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dear Miss misha. my cat is a bitch! she hissies and is phsyco and attacks my grandma!!!i think she is the extrosits kitty!!! she wants attention but when u pet her fer a lil bit she get pissy and bites u.. she even chased heather around my dining room table and around my house.i feel bad cuz i never pay attention to her.. but shes a bad kitty! what should i do to calm her temeper and make her a nice kitty again.. waite just plain nice kitty.. she was a bitch fer as long as i can remeber. thanx!!!

well..try to do a sainace to get the excorcist outta her lol! or you could just live with the fact that shes a bitch..my moms a bitch and i cant change so i learned to accept it lol like the great some one once said if u cant beat them join them so b a bitch rite bak to the kitty :)

misha the wonderful

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Whats a good present to get your boyfriend?

well it depends on the kind of guys he is (skater/getto)..either way if u buy him a gold necklace lol no one can complain bout gold..or u could get him heart boxers or sumthing cool like that..if hes skater u can get him skateboarding stuff lol! Another idea would b to ask him wut he mite want :)
the wonderful misha

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how do i make a home theater in my home?

well first you buy a big screen tv or something and then you get a couch then u get a popcorn machine and have some ppl over and make them pay 5 bucks for popcorn and pop :) then u can watch movies and make a small fortune lol!

The WOnderful Misha

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i keep falling in love with this kid n he wont go out with me :-/ n i really fucken love this kid alot.. what should i do?

well maybe you should just give up on the damn kid :) but if u really think u love him then try and work it out but a word of advice ..dont let urself b used just cuz u love him..ur life does not revolve around making him happy!

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how do i buy a cow?

you go to farm country and buy one

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