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hey everyone im maria and i love giving advice. im pretty good, at it i must say. so if you have a question just drop it in my inbox. lots of love ♥
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well i was having a wonderful time at my sleepover birthday party last night with my 4 friends!!!!! i wore a pink skirt and a purple t-shirt with a white halter top that you can tie in the front. For dinner we had pizza!! i had 2 slices and some chocolate pudding so i could save alot of room for the popcorn at the movies. During the first 30 minutes of the movie, i finnished the jumbo . I also had to use the bathroom.i was the birthday girl, and i was hungry!!! so i got up and went to the bathroom and then i RAN over to the candy bar because i was sooo hungry! when i was running i tripped right in front of the candy bar. and when i got up, i saw my crush and his friend LAUGHGING AT ME!! i liked david since the 6th grade!! and so i just started laughing to act like i wasnt embarrassed but i was humiliated!!!DID I MENTION that when i stood up i farted in his face?!?!!??!!?!?!! i couldnt believe it!!!!! then as if things couldnt get any worse, i looked down and i realized my skirt was tucked in my panty hose and there was a long pppiece of USED toliet paper stuck there too!!!!!!! he was cracking up!!!! this had to be the worst birthday everr!! what do i do to get my dignity and respect back!! oh and did i tell you that a popular person was throwing a party there and that means alot of other popular kids where ganna be there! they ALL saw me fall, toot, toleit paper, and skirt! AND im a little chunky and big bonned but, they saw my fat JIGGLE! now they laugh at me at school and call me names and are so mean to me and my crush doesnt like me and thinks im a NERD! NO way im not a nerd! does this sound nerdy to you: short, fat, short brown hair, pimples on my chin, and i act like a oversized baby at times..HEE HEE!!! please help me win my crush, win my respect back and can you give me some cool tips on being popular?
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Jennie F.
i rate 5's!!!
who cares if your a little chunky! you can still be sexy. wear cute clothes and lots of make up (try to make it look like your not wearing any though). go shopping. heres a list
1. foundation, test it on your hand to make sure it matches your skin color
2. mascara, black
3. lip gloss, balmy nights, victorias secret
4. tight jeans, forever21 or abercrombie and fitch
5. polos aeropastel or hollister
6. garnier frutis products-cvs
a)shampoo
b)conditioner
c)gel
d)hair spray
directions for hair stuff....
wash hair with shampoo and conditioner, let air dry for a little bit until SLIGHTLY damp then put the gel in and scrunch your hair with your hands under a blow dryer. directions are on the bottle.
show up at school like this with your sexy make over and theyll all be amazed! good luck!
Does anyone know where i can find some really cute myspace layouts?
yeah. go to my myspace. www.myspace.com/blonde_baby13 and were it says about me and stuff about me it will say click here to get a layout. there arereally cute ones. sorry if thats too confusing.
okay so yesterday i kissed my boyfriend and it was terrible! i want to know how to get into a situation with kissing without just saying hey lets makeout. i want to know what to do when i kiss him and what i should do with my lips, hands, and everything else. i want to intimatly makeout with him but im not sure how, please help I RATE 5's ALL THE WAY
just kiss. follow your instint. here are some tips...
1. no feeling or hand-jobs. just wrap your arms around him.
2. stick your tongue in his mouth and wiggle it around.open and close your mouth just a little bit.
3. get as close to him as possible. sit on his lap or just stand near him.
good luck!
Is it wrong for me to go out on walks dressed like John Lennon?
no.
I need your opinion:
I have been love for four years.
I am 17 now.
Some people say I'm too young and others say that seventeen is ld enough to know what you want.
I've always been mature for my age and when I told everyone I was in love at fourteen, needless to say, they didn't believe it. But it has been years and I am still in love.
Do you think I'm "old enough" to be in love? If I am, then wasn't I old enough when I was fourteen because back then, I was sure I would be in love forever and I still am.
yes. your always old enough to be in love! no one can tell you how to control your emotions.
Okay so I need yalls help! My Grandma got a phone call monday night at like 10:45 and it was a prank call...(Of course they blocked their number so we cant find out who is it) so heres how the convo went (the letters represent the peoples names):
Granny: hello?
Them: Hello, is H there?
Granny: Who is calling?
Them: B
Granny: Who?
Them: B, You might want to take H to the hospital, he gave me aids last night.
Them: (Someone laughing histerically in the background)
Keep in mind "H" is my grandfather and the "B" represents me. Now i'm sorry but that isnt even a cute prank call...my grandmother lives alone most of the time so she was scared to go to bed. But anyways...we have an idea of who it is...me, my mom, and grandmother think it was my brother's friend..lets call him N. and also my brother's other friend...we'll call him J. Now the only reason with think it's N & J is because N is the only friend of my bro who knows my grandpa's name. And I'm sure J was the one who told him to use my name. Now hopefully your still with me LOL. We were trying to think of some clever ways to get them to confess...I think we should do some of these:
1) Sit them down and frankly ask if they did it
2) Ask them if they know how to block your number when you call sumone
3) Ask if they know anything about a prank phone call my grandmom recieved
I'm open to opinions on this so please feel free to come up with some ideas of your own (that was the whole point of this lol) and let me know. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I'll rate high (5) and please, NO SMART-ASSES! Thnkx a mil
ask them if they know how to block a number. also ask them what your grandmom's number is because you forgot and some jerk prank called her and you need to see if shes allright.
my crush asked me to the halloween dance today. I accepted, but now im petrified. Im just really scared. WHAT IF EVERYTHING GOES WRONG... i dont know... what if ... geez, right now im freaked enough to believe that aliens can ruin this dance. i want everything to be perfect, but even still, in the mean time, how can i get rid of this... dance phobia thing ;)
dont dance. dancing is "uncool". only slow dance with him. dress as something sexy. like a flapper or a french maid. good luck!
my friend really likes this guy and never shuts up talking bout him. for three nights in a row he was in my dreams but heres the wierd thing....i dont like him at all not even as a friend! wat do you think dis means?xoxo
i think it means that your friend talks about him way to much
Does anybody know atleast 5 unusual halloween customs from different countries around the world? Example countries: mexico, australia, africa...
mexico, day of the dead. england doesnt celebrate halloween but a few days after we celebrate halloween they go door to door for money! i know! unfair! well...thats all i got. good luck!
is there any way to get maple syrup out of a shirt?
no.
Does anybody know how to design a good bulletin bard with the theme as halloween with house hold items or really cheap stuff?
get a plain bulletin board and plaint it orange. get plain thumb tacks and buy halloween-themed buttons from a craft store near you and super glue them on to the thumb tacks. use the thumb tacks to pin up pictures from previous halloweens and other things that you want to post. good luck!
So how does this whole thing work? Im always giving advice but I just joined here! How do I know people can find me to ask questions?
if you get your ratings up high peopl can search advicenators with a rating or 5. good luck getting to the top!
I just finished watching the Exorcist. Is this stuff real? Has this ever happened? I know back in Jesus' time it happened because he performed an exorcisms, as it says in the bible. But does or has this happened lately or around the 60s-70s? I have read many things and there are some stories of exorcisms being performed, but the weird thing is when I watched this movie I don't see how all those things can actually happen to someone innocent whom ingaged in the Ouija board a few times, how does it happen? Im so lost and scared as well.
no the exorcist isnt real.
okay so in one of my classes there is known as kinda of a geek but tall but just not cool so anyways if he likes a girl h es like obessed and its kinda scary and im starting to think he likes me ...like when i look up most of the time hes always staring at me giving me liek a creepy stare and i hate it and when i flirt with other guys he seems to get mad at stare me down...so first does he deff. like me and 2 how do i get him to stop w/o talking to him!
oh yess i rate high for good answers that wil help!=)
i personally think he likes you. i may be wrong but anyway, whe nhe looks at you do something unattractive like bite your pencil or blow bubbles off your tongue, not too gross or no one will like you. example: picking your nose, farting and burping are way too gross.
hey I'm 14, short and skinny for my hieght. I wanna know how to get a six pack or something along those lines. Any tips/steps? Has it worked for you/ someone you know? Also should my eating habits change?
do 30 sit ups a day and work your way up to 200. good luck
ok....heres the deal. I started my period about hmmm....the beginning of the summer! ok im 13 just to let you no. welli use pads and i hate them so much!! i want to start useing tampons but i dont no if i should because i have only had my periiod for about 4 or 5 months! im goin 2 start soon and its my first time in school! what should i do! what is the age to start usig tampons and should i use them now??????? i want to wear skirts and things and not worry about my pad! please write bak asap! thnx yall
oxo alex oxo
any age. my friend started using them when she was 12! ask your mom or big sister or someone how to use them. good luck!
I recently found out that my bestfriend cheated on his gf. And it wasn't just a make out with another girl type of cheating. He lost his virginity to this other girl. And he has no intention of breaking up with his real gf or even telling her. She lives about 2 hours away from here so unless someone tells her, she wont find out. She's also a good friend of mine so i'm questioning if I should tell her. I know if my bf was cheating on me and she knew, I'd want her to tell me. I'm not speaking to my bestfriend right now becasue of the fact. So should I tell his gf?
send her an anonymous e-mail orIM telling her that her boyfriend is cheating on her and that he had sex with another girl. or you can say its from you. that way she can dump him and move on. good luck!
what is hte best type of birth control. my fiance and i want to have sex but i told him not until i am on birth control. he said "we can use condoms" and i told him no, b/c i don't want an accident. im 18 and i dont need a baby right now. he understands, but i want to have sex with him so bad. that is why i want to get on birth control, but i dont know what kind of birth control is the best. i have looked into the different kinds and i am down to the pill, the monthly shot, and the three month shot. which is better or any advice on which one is hte best one to use. what are side effects and thigns like that. please help me out!
the best birth control is to not have sex.
What are some songs that are about being sad because of the death of a friend? Thank you.
far away by carol king, rosie wont you please come home by the kinks, i will remember you by sarah mcglochlin,everytime i eat vegetables by the ramones, picture book by the kinks is about memories,people take pictures of eachother by the kinks is about sad memories and feeling unloved, stop thinking about it by joey ramone. theres a lot more but those are the ones i thought off the top of my head. hope i helped
I have this guy friend, Michael. I think I like him as more than a friend, but idk. I just got in a fight with him, nd said something i shoodnt have. He said hed never talk to me again. And trust me, he can hold a grudge. Ive seen him do it. I know there is no way he could ever like me back. Guys dont really like me ... i dont have many guy friends. He was like my only one, now i lost him.
talk to him. even if he ignores you when you talk just pull him over privatley and say something like "listen, im sorry. i know i said some things i shouldnt have but i really want you to forgive me. your my best friend and i dont want to lose you. you dont have to forgive me now but i just would appriciate it if you would." good luck!