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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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Hey. Well, when we first got our internet, my older sister spent like 2-3 hours on the computer just searching for people on myspace (her friends, she's not a stalker haha). Now, whenever I want to log into my myspace, it will let me type in my e-mail and stuff, but right after I press log in, instead of taking me to the page I'm supposed to be on(my myspace), it takes me to the page that you search for people on. Is there any way I can get to my myspace without the searching thing? Thanks in advance :]. (link)
weird
try clearing you cache and temporary internet files, maybe cookies as well. all can be found under internet options.


So me and my boyfriend have been dating for about 4 months. And i want to move it to the next level. I want to give him a handjob/blowjob. Now, i am experience...he is not. So, i dont know how to go about doing it. I mean I was thinking after kissing for a while his penis will be erect and then i can just go for it, but im worried that it wont be erect...Now if i do this, and its not erect what do i do? Just give him a handjob? I have done this before but it is his first time. Any input?

Thank you (link)
cant really give a handjob non erect either. but, if you pull his pants down, and your mouth is near his dick, and it isnt erect, you might wana think about setting him up with one of your male friends.


Does anyone have any tips on how to do well on the AP Chem or AP Stat exams?

The AP Chem exams look impossible! The questions are all vague and I have no idea what the heck I am supposed to know. Nothing looks recognizable. Plus, my chem class sucks and I haven't really learned much. (link)
i went into my bio and psych exams knowing little about the subjects and got a 5 and a 4. there is a curve, so you dont have to worry about actually getting 90% just do the best you can.


i need more excuses about breaking up wiht my b/f (link)
you could always try the truth


I use laxatives once every other day to control my water weight. Can this do any serious harm to my body? (link)
yes.
I wish I remembered the name, but its an eating disorder similar to bulimia, except from the other end. all of the same dangers apply. also, laxitives are a medicine, something you should only take when you trully need it. aside from dehydration danger, you could also become dependant and lose your ability to poo without them.


Im always self concious.
Am i really that ugly?


http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k92/kenzie_paige15/cieraandkenzie054.jpg


http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k92/kenzie_paige15/Makenzie005.jpg


http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k92/kenzie_paige15/number2/kenzie.jpg


http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k92/kenzie_paige15/number2/cieraandkenzie001.jpg


Tell me!
Thanks.
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almost all girls are too hard on themselves, I think its genetic. often, its even:the cuter a girl is the more self concious she is. you are not the least bit ugly.


if a guy and a girl have been going out for over a year and havent had sex is it really wrong?

and

if i dont will he go off and sleep with someone else? do guys do that? (link)
not wrong at all. the good guys don't cheat, but not all guys are good. you shouldn't do anything you aren't ready for, and if the guy would leave over something like that, do you really want to be dating him anyways?


I was once told by this guy, that I intimidate boys because of the way I look. Most boys think I already have a boyfriend and thats why the ont come up to me.
How do I stop this because Im single, and dont wanna be seen as the girl who intimidates boys lol, also I have a swet nice nature and im fun the majority of the time
thanks in advance
xx (link)
make the first move


17-f-aus

you probly think wtf why dont she no i seriously have no idea what VD means i seen a few people saying it on here plz help my poor deprived soul (link)
also, depending on the context, could have been an abreviation for valentines day


I'm in love with my best friend, and she loves me back, in that way. We're both bi, and we would get together(probably not sexually for now, like kissing would be where we stop. we're religious). Unfortunately, she leaves for the Air Force in June. and she signed the contract(before she knew about me) that she'd engage in NO homosexual activity. What do I do?
P.S. We're not DATING yet, because we don't wanna screw up the best friends thing for a fluke. (link)
you could always go to court. i didnt even realize they were allowed to make you to sign something like that. either way, im pretty sure it wouldnt apply until she actually joined.

seriously though, i knew there was discrimination in the militaries, but i didnt realize they were actually making people sign contracts.

i wish i had more time to answer, but here take a look at this

http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:dihksRs2qukJ:www.ca9.uscourts.gov/coa/newopinions.nsf/C8A550ADC8E01D0C88256D9E007B7B0B/%24file/0116791.pdf%3Fopenelement+air+force+homosexuality+contract&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=8&gl=us&ie=UTF-8


Well I used to download a lot of stuff on my computer... big mistake. I had 121 viruses and my dad had to reset my computer and install everything back onto it (like microsoft word, firewalls etc)

I promised I wouldn't install anything but I ended up doing it again. I don't want to have him reset my computer again because I felt bad about it and he really was pissed that he had to do it.

Anyways...I have some programs on my computer like yahoo messenger that I have been trying to delete for a while but it says something like it cannot find the uninstall file?

I also get popups but heres the annoying part. They are kind of popups. I'm in the middle of browsing the internet and then my internet browser just closes out on me. Then about 5 seconds later a new browser window comes up (the "popup") but it says the page can't be displayed. How else is this annoying? If I'm watching something on youtube or the page I was looking at had music on it, after the page closes out on me the music/sound keeps playing! Its so annoying and if I want it to stop I have to restart.

My computer has also been running slow lately. I HAVE run tons of scans on my computer. LOTS of them, and some viruses are deleted, but new spyware keeps coming out of nowhere and most of the viruses can't be deleted... I really dont want to go through the trouble to my dad to reset my computer again because he's really busy with work I mean REALLY busy he wont even have the time...And please don't offer a proffeshional to fix it we dont ahve the money... Thanks in advance (link)
if you aren't using spybot, you need to be. if you are, then best advice I can give you is to reset the computer yourself. its not _that_ complicated. just pop in the windows disk it should step you through it.


how do you make things in your short-term memory go into your long-term memory?

what is working memory (link)
there is also something called sensory memory. sensory memory lasts about 2 seconds. look at a picture, and then close your eyes. you can still sorta see it in your mind. then it fades. tahts sensory. a good way to get something from short term into long term is to repeadedly take it into short term. which means look, try to remember, let yourself forget, look, try to remember, let yourself forget. etc. then youll need to reinfoce it over the course of the next few days. just because something is in your long term memory, doesnt mean you have access to it. for example, you might have stored a phone number in your long term memory, but you might forget it. then, if you look at the first few numbers, youll remember the rest. this also reinforces, and will eventually form a pathway that will allow you to easilly remember the number at any time. for example, i still remember the phone number of a girl i shared a ride with in junior high, despite the fact that i have not called it in almost over 5 years.



is it bad to get the hpv vaccine when your already sexually active? (link)
no its not. however, it could potentialy be bad to get it if you already have HPV, so get tested before you get the vaccine.


Ok here is an example of a problem:
Polly Gawn is building a triangular pool. She wants the pool to be acute, with no obtuse angles. One side of the pool is 20 feet long and the other side is 48 feet long. how long does the third side have to be to make sure that pool has all acute angles?

Helppp! Please! (link)
i dont know what the answer is, but i am totaly sure that it is not 52. 52 would make it a right triangle, which means a right angle, which means they are not all acute. what you would want, is something shorter than 52. how much shorter? not really sure. there is more than one right answer though. 48 would be a good one, that gives you an isocelese triangle, and since the bottom side is shorter, all angles should be acute.


how do you like erase your previous history? like on google, and yahoo, and ect. i don't know how and like everytime you type a letter the old stuff is on there. thankkss. [: (link)
depends on which browser you have, if you have the newest internet explorer
go to tools>internet options>browsing history>clear form data


1) once you take the SATs, what happens to the score? and if you take it more than once? What do the colleges actually see?
2) can you cancel your scores or are they permanent?
3) what is this curve or w/e that i hear about? that it is better to take it in certain months than others...?

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from what i remember, the colleges see how many times you took the SAT, but just your best score. this might have changed since ive taken them though. the main thing is, for almost all colleges, the acception proccess is a science. this means that, they plug in your gpa, your SAT scores, your community service hours, etc, into a formula, and get a score for you. then they look at your admissions essay and make a final decision.

you cannot cancel your scores, they will be on your record with collegeboard. you can have them not sent to any schools, so no one else will know.

the curve is there to offset any advantage one would get from taking the test later. so basically, your score will be roughly the same no matter when you take it.


the best advice i can give you is, take it multiple times, as many times as you can. there really is no disadvantage to doing it.


im a girl im 13.i grew up with all brothers and only boy cousins.im very rough w/ every1.i have mainly guy friends.ive never had a bf.i just really wana bf.but im ''one of the guys''.they dont think of me as girlfriend material.yes i wear really baggy pants but tight shirts.i snowboard.i wana bethought of as more girly. ~help me~ (link)
chances are, at least one of them sees you as more than just "one of the guys" you might just have to make the first move. you grew up with guys, you should know how.
tell ya what, hold off on rating me, and base it on your success.


can you make a guy like you???

14/f (link)
we're all human, so ask yourself this: can a guy you dont like make you like him?


a butt? i mean i dont have a HUGE a*s but i do have one. I get complimented on it all the times from guys, but i was wondering if guys do like butts? (link)
you're getting compliments on it, guys obviously like it


i wanted to make a myspace layout site since i'm pretty good at making layouts. but when i went to make another myspace for layouts it wouldn't let me use my e-mail address because it was already in use.

so i was wondering how i can make a new myspace for layouts with my same e-mail address?

i don't want to have to make a new e-mail address. i know that some people have hundreds of myspaces because they make a new one for each layout that they make.

thanks! (link)
you can't. your email address is your username, so much like you can't have the same username twice on a site, you can't have the same email address twice on myspace.

you could always make the same name@another service, gmail hotmail and yahoo, that gives you 3 of the essentialy same email.

thought you should know, that myspace recently changed and now forces email verification of new accounts. so, unless AIM has an actual email box now, you wount be able to add any friends with an account if you sign up with an AIM email. if you dont care about adding friends, and just want to show off the profile, then you could technically put in anything that even resembles an email address like iampretty@hotness.net




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