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my name is SHELBY

but you can call me boo

im a caretaker

i knock on wood alot

i can make you smile

im getting braces soon

i like capri sun & zebra cakez!

i still count with my fingers

i will watch Sex And The City with you

i will thumb wrestle you in public

and i will make cute faces at you in the rear view mirror

if you need to get ahold of me in another way besides advicenators then feel free to send me an email at SHELBYcrunkpants@yahoo.com


advice

I don't know what to do. My camera slipped out of my hands. And obviously the lens broke.
My dad will kill me and yell at me. Because it was $300. He's going to make me feel like an worthless idiot who isn't responsible for a stupid little camera.
I've had the camera for like a year it was one little accident.
And I dont know what to do.

Should I try to get money and buy a new one?
Should I hide it? My dad wants to use the camera but I'm afraid he will bite my head off.


I dont know.
I'm scared of him.


Any help?

I think every kid has gone through something similar to this.

Believe me though, it is much better to just tell your dad about it. If you try to hide it he will eventually find it or find out and you will get in more trouble.

Try to make a deal with him about getting a new one, maybe grades, chores, a job, money, anything with one of those?

Well goodluck! I hope it works out for you.

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Hi. I am 14/f, going into 10th grade.

I'm 5'7 or so, and 113lbs, so I'm pretty skinny and tall.

Because I'm so tall, and alot of my friends and other people are shorter, I don't want to wear any shoes that make me even taller.

Can you give me some ideas on cute shoes that are flat or have a shorter heel? Also, I don't have that much money so the max. is $20/shoe...which makes it a lot more difficult for me to find shoes.

Also, do you think that if I wear shoes that are taller, people will notice or make comments?

Thanks.

Vans flat tennies :]
Best of the best.

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well, first of all, im REALLY uncomfortable putting this up, but i need to know.

for some time now, my 'area' has had throbbing 'desires' i should say. it feels gross and wrong. is this just being a teenager with hormones or something else?

Dont worry its hormones.
Everyone goes through it.

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Hello.
My boyfriend recently graduated so I'm going to strip for him when we go on vacation to the beach.
The thing is I don't know which song to stripdance to!
We both like alternative and rock but pop is okay.
I need a song that I can dance to in stilettos, seductive/sultry songs are preferred, but with enough of an update beat to dance to

Thanks!!!

Buttons- Pussycat Dolls.
Candy Shop- 50 Cent.
Me & You- Cassie.
Dont Cha- Pussycat Dolls.
Im N luv (wit A Stripper)- T-pain.
Sexyback- Justin Timberlake.
Ms. New Booty- Ying Yang Twins.
Get Low- Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz.

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Heii! does anyone know where i can get the hats like Emily Osment in Hannah Montana?

Zumies or Pac Sun.

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Normally for make-up, I just wear eyeliner, mascara, and the same eyeshadow every day. I put a little bit of liquid foundation to cover up problem spots. However, I want to make my eyes really stand out. What types of products could I buy, and how should I apply it?

First off DONT use dark colors on your eyes. It makes them appear smaller.

To answer this question fully though I need to know your eye color and shape so just let me know and I can help you out.

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my friend whos a guy called his girlfriend a prude..
what does a prude mean?

It means she wont do anything sexual.
Like say he wanted to makeout but she never has and doesnt want to, that would generally be known as prude.

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ok im 17 and want a kid. ok i do see that its gona be hard and that is probly not best to have a kid yet. but do you think it might help me change my mind bout having a kid if i speak to my boyfriend.
what could the out comes be? im scared if i tell him that he will get worride and leave me. but i dont want to keep something like this from him.
please help me some one.

thanks
xXxXx

If you cant talk to the person your planning on having a baby with about either having the baby or not then your not ready. So yes talk to your boyfriend, I doubt he will leave you just because a conversation, not like your pregnant yet right?

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What shoes are better vans,airwalks, or dc

I LOVE vans flats. Definately the best.

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i'm having trouble deciding what to do. i either want to continue growing my hair out until it gets really long or cut it really short. i want people's opinions on which is a cuter style.
one like this:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4971/Events/4971/AshleyTisd_Cohen_9182131_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Tisdale,%20Ashley

or like this:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3926/Events/3926/NicoleRich_Grani_6640648_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Richie,%20Nicole

thanks!
i rate

Haha Ashley Tisdale has the same hairstyle as me.
Nicole Richies hair is beautiful but I personally thing Ashleys is a little more fun and flirty.
So I say go with Ms.Tisdales style.

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I'm a Highschool cheerleader.. && were havin a preformence for meet the team in less than a week and i was wondering if anyone could give me some cute makeup/hair tips??
[x] I have curly hair
[x] I have to wear ribbion in my hair
[x] I own body glitter/lotion/lipgloss/eyeshadow
[x] my school colors and my unfirom colors are brown orange && white.
Okay.. So yea. Gimmi some tips.. please? I have to wear my hair all teh way up.. So pretty much ican only wear it up toward the top fo my head an dcurly. pics would be nice. or tips or w.e. step my step.. i have tons of stuff so dont worry about that..

thx.

14/f.

Eyes:
http://www.beautyfitnessonline.com/eye-care/images/eye-makeup-tips.jpg

Lips: http://www.makeup.com/store/240/dsc8052juicy.jpg

If you are required to have a curly ponytail then just stick with that and the ribbon, but if you are aloud to do something else then do for it.

Hair:
French braid pigtais. If you dont know how to french braid then just tell me in feedback and I can give you instructions. Then on the ends of each one, tie them with a ribbon. Its really cute and stays in place when your jumping and moving around.

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i change my braces every 6 weeks what color should i have only 2 colors or 1?
=]
14/f

I think you should get one color.

Personally when I see people with more than one color it looks kinda cheesy.

I think it looks good when people have a light color too.

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Alright, This is really gross. but the last 3 days,i've had like, diarrhea, but its reddish, like, blood. but i'm not on my period for another 2 weeks, somebody please tell me whats wrong with me??

See a doctor, it could be serious.

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ok, me and my girlfriend have decided we want to have sex, the only probleam is i am not sure how i am going to get my hands on a condom, i am 13, and don't give me stuff saying im too young or anything cause we have made up are mind, im just not sure how i can get my hand on some condoms. can i just buy them? what? and also what kind should i get?

You dont have to be a certain age to buy condoms. If you did then kids would just have sex without them and get pregnant, see why they will sell them? Anyway just go to a local drugstore and get Trojan. Good job kid, on being safe.

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ok. my brother keeps watching porne. i was making mac and chesse and i needed to go on the computer and i saw this one girl liek showin her boobs and naked and stuff. it seems so weird becuz my brother is so nice and smart you would never suspect it and everybody loves him. he got introuble with my mom and dad before and i dont want to tell them again. im worried because i dont want him to grow up and turn into this like rapist or whatever when he grows up. i dont know if i should have my 18 year old sister then again im not comfortable telling her. i dont know what to do. he watches all this stuff.please help me.

Leave it alone hun.

He is a growing boy, very natural. Hes horny just like every single other guy out there in the world. And just about every other guy watches porn too.

If he is watching it while you need to get on then just kick him off. No big deal, its not like you have to watch it.

So my advice would be just let him do his own thing.

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okay so for the past 9 months i have been using dandruff shampoo my dandruff isnt bad but when i scratch my scalp tiny flakes come off and my tiny dandruff is still there after 9 months and ive switched shampoos twice and im not sure whats wrong. I have to scratch my scalp in order for the dandruff to come off but sometimes my head bleeds and its just really annoying me so if anyone has any suggestions tell me.

I used to have the same problem but I started using head and shoulders dandruff shampoo. Works great.

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A girl I know, but I'm not really good friends with, is having a pool party. She invited 3 boys, and I don't know any of them. I wouldn't care if they were there if it was just a regular party, and I have a boyfriend, so I'm not worried about any of that dating stuff. What I'm worried about is, that I hate how I look in my bikini. It's the only bathign suit I have, and I don't really want guys to see me in it. Especially when half the girls at the party, are anorexic bitches. I think it'd be rude if I didn't go, and I don't know what to do.

Well I doubt your ugly if you have a boyfriend so get some confidence girl.

If you truly do not want to wear it then you could impervise. You could wear board shorts if you dont like from your waist down. If its your stomach then just wear a wife beater and nothing on the bottom. It its both then just wear both of those with your bathing suit under.

Or if you have time and money, get a new bathing suit that flatters the type of body you have. If you need ideas on that then just send one to my inbox.

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What is a good way to get rid of the pain when u get your braces tightend. Help. Im in pain

Take some painkillers.

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Right. This could be a bit long.
For the last few days/weeks, I have been thinking about having a baby. Me and my boyfriend are very happy and it definatly looks like we will be together for a long time. He has mentioned before bout kids and stuff. but I always said to him that I would but not yet. I am only 17 years old and I have got a 2 year course at collage coming up. also i dont know if he would actually want a kid yet.
but I have been thinking and I would really love to have a kid.
Can someone please help me change my mind because I know I'm to young to have a kid and I probly wouldn't be able to cope. Even though I'm pretty sure my mum would help me out if I did have a child.
Please help me change my mind because I really want a kid but I am only 17.

Any advise would be brilliant.

Thanks
xXxXxXx

Bad idea. Dont have a kid at this age. Your not even an adult yet, technically your still a kid.

Some reasons why you shouldnt.

If you plan on going to a two year course at collage then you will probably have to put those plans on hold if you have a newborn to take care of.

You and your boyfriend arnt married. Not saying he would but he could leave you at any moment and then your stuck with no father and thats not fair to your child and it will be hard as hell for you to take care of the child.

Just make the right decision, I know you already know since you posted this question on here. In the back of your mind, you know your not ready.

Believe me, its a lot harder than you think.

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hey, well on my old account that i had on this site [ i lost the password ] i had alot of people who listed me as there favorite columnists. now i only have one and i dont understand why. i give like the same type of advice as i did with my old account. can anyone tell me what the problem is?

-caitt♥

Give it some time and you will have a lot of people adding you. It just takes awhile for people to find your column.

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