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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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OK well my friends bf's birthday was like two days ago and she doesn't know what to go him.
He is "gangsta" and she was thinking cologn but she can't find him any.
Does anyone have any good birthday present ideas?

Judging from rap songs, "gangstas" like hoes, drugs, and parties til 4 in da moning. But maybe she should just get him a movie or a cd.

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haha, what kind of plants are in a calming tea?

Camomile...or however you spell it.

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Is dance a sport? Now I don't need your opinions I need the facts, the proof that dance is or is not a sport, becuase I don't think it is, but I need to find out. Thanks

Dance is a form of art, not a sport. Don't listen to the person who said shit like marching band and stuff are sports, they're not.

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im 15/f and i do not like to hang out with girls...i hate girls they suck i always havve liked haning out with boys more...so i have a lot of friends that are boys and i also have a boyfriend...well recently my mom has started yelling at me to stop hanging out with guys and hang out with girls...well i dont like them...so how can i tell my mom i dont want to hang out with girls cus i get along with guys better?

You could just buckle down and accept what your mom says. You have to live with her until you turn 18, you might as well make it less painful and dramatic.

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15/m..i am soo in love with my beautiful amazing wonderful spectacular...and i could go on..but she feels the same about me..we have been dating for three months now... and the thing is my mom does not want me deating until i am 16...so my mom lets me have her over and everything but is always saying that we are not dating we are just really close friends who kiss and hug and cuddle and hold hands...and it is really hard for me to see my girl cus my mom doesnt want me to see her a lot....what can i do to get her to except the fact that i love her and i am going out with her. and to loosen up and let me see her more?

There is a reason your mom doesn't want you to date until sixteen and your should accept it.

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My best friend recently cut his wrists and was waiting to die. He's at the hospital, he's okay, and he knows what he did is stupid. This is some serious matter to drop on someone, so I was wondering how to lighten my mood. I'd appreciate any advice that will calm and level myself before I talk to him.

Drink calming tea.

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15/m ....i am about to go a little further with my girlfriend ....and i was wondering if most guys shave their pubic hair or not...?

Do whatever you want.

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My sunday school teacher says it's wrong being a vegeterian.
Well... to my friend she showed scriptures and stuff sayign that it's wrong to be a vegetarian. and i'm like what's the heck.
so anyway i found a scripture that says it's okey being a vegetarian and that's a sin to be racist against people who are vegeterians.
So anyway I plan to debate this whole thing out.

Can you please give me some supporting vegetarians scriptures or a website which can tell me where to find a debate on this topic?

First off, she's not being "racist" toward vegetarians. Vegetarians aren't a race. Secondly, I've heard the same thing about it being against God to be a vegetarian. I really don't know, I don't follow God stuff or anything like that.

Oh ok, you use your own language. That's wonderful. Speak it to yourself and speak English to everyone else please.

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i think i have herpes...i dont know what to do...

Go to a doctor?

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approximately a month ago my Boyfriend and I were foolin around and while we've never had sex we got a little carried away... to sum it all up he ended up cumming on my butt- we tried to clean it off as soon as possible but technically it is possible that some could have slid down to my vagina... does anyone think that I might get pregnant- I was off my birth control and havent had my period for two months (always been screwed up without my birth control) but he never penetrated me- what do you think?

Sorry to tell you, but your butt isn't attached to your vagina.

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my ex boyfriend told some people i work with that i tried to give him head, whcih is NOT true. i started yelling at him about it thru and IM and he was just like "gosh ur always trying to find ways to talk to me, if u want to talk to me be nice don't be mean" and he signed off. I AM SO MAD bc i don't WANT to talk to him...I HATE HIM but i'm sooo mad about why he told people at work that and he supposedly "can't remember ever doing that" what can i say to him to get it thru his brain i don't want to talk to him but he needs to stop talking ABOUT me?

Ignore him. He's only doing it to get this reaction out of you. If you didn't give him head, then who cares if others think you did.

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K I need to know for my own personal reasons if, all these things i'm about to list, are sins or not. and if they are sins where in the bible can they be found.


! Smoking Pot
@ Masturbating
# Drinking alchohol (under the age of 21)
$ Giving/Recieving oral sex
% Looking or watching "explicit materials"


I'd really like to know, so please help me. Thanks sooo much.
p.s im 16f if that helps.

I pretty much wanted to say that I know for sure that oral sex is a sin no matter what the circumstances are. It falls under "sodomy" which is a sex act that isn't sexual intercourse. Smoking pot and drinking under 21, I doubt it. I don't think you're going to hell for going to a kegger or enjoying a joint with your friends. Masturbating is a sin always. It is a selfish act done only to pleasure yourself, and you must think of another in lust. The same goes for explicit materials, lustful act.

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How do you get over it besides popping the pills?

Realzing that you probably have a better life than 90% of the world anyways. Just think that you wont be depressed in the futurs, and it'll help you get though it. Have you been diagnosed as depressed, or do you just think you're depressed?

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okay, this is really hard to explain. but whenever I log onto MY account on the computer (not my mom's or dad's) the fonts are smaller on many websites. Like, on myspace, the bulletins are font size 1 intead of 2, and yahoo mail has smaller links. My account did the same thing awhile back, only it made fonts bigger.

Fonts are also showing up incorrectly on Microsoft Word.. but not IM.

SO If anyone knows what the issue is here and maybe explain it to me? My computer is virus free. thanks.

...I rate high & leave comments ♥

They could have a different resoultion than you do.

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Whenever I shave "down there", it gets all red and itchy, and I don't have any baby oil or anything. So what should I put on it to stop the itching and redness?

You could always not shave down there and not have red bumps.

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here's the thing --- guys just do not look at me as "girlfriend material". i am 14 and most guys just aren't interested in "my type". i am a really big tom-boy and hang out with a lot of guys. i have girl-friends too but we hang with several guys. i really like this one guy in particular. how can i get him to notice me? i am popular, but not the "it girl" i play soccer and basketball and am well-known but i just don't get boyfriends. i go to a small private school (less than 1000 kids pre-k thru 12) so there aren't many choices. the guy i like is one of my friends but how can i get him to see me as more than a friend? what do 14 year old guys like in a girl? i am not desperate at all or anything... i am just ready for a relationship. anything will help! i'll rate 5's!

You're fourteen, it really isn't that big of a deal if you find a boyfriend. Anyways, boys your age don't always notice girls like they will in a couple years. Just have fun and enjoy your youth before all the drama starts of high school.

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how would you define cheating??

kissing, sex, multiple relationships, etc etc??

i was juss curious.

thanks!!

Everything from dating someone you don't like while trying to get someone else to wild orgies with random people.

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ok so my boyfriend always asks me what i like about him and why i like him. but come to think of it i can't really put it into works like hes always there for me hes caring.. but i cant put it into words its actually really hard. i know this probably sounds corney but do u have any reasons why u like your bf or whatever just to sum it up?

If you need other people to answer this for you, it wont mean as much when you tell him.

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i was just wondering...my mom thinks thats she's supior to me. that i should have to earn the stuff i do but she should just get them without working for them.and everytime i try to get justice she can just say well im the adult, or your the kid or i get certin things that you dont because im a grown up.she also says yeah im unfair or yeah im a bitch and she also says i should have to do chores and she sounldn't. like she's a queen bee and im just one of her workers. im just wondering do you guys think she has the right to do that or do you think she's just being a mega bitch. oh yah she also lets my step dad do what ever he wants like perposly try to eyyoy me or get a toss every month and when i do bad stuff i should get in trouble and when he gets in trouble he souldnt beacause he's the adult.

again im just wondering, do agree with my mom or me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is wonderful. Sorry to tell you, but until you turn eighteen and move out of your parent's house, your mom is superior and has every right to do what she's doing. You're just trying to be a rebel and hope that people on here will feel sorry for you. Well, sorry to tell you, but she is the queen bee, she can force you to do chores (in fact it's good for you), and everything else. Grow up please.

No I'm not a parent. I'm just trying to tell you that your mom has every right to do what she's doing.

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I am 17 years old and have never had a bf. People in my senior class make fun of me behind my back because of this. I even heard one rumour that I was a lesbian. I'm not a lesbian, I do like guys but I'm really shy and most of the guys in my class are really immature and just want sex, not a meaningful relationship. I've also made the decision not to have sex, or make love until I get married. Some of the girls in my class have slept with over 14 guys, and act like it's no big deal. Sometimes I get so depressed I feel like crying. The fact that tomorrows Valentines day is just going to make me feel worse. Do things ever get any easier for girls like me? Or does it just get worse when I go to college and into the work force? I'm beginning to feel like I'm the only person left with values.

Hey, don't feel like the only person left with values. You should feel proud about yourself because you're not a slutty whore banging guys left and right.

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