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Hey yall i'm MICHELLE i am a senior and i *LOVE* giving advice! i am really ditzzy, creative, LOUUUUUDD, fun to be with, outgoing, wierd, very very very RANDOM and CRAZY!

MY INTERESTS: i *love* art,DANCING, singing, partying, writing MAKEUP, fashion, FRIENDS, and $hopping!


YALL CAN ASK ME ANYTHING
NO QUESTION IS STUPID


People i am honest! Sorry if sometimes my advice sucks! But, i hope you understand that i try my hardest! If i didnt completly understand you question, please contact me ASAP for clairification! Thank you!


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M A t T ♥ M i C h E l l E (not my bf just a boy that is funny as hell! hah)

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Okay, so, I like my best friend, but he has a gf...we dont live in the same state, and hes always calling me hot, and beautiful and precious and cute and everything, and I asked him not to do it, and he got mad at me, and now hes "bugged" by it and told me hes not gonna be the same around him until i tell him the reason....well the reason is that I dont want him saying it because it hurts me hearing it and not being able to HAVE him...but he cant know that. So what do I do??? Hes mad at me :(

Aww. YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM! I'm sure he feels the same about you!!! He will understand!! Feelingd hidden are opportunites wasted!! TELL HIM!!
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hey are there any minerals that keep the bodies fluids in balance?
thanks

Yes! (dont listen to cardboard or therussianmailman!)
♥ Michelle

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ok my grades are so bad...i just always put everything off till the last minute...and i come on the computer before i do my homework and stuff..I CANT HELP IT!! if i dont get my grades up i wont be able to see my boyfriend, talk on the phone or go on the computer...i have this HUGE project due on wednesday and my partner is a total flake everytime i want to get together to work on it "shes going out" and i told my teacher and he doesnt care..so me and her are going in the comp lab tomrrow to work on our proj at lunch....but we havent even started...im freaking out and i already tryed working on it and i dont get it!! HELP....what can i do...my grades are so so bad theyre ALL D's and C's...=\ i just never feel like doing my homework and i cant push myself to do it...how do you guys get it all done?? btw 9th grade/15 female

You sound just like my sister, except for the fact that I dont let her procrastinate her projects I am on top of her. Well if your teacher doesnt care tell your mom to call your partners mom and if your partners mom doesnt care then you have to do it all yourslef and tell the teacher. When you want to present the project you partner will be clueless and you'll have all the answers! Heh! As for your homework, tell your mom to set a time limit of the computer so when the 2 hours on the comp. is done it will shut down on its own, and you will only use your computer in case of an emergancy project because you only have 2 hours on it a night. Make a schedule for yourself and it can look like this.. (this is my sisters schedules for mondays)
3:15-5:00 Homework
5:05-5:15 snack
5:20-5:45 piano
5:50-6:20 dinner
6:25-7:30 computer/fone
7:35-8:00 t.v. and strech
8:05 sleep!!!
If you have a project that was assigned to you on monday and is due one thurs. for example start a little of it on monday during your hw time and continue the rest of it throughout the week. So mon. you do the reaserch, tuesday you gather the info and put it together and wed. you do last minute touches! see simple as that! and you go to sleep @ 8!
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okay ill start at the beging, a while back my b/f and i got into a fight and he thought i broke up with him even though i didn't so a few years went past and i still had feelings for him and well now one of my best friends just broke up with him and it turns out he likes me too and i dont know what to do cux she still likes him and really wants him back but then again so do i, and im super confused cuz she told me not to go out with him but i really really want to so plz help me thanks

Hmm, I think that since you went out with him before it shouldnt matter to your friend. It is your feelings what does it matter to her? You can try to get them back together or you can just let it pass!
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what exactly is Mardi Gras? and how is it celebrated? I know its coming up (feb 8) so im cutious because i`ll be away vacationing and i was curious how i can party it up lol. So if you can tell me what it is and how u celelbrate it thanks

Well it is the year of the jesters minstrals and stuff like that. You can celebrate is by haveing everyone dress up with masks, jester hats, pogo sticks and more. (if you understand what im saying) Usually there is coctails and people just dancing have having fun nude for beads lol!
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I have this like rash type thing on my lip and I've had it for a while and it won't go away. I've put stuff on it to make it go away, but nothing works. Does anyone have any idea what it is, or how to get rid of it? Answer please, I rate HIGH!

You said you used stuff for your lips, what type of stuff did you use? You might have to use vasaline, moisturizers, nuesporine (sp) also works well!!
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how can you tell if a guy is sircumsized?

Well, when you look at thier penis you can see that it is like a curved kind of, and if they are cicumsized they penis stix out straigh. Lol sorry if it is cunfusing!
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does anyone know any good sites to learn how to belly dance with step by step instructions or know how to belly dance. no instructors or videos/dvds

turn you speakers up andlisten to the guy on this website.. http://www.theperser.com/html/persian_dance.html you can learn other dances on this website too!
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hi there i have a problem i fell for a guy online but im married and i think it was a thing i was going throw when i fell for the guy online now ive tryed to give him hints that i dont want to be with him just friends is what i want now but i even left this guy a e-mail telling him not to wait for me it could be years before i ever leave my husband but i dont want to leave him now we worked things out but the guy i fell for online said he will wait for me how do i tell him that i dont want to be with him please help

Y dont you block him? Just ignore him. Dont cheat on your husband. You're never going to see the guy you met online so you can just tell him I just want to be friends. Even if you hurt him *you dont have to* he still will never see him again. Try getting him out of you mind and ignore him as much as possible! ♥ Michelle

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Is there ANY way for ANYONE on advicenators to see who wrote a question??

NO, all questions are confidential. If that person wants you to know who they are they will put their username in the question/comment!
♥ Michelle

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ok well i have sweaty arm pits..and i need to tell my mom but i dont know how to tell her..what should i say??by the way your really pretty

Well actually it isnt that hard telling your mom. It isnt that immbarasing! Just tell her i need to get some deoderant! A good brand is Dove! Good LucK!
THanx!
♥ Michelle!

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On aim you can have icons.. i have seen alot of the new ones that talk.. does anybody know where i could get those. I would really appreciate it! thank you!! :)

iconator.com and adollz.com
♥ Michelle

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i am in love with a guy. but the thing is, is that our families hate each other and ownt let us see each other anymore. but i love him so much and i think that because we cant spend time togther that he is losing feelings for me!!! i cry in my room every night praying that we will be together some day....and it seems like no matter how hard i try to make things work or find some way to see him....it just isnt good enough....so i guess my real thing that i need advice with is that.....im in love....im not sure if he is in love with me.....we cant see each other....do i let him go or keep trying to make it work? please people...i need help!!!

make it work! your parents have to except the fact that you can handle people and they will face people that they hate but they have to except that, if you know what i mean. I hope that it works out!
♥ Michelle

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Hey, I am a 24 year old mother. I had sex at the age of 15, got pregnant and had the baby when i was 17. I had the support of my parents, although they were angry and my boyfriend whom is now my husband. My husband was not a bad kid was not a jail person a druggie or anything, so you can say we are normal except for the having a kid part. We are doing well i mean Mike, my husband, started a buisness that is going very well, my parents gave us some money and i got my first Chanel purse and Dior sunglasses, because we can finally afford it. You look like a normal young adult to me whom doesnt look spoild, unlike a few kids on this site, so i came to you for advice. Anyway i have a child who is 6 turning 7 in a few weeks (feb. 4th) Some of the moms look at me like i am a slut. I am really not, i dont want to start anything between us moms but watever that is past the point. I just want to show them that dispite my wrong choices in the past i am a mature mom who can handle sirous cases and is smart. I love my child more than anything his close friends parents actually sat down with me and asked me about my past and i am very open to them because they kno my story and that i actually care for the baby and stuff. So they know that i am smart and happy. Just i dont know what to do! Moms look at me wierd. Mike is 29 and can support us and went to collage. I am starting to go to collage (night classes) and i have my childs friends moms support, they are my bff's (heh im hip) and support me in whatever i do! They are all in the age group of 35-40
sorry this is long but i new i can come to you!

Hey! Wow! I know you have a normal life and a great husband! You can confront the stupid parents and tell them what is going on like you told the other moms. I will try to help you along the however i can if you ever need help! Good luck!
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i was just wonderin... well i just got my period for the first time yesterday and i wanted to know how many pads your supposed to go trough it one day?

Change it every 3-4 hours and before you sleep and when you wake up! Congrats on the new part of your life!
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My friends and I might be taking a trip to New York! My crush is going on the trip too! I already told him i liked him! what should i do during the trip with my crush? any suggestions on what i should o or say to my crush?!

Just be yourself, dont try to hard. Maybe the special time will be there wink wink! Well you can tag along with him!
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I'm holding a handful of pills. I want to die so fucking badly but I'm afraid of destroying my family. They know i've tried to kill myself before*but endd up making myself just really sick* n havent let me see a shrink, i have absolutly no reason to be feelng this way. i had a fine day n now im looking at these things wondering what do to. i've taken a few, slowly. counting. but i jsut wanna fucking go but i dont wanna hurt people. i need to get the fuck out. can i run away for a bit w/o being arrested?
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Aww, dont think about killing yourself. I just think you need a little break from the world. A time to think, maybe you can see a councler, stay at a friends house, go a little vaca to some tropical place alone to just think.
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ps it isnt worthit to kill yourself at 14 or ever!

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hey i am going to formal soon and i got a dress and its really long down to the floor and stuff but soo pretty. and so then i find out everyone is wearing like shorter drsses like to their shins but mien is past the floor so wat do i do? i dont wanna be over dressed but i love this dress... wat wud u do

Actually you can wear it as it is or consider going to the seemstress and getting is cut a little lower. The seemstress might know how to make it a little shorter but still make the dress nice!
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Sorry i didnt know what to put this under;
anyways. i used to have a reallyy good voice.
i would sing in all this all county stuff
and i could sing very high and very well..
but i started to abuse my voice by going to
concerts and yelling.. so i would lose my voice..
and i am just an overall loud person so i always strain my voice from yelling or being loud..
so after all these years of abusing my voice
my voice is now really bad = (
i always sound raspy when i talk and i dont
sound as good as i did when i used to sing..
can this be fixed? should i go to the doctor?
i really want my voice to be back to normal..
my voice has been like this for a year now.
thanks so much in advance!! = )

Hey! My voice lesson instuctor tells me to have water and lots of lemon and tea all the time after i tell loudly. Hopefully that will help your voice. If that doesnt help try seeing a doctor maybe he/she will be able to give you some good tips on how to get your normal voice back. You might also be going through pubic changes and your voice might be changing. That happends all the time!
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ok well i dont eat anything really... i would say im becoming anerexiox. i know its not good for you but does it mmake you lose weight?

No, you actually gain weight by eating. When you dont eat for a long period of time, your stomach isnt used to eating, so after 2 or more days of not eating, the first time you eat, you actually gain weight! (hope i makes sence!)
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ps if you know it is bad for you y do you stop eating?

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