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Hey yall i'm MICHELLE i am a senior and i *LOVE* giving advice! i am really ditzzy, creative, LOUUUUUDD, fun to be with, outgoing, wierd, very very very RANDOM and CRAZY!

MY INTERESTS: i *love* art,DANCING, singing, partying, writing MAKEUP, fashion, FRIENDS, and $hopping!


YALL CAN ASK ME ANYTHING
NO QUESTION IS STUPID


People i am honest! Sorry if sometimes my advice sucks! But, i hope you understand that i try my hardest! If i didnt completly understand you question, please contact me ASAP for clairification! Thank you!


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M A t T ♥ M i C h E l l E (not my bf just a boy that is funny as hell! hah)

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Everyone online keeps saying IMAO to me and I have no idea wut it means!! I feel like such a loser! lol can u please tell me what it means. THx!
x3Stephanie

do you mean lmao? it means
l=laf
m=my
a=ass
o=off

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Im "seeing" this guy, Javi *but Im not dating him* and there is a huge story behind it all, to make it easier...I dated an ex (Aaron) and my best friend, Josh is and was in love with me at the time. I didnt date Josh because I didnt wanna ruin a "best friend" friendship if I got into a relationship (cause it happened to me once before) I dated Aaron and when we broke up, Josh still loved me...I began to give in to just being his best friend and then he went to Greece, when he got back he had changed into an asshole and the reason for that is cause he found out I was hanging out with a friend named Javi....well Josh thought that the same thing would happen to him again (When I decided to date Aaron instead of Josh) last year...So he had pissed me off to the point where I didnt like Josh anymore cause he was such an ass to me and now (2 months later) he is a sweetheart to me because he "tested" me to see if it would happen to him again. (To wrap this up because it is SO MUCH MORE detailed than this) Im dating Javi now and Josh wants to be with me badly and the fact of the matter is that I sooooooo badly want to be with Josh too (while Josh was an ass to me, he had told me that Javi liked me more than He did himself, but he lied so he could test me)...except I told Javi I loved him...and I had mentioned that things would definitely work out between him and I (while I was pissed off at Josh)I don't know what to do...Im in love with Josh and I clearly don't have the kind of feelings for Javi as I do for Josh. I just dont know what to do or say. It's a really complicated situation without loosing Javi as a friend and hoping he wont hate me too. Please help me out, Ive gone to a bunch of friends about this and none of my friends know what to do:/!

Well, Honestly go with oyur heart. If you Love Javi but not as much as Josh tell Javi I have my heart set on someone else, maybe we can try it another time. But I would never go out with Josh he is an ass seiously putting you on tests.
♥ Michelle

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ok. me and the kid im with had sex for the first time today. and im bleeding really bad, i put a tampon in to control some of the bleeding but im still bleeding. how long shuold the bleeding last?

Hmm around 6-7 days. I have never had sex so i wouldnt know but i have herd 6-7 days!
♥ MIchelle

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there is this guy i like that i send letters to but i was wondering should i ask him if he is single or would that be to rude of me?

Its not rude!
♥ Michelle

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well i love this kid named phill..when ever i havnt seen him for a long time (1 week) then when i see him i love him!! he just got out of a 1 year relaship (sp) with a girl named gina. phill likes me and stuff..but idk i love him..should i like ask him out or wait a little bit! i rate high

-confused

Heyy. I would tell him how you feel about him then see what happens from there. Then ask him out!! Lol if yu get what im saying.
♥ Michelle

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Why are Condoms flavored?

So when yu suck the dick it tastes good.
♥ Michelle

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alright. i just made a "myspace" thing. and i was wondering if you knew how to put a song on them. and put like a backround thats not just a color.

thanks

Hmm.. i dont i bet my sister does though ill ask her and get back to you on this one.. Im me Laprincess1433

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omg thank you so much!! you made me feel alot better! and yea..me n my boyfriend are doing really good now! and i've realized how much i really love him and how much he means to me..and i think he's realized it too! he told me he wants to marry me someday.haha. you REALLY helped me. you dont know how thankful i am. that boy means the world to me! if there's anything i can do for you just tell me! thank you s0o0o much!!!!

Wow i am really happy i helped you! Im me sometime! You just made my day!
♥ Michelle

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me n my boyfriend are really in love and we've been together for 5 almost 6 months but like things have changed between us.we dont talk like we used to..like we dont talk about how we feel etc.. and we dont really spend time together anymore. and like we've had sex and everything. but it seems like he's not happy with me or doesnt wanna be with me anymore. i still love him but its not like it used to be and he's more worried about his friends rather than me. i dont know if im just being selfish and have to have all the attention but..he's kinda mean to me to, but hes also really sweet to me. its kinda confusing but i dont know what to do. i still wanna be with him but not if its gonna stay like this.

Aww, hey. He likes you, dont worry. He isnt worried about you prob. beacuse he knows he has your love. If you want to have your old relationship back, you have to attempt to talk to him first and set time to hang out! Try telling him your feelings on how you feel about your relationship now. How you would like to improve it! Good luck! If you need 'more' to the answer just drop another one in my inbox!
♥ Michelle

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my girlfriend doesnt tihnk she is hot what do i do ?

Aww, you being her bf explain to her that she is no matter what she says. Prove to her that she is!
♥ Michelle

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well me and my boyfriend have been going out for about 3 months then all of asudden he says he wants to take a break. i asked him why and he said we need to live our lifes. what do you think he ment by that?

He wants to look to see what other girls have to offer. Dont worry he wants to just take a brake, so youll get bak with him!
♥ michelle

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If I don't eat at all but exercise, will I lose weight?

NO!! You actually gain weight. Just eat healthy, and excersie 3 times a week and you should be fine!
♥ Michelle

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how do u put a tampon in?

Um, can you im me for this one? Lol srry.
♥ Michelle

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Well i've been going out with this guy for almost 5 months and i love him and i'm glad we're together. but the guy i went out with before him, well he was the first guy i ever loved and even though i don't like him anymore, i still think he's good looking and i love talking to him and stuff.. is that bad?

No, you still have feelings for your first love. You can still keep in touch with him there is no harm in that. But remember you have someone who loves you, and loves to be with you.
♥ Michelle

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How exactly can my boyfriend and i have some privacy without his sister or anyone watching us or barging in on us? not like..sexually..like just so we can have time together. Thanks!

You guys can go 'out' to the movies. Or just explian to them you guys just need sometime alone and explain you wont do anything foolish like sex!
♥ Michelle

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does anyone know of that poem thats about like a girl who got killed by a drunk driver and shes saying her last words to her mom? and people like send it around alot in emails? PLEASE HELP ME OUT i need it for class..thanks

i got it off my old and sent mail:
Jenny
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And datiing this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one problem stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense,
She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, call an ambulance!
These kids are in trouble!
Voices she heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars
involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right,
And if the people in the other car was alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!? "Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse,
"Why didn't you do your best?"
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car
were her mom and dad."

♥ Michelle

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My guinea pig used to be a biter, but he got a lot sweeter. i love him but sometimes he still bites, but not as much as he used to. If anyone no's anything about this can you give me tips on what to do? thanks

Like a dog, give him a chew toy! Or his teeth might be growing!
♥ Michelle

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I don't know what to do for my friends 13th birthday(dont worry im 14) any ideas? she wants me to throw her one

Have a boy and girls scary movie party! Or a fun girls sleepover party!
♥ Michelle

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How exactly do you hook up? And what is it?

'Hooking up' is like when you 'make out' with a guy/girl or have sex! Or, meeting up with freinds!
♥ Michelle

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i really like this guy but i have nothing to talk to him with on aim... i kno people say intrests but iv tried that!! what can i talk to him about

*School
*People who annoy you
*Valintines day!!
♥ Michelle

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