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I keep deleting my itunes and reinstalling it and it still wont work.
Everytime I click it ,it shows an error report.
And so i cant pull up itunes.
so how should I fix it?
I dont know whats wrong. (link)
wait are you deleting or uninstalling? there is a very big difference between the two. if you are simply deleting, that would explain it, and you probably have multiple copies by now. if you are using windows, go to your control pannel>add/remove programs and remove itunes from there. or just use the built in unistall for itunes. then reinstall, and open it up. it will probably ask you if you want to update. do the update, and then start using it and see if it works. it would also be pretty helpfull if you mentioned what was in the error report, we arent psychics, and there are hundreds of things that could be wrong.


15 f (sorry if its wrong category)
i cant download aim on my computer because last time it brought a virus and my dad said not to download it again. so i heard about aim express and i want to try it but i cant this is what it says.
"You have successfully logged into Aim Express. However, we are unable to launch your Buddy List because you have Popup blocking enabled. Please disable the Popup blocker or add the *.aimexpress.aol.com and aimexpress.aol.com domain to the allowed white list.

Please refer to your Popup blocker software for more information."
how can i fix this? can i get step by step help? please thanks! if it helps i rate! (link)
highly depends on what internet browser you are using, and what popup blocker service. somewhere in the buttonbar of your browser there should be something that refers to a popup blocker. click it, and look at the options. you should have something like "allow popups from this site"

or use http://wwwm.meebo.com/


when does the birth control pill become effective?

websites would be great also. (link)
7 days
only search advicenators.com


http://www.brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/sexual_health/ssc/bcps.htm


my period started the 26th of june. now i had sex on the 5th of july. this isnt during my most fertile time is it? my cycle ranges from 27-32 days. the condom broke. i am worried that i may be pregnant. i am also on the pill. but i started the 1st of july. i was wondering the possibility of being pregnant. and also if i should get the morning after pill just in case.

and also do you know if i can take the morning after pill while on the birth control pill. (link)
your most fertile time is right before your period, but you can still get pregnant. you should go down to your local planned parenthood and get the plan b pill (if you arent morally opposed to it). the fact that you are on the pill should be enough, 98% effectiveness. but if you are worried you can go down to PP and discuss your options.


I dont mind the contradiction, I would definitely take the the word of two women and a gynocologist over mine. I was just going off of what I had heard.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/Zeilay/hoih.jpg

I've put on weight. And today two seperate people were like
"Oh,Jordann you've put on weight."
One even was like you were like this [ ], now you're like this [ ]" (with her hands)
I'm feleign really self-conscious, and insecure.
Should I try and drop a few?
(link)
nah you look great.


if i want to crush a sleeping pill so it would make me fall asleep faster would that be a good idea? (link)
Its made in pill form for a reason, you are supposed to take it as a pill. You shouldn't crush it up.


I didn't know what to put this under. But I wanted to know something about the soap opera The Young and The Restless. I've been away for a while and I needed some catching up. There's a woman named Logan on the show who's helping Nick Newman.. I wanted to know if they said anything about her and who is she? And if you have any additional spoilers. (link)
Nick was in a jet that crashed in the woods. Logan found him, took care of him, and nursed him back to health. They havent really said too much about who she is.


There's a song I heard on Q97.9 before Q it or Screw it sometime last week. It came on before Matt Kearney's new song, undeniable.
It goes like this:
"Pictures of you, pictures of me. Remind us all of what we used to be." In the main verse. I've tried google days ago, so please don't tell me to go there.
---Many thanks. (link)
well you apparently didnt try very hard

only search advicenators.com


first result revelas that it is called pictures of you. its by the last goodnight


if you call someone after your free minutes will it show up on the bill? (link)
yes


i'm about to use the crest whitestrips classic kit. but i think i might have a cavity. it doesn't hurt and it's pretty small, but i'm really sure if it's a real cavity or not (as i've never had one before). is it safe to use the whitestrips even with this cavity, if it is one? it doesn't say anything on the insert in the package or online. (link)
ive been using the premium plus strips for the past few days, same basic thing. i actually have a minor cavity in one of my teeth. the first few times i did it, it hurt a bit, but the past 2 times it hasnt. the strips actually make all of your teeth a little sore. good luck


hey, i just read a question that asked how many calories are in a pound, and the answer was 3500.

if i ate a fruit that has 30 calories & worked out and burned 3530 calories, does that mean i'll have lost one pound? that's so cool!

also, i have an elliptical. what is the most calorie-burning thing i can do in a short amount of time? it doesn't have into involve the elliptical, & i can't go running right now.

thanks in advance! (link)
Yeah that's right. 3500 is a hell of a lot of calories though, there is no way to burn it off in one session of any workout machine. The average person eats 2000 calories a day. The best way to go, is to lose the calories over time. Basically, cut out 350 calories a day, and workout on the eliptical for a while, burn an extra 350 calories a day, for a total of 700 less per day then your body is used to. Then, in 5 days, you will have lost a pound. Its slow compared to other diets, but its healthy, and you wont immediately gain the weight back if you go off it.


how do i get the code on tinypic.com cause i uploaded my pictures and i dont know where to get the code
please help!! (link)
After you uplaoad the picture, all the codes are there. the direct link is the one you need to use the code.


There is a site where you can view deleted livejournal accounts, even though they are deleted. You don't see there old profile or userpictures, however, you can read the user's old journal enteries. Does anyone know what this site is called? I tried searching google, but I had no luck. Thanks in advance. (link)
http://web.archive.org/web/*/livejournal.com


what happened to all the cool movies? now there are just lame ones to watch (link)
i know! probably copyright issues, they are all gone from youtube too, i was using it to watch some anime, and didnt finish, now i cant :(


Osiusti, meditabitur, sapientiam, Et lingua eius, loquetur indicium, Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem, Quoniam cum probatus fuerit, Accipient coronam vitae, kyrie, ignis divine, eleison, O quam sancta, quam serena, Quam benigma, quam amoena, O castitatis lilium.


any ideas? (link)
looks like you might have misspelled a few words. here is what i got from a translator

Osiusti meditabitur , wisdom , And language her loquetur sign , Blessed man quae suffert trial , Since when approved fuerit , To consider oneself indebted crown life kyrie , fire prediction eleison O how sancta , how to make clear , How kindly , how pleasant O chastity lilium.

you can find it at
http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=Latin&to=English


so basically i was making out with this guy and he said that i kiss differently than any other girl, like i use a lotta tongue. now idk if thats a bad thing or what. like we didnt stop after that and he was still into it but still. i just know that when i pulled away i kinda sucked on his lower lip for a second. we just kinda werent clicking i guess..am i a bad kisser or wat?

umm ok thanks (link)
Really doesn't sound like you were doing anything wrong.


hey tried mastercode and didnt work and i can only find the nude patch that alters the exe any other thoughts? (link)
I found

http://www.yummy-wakame.com/weblog/archives/2006/10/17/3397

it doesnt say that it edits the .exe

but the first one i found,
http://compsimgames.about.com/od/thesims2downloads/qt/sims2nudepatch.htm

says it makes a backup. and really, even if your sims game gets messed up, you can always reinstall, and have a backup copy of your saved game file.


there is supposed to be a cheat on sims 2 that is supposed to get rid of the blur but wont(intprop censorgridsize 0). is there a way?


Thanks,
DungenMan (link)
I haven't played mine in a while. Does it do anything at all? I seem to recall needing to put in the master cheat. (boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true) you should do this before loading your family. This will also let you do fun stuff to your sims by shift+click on them. If the censor still wont work, you can always download the nude patch for it.


what is it/how do you do it

thanks (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooning

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=forking


hi i'm 14 want my breasts to grow im a size 34A oh and for all the guys is that big? how do i make them bigger without padded or water bras or implants thanks (haven't started my period) (link)
You are still young, chances are, they'll get bigger on their own, especially once you start your period. Just wait, for now, you can just try to find a guy who isn't a shallow bastard (really most aren't) who won't care about the size of your breasts.




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