about

hi, im marissa, and im HXC, and im a hippie, and im opinionated, and im fucking crazy. and i have gone through alot of shit in my life, so i have answers to some problems from personal expirence. im almost 16, but i want out of my house. im in a relationship, and its been going on for over a year. he means the world to me. i love my life, and i cherish it. but i do live on the edge, and i like to go fast. i know breaking laws is bad, but its like an addiction to me. i am the treasurer of my schools gay straight aliance, and i get alot of shit for it. but it dosent affect me. i havee alot of friends. and im with them 24'7. and i would not have it any other way. im always faced with tough decisions and fears... long story. but im a pretty interesting person.

advice

I'm 13/f and fit in kids large. I want to know if you think I can fit in a juniors small. Thanks.

yeah you should fit. go for the smalls and extra smalls. and like the 00 and 0 and 1's in pants. hope i helped

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i have never given head before and my boyfriend wants it. what im asking is, how do i give him head he will love. and im pretty sure he hasnt had it before.

hey. i feel like a rere answering this. lol sorry. but suck hard, and stroke your toungue on the underside of it. hope i helped.

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http://www.abercrombiekids.com/kids/onlinestore/collection/13161_02_l.jpg


i really dont know. on one hand, i think theyre really cute. but i can't be sure.

be as harsh as you want, please. be honest.

honestly, there adorable. i want a pair now!!

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okay so i reallly like this boy in my class, and i;ve known him since like 2nd grade. and we are in 7th grade now. So he found out that i like him and he still acts like he;s my bestfriend and stuff. but idk if he likes me or not! help ):

hey. my friends acctauly going through something like this. and i always help her out with it. so i hope i can help. but i would try nd talk to him. and maybe as a joke be like "so who do you like." or have like a friend be like "so what do you think about her [and have her be you]." but it dosent sound like him knowing made him feel awkward. so thats good. i would just go with the flow. talk to him, maybe a little flirting. i hope i helped.

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I met a guy, 4 days later he asked if I'd like to hang out at his place, I said yes and went over, after watching movies for hours things got intimate, after he didn't want me to leave so I stayed. The next day he asked me over again so I went and stayed until quite late. And yet again the next day he invited me over and I ended up staying until late into the night. We've chatted on the phone and he's said things like thank-you for calling and that it was nice to hear from me. Am I setting myself up to get hurt or does it sound like he might genuinely be interested in pursuing something with me?

hey! i think it sounds like he likes you. but i would slow things down. maybe one day be like i cant call or i cant hang out. but it sounds like he is kinda setting you up to get hurt. cause you are spending so much time together;; but like what happens if you guys just split after spending that much time together. you might lose the friendship. try maybe not hanging out with him, or maybe hanging out with him with a group of friends. hope i helped.

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what is the best way to let a guy down gently that you like him only as a friend

yeah i think its easiest, or just be like im to stressed for a relationship. something like that; but i think just you wanna be friends is best

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what kind of moan do guys like to hear from a girl?
Like loud , or soft or no moan?

um honestly i think guys want a louder noise. but they do want a moan. but ussaully the louder it is, the better it feels. hope i helped.

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what is the size of an average fully grown penis? (in inches)

average size for a male is 6 inches. but they can be up to 13 inches.

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Wel, I have been dating this girl for 2 wks now, and we havent kist yet. and it will be my first time kissing, same as hers. i dont know when to do it or where. i dont know if my lips should be dry or wet. i dont know if t shoold be long kiss or short. plz help me.

hey. okay im like a make out addict so im going try and help :]. hope i help. okay well i like dry lips. try to have the first kiss be like 20 seconds or untill one of you pull away. and if you guys like it, go in for more. and when you kiss her, place your hands on her neck for the firts time, or just keep them to yourself. umm movies is a good place to make out. cause its dark. any questions or things i dident answer, please like message me back.

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I used to have quite a few freckles on my face but now I have like none. If you never go outside do they go away? If I go outside in the sun more will they come back? I like freckles. :)

lol. i use to have soooooooo many freckles. and now they ussaully only show up when its summer. yeah the sun ussaully effects it. hope i helped

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13 | f how can i get a vibrator without my mom or dad or sisters knowing. and where could i possibly hide it?

buy it at like spencers, then like hide it under your bed. or like have like a box of like old clothes or old toys or something like that. or hide in it like your clothes draws. hope i helped

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does any1 no of any good products for straighteninng hair? and any good hair straighteners

chi hair straighteners are AMAZING, but high priced. umm i use i wet to straight that works well, they sell them everywhere, but i know they DEFF. sell them at target. and straigtening your hair kills your hair, so i might sugjust straight sexy hair, works REALLY well. hope i helped.

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Hi, i'm about 5'6 105. I know that i'm i guess.. "considered" thin, but i don't really believe it myself sometimes. I often feel fat and i always want to lose weigh. I come up with different diets, like eating just salad (lettuce with fat free dressing.) I do like food sometimes, so i'll want to eat something and feel kinda bad about it. I feel like i'm never thin enough.

hey. i know what you mean. like im considered avaerage for my height. but your below average for your height, lucky. but like i was a suffering anorexic, so like i know what your talking about. i would just keep eating like a normal diet, like no diet diets though (like only lettuce). if i were you, maybe go running everyday. running gets you in shape, and though like it sounds like you dont need to be in shape, it might help knowing that your getting a work out. hope i helped.

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hi, i dont know whar to do. but i have been talking to a boy, lets call him Rick. and Rick is my boyfriends best friend, and we started talking for fun. and then we noticed we have SO much in common, and we have become best friends, though we have never met. so one day we did a 3 way call with my good friend, lets call her Jen. and they dont have much in common, and ussaully they just talk to me. but now Jen is UPSESSED with Rick and likes him. and forced him to give her his number, and invited him to go camping with us, and invited him to sleep over when he comes up from maryland to visit me and my boyfriend. and jens like i like him and do you think long distance relationships last? and im like ummm. and like i like rick tooo, and shes being stalkerish. and shes pissing me off. and i dont want to be rude and be like back off, but i dont want her to keep doing this to him. help please.

umm wow she seems upsessive. i would talk to her, and be like you havent met rrick. and then try and steadily stop with the 3 way calls. but yeah talk to her, act like he has like problmes like physically. im kinda in a situation like this. lol. hope i helped

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I have come to the point where I cant write, concentrate, derive pleasure from anything, have difficulty remembering things, have blurred vision, eyes seriously hurt, sometimes have severe headaches, most of the time dont know what I am talking especially with my elder brother. I have nt got father and mother I live my elder brother and his wife since 6 years. I am 26/M an MBA had a successful career but now since six months things have been deteriorating. I cant bear it any more. Plz tell me the easiest way to commit suicide which hurts less and is quick and doesnt make much of a mess.

hi. your story makes me cry. and iknow, you'll probably think badly of me cause of this. but i know how it feels like to want to commite suicide. and i have tried. and i know im not in the same situation as you. but there are docters and people willing and wanting to help people like you. seriously going into a phsyward would probably help you. there ARE people that will miss you if you commite. they will miss you. life is a gift, and dont take the easy way out. i know tons of people that have commited, and what it did to there familys and everyone WAS horrible. please, trust me, do not commite suicide. get help, maybe get meds?. just dont commite, please. sorry for being so abrupt. and i hope i changed your mind about commiting. and i hope i helped. bye.

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When a guy does something that you don't like [as in touching boobs or something]

how do you say no [in a nice way] ?

and if you are too busy kissing.. would it be bad if you were to slap their hand?

like pull away and be like, "im sorry, im not ready"
or just pull his hand out from where its gooing and like put it on your hip or something.
hope i helped

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what exactly is a victimless crime

An illegal act that is felt to have no direct or identifiable victim.

tehhe i commite alot of those :]

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i was thinking of getting highlights for my hair. i have the filipino skin complexion, you know like the asians do. so i was thinkin about what color to highlight my hair. i want to get like a reddish kind but i'm not sure. and i'm also to emo kind so yeah. and my hair is also straight and layered, if that helps.

i would do like a orangeish redish color. like this color... on this website.. www.hisandher.com/color_woman.asp and like the colors # 32 # 31 or # 33b. hope i helped

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Hey everyone.

Well our choir instructor wants us to do a bunch of fundraising. The thing is the stuff that he picks is very boring and typical that we don't want to do it and he gets mad about it.

Like bottle and can drives and selling cookie dough and such.

Does anyone have some good and FUN fundraising we can do?

selling like tye dye shirts, or like at my school the camp im in might do a small dance. or a car wash once it gets warm. or like have a contest like have people like buy tickets or something, and pull a number and they win something. hope i helped

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well in my partcial day class thing, theres this girl, her names tracy.. and like personaly the first time i saw her i thought she was a guy, like alot of my friends also said that too when they first saw her, but i when i first saw her i thought she was hott, cause i really thought she was a guy, but now that i know shes a girl im still attracted to her, and i dont get it. why?! does that mean im like bisexual or something ? because like.. i think i like her ? and its kind of odd.. someone please help ?

its not odd. your probably bisexual, its not a big ddeal, or atleast i dont think it it. but you probably do have feelings for her, or like you still have in your mind like a "attachment" to her where you still belive shes a guy. so if you do have an "attachment" to her you still might be straight. but this sounds like you are bisexual. but if you really like her, i would try and become friends with her. good luck.

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