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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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What does it mean when someone says, "Jesus can't play music while nailed to a cross."?

Obviously, when his arms are nailed to a cross he's kind of unable to play an instrument. Make sense now?

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Okay, I tried out for a solo in choir on Friday, and we find out who made it and who didn't. Everyone says I'll get it, but how do I get rid of the nervous feeling in my stomach untill Monday? I couldn't sleep untill after 1 in the morning last night.

That's called anxiety and it's perfectly normal. There's no real way to just get rid of it. You can try keeping busy to keep your mind on other things, but other than that enjoy the feeling.

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does anyone know what phone company helio is from? or were do you activate it or something?

Haven't you seen the damn ads? Don't call Helio a phone.

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ok well when i was little like 10 i shaved my arms. and i'm 16/female now. and now the hair on my arms is dark. it botherd me some and i wish i'd never did it.now it does bother me.and now other people notice too. its not the fact that i care what other people think but i just dont think i can do anything about it. is their anyway not to make my dark colored anymore? thanks alot.

Part of that might have to do with, oh you know, puberty. It's that crazy little thing that hits everyone at some point and time, and I'm pretty sure that's why the hair is darker, not because you shaved. Though that did play a part.

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when asking quesions on here no one is going to find out my name? right?

Not unless you're psychic, like myself.

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i think i like this guy but i dont know, how are you sure if u like something?
13/f
ill rate. thanks

If you haven't figured out how to tell if you like something or not by the age of 13, then you probably shouldn't go after guys.

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Hi.

I'm want to get a new webcam. One that has a built in mic. I'm looking for one perferable under $50 but I can go up to $150.

What do you guys recomend? Thanks.

Look at my profile picture, you do not want one under $50.

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15/F

My boyfriend of 11 months and I sometimes will makeout and stuff with just his boxers on and just my underwear.. I was wondering are there any risks of anything happen when we do this?

You run the risk of your parents catching you and getting in trouble.

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i have a boy friend (kevin) and this other boy asked (chris) me out and i told him i have a man! i do think that chris is cute but i think he will break my heart and i don't want to break up with kevin and then get hurt by chris! wat should i do??????????

I think you answered your own question within it.

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okay well this i've been talkin to the guy i like on the intenert and we go to the same school but the only problem is he doesn't know it is me he thinks i'm sumbody else and now he on the internet he said he really likes me and i told him thesame thing...hoew do i tell him it is really me

You know those romantic comedies where one person finds out the other has been lying to them, and gets really mad at them, but by the end of the movie they get together some how. This might be the real life version of that.

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i was watching this talk show where a guy was 19 and a girl was 16 and they were talking about sex online and he got in trouble with the government. is that possible?? i thought there was a 3 year limit first off, and second, if they were just talking about it openly, how is that commiting a crime?? just wondering, i was confused.

thanks!

Because he is over 18 and she is not.

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I have a serious problem, I always get boners in the middle of class and i have to get up alot and i dont want people to see me. I am not getting hard because the teacher is hot either because, beleve me, she is NOT! Does any else have this proble, how can I fix it???? Any bit of info will help!!!

You have to make a sacrafice to the boner gods.

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Okay,
so i have super thin hair, it's hard to do things with it, like even in a ponytail because then it looks stupid. Any tips on how to make hair thicker?

Your only hope is you go down to a molectular level and change your genes.

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I'm looking into getting a clear nose retainer. So I'll be able to hide my nose piercing. Does anyone know where I'd be able to find them? Please give specific store names. & Don't say Wal-mart or Target, because you CAN'T get them there. :]

Thanks.

An actual tattoo parlor will have them.

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what is the diffrence between the act and the sat?

One is when you pretend to be something else and the other is the past tense of sitting.

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when a guy has sex , gets oral, fingers girls,etc.
does he jack off thinking about it at a later time?
Or what?
im just wonderin'

Creepy pedophiles do.

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my name is katie. i am writing for advice because i found a glass pipe with weed in it in my moms purse about 6 months ago. we got into a huge fight about it and she promised me she would get rid of it.; i never saw after that. but the other day i was looking in my moms purse for my library card and it was in there. i am so sick of smelling that smell on her clothes. it makes me really depressed and today i couldnt take the pain anymore and i cut my arm with a pair of scissors. i am so sad. i am lost and confused as to why she lied to me and about something so horrible to lie about. she could get in huge trouble for this. and i dont want to lose her over something like drugs. i am just really depressed and i havent talked since i cut myself. my arm is still bleeding and i did it in the early afternoon. i dont want my special ed teachers or therapist to find out. i am terrified of going back to the hospital because last time i went there i was put in restraints for trying to hurt myself. please help me. i am so scared.

You could always let your mom live the way she wants.

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what is 4/20...i keep seeing these surveys where they ask..."do you celebrate 4/20"? and i'm like what is that??

haha thanks

It's the day when all the idiot stoners smoke pot. Well, that is every day, but that's the day they talk about the most.

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On a scale of 1-10 what do u think each number represents? please help! thanks!!!

1 = single
2 = 1 + 1
3 = 1 + 1 + 1
4 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
5 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
6 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
7 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
8 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
9 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
10 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1

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Ok so a lot of people tell me i am too thin. I've done those online calculators and they say i am, but you can't really trust those things because they don't take in to consideration a lot of important factors, you know. So, I thought if people could look at my pic site and give me their honest opinion? Thanks. http://www.picturetrail.com/photos/blondina75

That appears to be your ribs sticking out, so yes I'd say you are WAY too thin.

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