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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Does anyone know a website where you can free download colors for aim. I have plain colors and im geting sick and tired of the same 15 colors. Please dont say google or yahoo it !!

Please help I'l rate for any answer !!

There's always www.dogpile.com...



...oh and askjeeves.com.

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I've gone through a lot of changes in the past year and have become genuinely stronger and improved as a person, but there's still one thing I really hate about myself.

I'm completely, hopelessly addicted to the internet. I have been for a really long time now. Some times are better than others, but right now is one of the bad spots. I guess it's not as bad as I make it sound. I have a healthy social life; I don't ditch people to hang out on the internet, but it's still bad. I sometimes spend hours doing useless stuff on here when I could be reading a book or doing SOMETHING better.

I never tried to fix this because I never knew where to start. How do I do it? I can't just... shut off the computer. A lot of times I actually need it for school, but then I'll be doing school stuff and be lured into it, and it's not quite that easy, as addictions are never very simple to overcome. I don't want to completely stop going on IM. I just can't seem to have the will power to moderate it like others. I tell myself that I'm not going on the internet but lo and behold an hour later that's where I'll be.

Sorry this was so long, and thanks for the help.

The internet is more addicting than crack, alcohol, and nicotine combined. So far it doesn't seem like it's a bad habit, so maybe don't worry about it. Reading books is lame anyways, you can read whatever you want on the internet.

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so there is this guy, and he had liked me for 3 years. I never really cared and just went to a bunch of diffrent guys and would always go back to him when things went wrong (so i kinda took advantage of him) then we all went to Jr.high, and now he has all these new freinds who all hate me. we didnt talk for a while but now we talk more and im starting to really like him but he doesnt like me and says i made him hurt somuch and now he just doesnt htink it will work out, but now i really want him back and stuff and i dont know how to change what happend before..any ideas on to sorta make it work between us?

You completely fucked him over and now you wonder why he wont do anything with you? Just find someone new. Maybe now you'll learn that people aren't little toys you can stick back in the god damn box when you don't want them, only to get bored with new ones and go back to them. You made a mistake, and now it's time to not relive the past.

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i am 15 and female and i have been going out with this guy and i really like him ALOT and i love him to death and he says he loves me too, i like the the whole kissing thing but he wants me to use my tounge and i am a bit scared, [i havent ever kissed like that before] Phe was my 1st kiss ever} and i think we might be going to fast because he wants to do more but i am not ready, but every1 else is losing it, but i know im not gonna do something just because every1 else is its just he wants to, but i kinda do too but i just dont know if i am ready......

plz HELP!!! i will rate high for any answer...

siqned,
love sick puppy

If you have to ask an advice forum if you should have sex or not, then you are not ready to.

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Okay so I got a new IPOD for christmas and I love music!! I know alot of songs .. but none come to mind @ the moment lol I am into emo / goth / punk music

any songs that are good ?

Become friends with someone who works at Hot Topic and look through their CD's. You're garunteed to find what you're looking for.

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Okay, Why do guys care so much about a girls weight? Like skinny isnt in right now..and yeah thats a fact if ya believe it or not..most guys want meat on their girls bodies but why would they care? Like, I want a fit guy but a want some meat on him..i dont want him to be all ugh. I just wanna kno why they care!!??

I rate high

xox,
Confused

Because looking diseased is all in right now. Sexy is the chronic illness stuck in a hospital bed look. In the good ole' days of the middle ages, it was hot to be pale and fat. That showed you were rich and blessed with the ability to sit inside all day and eat. The skinny tan girls were poor and usually had to fight the chickens off for their food.

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Im 98 pounds, but Im small, too. Im about 5'0. So thats normal right? But, I feel like I look overweight. Everyone in my school makes fun of me (in a nice way?) and is like "omg, you get everything because your a stick." or they'll be like "did you eat today?" I eat ALL the time. But I feel like I look fat. When I look in the mirror, I see a pudgy face, big stomach and huge thighs. I dont know WHAT to do. Ive never acted on it but today in math (I was bored, lol) I pushed my tongue to a point below my moler. It made me throw up a little but i swallow & no one noticed. Then, when I got home I did it again. Im afraid of it spiraling into something more serious what do i do!?

http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/body_weight/healthy_weight/chart.htm

Check that out. According to this you are underweight by a few pounds. You need to stay as you are, or even gain some weight or else you'll end up so skinny it's unhealthy.

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okay. i'm 5'2 & 98-100 pounds. do you have any tips on how to loose 20 pounds ? and fast? like within a month or 2 ?

Don't lose twenty pounds, that's fucking gross.

Go here: http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/body_weight/healthy_weight/chart.htm

That right there shows that losing twenty pounds will make you underweight. Hell, you could actually gain weight and still be fine. Do not lose weight or else you'll be unhealthy.

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is online dating a bad thing? what about a situation where you met online, live a bit far, and have only met in person enough times to count on one hand. pretty close in age. im a guy and one of my friends told me that it was really wierd, wrong, and that i should just call the whole thing off. should i?

I wouldn't do it at sixteen, that's for sure. Online dating is for middle aged people.

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me and my boyfriend at the time were messing around and we were about to have sex. He had his penis down there but he said he never put it in me but i felt pain down there. Does this mean im a virgin if he didnt stick it in me. How do i know? My cherry was popped before when i was a boot camp. I'm pretty sure i cant tell by that. I cant ask him he wont tell me the truth he cliams he didnt put it in me.

Thx a whole bunch i would really like to know

This sounds a lot like what happened to my ex. In her case, yes she lost her virginity. By the sounds of it, he got his penis inside you. Congratulations!

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does anybody know where to get a cute trucker hat for girls real cheap anywhere?


kthx


-cami

Steal one from Hot Topic, that is the cheapest way to go. Or, you could just not get a trucker hat, they're lame.

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ok well we all know what febuary 14th is and i have no idea what to get my bf im 14 so its not like serious but i want to get him somethin speacial any tips?

That's funny, I never celebrate Arizona's birthday like that.

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hey umm my cuzin wants to know shes 11 turning 12 next onth how much is the maximum of normal wieght

It all depends on height.

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I'm friends with a married couple. We've been friends for about 3 years. I am single but a christian who is saving herself for marriage. Well recently I had ran into the husband of this married couple and he told me that he struggles with pornography. I was pretty shocked and thought that it should be something he should be telling his wife before me. He also told me what bad taste his wife had and that he wished he were single.
Other people who are friends with him have told me that he is always yelling at his wife and saying she's "a stupid woman" behind her back. I have another female friend who's told me that he's come on to other woman and even asked someone to bed. She refused because she knew he was married. I've also heard he's really wild with some of his friends and frequents the porn shops, gets stoned AND drunk then roars around on his motorbike.
I'm pretty disgusted with him, and really don't want to be his friend anymore. But the problem is what is his wife going to think? What should I tell her when she asks why I don't want to do things with them anymore? When I first met him he said he was a born again christian and that he hated porn and drugs. What a lyer.
from confused

You guys really only have one of two choices:

1. Talk to them both about it. Let her know, then have them both together to try and stop his behavior. Who knows, maybe he'll adhere to his born again beliefs if this happens.

2. Them separate. He obviously doesn't like the saintly Christian lifestyle, so maybe he should steer away from it. He should go find a woman whos into the porn shops and getting intoxicated, so they'll be happy and never fight about it.

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i`m shy when it comes to guys and i hate to watch other girls flirting with the guy i like .. how do i overcome that kind of thing?

Talk to guys more often.

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hey i've been looking for a symphony school. now let me explain what i'm looking for. one where you live there on a campus all school year-round and have school but its also like a big symphony (the main purpose) somewhere for teens b/c i'm 14 and somewhere in the U.S.
xoxo thanx i'll rate high for any answers!
**if this still doesnt make since its like if you've ever seen "agent cody banks 2" its like the school they send him to on that movie!

I don't think these exsist, especially not for fourteen year olds. This is just something in a movie, sorry to tell you that.

I may not think before I type, but at least I don't believe in shit I see in movies.

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Hi

I am a very confused 22 year old woman.I have never been in a lesbian realtionship before, but i have fantasized about making love to a woman. I recently just started an online relationship with a woman who is 14 yrs older than me and she has already told me that she has deep feelings for me and that she is in love with me an we have only been talking for 3 months. I do know for sure that i love her, but i want to make sure that i feel the same way cause i don't want to string her along SO HOW CAN I TELL.I can't imagine my life without her and i feel physically ill when i think of her loving someone else. PLEASE HELP.

Well, don't make any assumptions to your feelings until you actually meet her. People online are completely different people in real life. So give it time until you guys can meet face to face, if you cannot ever meet face to face, find someone not online.

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Hey! I see people on Myspace with like a top 20 or etc.... does anybody know how to make a more then a top 8?! Thanks!

They're just cooler than you'll ever be.

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I'm not that used to doing this kind of stuff so pardon me if this is kind of strange. Alright so this girl and I have known eachother since the summer when she came over to babysit my younger sisters. This summer we spent everyday with one another hanging out and stuff. (Im also a sophmore in high school & shes in 8th grade so shes just 2 years younger than me). Now that school has started for us and since we dont go to the same schools we barley see one another anymore. Though at the end of the summer I told her how I felt about her and that I really liked her and she said she felt the same way. Though now a few monthes later here we are, my feelings have grown stronger for her but she says she doesnt like me anymore and never will again. Im so confused about where I stand and she tells me to move on and like someone else but I cant. For a few weeks she was all I dreamnt about and I feel so strongly about her.. I'm not sure whats going on. Is this some kind of test for her? Why is she saying this stuff to me... I feel so stupid for falling for a youger girl and making such a big deal about this. I need advice, so please help me out.

Maybe you should listen to her before you become a creepy stalker like person.

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What's a 10 letter word for car?

P.S. Hope you had a great time during the holidays and happy New Year! By the way, have you added yourself to Frappr?

JuicyGirl (JG)

Automobile (heh I had to ask my friend).

I did have an amazing holiday and new years, and I hope you did as well. What's Frappr?

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