tasuki's advice column

Hey! I have a question. I am not very good with computers. I am doing a research paper and I typed it on microsoft word. I want a picture to be on it right above where I typed. I'm just not sure how to get my picture on there. Can anyone tell me?

Go to insert and then select picture.

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I need some advice on getting my 3 year old to sleep in her own bedroom,she has slept with her father and I since she was a baby.Lately her father & I have been having some relationship difficulties,and she is very insecure about everyone being there when she wakes up.

Well, unfortunately I do not know because I have never raised kids. But maybe if you got her a night light and a large teddy bear. And make going to bed a special time...you and your husband should both tuck her in and kiss her goodnight and tell her a delightful story. I know that Goodnight Moon puts kids to sleep instantly...or atleast it did to me when I was little...gosh, I'm getting tired just thinking of it. Or Sleeping Beauty, and you can say "See, she went to sleep alone and look what happened to her!" Or you can hire Super Nanny.

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I am 17 and a female. I am trying to find a job. I applied at different fast food places and I never hear anything back. Do you know why? Is it cause I'm not 18?

They are probably just being slow. It took along time for the public library to get back to me, and I thought I didn't have the job for sure, but I got it.

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my skin has been ripped off of my arms, and I was planning on just replacing it with saran wrap, but I'd like to know of some other methods of dermalogical reconstruction. I am on a tight budget.

Sign up to be a volunteer experiment for Stem Cell Research. Since they are still researching this method, they will probably pay YOU to participate in it and if it does not come out okay, you can use the money to buy long sleeved shirts and arm-warmers.

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I have just gone into seventh grade this year, And me and my friends all want to decorate peoples lockers for their birthdays. But my one friend doent seem like she wants me to help. I was just on the phone with her and she was getting ready to go in early tomorrow to decorate one ofour friends lockers. But when I asked her if I could help she was just kinda guiet and said, "I don't Know." And when she was talking about all the lockers she was going to decorate I said, "Yeah, you and me will have to go in and decorate them together." When I said that she was jsut kind of quiet. And when I asked if that was o.k, she just said really quietly. " I guess So." So I can't tell if she wants me to help or not. We are both friends with the same people. I ust don't kow why she is acting so weird. If someone could PLLLEASE right back ASAP, that would be great!

Maybe she just thinks it would be a waste of her time or that you would get in trouble for vandalizing lockers. It's not really something to worry about, not like it's the end of the world.

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What are some EMO stores? Pacsun is too punkish. Hot topic is great but its too gothic. i want something emo-ish

i rate high!!!!

*emo-lost*

Goodwill.

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Does anybody know atleast 5 unusual halloween customs from different countries around the world? Example countries: mexico, australia, africa...

Japan has thousands unusual costumes, just look up anime cosplay and gothic lolita online you will find a bunch of stuff.

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I was using my other phone line and I wanted to pretend I was calling someone. So i thought i dialed the same number as that line i did that about 4 times and hung up. I know it was stupid. The person called back I apologized and explained I dialed the wrong number. I am scared will they be able to find me?

No, you told them it was just a wrong number they probably don't care. They most likely just thought it was their friend or they were curious who it was so they used *69. It's not illegal to make the wrong number, and if they didn't say "I don't believe you you stupid prank caller I'm taking you to court!" then you should be fine.

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is there any way to get maple syrup out of a shirt?

Yes, just wash it.

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i am not sure sure how u cook a damn shrimp!! i tried frying it but the house caught on fire and i just stole a laptop from my grandma and wanted to ask you. so if u could really answer this question for me that would be really good

thank you
anynomous.

Here is how you cook a shrimp: go into the Dark Meadow covered in butter and yell, "I'm a tasty wolf treat! If you're awolf, you'd be crazy not to come and eat me!" That way, your grandmother can't punish you when she finds out you stole her laptop.

And next time you try to fry shrimp, don't turn the burner on High and then ignore it, you have to watch the stuff you're cooking.

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is it true when you have chemo therapy you cant have kids

Probably. I don't know, I think the chemo affects everyone differently and it depends on how much you had. It's radiation, so I assume that if you can have kids they would have some serious problems. Fortunately you do not have to have kids, a lot of people don't, and if you reaaallly want a damily, there are plenty of kids who would love for you to adopt them. And anyway, if you died from cancer you would also not be able to have kids.

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Yea this question is probably been like said a million and a half times. But I'm almost 17 years old and i wear a 36 B Only within the past year have my boobs become pointy. Like when I had an A bra they were perfectly normal. Is there a method of getting your boobs to a rounder shape...so that they are round when you are naked?

Uhm...no...you're just gonna have to accept your body the way it is. Everybody is different, just because you don't have the "perfect" breasts doesn't make you less beautiful. All those models and porn stars...those aren't even their real breasts, the photos are touched up. Real is much more beautiful than fake.

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i have a dance next weekend and i dont know what to wear. the dance is casual. im in middle school. what should i wear?

Jeans and a shirt, that is what casual means.

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what does orgy mean?

Orgies originated in ancient Rome and were basically big parties where you ate a lot, drank a lot, and had a lot of sex. Now it pretty much means crazy sex party with a bunch of people, but there would probably drinks and chips at one.

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im lookin for sites that have dolls and other graphics. i mean like uniques, preps and glitter images. if you know ne gud sites let me know please.thanx

Raex33333333

http://elouai.com/doll-makers/candybar-doll-maker.php

It's the greatest dollmaker EVER.

Yeah, okay...you see how on the bottom of your doll there are three little pictures? There is one of a face and a disk, it is in the middle. Click that and it will save.

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i like someone but i know they dont like me what do i do

Become their friend and maybe go out with them. Maybe they actually like you, or maybe the only reason that they don't like you is because they don't know you. Or they are just not really mature enough to be into "liking" people at this point.

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what do you do when you like so one sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much and he doesn't like you back ?

What do I do? Hm. I buy some new shoes, a new notebook and a pen, and I write short stories about my rejection and dinosaurs.

Somehow, that helps me cope. Try to find your own wonderful method of dealing with life's depressions.

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ok well i started a new school this year and i dont meen to brag buti got asked out 6 times in 1 day its starting to vary how many timesi get asked out now is it becuase they got to know the real me or just evry 1 that liked me asked me out i meen im not that bad just let the hormones get the best of me...

Uhm, I'm sorry. What exactly is your question?

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Do you think if I cut out all sodas would I lose about 5-7 lbs in 2 weeks? I usually drink about 1-2 sodas a day, but I am not overweight or anything I am 5'5 and 110 lbs. I would just like to lose about 5 lbs or so. Also I hear people say to even cut diet soda out? I thought diet soda was okay to drink b/c it has no calories, how could I benefit from not drinking diet either?

Soda does not really add to your weight. Well, I think the regular kind does but I really don't think diet soda does anything. Only if all you do is sit and drink soda. So if you want to lose weight, cutting soda probably would not help. However, you should drink about eight big glasses of water a day--this WILL help you lose weight, and if you're drinking that much water you may not really want to drink soda because then you'd be going to the bathroom all day! But it is a good idea to cut down on soda anyway, I am trying to myself but my mother keeps buying it for me. It has a chemical in it that actually takes calcium out of your bones and makes your bones weak, and this can and does develop into a very serious condition.

Good luck, and please ask me if you have any other questions!! ^___^
-tasuki

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Have you ever died and woke up to think you are alive?

Yep.

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