It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
E-mail: jolly_ranch_er@yahoo.comcom
Gender: Female
Location: FL
Age: 107
Member Since: February 3, 2006
Answers: 847
Last Update: September 7, 2010
Visitors: 41044
Main Categories:
Music
Love Life
Random Weirdos
View All
Favorite Columnists
Cux
Alin75
Igotamonopoly
Brandi_S
Shortcake22
mitsugi
xBaByDoLLx3
lostinpraise
|
| |
|
okay so im annoyed. my parents dont let me hang out with guys. and it sucks because im friends with A LOT of guys in my school. and so sometimes (like today) my friend asked to come over my house friday and swim (a girl) and i said id ask my mom cause i wanted her to come and swim at my house, and then later on my friend asks if her AND this guy can come over and i told her i was busy but im really not, but i dunno what to do cause im just so mad my parents wont let me hang with guys. please dont say 'talk to ur parents' cause ive tried. but i can only hang with guys if its at someone elses house and my parents dont even know. i dont wanna say "i cant hang with guys' because ppl have seen me hang with guyys. (im SO sorry if this is confusing) i just dont know how to tell my friends, and a lot of them are guys and i just hate when people wanna hang out, i feel so excluded. (link)
|
Tell your friends, if you can't tell your parents. If they really are your friends, then they'll understand.
"Ack. My parents have a thing about boys. I can't hang out with them out side of school, unless the parentals don't know about it. It's so lame."
But yeah, definitely ask your parents why you can't hang with boys. They don't have anthrax. :]
|
my itunes got erased..
but the music is on my ipod
how can i get it onto the computer?
when i plug it in it says
'erase and synce'
and
'transfer purchases'
but neither one has the optnio of putting everything on my ipod onto the computer.
what do i do? (link)
| |
Reinstall itunes. Plug in your ipod. It should pop up transfer all files of some sort. Click the one that says, 'transfer.' It should work.
|
|
Okay, so their is this kid that I'm going out with someone. But i think i might like someone else. I mean i love this kid that i'm going out with but this other one is like really nice and everything but i don't know what to do. Help (link)
|
"Don't leave the one you love for the one you like; because the one you like, will leave you for the one they love."
Chinese proverb or something.. But it's really smart.
|
does anyone know any good romantic/comedy movies with cute celebrities? for example:John tucker must die.
thank you so much =] (link)
|
Aw, yay.
Personally, if you don't care about the stuff that's been so recent::
Sixteen Candles
That Thing You Do
ATL
Accepted
Those are all really good.
|
I went to this restaurant a couple months ago (the kind wherethe chef guy cooks right in front of you) and they served this salad with AMAZING dressing and I've been dying to have it again but since I can't get to the restaurant, I've been looking for the recipe online. But I haven't had very much luck, so I'm coming here for advice! :)
It was kind of creamy dressing, and tasted a lot like soy sauce. I've looked all over the internet for a soy sauce salad dressing but I can't find any that aren't like, vinegarettes.
I don't know how much help that is, but if someone could at least point me in the right direction, i would REALLY appreciate it. Thanks! :) (link)
|
try searching places like:
www.marthastewart.com
www.southernliving.com
or, just google:
|
|
how do you get rid of a double chin besides plastic surgery???? thanks in advance (link)
|
It's supposedly an old wive's tale-- but open your mouth, tilt your head back, and slowly close your mouth. Repeat.
That's supposed to tighten up everything and get rid of double chins. Plus, I would probably work out a better eating plan.
|
|
So a couple months back someone brought a website to my attnetion and it was where you can upload clothes and create outfits online. anyone happen to know what that is called? I really have no idea and i've tried googling it. thank you! (link)
| |
Are you talking about www.twinky.com? Because otherwise, I have no idea.
|
|
its SUPER embarrassing for people to see your sweaty armpits, its disgusting. but i dont know what to use to get rid of it. i've tried that Certain-dri stuff i got at Walgreens, and it doesn't work for me. any other suggesstions? (link)
| |
I use Dove brand deodarent-- doesn't really matter which one for me-- but it works wonders.
|
|
has anyone read the book friedrich??? if so, could you please tell me if they say the boy's name? also, if you could think of an "alternate title" for it, that would be great!!! thanks soooo much %%%% (link)
|
http://www.readingmatters.co.uk/book.php?id=82
The boy's name is... Friedrich? Maybe.
And the alternative title... no idea. Sorry.
|
In December I was best friends with this guy. We're both 16, I'm a girl. Well we were really good friends, hung out everyday even if for 5 minutes, and called eachother everyday etc. He told me in January he liked me but decided he just wanted to be friends. Then he stopped talking to me. I was confused and hurt, after being with him everyday and talking to him, not talking/seeing to him at all was a total shock. Eventually I talked to him about it, and he said he still wanted to be friends/have a friendship. To me, it didn't seem like he was trying, and it still doesn't right now. I tell him exactly, directly, up front what I expect of him, which isn't much, and he never follows through. He calls maybe once every week, and only to ask if he's missed the bus. We hang out once a week, sometimes not at all. I guess I just really miss our old friendship and we've talked about it numerous times, I promise. And it seems while we're talking that he gets it, and the next day usually everything's so much better. But then he starts with his old habits again, and I don't know what to do! I guess I'm just asking did he give up trying to be my friend because he doesn't like me anymore? That's what it seems like to me, but I really need some thoughts here. It's been awhile since January, and I'm still confused why he seems to not be making an effort at this friendship. I'm really hurt, and just need help please.
(link)
|
I'll tell you one thing-- boys are confusing. That's for damn sure.
I'm honestly not very good at these kinds of questions, because everyone's different and it'd just end up being best if you straight up told him, "You screw up alot. I don't like it and I miss you. What's your deal?"
That's, basically, all I can say to help you, unless you tell him that you give up on your friendship. He doesn't really sound good enough for you, hun.
|
|
how do you add vibrato to your voice? i'm having a big problem with it.. advice from experienced singers please (link)
|
Sometimes it does come naturally, but you can be trained to have it. Most women actually can't do it as well as men can, so keep that in mind.
But some women, like Gwen Stefani in "Trapped in a Box," demonstrate fabulous vibratos.
Definitely ask your voice teacher for tips.
|
|
I'm 16 and my bf's 17.ok my bf has fingered me before and i want to give him at least a hand job but i get so nervous. everytime i start to do it i chicken out. i know he wants me to cause he told me and signs lol but anyways he knows i get nervous to so what do i do? and some advice would be good to bc i have never done it before thats why i am so nervous.please give me tips! (link)
| |
What I would do? Ask/ tell him. "I've never done this before. What all do you want?" Basically, it's impossible to give a bad hangjob. Anything that involves you and his dick-- there's pretty much no wrong. But definitely straight up ask him what he likes the best.
|
|
ok so when i got on the internet today my address bar is randomly gone? i dont know where the heck it is but my google & yahoo searchbars and everything are still there. when i right click, the "address bar" is checked but its not showing? how can i get it back? (link)
| |
Ah, easy peasy. Go to the top of your internet page. See where it says 'View' ? Click. Then go down [one probably] to 'Toolbars' and over to 'Address Bar'. Make sure there's a check beside it. :] Same goes for your other things that are supposed to be there.
|
|
ive know this guy for about 3 years and 10 days ago he broke up with his girlfriend that hes had for like a couple months. well we had prom last night and he was all over me the whole time. after prom we had prom breakfast, but i had to leave like half an hour into it. as i was walking out, he stopped me and asked me where i was going. when i told him i was going home, he was aw man, i was planning on spending the rest of the night with you. then as i was getting into my car, he called me and asked me to hang out on sunday. im sort of crushing on him and i really do want to see what happens. im not sure though if he's really interested in me or not. can anyone give me any advice on what i should do? (link)
| |
Definitely give him some time. He just broke up with his girlfriend and you don't want to end up the rebound girl. Take things slow.
|
|
ok, this may seem kind of creepy - but its actually not. so theres this guy at work right. were pretty tight, we always talk at work and text outside of it. we pick on each other 24/7 but thats just how we get along, i mean were cool with each other you know? were like bro & sis basically. thats how i see it. were both natural flirts but i try not to [mainly because im in a serious relationship which i have NO intentions of ruining]. hes told me he likes me alot [as a friend] and everything, and that he thinks im hot and sexy and im his fave person there and blah blah blah whatever [yes he knows for sure i have a boyfriend]. he has never laid a finger on me though and has never done or said anything "suggestive". sounds cool right? heres the thing - im 16, and hes 33. but the thing is NOTHING is going on. i have no interest in him whatsoever besides friends [he knows this], and even if i did, still no chance because of our age. i mean just no. no no no. should i be worried though? i dont think hes a threat or anything, but i was raised to be very cautious, and basically just think the worst. i mean i know to be careful and all, but should i really be worried? (link)
| |
Personally? If he knows his boundaries and sticks to them, I wouldn't worry about it. Keep an eye out for fishy things-- but basically? Chill.
|
|
my bestfriend and i love eachother but we just wont date. we are really close. we kiss we hug we do everything. people think were dating but were not. is this bad? two bestfriends in love kissing as better than friends. (link)
| |
Not bad, per say, but I don't understand why, if you're so inlove, you don't get together. It doesn't have to mean anything changes, but it makes sure that you don't end up seeming like a stank, you know?
|
|
I shaved my bikini line..and their's still hair down there, but i dont care. Well, it started itching later on. Is something wrong? It itches a lot!! Anything i should do,and whats wrong? (link)
|
There's nothing wrong with you-- but slightly disagreeing with the columnist below me, you did do something 'wrong'. Next time, use shaving cream, and maybe a better razor. The skin down there is sensitive. But yes, if all you use is water when you're in the shower, you'll get used to it after a while, but everytime it starts growing out, it'll be that itchy again.
I would almost say use lotion-- but sparingly. Definitely don't coat yourself, because that would be just as bad or worse, I believe.
|
|
Ok I get the hiccups every single day (I have been noticing this by the way) its very annoying. I really hate it. I think its because I eat so fast. I have had the hiccups every day it happens randomely and I cant stop this. What is wrong with me? Most people I know do not have this happening every freaking day of their life do they? So whats a good way to stop this? And how do I get rid of them? I dont know what is going on with me now. Its very weird.? (link)
|
It's definitely not normal. It you have the hiccups for too long, it'll actually mess up the normal beat of your heart.
http://health.howstuffworks.com/10019-13-techniques-to-cure-the-hiccups.htm
Personally, the pull on your tongue one works the best for me. The next best would be the sugar one.
If you think it's because you eat so fast-- eat slower, to start with.
|
http://www.xanga.com/iloveyousomuch7
the song on her page...
whats it called
im in (link)
|
Although it'd probably be easier to actually ask HER, it sounds like a remake of "Let's Give Them Something To Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt.
It's a rather old song, but I don't know who that version is by.
|
|
what are some good grindcore bands? (link)
|
Fear of God
Carcass
Dahmer
Nasum
Seven Minutes of Nausea
Napalm Death
..Not particularly my cup of tea, but those might help.
|
|