about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

does brown match well with black?

Black goes with anything, but in my opinion, no.

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okay me and my boyfriend were at church a few nites ago and we were gonna go down the stairs. okay there's this little space beside the stairs where two people can be alone and he pulled me in there and kissed me. he didnt talk about it for the rest of the nite but i know he's gonna bring it up next wednesday. i mean, it's not like i didn't enjoy it or anything, but i don't know if i should take it a step further (as in having sex) or keep it like it is.help?

If you don't know if you should be having sex, chances are; you shouldn't be. And it's a sin to do anything sexual in a church. Congratulations on getting a ticket to hell.

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Theres this girl i've liked for about 2 years now. i'm 13 and she's turning 15 in march. i really like her and i think she likes me but i don't know what to do. i keep asking her if she would ever like me but she keeps saying i don't know. what should i do? thanks.

She isn't interested.

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Ok, Superbowl sunday is tomorrow and my boyfriend is going to be at my house. I know for a fact that there will be some making out and such going on. I was just wondering, what are some ways to "spice it up?" Like, he said he wanted me to sit in his lap one day. [Not talking about when we make out, just in general.] I thought that, that might be a fun way to start it out. Like, straddle him then start making out then start playing with his hair possibly? I just need help on how to start these things. I don't wanna make it super obvious and just jump on him. I want to just gradually move into it.

P.s. Parents will be in the house.

If your parents are gonna be in the house, I don't think they wanna see their daughter look like a skank. It's disgusting.

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what is the difference of loving someone and being in love with someone?
I have heard guys saying " i love her, but i am not in love with her." ( one of the reasons that my current boyfriend got out of his past relationships.) I don't get it. how can i tell one from the other?

Loving someone is just being really close & like a good friend. In love with someone is knowing they're the one for you & the one you belong with.

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is there something you can do so that people cant see all your friends on myspace?... like when you hit view all of ...'s friends... is there a way to disable that? thanks!

Use google.

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Ok so i'm 13 and about to go into high school but want to lose weight over the summer if i start now since the school year is not over if i start now and then keep exercising over the summer is there anyway i could lose like 100- 120 pounds?? and if so how can i make this happen

It's impossible.

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how much money is minimum wage?

It depends where you live.

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i have a 5 page term paper due.
its on how greek archetecture, litature and art relfects culture and manhood and womanhood.

my microsoft word just expired and i dotn no wat to do!!!!

besides the fact that im screwed for this term papperrr

HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP

You could write it in wordpad, or you could use the public library. Or use the library at school. It's not hard.

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MY question is just basically what age do most teenagers have their first kiss? And what age do they get their first boyfriend? I'm fom a respectable family and I don't want to spoil my fam's name..but I really want to have a boyfriend BTW i'm 15/f.

My mum had her first bf like 18 or 19! And this is kinda weird...but I don't think I can't wait that long cause I mean most people i know have haad a bf and a first kiss! Please answer!!



Distressed!

It's not weird to have a boyfriend when you're 18 or 19. I usually think waiting for the right person is best no matter how long it takes. Boys aren't so important. So don't worry about it, seriously.

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How do u add a song to your myspace profile???

Go to music on the toolbar on MySpace. Search your artist, click them, find the song you want & click add. Then it'll ask you if you really want the song, click yes again. Woo, congrats, you've got a song on your MySpace profile.

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Is one kiss considered "cheating"?

Yeah.

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does anyone have an idea of what kind of "monster" i could put into a story like i thought of a flying, human-eating monkey. but i want something that will get people laughing.

please help xxxx

Use an actress/actor that you hate and make them totally disgusting.

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13/f

what are some signs that you are about to have your period???
(I'm not talking about your very 1st period. just any regular period)

Your boobs hurt, you get cramps, you start craving chocolate.

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does anyone have a suggestion for a really good romance young-adult novel? any suggestions- authors, titles, etc. would be great. thanks [=

The Notebook. A Walk To Remember. I'd Tell You I'd Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You. Walk Two Moons.

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There is this book called Cut by Patricia McCormick. Can anyone who has read it tell me how they liked it or if anyone can find me reviews online

Is this book worth reading

I loved the book. It's worth reading, trust me.

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female/14
5'3, 120 pounds
how can i get my inner thys, not as discusting. i hate the way i look, espically when i sit next to my best guy friends who wear tight jeans and i have jeans on too (my thys are like bluging out). i just want to be skinnyer all over. i know you work out, but what i can do daily to make the weigh just gone, mostly on my thys

You're not overweight, so you're fine. But, if it bothers you so much. Run for 20 minutes a day.

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okay well this guy that i have like for 2 years decided to istant mesage me and started talkin to me and then one day he asked me if i like him....well i told him i did and now i have to im him first when he used to im me first all the time.....but now it's he is never on and if he is on he goes away real quick and he gives me this weird look at school. i don't know what is goin on.

Talk to him more in person. If he's still being weird after like a month, forget about him.

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Ive got a friend who ive liked since ive known her, we made out a couple times and have admitted to liking eachother but then chose not to date, shes got a bf now, what kind of things could i do to make her know i really really like her still, do i wana be subtle or just come out and say that i want her? ladies, this is where i could use your help lol

Don't pursue her until she's single.

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my younger sister doesnt have her period but she is wearing pads what do i tell her?

She could have discharge & doesn't want it to ruin her panties. Or maybe she's worried she's gonna get it so she's trying to be safe. Leave her alone & keep to yourself.

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