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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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hey last year i was a size kids 12 in bathing suits. i usually go up a size every year. so that means this year i will be a size kids 14. i am interesting in these two bathing suits. but they are juniors not kids. i am wondering if i get a size xsmall if it will fit a size kids 14 girl. i rate 5s to all answers. by the way 13/f. here are the sites. http://www.kohls.com/products/product_page_multiple2.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=286072859&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=17674123&bmUID=1140310999571 and http://www.kohls.com/products/product_page_multiple2.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=286072859&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=17674123&bmUID=1140310999571 ♥

It really depends on where you get you bathing suit, and how you are shaped. For example, if you are busty, you might wear a different size top and bottom, but most adult swimsuits are sold like that. I would recommend trying them on or using the website's online size chart.

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how many oz of water are we suppost to drink every day

64 oz, or 8 8-ounce glasses/day.

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how do you get the profile on advicenators to be bold or italizized? thank yuz

It's HTML (Hypertext Markup Language).

< b > goes before what you want to bold, and < / b > goes after.

< i > goes before what you want italicized and < / i > goes after.

< s > goes before text you want a single line through and < / s > goes after.

< u > goes before text you want underlined and < / u > goes after.

^^ For these ^^, remove the spaces between the < and the >.

< font color = (color name, like blue) > at the beginning to change the font color and < / font > at the end.

For the first one, you don't remove the spaces, and you just put in the color, and for the second one you do remove the spaces.

This is something easily googled if you need more.

only search advicenators.com


Have fun!

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if i uninstall itunes and then reinstall it, will all my songs be on my ipod when i connect the ipod to the computer?

Most likely.

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well. i just turned 13. Like, 2 days ago. Ive been getting that white stuff in my underware for a while now. I would say like 4 months. I dont have alot of pubic hair. Can you get your period with out having pubic hair? Does it come after you get it ? Or do you have to have it before? Also, am i close to having my period? Im not sure. And im worried i might get it in the middle of school or something. Okay, one last question. If you get it during school, is it definately going to leak through? Or is there a chance it might not. Thanks so much if you can help me !!!

When I got my first period, it was at school. I didn't realize it until I got home, though. It didn't leak through my underwear.

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are there any guys in this world that dont look at porn?

Probably-but not many. :)

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I think french kissing is really gross.. the whole open mouth part. I wouldn't mind making out though even though I haven't done either of them. Do you have to french kiss before you can make out with a guy? And what exactly do you do when you make out with someone? Where do you put your hands? How do you know when the time is right to start using your tongue? Any advice? I rate 5s.

Well, French kissing and making ou are like the same thing, kiss-wise. Both are open-mouth. The rest is just stylistic.

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i have to make up a latin dance for a school performance. i have until the 28th of february to make one up. I know some moves but not enough to make a whole dance. What song do you think i should make the dance for? and are there any websites that break down some latin dance moves?

Do it to Shakira.

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I just started working out last week , and every time after i work out, I have these semi-bad headahces that usually last the rest of the night. Does anyone know what this could be??

Hormones, dehydration, exhaustion or a combination of the three.

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I love the games on pogo.com but my mom says I can't play because you can win actual money but if your under 18 you don't win the money. What I want is to play those games and chat with my own account on a site like it but without winning real money.

You only win money if you enter the drawings.

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Is dance a sport? Now I don't need your opinions I need the facts, the proof that dance is or is not a sport, becuase I don't think it is, but I need to find out. Thanks

Yes, dance is a sport. It counts for PE credit at most schools.

FYI, Choir, Marching Band, Cheerleading, and Gymnastics are also sports!!

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hey when im downloading songs to my iPod or just charging it... it always says "Do not Disconnect" when on my computer it says "Ok to Disconnnect". What does this mean, and what can I do to make it stop? Thank you in advance

When it's in the middle of syncing your iPod and computer, it wants to know that it'll be able to finish the job, so it asks you not to unplug your iPod.When it says it's ok to disconnect, then it is done loading and you are free to use your iPod. There's nothing you can really do to make it stop.

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well here the story...........................

This kid went to my school but the moved away!
i LIKED him A LOT!!!!! now i cant stop thinking of him! im going insane!!!!
will you please help me!

This actually just happened to me-the person I liked moved across the country. I wish I hadn't liked him though...but at the time I did.

See if you can find someone else to like. As weird as that sounds, it works. I like someone new now, and he's soo much better than the guy who moved.

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Hi everyone,

My hair is somewhat dry and has split ends at the end of my hair. I straighten it almost every day because if I dont I become a giant ball of frizz and hideous waves. Does anyone know of any products that could help me moisturize my hair and conceal split ends? I heard Biosilk is very good. I'm trying to avoid cutting my hair since I want to grow it long for the summer.

Thank you =)
Jacki

Abba is really nourishing and is full of moisture!

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how do i get to be a featured columnist???

Read the FAQ.

Type correctly.

Do that and you're set.

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dude someone just asked a really mest up question on my account about being fat and wearin tight clothes,it wasnt me, what should i do?

E-mail DN at dangernerd@gmail.com

Change your passowrd. The strongest passwords have a combination of letteres and numbers.

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Ive been anorexic only for a few weeks and Im supposed to get my period and Im not. What happens if you dont get your period? is it unhealthy? can it affect having babies in the future??

Yes, it's bad in general.

Once you stop being anorexic (if you don't die first), your body will gain an incredible amount of weight, fat weight, mind you, an dit will store it in case you ever become anorexic again.

Please, eat, lovely.

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Is 110 pounds for a person who is 5'4" to little or to much

It depends on how your weight is distributed. I'd say it's a little underweight.

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i know this is weird but why are some mean people popular, why would you wanna be friends with a mean person

just wondering?

You know that phrase, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?"

Yeah, it's kinda like that.

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I love singing, I've been singing on stage since I was 3. People say I'm good so I guess I am. But I also love drumming. I started that when I was 5. Next year I'll be in High School and the way the system works, I can't do choir and band. I really love both alot. Which do you think I should go for.

Singing is a better skill to have, since you learn how to breathe and to project your voice. Drumming--ehh, you learn to bang on things. :P I'm a singer, love it, and that choice would be easy for me...I'd try choir, if you love it stick with it, and if you don't, try band.

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