promise you wont regret buying one :]]]

- kaylaaaaaaa

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ok so im 100 lbs and in the 8th grade, and i want to be smaller. i used to be the thinnest of all... then i gained. i want to be the SMALLEST of everyone i know, and i know i can do it b/c i have before. i really want to become anorexic, PLEASE, ive heard all about how it screws you up and stuff, but i want ways to BECOME anorexic, not people telling me the dangers i already know all that. if youve been anorexic before, please tell me how you did it, b/c i want to be! i havent eaten all day and when i do, i just throw it up. i dont seem to be seeing much of a difference, so please tell me how to be anorexic.

one thing , YOUR STUPID.

1. boy's don't like skinny bitchs, and i'm sorry if i ever see a skinny bitch i'm going to tell them to eat a handburger , that's nasty , trust me i buy every single tabloid and all i see is nasty bones, ex: nichole richie , lindsey lohan, victoria becham sp?. yaaaa nasty.

but if you really want too , then just keep repeating the nasty shit you do , then we might as well say you are a walking corpse.

or just dont eat meat , just eat salad, drink water 24/7 , eat grain bars , and drink diet soda. i dont know basically just eat the nasty shit.

xkayla

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okay so for the past 2 months my mom has been yelling and almost getting violent... not just like a normal parent but crazy... really. and the things that she gets mad over are things that she blames on other people, like me and my sister not cleaning the house for 6 hours on the weekend because she wouldn't (not couldn't) give us a ride from our father's ever to her house. Then tonight i went to my friends house, she said she'd be there at 10:30 so at 10:16 i go outside to find that my mom's not there, i call her and she's really really pissed off because i wasn't out at 10... but she has a history of always being late... anyway then in the car she tells me that it's all my fault because i didn't come out in time, not that she could've knocked on the door or anything...

my dad thninks that she's been drinking too much (and i do keep on finding empty bottles of alcohal) but i don't think that's it.

and i have talked to her about it, she just starts yelling... i really don't know what to do... it's starting to effect the way i act around my friends (usually i'm really good at hiding my home life issues) but everyday i'm afraid to go home.

so what can i do? how can i handle this? Thank you in advance

wow sound's like a harsh mom. If she's drinking that might have something to do with it , i know when my mom gets drunk shes mean :/ and if shes mean to you thats one thing, but if she touches you thats diffrent. See me , i'm the type of person that don't care when appoached in a ignorant situation. So if my mom hit me , i would hit her back , espeacially if she was drinking. [ which my mom does alot ]. sometimes i actually wish she wasnt my mom. anyways back to you, i would go to a school couselor if your mom , really wont talk to you about it.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.... great advice k?

when she says somthing ignorant, ex:

your mom: its all your fault , you didnt come out early anough!

you: turn your head , loook at her right in the eyes and start laughing.

Repeat this is every argument.

SHE KNOWS YOU WILL BE UPSET , AND YOU ARE LETTING HER RUN ALL OVER YOU, ACT LIKE IT DONT BOTHER YOU AND SHE WILL STOP.

and if this doesnt help , then idk you got a ignorant bitchy mom , and i would tell her to
F&%$ off forever.

♥ kaylaa

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Hello ,

Okay lets say you have it with a guy and he has a condum on will it break ? Is it more likely to get pregnanat? Is it safe if the guy wears a condum cuz if anything happens i rele dont want to get preganant.

Thanks ,
Betty.

when i used condoms i used trogan , THE GOLD PACKAGE, i think they are ultra ribbed. they never broke , thats the only kind i suggest you use. it most likely wont break but you should go to a clinic and get birth control pills , mine were free. if you want to talk to your parents about getting it , tell them you want it so you can have lighter and shorter periods. ohh and i would use a condom and make sure he pulls out before he cums , then you have a 99% chance of not getting pregnant and it is way easier to do.

- kaylaa

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lately there's been a lot of pressure to get into drinking/getting high. im wondering if when you're high, can you control yourself in any way, like around parents? im basically asking if there's anyway to hide either of these, or if i'll just have to do it and sleepover at a friends that night.

when i'm high i try not to be in front of my parents , i just dont look them in the eye when i am so they cant see my eyes are red. i try not to say too much cause if i do i have a tendisy to mix up my words. if your eyes get red , buy clear eye or something that clears redness.

yes , you can control yourself when high. Its not like drinking. if im happy while im high then im really happy. if im in a bad mood then i get really mean. :/

ive drank before but i havent got drunk, yet. its probably more hard to control your self when drunk, but i dont think its scary to be drunk. you deffently dont want to be around your parents when you are tipsy :]

hope i heled.

xx kaylaaaaa

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I'm getting a dog, and i don't know any good names. anyone have any idea's? doesn't matter it could be girl or boy names for a lab

here's some.

Boy names,

Ace,
Taz,
Dice,
jack,
Tank,
puppy,
big,
Bingo,
boomer,
butcher,
chico,
dash,
eight ball,
gizmo,
jimbo,
legend,
Moe,
Killer,
snoopy,
scooby,
teddy,
bashful,
bully,
chomp,
comet,
cuddles,
digger,
rover,
scrappy,
sonic,
and binxx.

Girls names.

beauty,
lady,
brittany,
sugar,
precious,
ariel,
angel,
velvet,
puppy,
foxy,
magy,
serena,
tinkerbell,
jasmine,
hazel,
juliet,
paris,
armani,
bambi,
belle,
lucy,
lulu,
babyy,
barbie,
cheri,
candy,
dixie,
your hieness,
your majesty.

hope i heled ;]

xx kaylaaaaaa

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yesterday my best friend was really upset and she said she wanted to be left alone..should i do anything and if so what? i feel kinda bad just letting her be alone. help please?

the same thing happened to my guy friend. what should i do?

thanks soo much.

mabe she really does want to be alone. i know when i cry , i want people to just get away. she understands your there for her , she justs wants some alone time probably. I mean dont totally leave her alone , you can talk to her and check on her.

- kaylaa

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ok i got my period but i never get cramps or anything so i have no idea when its coming, and it lasts forever!!! like two weeks, is there anything i can do? or am i going to be stuck like this forever, which would really suck, 14yr old f. thnx

You can't predict when you are going to have cramps, some periods i dont even have cramps , but one time i had cramps i was laying in the middle of a side street screaming because i didnt have anything to take the pain away. They can hurt out of this world but the best thing i suggest you to use to get rid of cramps is Pampirin.

-kayla

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I shaved my bikini line..and their's still hair down there, but i dont care. Well, it started itching later on. Is something wrong? It itches a lot!! Anything i should do,and whats wrong?

its probably razor burn. i get it some times, its normal. DONT PUT LOTION NEAR IT. im telling you it will burn like a bitch. it will go away in a couple days. if there is little bumps there too then that is deffently razor burn.

-kaylaa

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i am looking to buy a new hair straightener and i was wondering which ones you guys recommend. prices doesn't really matter here so just list whats best.

what i am looking for is one that will keep my hair straight for a LONG period of time, even if i'm outside & in the humidity. i already use this serum stuff to help with the humidity, but my hair will always curl after about 5 minutes!

thanks for all your input :]

i use Vidal Sasoon. Its black and has gold heating plates, i think they also come in white. And it is at walgreens for 16.??. It works really great. It might sound cheap but im telling you this thing gets so hot as soon as you snap your fingers. I leave mine on extra long so it gets scolding hot. Or you can get a CHI. they are around 120.00. I seen one the other day in a window of a beauty salon, or order online. But i think you should go with the first one. Ive had mine for like a year, ive dropped it like 12 times, its been stepped on , ive spilt stuff on it and everything else and it still works great. you wont regret buying it. As for anything else i think it would just be a waste of time. i think the vidal sasoon gets up to 400 degrees

-kaylaa

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13/f
i am going to get a cell phone soon. and i was wondering if anyone had any ideas on what kind of phone, and what cute color. I like pink and light blue. Everyone says I am a huge girly girl but w/e. so anything cute would be nice.

well there isnt that much choice in colors when it comes to cell phones. Ive seen blue, black, pink , and white. The new choclate phones come in red, black, white , and lime green. You should just get a face plate for your fone. As for what kind of phone , thats your choice , TRUST me you'll know what phone you want when you look at it , unless the price is too high and your not able to get it. Im hoping to get a TMOBILE sidekick.


-kaylaa

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Ok I get the hiccups every single day (I have been noticing this by the way) its very annoying. I really hate it. I think its because I eat so fast. I have had the hiccups every day it happens randomely and I cant stop this. What is wrong with me? Most people I know do not have this happening every freaking day of their life do they? So whats a good way to stop this? And how do I get rid of them? I dont know what is going on with me now. Its very weird.?

ha you think that is bad well i seen on the news this lady had hiccups for 7 months straight. i think if this keeps happening you should go to the doctor i know this is not normal.

- kaylaa

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k i have a ex boyfriend and were like fighting hardcore. and i hate it, he calls me dirty things and is just rude. but when were going out he is the nicest boii everr i swear, i like him so much!

i noe all of you are going to say just talk to him, tell him houw you feel. or just ignore him and move on. or hes dumb dont waste your time one him.

BUT I CANT HELP IT.
ive liked him ever since august and weve gone out like 5 times this year, but everytime we do break up i like him even more
but this time ive screwed up, ive said to much and he is one of those laid back guys that dont care, so if i do tell him how i feel hell pry just ignore me or laugh.

plz help, if you can!

ok obviously this guy is a asshole , why would you want to be with an asshole? if he doesnt care how you feel what makes you think he even cares about you. Mabe he is bypolar or something. Or mabe he is just not into you. Guys have a funny way of showing their feelings , its way diffrent with girls. You NEED to tell him how you feel , there is no sence in going out with him if you guys dont respect and communicate correctly. and if hes ignorant to you after you tell him how you feel then dump his ass. Your just wasting your time , and setting your self up for failure if you stay with him and he puts you down.

- kaylaa

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i woke up this morning and i had a zit on the side of my face. the dance is also tonight. i need a way for my zit to go away or less noticeble. i need help fast. i rate high

i pop my pimples and thats how mine go away and they dont even leave scars. use make up to cover it up , or go to the store and look for: Clearasil Ultra is the brand. its a little tube and it says acne treatment cream on it. And then it says Vanishing in bigger letters. this thing works miracles my boyfriend used it and he has really bad acne and now its almost all gone.

-kaylaa

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i'm so paranoid about keeping a tampon in for more than 1 hour. i don't know why, but i feel like i'm gonna get TSS or something if i keep it in for like 2 hours or something. yesterday i put one in and i took it out after 30 minutes! what should i do about this?

if you think the worse then most likely the worst will come upon you. Well by doing what you are doing by pulling out the tampon after like 30 minutes is a waste of tampons and they arent that cheap , well atleast the ones i buy arent. Ive been using tampons for 3 yrs and nothing has happened to me. Ya i heard about TSS. My boyfriends mom had it , but you cant run around the house being scared all your life about it. Most likely you wont get it so i say just stop worrying. I mean pads are deffently uncomfortable and i hate them. Tampons save me from bleeding through my pants thats the main reason i use them. Everything will be ok , really its nothing to worry about.

- kaylaa

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hey . well im fourteen years old and my man is 18 . i like him alot and he keeps trying to have sex wiht me . but i say no. im fixing to move to another city and so is he. i really like him but i dont know if i should stay with him. i mean this is the first boyfriend my mom has let me keep. he doesnt pressure me to do anything . if i say no he understands. but yet my older cuzin always tells me that hes not good enough for him. but shes always going out with guys who are not even good for her either. What should i do about my boyfriend? should i stay with him or jux give us some time? byu the way we have been together for three months. but we have known eachother for a year.

if both of you guys are moving soon deffently dont give your virginity to him if you are a virgin :]] , unless you plan on seeing each other still.

- kaylaa

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this guy in like 2/6 of my classes seems to hate me even though i haven't done anything to him.

like today, i didn't even look at him and he kicked me.

when i asked why he said i was "a disease".

i don't know what his problem is, but i thought maybe the smart people on advicenators might know that and what i should do.

and rule out "he likes you," because last year i told him i liked him and he was a total jerk the rest of the year, but not abusive.

and then the beginning of this year he was okay and then started being abusive.

D=

my advice beat the shit out of him, show him who is boss. for example this boy a couple years ago was calling me names and he had a white tall tee on , when he was walking out the door i took my pen and drew all down the back of his shirt , then decided to laugh at him:]. if anytime you should be a bitch , hun now is the time. Now that you know he doesnt like you , obviously hes just being a asshole. Just embarress him to the maxx bet' he'll stop.

xx kaylaa
and good luck to your retalation :]

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are you more likely to get acid reflux disease if you have bulimia?

yes. but the answer is you shouldnt be bulimic :]


xx kaylaa

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