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yeah so only seventeen, but ive got a pretty good idea about giving decent advice. anything from serious relationships, not-so-serious relationships, friends, family problems, what looks good & what doesnt, and how NOT to be a bitch! i love to have fun, but im not an idiot! im just your typical clowner and i pretty much know it all - well, kinda : D ask anything!!

advice

Ok, so... I have a regular body. I'm pretty skinny, and just... well... regular. I dont have huge boobs or anything like that. I'm just a typical young teen. But I would consider myself more "pretty" than "hott". I'm not trying to sound conceided... but I have a prettier face than anything. But, it seems like all guys care about is "hottness". It's like they could like some of the most ugly girls just because they have a "hott body". Does anyone think... or know if guys will ever grow out of this and start actually looking at girls faces and caring more about beauty than hottness? please let me know

thank you

well yeah..some of them will grow up and gain a little maturity..but some of them will only think about boobs..boobs..boobs.. and only boobs..just hang in there. Theres guys out there that arent completely shallow.
♥ aMi ♥

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Which name do you guys like best? The gerbal is tanish brown and is a male. Which names do you guys like ?

Cinniniman
Nibbles
Co-Co


♥ NiBbLeS! ♥

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I've read before that pink eyeshadow is not a good shade for your eye for some reason- is this true, and if so why?

♥ yeah, it can make your eyes look swollen and red and blothcy..some eye shadows dont though. The ones that look kind of natural usually look really bad on most people. ♥

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i kissed my boyfriend on the cheek for the very first time and im thinking now its his turn, should he kiss me? my friend told him "kiss her!!" but he never did. i was thinking he was suposed to be the one to kiss me first but i realized he was too shy so i kissed him, should i be looking for signs of kissing? haha i guess....alright help.

you slut! you kissed him on the cheek?? omg.

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Hi..my boyfriend is coming back in town tonight..and i want to plan something fun for him..the thing is that there isnt much to do around here..we usually just go to parties and drink, and we wouldn't be able to do anything at my house b/c of my parents. Also going out to dinner wouldn't be that much fun. Does anybody have any good ideas? Anything fun & thrilling!! Or simply any ideas?? PLEASE RESPOND!! I would really appreciate the help.

♥ hey.. well you could try going to a movie, putt putting or gocarting, skating, bowling, or just whatever sounds fun!! my best advice would be to ask him.. that way he wont be bored, but chances are if hes really into you, he wont care. ♥

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I'm 13/f && I'll admit it, I have a big nose. I know I'm too young for plastic surgery but I'm really self consious of it so is there any way I could minimize it? Like is there a way I could do my makeup to make it less noticeable?

xO* GiiRL iiN NEED

♥ well the best way to make it LESS noticable.. is to make one of your other features MORE noticable!! do your eyes or lips real cute and that way people will notice that feature more than your nose.. oh yeah, and when you ARE old enough..please dont get plastic surgery, it really isnt a good idea. Just learn to live with what you've got, and be PROUD of it! ♥

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this might sound really bad but how do you get a boy to break up with his girlfriend. i like this boy a lot and i really think he would like me if he broke up with this other girl. what can i do to make him break and get him with me? please help!!!!! i rate high for anything!

woah.. you wouldnt want anyone doing that to you would you?? yeah thats def. not cool.. you dont wanna be the girl thats selfish and controlling. You'd be killing whatever this guy and his girlfriend had..and responsible for her or both of thier broken hearts... sometimes you have to just realize that HE isnt the one for you, well at least not now.

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Ok I went out with a guy named kasey... and I knew everyone thought he is a bad person.. and He does bad stuff and everthin.. but he really treated me soo good.. Like I was lyin down on a bed.. and he picked me up and was like carryin me.. and I had my legs around his waist.. and my head on his shoulder.. and he just like started dancin with me.. but he was like holden me.. and then he wispered in my ear.. I love you .. and kissed me.. and then I new.. I really loved him (or I thought) and I really thought i did.. and then he broke up with me.. and I was sooo hurtt I cryd and cryd and I couldnt controle myself I was dyin.. and i had started cutting again and I wouldnt stop.. and then the next day he asked me back out.. and I said yes.. and then I looked in his pro and go why am I not in your pro.. and he goes I was jk.. so he was kiddin bout asken me out.. and I was sooo hurt I grabbed a nife and was bout to slit my throat.. but sunday had her bf call the cops on me.. and they came to my house and came in my room and found me holden a nife to my throat...

well here is the problem... I am now in a relation ship with a guy named mike.. and everyone says he is a player.. and has cheated on his gfs alot.. But I really like him.. and I want to believe he wont hurt me and stuff.. Well he is gone for 3 weeks camping with my friends bf.. jimmy.. so me and my friend are goin up to visit them friday.. Im not sure what to do cause I really dont want to get hurt again and I want to give us a try and all.. and I want to believe it will work out.. What do I do HELP!

okay.. well your obviously not very independant.. you cant rely on a guy for your happiness.. itll only make you do things you will regret later, or in your case..you wont have time to regret because well.. you could KILL yourself. Relationships seem like theyre WAY to much for you to handle right now. Unless you want to end up in a psychiactric (spelling??) facility or DEAD you need to get out of the relationship and change your outlook on life. Its the best way to get your life back on track.

hope i helped.
Ami*

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ok so my name is Alex and i need a new aim screename... any ideas? thnaks

yEw gOt iT dOoD!! lol

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OK this might sound a little strange but i think my boyfriend is bi. I want to dump him but i don't know if i should or not though. I think he's bi because he acts gay and when we started going out he said he was really glad we're going out because before he thought he was gay. And he just acts like a girl. PLZ help me i don't know if i should dump him or not. What do you think i should do?

alright well no one wants a gay boyfriend.. but gay GUY friends are fun! haha well i say that you should break up with him.. tell him that you cant see a future with him but you stil want to be good friends.. hope it works out! xOxO

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I'm in Middle School and every1 is wearing makeup and long earrings! my mom won't let me but sometimes i sneak out of the house with some eyeshadow on. and i can't wear hoops ( even small 1's!) on any day except tuesday when we have chapel. what should i do??

okay.. well if your gonna wear make-up.. no one says u have to wear eye shadow.. if its that big of a deal that you feel like you HAVE to wear it, then just put a little powder and mascara on.. if your mom STILL wont let you, let her know why you want to wear it. She probably isnt letting you because she doesnt want you going out looking like a scank with too much on.. Show her that your not going to pile and cake it on and you just want to look pretty! lol..

x*o*x*o
~aMi~

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I just have a question...what happends when people kiss? People say that when the two like eachother, they just start making out or something. I've never been kissed, so I want to know how to so when the time comes, I'll know how. The guy I like will probably break up with his girlfriend when she moves in July, and from what he says, they kiss a lot. I'm nervous about what will happen when I ask him out after he breaks up with his girlfriend. please help!

I rate fives!

just go with it..if you guys end up going out then he'll know what to do obviously, so you probably wont be the one making any moves. After the first time you wont be stressing..dont worry about it.. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!! lol

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which part of the egg has protein or the most protein?

the yolk..

nice question by the way

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Ok this is a real question i really want to know why do most girls think all guys want is sex it drives me mental because i actually flipped out on someone who asked a question and said anyways dont all guys just want to get laid it drives me mental and i just want to know why they think this cause i know when i get a g/f i actually want a relationship.

well.. most straight guys do.

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ok my friend is like really selfish. and she is REALLY clingy. when she gives an example about something like a good singer she uses herself, and when i say like "or me" she says "o my god! just becaus i said im a good singer doesnt mean you have to turn it around on yourself!" i know im a way better singer than her. and she ALWAYS calls me a fat ass. she also always brags about how skinny she is by saying "o my god look how fat i am in my gym suit!" and i give her a really mean look and tell her to shut her mouth and stop bragging and she always laughs like im kidding and i tell her im not and she says "o my god! just because i think im fat doesnt mean you have to say im bragging!" she exercises soooooooo much!please help i dont wanna kill our frendship

your friends a bitch BIG TIME - im sure you can find better friends than that

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i exercise a lot. i do at least 250 sit ups a day and i pogo-stick i also run. i eat like a granola bar 4 breakfast, a turkey sandwich for lunch with baked lays (1.5 grams of fat), and only like 10 grams of fat 4 dinner. im really fat, i weigh 128 lbs and im 13, 5ft 1 in, i have been since i was 12! i dont know why im so fat around my abs, above my hips, thighs, and stomach. please help, im desperste 4 weight loss!

okay.. well everyone thinks theres something wrong with them - whether its weight, hair, or just the way you think you look - EVERYONE is self-conscious about something. ok now anyway, if your 5'1 128lbs and 13, your not really as fat as you probably think you are. If you exercise, and watch wat you eat, and have energy and feel like your pretty healthy, then dont worry about it. Now if you still think u have a problem, then counting your calorie intake can help you get where you want to be. Crunches, running, jump-rope, push-ups, and streching can help. Remember, everyone is different and you should like your body shape, but if u need anything else AIM me at h1p213l7 xo,
aMi

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I like this guy at my school. I'm not sure if he likes me or not. He's a senior and I'm a freshman. We are friends, and his best friend is my brother. I want to become more than friends, but I'm not sure if he does. My parents and my siblings don't think I should date or anything of that sort. This guy is not like any other guy I know. He's special, I just don't know how to tell him that. I'm also not sure if he likes me. Whenever he's doing something, he always persuades me to go. And if I'm not going to do something, he then says, "well then I'm not going." I don't want to say anything because that would be awkward at school and church. I'm not sure what to do, should I go for it and ask him or not!?!?! Sorry its so long!

hmmm.. well i dont know?? first of all, hes a senior and youre a freshmen - just by what i know, most seniors dont like freshmen (like that) - it could be different but whatever.. he could just be a little flirty with u and likes messin' with you because he thinks of you as a friend and you're his best friends little sister. if you really think hes got a thing for you then go for it!! hope it works out,
aMi

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I liked my friend's brother, we'll call her Sally, and him Fred. Well..Sally didn't like it too much. But Fred introduced me to his cousin, we'll call him Kevin. And now me and Kevin date, and Sally is mad at me..What the heck?!?! What do I do???

-Incapable of Pleasing people.

You need to talk to her, figure out exactly why it bothers her. i think its kind of rididculous that shes mad, but findout why she IS mad. tlka to her. hope it helps,

amI*

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My parents disapprove of a lot of my friends. One of them.. ok.. shes a slut.. and they know that.. and they think im gunna be like her (i sorta am.. but not NEARLY as bad.. shes been with like 15 guys.. me only 2) and another friend has been pregnant before (shes 16) and another friend Steals and gets high alot... (they only know about the stealing)
My parents dont know i've had sex.. and they dont know i've been high (AND THEY AINT GUNNA!)
Since I hang out with these people (nicest people i know).. they dont trust me to even be around them at skool.. how can i get my parents to trust me more? I havent done anything to lose their trust (that they know of)
Theyso wont let me stay the night with anyone.. even the people they trust.. how can i change this

DONT TELL ME QUIT DOIN THE STUFF I DO!! I DONT DO IT NOW! AND DONT TELL ME THAT THEY DO HAVE A REASON NOT TO TRUST ME CUZ I ALREADY KNOW THAT.. BUT THEY DONT KNOW MY LIFE.. SO THEY ACTUALLY DONT..

Okay- well lets pretend that you are your parents... now can you blame them for not trusting you. your pretty lucky you havent gotten caught for any of this shit already, but you will probably get into trouble some day. the only thing that you can do is learn to deal with it, and you can keep your grades up, spend some time at your house with them (yeah i know that sucks) but like just get into a sport or just anything to keep your parents trust and let them think that you are not a trouble maker

*hOpE ThIs HeLpS*
~ami~

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okay i just started my period. I have a few questions.
a)if when you put a tampon in, and in 6 hours later when you take it out. and theres blood on it.but when you wear a pad and you take it off, and theres no blood. is this a period?
b) can you bathe with tampons in?
c)is mastrubation with your period a bad idea
d)it acually hurts when i insert a tampon, could it be that i forgot to take a previous tampon out?
e)what exactly are cramps?
f)is it healthier to wear a pad or insert a tampon?
g) can you get pregnent if you are having your period?
h)is having sex with your menstrual flow an unhealthy idea?

thanks

a- hmm, idk see a doctor.
b- yeah
c- eww yes thatd be a mess
d- how can u forget about a tampon? yes somethings wrong with you if thats what your asking
e- pains in your lower stomach
f- it doesnt matter but if you forget to take out a tampon then definetely a pad!
g- its possible
h- its gross

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